1Harry was so excited . He couldn't wait to go in the chocolate factory. He turned to the boy standing next to him. He was F-A-T fat.

Augustus gloop, Augustus gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop.

Harry sang to himself and realized he was moving his lips. The fat boy starred at him.

Augustus gloop, Augustus gloop, so big and vile. So greedy, foul and infantile.

The fat boy was Dudley. All summer bugging Harry. But Harry kept his cool. He didn't want a repeat of year 5. Even if there was a good chance of not going back to Hogwarts next year. But now Harry had had too much. Harry won the golden ticket and wanted more then anything to take Ginny to the factory as a way of saying sorry. But Dudley made Harry take him. Harry pointed his wand at Dudley and shot him in the air.

Come on we cried, the time is ripe, to send him shooting up the pipe.

Muggles screamed. Harry told them he wouldn't hart them, only the fat prat.

Don't dear children be alarmed. Augustus gloop will not be harmed. Augustus gloop will not be harmed.

Harry explained he hated Dudley as he shot him into the chocolate tube.

Although of course we must admit he will be altered quite a bit. Slowly wheels go round and round and cogs begin to grind and pound.

Harry ran and grabbed Ginny out of the crowd and kneeled on one knee. He opened a red velvet box. "Ginny I'm truly sorry." Inside the box was half of the golden ticket. Together they walked into the factory. And watched the workers make Dudley Fudge.

We'll biol for a minute more, until we're absolutely sure. Then out he comes, by god, by grace, a miracle has taken place. A miracle has taken place.

No one dared eating Dudley Fudge. Now Harry didn't hate him as much.

This greedy brute, this louse's ear is loved by people everywhere. For who could hate or bear a grudge against a luscious bit of Fudge.