This is a random story my friend and I wrote during lunch because we were bored, did I mention it was random? T.T.F.N. - Hippie Jade p.s I believe in Bob

Ickle Werewolf

"Aww! Look at the cute ickle werewolf" Rose cooed pinching the werewolf's cheeks, "Aww, aren't you the cutest, most adorable werewolf ever!"

"Ickle werewolfs going to bite your head off if you pinch his cheeks again"

"No it won't, it's a lovely kind, gentle werewolf aren't you?"

"Grrrrr" it growled menacingly at them.

"Oi Rover! Who you growling at?" Kate remarked whacking it on the head.

"No Kate!" Rose cried jumping at her, "Don't hurt the ickle werewolf, it's only saying hello! Weren't you?"

The werewolf gave her a worried look.

"See? The ickle werewolf was only saying hello. Wow, what big teeth it has!" Rose explained as the wolf opened its mouth and launched itself at Kate who lazily put her hand up in the stop position so it crashed into it.

"It's dangerous! Can't you bloody see that!" the werewolf tried to run at her still, its fore paws waving wildly in the air.

"Animal cruelty! Animal cruelty! Animal cruelty! Animal-OW! You git! You bloody git! How dare you bite me when i stood up for you!"

Rose started to attack the werewolf, whacking it violently around the head with a toilet seat.

"Where'd you get that from?" Kate asked in shock, Rose gave her a confused look,

"The toilet"

Randomly, a stag suddenly burst through the castle doors, it stared at them and came to a stop by there side. "Thanks" Kate huffed as she and Rose took off their coats and hung hem on his antlers.

A large black dog soon joined the stag and on seeing what they were doing it threw itself at Kate, who in turn kicked it between the tail. "What's with the animals attacking me tonight?"

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THE NEXT DAY

"Arrg, what happened?" asked a groggily Remus Lupin, "Did I attack someone?"

"Err, not exactly" James answered from his right,

"What do you mean 'not exactly'?"

"Well, they attacked you…with a toilet seat" Sirius explained.

"Who's they?"

Rose and Kate walked past on the way to the door, "It's a good thing I've had my Tetanus jab"

"Real good thing, you could have come down with one nasty cough or cold"

A motorbike suddenly appeared in front of them, its driver pulled up her visor on her helmet, "Come on! Lord Fart and Muchkin Man are right on out tails!"

"Right you are Sundus!"

They squeezed on and disappeared.

"Wow" Sirius sighed, "I want a bike"

THE END OF THE BEGINING