NarutoxFMA crossover

A/n: I do not own Naruto, duh. This is my first fanfic.

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Team 7 goes to Full Metal Alchemist Universe

Chapter 1

"BAM!" Envy had kicked Edward right in the stomach.

"AH, GODDAMN PALM TREE!" Ed yelled after getting up, he charged towards Envy at full speed, he then transmuted his right arm into a long knife.

Flash back:

Ed had been in Central, and just his luck, he finds Envy in an ally. Envy had not been in a good mood and he was ready to take it out on the poor, unsuspecting, blonde haired, short alchemist. Ed didn't want to stay and fight the "psycho palm tree", he had to go and find Al, who had gone somewhere, plus he didn't want to die. Ed started to run, but Envy wouldn't let him get away. He wanted him to suffer.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Yelled Envy, chasing after the young alchemist.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Ed yelled behind him.

"YOU'RE BLOOD ALL OVER MY FINGERS!" He was looking very creepy now.

"PHSYCO!" Ed was now very freaked. Envy had then jumped over Ed and was now in front of him.

End of flash back.

"AAHHHH!" Ed screamed charging at Envy, he had to fight now; Envy would never let him get away. Ed tried to stab Envy, but He had easily dodged it.

"TO SLOW SHORTY!" Envy shouted with a smirk on his face. He then punched Ed in the face.

"UGH!" said Ed flying towards the wall. He hit the wall then landed on the ground. He got up and had a zillion tick marks on his head

"HAHA! Is shorty mad?" laughed Envy.

Ed's POV:

"Grrrrrr!"

I can't win in hand to hand combat, he's much stronger. I HATE THAT DAMN PALM TREE! AND HE CALLED ME SHORT TWICE! Well, I'll have to try, what the hell is that yellow light?'

Envy's POV:

'Chibi doesn't stand a chance. He'll be dead in a matter of seconds. Wow, what's that?'

A strange yellow glow was shining in the spot where Ed and Envy were. Envy jumped on top of a roof, and Ed had backed away to avoid it.

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At the same time In Konoha:

"This is so boring, can we try a different jutsu, Kakashi-sensei!" wined Naruto who had been practicing the same jutsu for about an hour.

"No, you need to get this one," replied Kakashi-sensei in a bored tone.

"Come on!" wined Naruto.

"Shut up dope," said Sasuke in an annoyed tone.

"YOU SHUT UP SASUKE!" yelled Naruto.

"DON'T YOU TALK TO SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!" Sakura yelled at Naruto.

"Would you all shut up?" Kakashi-sensei sighed.

'Stupid Sasuke' Naruto thought. He then did the hand seals. He didn't notice that he messed up on one. A huge Yell light consumed team 7's training area.

"Huh?" said Kakashi-sensei wonder what the light was.

"What did you do dope?" asked Sasuke

"NOTHING"

"YES YOU DID!" Shouted Sakura.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" They all screamed. All of a sudden everything went dark. Teams 7 were not in Konoha any more.

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A/N: So what did you think? Please, no flames, if you don't like it, don't review. I will update after 10 reviews.