The Ugliest Ogre lived in a shoe.

He was so ugly, he didn't know what to do.

He cried all day and he cried all night,

He cried with all his might.

All the people in the town thought he was scary,

His back was gross and his chest was hairy.

He had foot fungus and tooth decay,

He cried all day.

Then a girl came a long and made him happy,

They got married and they were happy.

He had a kid whose name was Poot,

They all were very happy.