NarutoxFMA crossover

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Naruto, but i do own some Ramen, wait, Sara ate it all. DAMN HER!

A/n: This is my first fanfic. I will be changing the title/

Just to worn you, I have no idea where I'm headed with this, it'll probably be around 6-9 chapters, and the ending will suck. I have writers block YAY! insert sarcasm here

I also noticed a few unneeded sentences, some out there stuff, and grammar errors in the last chap, sorry. I am planning to make this one much better; I'll probably edit the last some time soon.

And to all my reviewers, I LOVE YOU.

Also, Hi Darkness

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Team 7 goes to Full Metal Alchemist Universe

Chapter 2

Back in Central

"Who the hell are you?" asked Ed.

"I would like to ask the same," replied Kakashi-sensei.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!"

"SHUT UP NARUTO!"

Envy just sat there and watched the strange people from the roof top.

"Hey, who's that girl?" asked Sasuke pointing to Envy. Envy now had a huge anger tick on his head.

"I AIN'T A GIRL!" screamed Envy so loud it caused Ed, Naruto, and Sakura to jump. Envy then jumped down from the roof, and then tried to kick Sasuke in the head. The young shinobi dodged it enough to not get his head knocked off, but it still hit him, causing him to stumble backward and a small trickle off blood to run down his nose.

"SASUKE!" cried out Sakura running to him.

Naruto was gaping, 'that guy, or girl, or what ever actually hit Sasuke!" he thought, bewildered.

"Damnit," said Sasuke, pissed at the fact that he got hit by a palm tree. Sasuke rose to his feet and faced Envy. He threw a kunai at Envy's head, and to Envy's surprise, it hit him.

"AHK" Envy said as the kunai hit him in the forehead. Envy dropped dead on the road.

"Was that really necessary, Sasuke?" Asked Kakashi-sensei in his usual bored tone.

"Maybe not, but who ca-," Sasuke was unable to finish.

"GOD DAMNIT!" Envy came back to life.

"HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!" Yelled Naruto in shock.

"He's a Homunculus," whispered Ed "An artificially created human."

"What?" asked Sakura confused.

"SCREW IT! I'M LEAVING!" yelled Envy. "Next time I see you I WILL kill you.

"What did I do to deserve this?" Ed moaned.

"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!" shouted Naruto.

"DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM IN MY EAR!" yelled Sakura in Naruto's ear.

"Okay, now explain where we are." Kakashi-sensei demanded.

A/N: YAY SECOND CHAPPIE DONE. That was short, sorry, now I must go and edit the first one.

No flames please, if you don't like it go away.