In the g1 universe
"S' le' me git this straight you c'n hop Universe ta Universe Demenison ta dementison just by thinkin' Really Really Really Hard?"
Misfits had been explaining the properites of "universe jumping"
wasn't that hard you just think seriously hard and your there
of course this came naturaly to Misfits. she did it all the time!
Now if only she could imagine the Cybertron Universe just a little better she could go torment Scattorshot.
But that was getting a litte to far. she was here now lets get everything done here before she get THAT far.
"Yup its not that hard consitering the percentage of imangination you have. espically me.watch"
Misfits eyes got wide as Sponge bob squarepants then she took her hands and make an arch like movement while saying
"Imaaaaginenatioooonn" and a rainbow appeared.as seen on TV
That scared Jazz a bit. though it was kinda funny.
the Chibi Jazz giggled with Delight that their was something bright and shiny to look at aside from from its real counter parts shiny optic visor which was of no use of trying to get.
Chibis Are kinda like crows and ravens they love Shiny things and tend to hord them.which happend to be the reason why Misfits hadn't found her favorite choker.oh well,
"Wha' about th' Chib's? where d' they come from?" Jazz asked
"From the back of my head,where the Chibi adoption agentcy..." Misfits froze and then looked at space "HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT SIDESWIPE!"She yelled
Then she thought very hard and all of a sudden Sideswipe poped out the back of her head still sucking his thumb and in fetal postion he landed on the ground with a soft
"CLANG!" and other metal agianst hard forest floor sounds
"HOLY SLAG WHAT JUST HAPPEND!" Sideswipe screamed
"What did the Chibis get the nondecaff coffie?"Misifts asked
"What happens if they get that?" Sideswipe asked
"They go on Rampages and grow to their real counter parts size and destroy everything in sight and basicly act Hyper its funny for the first few seconds but then when they destroy your stuff and theres nothing you can do but wait until its over." She repiled."so giving them decaff is the only' way to avoid it, but in their tiwsted Universe they get their hands on nondecaff often and bascly the landscape there is a barren wasteland.That is if you weren't in the Chibi Adoption agentcy."
"What IS the Chib' Adoption agentcy anyway?" Jazz asked trying to get his Chibi from jumping off his shoulder to get his visor.
"Its the Adoption agentcy of the Transformer Chibis that come out the back of my head. my friends and I are alll Fan of you guys and I found away to keep everybody insane with a Chibi. Chibis make my friends websites go round with insanity!one person can have up to ten chibis unless they were the ones who had like 15 before I set this rule out cause its getting hard to tell who has which Chibi n stuff.it has two locations mine and My Friend Terrablast whos soon gonna get Megatron in this universe as a present." Misfits giggled at the thoughts of what Terrablast would do to G1 Megatron. oh the possiblites were endless. and then there was Deadmatrix and Soundwave. finally a chance to rub something in his face and he'd have nothing to do about it.maybe she'd hop over to the Armada universe and do it to Sideways too. after all the...whatever the hell he was, was gonna kill us all so she'd be doing the universe a favor. plus hopefully killing unicron an easier way in the process.oh endless possibllites!
"I don't see how your gonna get to the Decpticons. but whos Terrablast?" Sideswipe asked now geting up off the forest floor.
"Friend of mine, shes like Me, only she's is a D-con, annnnd has an obsession with Megatron/Galvatron or my preferance to call him The Fearless leader of the Asshole/Idoit Socitiy...what?"
Jazz and Sideswipe were giving her strange looks. the Chibi Jazz just giggle and made infant nosies.
"what is it the fact some of my Friends are d-cons? their friendly!its not that hard to become friends wth a con."
Meanwhile in the world of Armada
the Chibi Hotshots had Gotten their "Daddy" To their little hide out. they gave him expensive chocolates, and flower wreaths,and other nice things alll while worshiping him.
"Hey now this anit that bad I could get use to this!" He said sipping a chocolate enermartini
little did he know the Chibis were planing to get him fat for their "Mommy" Misfits, the thought of seeing Hotshot fat and pudgy was absoultey Adorable to her.
in the G1 universe
"Hey Jazz wanna see what me and Sideswipe did to Sunny?"Misfits asked
"Ohhh yea show him Misfits!"Sideswipe grined
Misfits happily obligled and whiped out seven thousand pics of Sunny in a tube top with a miniskirt with makeup on all in one neat stack. she show'd one of the pics, puting the rest in her magical pocket.she'd send the rest to the Sunstreaker Fan club later if she found where it is.
Jazz burst out laughing.Then agian who wouldn't seeing the vain bot in a bright rose red leather miniskirt and a black leather tube top.Priceless
His chibi burst out laughing to at the fact the photo was shiny and glossy.
"'y does he d' that?" Asked Jazz
"do what?" Misfits asked right back
"laugh 'n' squeel at things tha' are shiny?"
"Oh thats just what Chibis do they LOVE shiny things and tend to hord them. no one knows why." Misfits said
Chibi Jazz made a grab for the picture.
"Heyyyyy stop that." Jazz picked the Chibi up and set it back on his shoulder.
Something made a loud beeping nosie
"What the hell?" said The Chibi Jazz.
"Oh shit! its 6 am in my world!"Misfits said pulling out a blue Ipod Mini
"Whats that mean?"
"One, My favorite show goes on Two, I HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!"Misfits yelped. but then got a bright idea and put her hand on Jazz."Hang on Jazz!"
Misfits thought really really really hard and BLAM! a flash of bight light and they were gone
"Misfits?Jazz?Chibi thingy?" Sideswipe looked around the forest"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!"
Meanwhile at Misfits Home of Disaster!
"WELCOME TO MY HOUSE JAZZ!"Misfits giggled and threw her arms up in the air.
some how she was now wearing boxers and a blue tee.
Jazz was somehow the size of Misfits.about five foot, six
"How di' I git here? 'n' wher' is the Chibi?" he asked
"I brought you here and the Chibi is at the Agentcy's day care." Misfits said and went out a door with Jazz Following
and into another room that was much more spacous with a medium sized Tv a couch and a love seat It was very dark.there was a kitchen a little of to the right
"How is it tha' you c'n see?" Jazz asked nearly knocking down a table.
"I'm part cat, raised and adopted by unintelligent humans,I hate my Parents" Misfits repiled and sat on the couch
Jazz wondered if the couch would collapse under his weight.
Misfits noticed this
"Don't worry, If it can hold me, Hotshot, Red alert and Sideswipe, it can hold you."she said and turned the TV on. then wewnt into the kitchen and grabed an apple from a bowl on the counteer
Jazz shruged and sat down on the couch as far from Misfits as possible
Suddenly the Transformers Cybertron came on and the screen got brighter.
Misfits curled up on the couch cushion and burrowed in.
29 mins later
"Moring dad." Misfits said to a dark shadowy thing in the dark
it had gotten a little brighter. after all it was 6:29 am.and it was in Florida, the Sunshine state, also known as the hurricane state,
a light turned on
'Did you have breckfast?" the person known as "Dad' asked
"Yes."
Jazz wondered why her father didn't noticed that threre was a Robot in the house.
"i'm gonna go get ready for school b' right back!" misfits ran off into the room they were previously in.
Jazz sat and waited another 29 minutes and then Misfits came bounding in agian this time with a camoflauge long skirt, greenish gray short sleeved shirt, heavy duty boots, her hair tied up in a pony tial with a cute white bow in it.
"Lets go!"
"Where?" Jazz dared to ask.
Misfits looked directly at Jazz
"To my School"
Misfits School of Complete assholes and idoits
"GOOD MORING THOMAS!" Misfits cheerfully cried out. as she entered a room
"Meh, Good moring Heather." said a boy sitting at a desk.
"Ah ah ahhhh, Its Misfits, Thomas, I be Heather nomore!" Misfits sat at a Computor and turned it on.
"meeeehh." Said Thomas. and laid his head down on the desk.
"Misfits 'y is it tha' noone seems ta notice that theres a robot 'n here?" Jazz asked
"I made you invisable if the others saw you they'd go nutso!the only people who can see you are my true friends such as mistriss Ashley."Misfits repiled
"Mistriss Ashley?"
"My Master. Belive it or not, but still I remain a Free Spirit" Misfits said and went to the internet.
"Whatizit your doin'?"
"Talking to my fellow Transfans! Terrablast,Deadmatrix,Windracer.Irondino,Blackmoon,Armbullet,Reverse Demolisher, Krukid...and a bunch of other random peoples of whom I just can't remember there names...they also know you exist! Bwahahahahahaha!" Hyperism was kicking in at the moment.
Laughing was a great way to start the morning!
"Crap!Why is it that no ones on at 7am in the morning?what the hell happend to time zones?"Misfits talked to herself.'
Jazz however looked around the class room, and another question poped into his metal head
Why wasn't the teacher teaching his class? was this some kind of free time?
Jazz was afraid of the answer and went agianst asking it
"oh well,oh hey I gots a message! whozit from?" Misfits giggled and typed away at the key board.
another thought bubbled up from nowhere in Jazz's Mind
Am I ever gonna get home agian or am I stuck here forever? Jazz was sitting in a corner next to misfits and started to bang his head agianst the wall behind him out of boredom
35 minutes later.
Jazz was ten seconds away from banging his head in from the wall. when all of a sudden
"BONG BONG BONG BONG BOcilck!"
"FREEDOM!"Misfits screeched as she grabbed Jazz's hand and fled out the door with her stuff."WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCE CLASS TIME!MISTRISS ASHLEY TIME! WOOT!"she giggled
Jazz wondered if this class would be as boring as the last and if he'd meet this 'Mistriss Ashley', and how the heck was it Misfits was Running at full speed with him and dodging all the other idoit/students at the same time.
Misfits ran up two flights of stairs and into a building and then stoped in front of a slightly large girl with bunch of dark black cloths on , her hair was a mix of blonde and black.
"MISTRISS ASHLEY CHAN!" Misfits giggled.
The girl turned around and then shuddered
"Oh jeeze. Not another one" she said
"Ashley say hi to Jazz." Misfits ordered
"Hi" Ashley said " Listen, can I talk to Jazz for a second?" ashley asked
"...under one condion, you don't do what you did to poor hotshot, and sideswipe and Cyclonus, and Red alert and Jetfire and..."Misfits said
"No I won't" Ashley said
"OKAY!" Misfits shoved Jazz over to Ashley.
Ashley took Jazz by the arm and draged him over a bit then she looked him directly in the Optic
"Listen to me," She said "You touch her in anyway and I find out, if you hurt her in anyway and i find out, you do anything to piss me off and I WILL destroy you." to prove her point ashley made a black flame o fire apper in her hand. "I will ask any of her friends they will tell you what i do to people who piss me off" Ashley pushed Jazz back over to Misfits. Jazz shuddered. Ashley was scary and creepy.ashley growled at him
"Aw, Ashley you scared him like you did everybody else!" Misfits hugged Jazz, "Maybe i Should bring Megs to scare the shit out of you like you say he does."Misfits released Jazz and poked Ashley really hard in the stomach
ashley sqeaked.
