Interrogation by Tsumi
Wufei was tired, he also had a headache, he had spent nearly three hours with the others trying to stop a sugar and caffeine high Duo from destroying the base. There had been no missions for too long and the braided pilot was making the rest of the group suffer from his boredom. He groaned and fell into his bed. A few moments later there was a soft tap and Trowa and Quatre came into the room. Trowa was sporting a black eye from trying to keep duo still. Quatre looked tired too but the gleam in his eyes told Wufei that the 'innocent' pilot had a plan.
"What is it"
"Well Wufei you know Duo has been really bad lately with boredom." Quatre began smiling. "We decided to do something about it"
"What are we going to do"
"Lock Duo in the interrogation room in the base." Trowa said simply.
Wufei looked at them and groaned the plan was so bad but it was justified after all Duo had been driving them all crazy.
"How are we going to do it"
"Heero has the hard part of getting him there but then he probably thought of something already." Quatre said.
They walked down the blessedly quiet halls toward the room. The interrogation room was a bare steel room with a single one way window in one wall. Behind the window was a surveillance room and Heero was already there sitting on one of the four chairs set up in the room. Duo was unconscious in the blank room but very slowly was coming to. Heero smirked at the others and looked into the room. The other three took seats and watched the boy wake up.
"So are we just going to leave him there?" Quatre asked.
"No we'll play with him." Heero answered switching on the microphone.
"it is justice." Wufei smiled.
Duo woke up slowly, he remembered teasing Heero about dating his laptop then something very hard and fast hitting him. Heero had punched him. How dare he? Now Duo looked around he was in a blank room. Recognition dawned he'd seen this room tons of times just from the wrong side. The interrogation room, why did Heero put him in here? He stood up groggily and did his best glare at the window.
"Heero I know you're on the other side of that glass you jerk let me out of here!"
"No." Heero answered simply through the microphone.
"Come on Heero I'll do anything you want for a whole week come on." He pleaded.
"Not a chance Duo you've caused a lot of trouble"
"Aww Trowa you're not still mad about the mousse are ya come on you looked cool with blue hair." the braided pilot said trying not to laugh at the mental image. It had taken the taller pilot days to wash the blue dye out of his hair.
Quatre giggled a little he had thought it looked good on him but he then turned back to the mirror.
"Sorry Duo but just because we have no missions for awhile you shouldn't just play tricks." the blonde said solemnly.
"Man this sucks." Duo grumbled and sat down on the floor. He smiled to himself and started to sing the most annoying things he knew.
"John Jacob Jingler Himer Smith his name is my name too..."
(Two hours later)
"Is he done yet?" Wufei asked
Heero flipped on the speaker hearing Duo's voice still singing some of the most annoying songs he knew. He turned it off again. "Nope he's still going"
"How long do you think he can keep that up?" Quatre asked.
"Hours, he's done this before." Heero said looking at their friend through the thick glass.
Duo was still sitting against the wall singing at the top of his lungs though the others were spared the sound since they could turn off the speaker in the room. He had gone through 'John Jacob Jingler Himer smith', "the song that never ends', and 'this is a song that everybody knows', now he was on 'Henry the eighth' and no doubt he would keep going. Finally Duo got bored singing and stood up. He walked over to the glass and banged on it with a fist.
"Come on guys let me out now I won't play tricks on you guys again pretty please with hot fudge, whipped cream and a cherry on top"
"On top of you?" Wufei asked turning on the microphone.
Duo thought for a moment then smiled his eyes open wide. "Sure anything Wu-chan just let me out"
"We'll think about it." Wufei said smirking at the others.
"Come on." Duo yelled hitting the glass though he knew he couldn't break it not even Heero could break the glass. He had tried of course he had tried from in the surveillance room not the interrogation one. Duo stopped hitting the glass before he broke his fist and walked around the room a couple of times then got another idea. He walked up to the glass and grinned.
"Hey guys watch this." He turned and dropped his pants mooning his teammates rubbing his butt on the glass. "want a piece of this come on let me out."
The others all watched this and exchanged a glance.
"Should we let him out yet?" Quatre asked.
"No let's see what else he does." Trowa said.
"Yes let's." Heero agreed, Wufei just smirked.
"It's dinner time let's go and eat we can check on him afterwards." Wufei said.
"Yeah before he does anything worse than mooning." Trowa said.
Duo straitened up and pulled back on his pants. "Hey guys isn't close to dinner time? I'm hungry"
"We'll send some one with food Duo." Quatre told him.
"K'so."
They got up and left for dinner. A soldier slid some food under the door of the room and Duo dug in hungrily. He threw the empty bowl at the door and grinned at the sound it made he went and picked it up and threw it again. he kept on throwing the bowl against the wall over and over again. the others finally came back about an hour later and watched him doing this.
"Okay you think he'll get bored of that soon?" Quatre asked.
"I doubt it." Trowa answered as Duo threw the bowl at the glass this time.
"Hey guys back from dinner yet, did ya find my surprise"
"Yes we did." Quatre said with a frown. Duo had put a whoopee cushion on his chair under the cushion so none of them had seen it. He held it up and dropped it on the floor. "Very funny Duo"
"I thought so." he said laughing, he wished he had been there but he could always do it again. "So can I get out now"
"No." Heero answered.
"Come on that was the last trick okay maybe the docs will send us on another mission soon you'll need the Shinigami"
"If we need you we'll let you out." Heero told him.
"Aww come on Hee-chan." Duo pleaded putting his hands together and making puppy dog eyes at the glass.
He flipped off the microphone and looked at the others. "We'll give him more time"
"Yeah this is too much fun." Quatre giggled.
Duo stared at the glass getting very bored he wanted out of there. He had used everything he could think of. Well not everything he did have one more trick up his sleeve he could use to get them to let him out. Of course Heero would then want to keep him in their room for a few hours but that was okay at least then he wouldn't be bored. He hummed to himself and started dancing a little. He undid his over shirt slowly still swaying to his humming. The others watched as he shrugged out of the shirt with his back to them.
"Hey enjoying the show yet Heero." He teased looking over his shoulder at the window.
Heero didn't say a word. Duo shrugged again and turned around he slowly removed his thin under shirt. throwing it on the floor he moved to undo his pants. Heero stood and went to the door to the bare room. He unlocked it and opened it. Duo jumped him very quickly still in his pants.
"My Heero."
"Baka come on"
"Huh? where am I going to be locked up now"
"Guess"
"Oh okay."
Heero grabbed Duo's shirts and carried him out of the room. The others sat in the interrogation room a minute more before they started laughing. At least Duo would stay out of the way for a while.
"You think he'll be able to walk tomorrow?" Wufei asked.
"I doubt it." Trowa answered still chuckling.
"Poor Duo." Quatre giggled.
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