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Ron ran from the room into the owlery in the attic. He grabbed Pigwidgeon, his owl, to send a message to Dumbledore again. This time he spent no time on grammar or good language, but simply scribbled the message:
Bloddy El! Mi syster Ginny's colapzed! Hermon's bin tayken by a man I dun't kno. Wil yo help me, Dumblleydore?
-Roneld Wasely
Once again, he waited for Dumbledore's reply. This time, after 20 minutes, he decided not to wait any longer and grabbed the floo powder. He tried to floo-powder himself to different locations, such as Hogsmeade, Hogwarts, #12 Grimmauld Place, and the Caribbean (just in case Dumbledore wanted to meet Johnny Depp on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean—he and Dumbledore are VERY close). Ron found Dumbledore in the Caribbean in a bathing suit, and there was an awkward pause.
"Ronald Weasley, what are you doing here? This is my private meeting with Johnny Depp. Come back later."
"But sir, I n-n-n-need t-to sp-speak w-with you-you." Ron stuttered.
Dumbledore tried a Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean, which Johnny Depp handed him. "Alas! Earwax again! It's been six long years since I've had one… I remember my second one sitting with Harry, him all bloody and gashed and me eating Beans…."
"Um, sir… I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU," Ron shouted in an alarming loud voice.
"Fine, fine," said Dumbledore, turning to Johnny Depp. "John-John, will you wait for me by your trailer? I would like to perform a spell on you to make you a better actor."
"Aw, great!" said Johnny, and left, trailing swords and women behind him.
"What is it, Ronald?" Dumbledore asked in an annoyed tone.
"Sir, Ginny's collapsed and Hermione's gone missing. I need your help."
"Ah…. I don't know how to help you. Sorry."
"What do you mean? You have to know!"
"Sorry? Are you yelling at me? I will not take such mockery!"
Ron stared at him with his mouth open.
"Now leave. I don't have any advice for you and you're wasting my precious time."
Ron was on the verge of screaming out loud. Who was left to tell?
"Didn't I tell you to leave? I meant it! Leave!" Dumbledore's face looked furious.
Ron disappeared instantly.
A moment later he appeared in his living room fire and stepped out. As he stared at Ginny's limp form, he thought about what Dumbledore had said in his early letter. "I am afraid they may be under the influence of someone who could be extremely dangerous if not found immediately." How many people were under a spell?
He knew what he had to do. He picked up Ginny and stepped into the fire once more, appearing at St. Mungo's. He signed her in and the nurses took her for special care.
The next step in this adventure was clear: Find Hermione.
