Hi dudes! This is based on an episode of the Young Ones called Bambi and takes place in the third film, which to be honest could have been better!
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Hippie Jade: I can't place my finger on it…I just feel so empty…
Psychologist: And how does that make you feel?
Hippie Jade: Depressed. I just can't come to terms with it.
Psychologist: And how does that make you feel?
Hippie Jade: Raised eyebrow: Depressed.
Psychologist: And how does that make you feel?
Hippie Jade: Your not a real Psychologist are you?
Psychologist: No… I'm the random Hobo that seems to pop up randomly in all your stories. Can I have a sandwich please?
Hippie Jade: Here. I guess I own nothing…:Sigh:
Random Hobo: Ergg! This is banana!
Hippie Jade: You're a Hobo! Your not suppose to care!
Random Hobo: Oh, yeah, sorry I forgot. : Eats sandwich while Hippie Jade runs off to find Bob:
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Harry and is friends made their way along the corridor of the Hogwarts Express looking for a place to sit.
"HEY HARRY!"
"AAAAIIIIII...wait that's not right, I mean…AAARRRGGGG!"
"Sorry" Kate said swing down from the roof where she had been hanging, "Did I scare you?"
"Of course you did!" Harry yelled, "You made me scream like Malfoy!"
Malfoy randomly appeared with a sparkle of pretty pink light, "I resent that comment, you know!" he then randomly disappeared.
Ron raised his eyebrow, "Am I missing something?"
Harry shook his head as they filed into an almost empty compartment, its only occupance been a stuffed rag doll, oh, I mean Lupin, and Rose and Sundus.
"Here you are Rose" Kate declared with pride handing her friend a cup, "That'll be five quid"
"Five quid for an empty paper cup?"
"It had sugar in it!" Rose handed over the money and examined the cup, Kate grinned,
"Well I'm off to go and stuff loads and loads of paper down the toilet!" she left.
"Did she bang her head when she hit the floor?" Hermione asked, the others shrugged.
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"Do not lean out of the window" Kate read looking puzzled, "I wonder why?" she stuck her head right out of the window just as another train sped past.
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Back in the carriage…
"Why are we stopping? We can't be there yet"
Ron looked out of the window, "What the bloody hell…" he muttered as he watched Kate's body kick her head down the track.
"Wow" Sundus breathed, "I never knew she was so insecure with herself…"
The door suddenly slammed open and a group of random vampires jumped into the compartment, arms held high and mouths foaming, "Blair! Blair! Blair!" they screeched, Rose pointed south, "He's in London, 1997 onwards. Hurry and you might catch him"
The vampires blinked, stood up, wiped their mouths and, in a thick accent that everyone seems to associates with Oxford, Britain, the head vampire said, "Thanks very much, I say chaps what a spot of luck we've had. I say… if we run we can catch the number 50!" the vampires cheered and ran off.
The rag doll, um, I mean Lupin suddenly stood up and pointed his wand at the door; "Are you ever late" Sundus said sarcastically and rolled her eyes at the confused professor.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Gasp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Rose screamed, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE!"
Lupin turned and touched it, "It's my moustache"
"AAAAAAAAAA! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU!" Rose screamed again and, picking up a random shovel that randomly appeared there because I randomly wanted it to, and began to beat him senseless with it, in a bid to rid him of it.
"I wish this wasn't happening to me! Oh! The flashbacks!" Lupin groaned before losing consciousness thus letting Rose begin her surgery.
MAWHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't despair, soon you will see the affects of Rose's surgery but review first! Remember my bid at putting some order in my life?
