disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. I am sorry for making fun of them... Ahhhh!


He ran down the street, screaming, "BLOODY EL!"

People were starting to stare. He didn't know why, until he looked down and realized he had no pants on. He was still wearing the Speedo from swimming in the Caribbean with Dumbledore. He was also wearing pink flip flops, which clashed horribly with his red hair. He remembered now… that girl at the beach had pink flip flops… uh-oh…. Kind of like that One Time at Band Camp…….

He tripped and stumbled into a black hole. Ahhh….

He saw red eyes staring at him… Ahhh… then he recognized the face they were implanted in…. Ahhhh! Hermione! Ahhhh…..

Then he saw that Voldemort was behind her… Ahhh….

Voldemort said, "I can help you. Ahhhh"

Ron said, "WTF! Ahhhh"

Voldemort cackled maniacally… "Ahahahahaha!"

Hermione looked up at Ron. "Who ahhhh are you? Ahhh! You're taking over the world! Ahhhh! Do I know you? Ahhhh!"

And then…. SHE DISAPPEARED! AHHHHH!


BE GOOD STUDENT! AHHHH!