I'm baak:)

Out of the window and into the lake

Professor R.J. Lupin, who sported a gleaming white bandage on his upper lip, looked up from his funky jazz player to see no other then Harry Potter about to face the Bogart, a thousand thoughts rushed through his mind, 'must stop, must stop'.

The Bogart began to change and, not realising it had changed into a Dementor already, the teacher sprung in front of his student with a rather disturbing cry and a random apple in his hand.

The Bogart froze, and then it began to change. Spinning around and around until…it appeared, his worst nightmare. A RAZOR! But this was no ordinary razor; this was the red razor used for the 'surgery' and from it was emerging the insane giggling of the demon child.

Lupin screamed, turned tail and ran as fast as his legs could carry him, tripping over the disk player's wire and out of the window, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T LET IT GET ME!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaa…."

SPLATT!

"I meant to do that!"

"Sure you did"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S THE DEMON CHILD!" Lupin, despite all odds, got up from his splattered position and ran off into the woods.

"What'd he do that for?" The class shrugged as they watched their teacher fall into the lake and be chased around by the giant squid.

Poor bloke.

I actually feel sorry for the guy:(

Sorry the update took so long but the good news is there is another one on the way:)