Disclaimer:
I do NOT own the tsubasa series. (quite literally, it makes me emo)
nor do i own any of the Characters. they all bel;ong to their
respective Manga's, all written by the Amazing artist group, CLAMP,
of course; it will be mine when my plot of world domination proves
successful! (insert evil laugh here... cough i would laugh if i
could... damn bronchitus)
Pairing: READ IT,
and find out HELLO!
Summary: a secret plot goes
wrong. read fr yourself.
Fwahahaha goes the ninja-esque rabbit.
Falling from the
sky.Why must we fall from the sky all the time? thought
Kurogane, as of course, the miniscule group, plus one Mental health
hazard, plummeted the very short distance of about 5 feet. upon
landing, Kuro wished he was falling again. The Mage had somehow
managed to go from the opposite side of Sakura-chan, to being on top
of him. In a very... condemming postition. He was underneath, the
mage on top, Fai's waist between his thighs, The mages mouth an Inch
away from his Own. The thought of how intimate they were right then
made Kurogane's Blush factor 7000 kick in, and soon enough, he was
red enough to light a room if need be.
"GET OFF OF ME!"
scraemed the obviously irritated Ninja, as he threw the happy go
lucky mage off of him.
"awww. Why Kuro-wanwan? why must you
be so meeaaaaan?" squealed the flying mage.
which of course
caused the very tiny Rabbit like Mental Health Hazard to pipe up
"Kuro-wanwan!kuro-wanwan!" it sounded as if it was trying
to sing... very badly...
Clutching his Ears, Kuro muttered a
couple carefully chosen Curses, pitched just so the manjuu could hear
them, before brushing himself off.
"shut the hell up, you
over ripe manjuu." Growled the over abused Ninja, at a much more
audable tone.
And that is how the bad day started
and it got worse
"sorry Kuro-riin there's no clothes that fit you, there's average, Tall, and Child. no Big section"
a decisive glare started the Mages frantic escape scurry anew.
"GET THE HELL BACK HERE!" and the hunt was on...
the final straw.
"oh, Kuro-kuronio" said a obviously Seductive Woman, from around the corner. Crimson eyes lighting up, Kuro ran around the corner. to Run into, Once again, The Feline/Rodent combo known as Fai and Mokona, started their obviously cruel laughter.
screaming at the top of his lungs, a very very very bitter curse escaping in just a verry long vowel sound. that sound of course, was brought to you by the letter u.
Colapsing in a very hurt pile. Kurogane's evil plot began.
Stealing a bottle of
very very very potent chardonnay (don't ask), which he of course
mistook for a bottle of high quality Sake, Kuro sat next to the fire.
His day was going bad. It was his turn for revenge. Drinking the
bubbley Beverage, Kuro got Drunk. Rather Quickly. at this
rate. ill be freezing, so Fai must let me sleep with him.
Kuro was amazed at how clear his thoughts were. Seeing as he was
drunk, he didn't clue into the lack of a camera, or even the fact
that he would be sleeping with a man.
Curling up beside the fire,
which eventually went out, Kuro started to shiver, the clattering
teeth causeing the wonderfully equipped Mage from the frozen
Dimension, toinvite Kuro into his Bed. Now clearly Sober, Kuro
Migrated into the much warmer bed.
"hello there, oh
chilly ninja of Japan" cooed the mage
"shut up"
responded the Ninja
"make me" was the ever so clever
response.
"fine then" slowly leaning in, Kuro's lips
inched closer and closer, until the Ninja's lips were just barely
floating over the Mages. Kuro's adept tongue started to tease the
others lip, and slowly but surely, it made it into the Mage's mouth.
Where, upon entering, The Ninja drew back, and smiled, whilst Petting
the Mage's head. the Mage had a look of pure horror
"did you
just..."
"yes i did"
"and i whent through
with it?"
"yes you did"
"WHY?"
"because
im goddamn sexy"
"fine"
Smiling, the Mage
Kicked the Ninja, thusly causeing the Ninja's mouth to open. Which of
course led to Fai's tongue and Kuro's tongue metting in the middle,
Dancing. Grabbing Fai's blonde hair. Kurogane pushed even further,
until they needed to break for air.
Smiling brightly, the Mage
clearly enjoying the look on Kurogane's face, the mage whispered
something into the Ninjas ear. Which caused the blush to
return.
"Fine."
LATER THAT NIGHT!
insert what you think happened here
cuddleded up to the large Ninja, Fai murmured a sound of pleasure for having the other there. the cuddling duo looked just adorable.
Which of course, had sakura and
Syaoran staring at the very very very clever Mokona, as it pulled the
camera it conned off of the very drunk Kurogane.
click
click
flash flash
insta-blackmail
well ne ways
the thing Fai said to the
unsuspecting Kuro was "stay with me forever" but im just
evil, and hinted at dirty things
isn't me clever?
and i'm well
aware that this thing sucks, and i hold all responsibility of this
fic's non-sensicle creation.
