Disclamer: I have the roanoke for the Pirates of the crimson coast expansion pack, got it first time I purchased the expansion, wanna see? Tough! I really do have it though!

Star Punch woke up the next morning, when suddenly, an earthquake started up right in front of her house. She went outside and yelled, "What in the name of my hinnie is going on here!" Just then, a big Metalic Tank with a big drill on it showed up, it had two arms, one of which was holding a pickax and it had this really ugly face on the front of the arm Base. It's entire body was made out of a Shiny Metal. Then It Talked, "Hello, I am The Sonny Mark III, Reseti Series. Sometimes I forget my name. So allow me to tell ya guys about why I am here. I am sort of a red button Police Tank!" Star Punch asked him, "Red button? What the heck!" Then The Tank said, "Yeah, Thats right, by the way, is my drill in the way? Sorry, let me put that away for ya, okay! So anyway, the red button alarm goes off when someone forgot to push the red button outside by the door. I am sorry, but rules are not ment to be broken, I am not the one that made these rules up. There is someone else you do not want to meet! Come up into the serface, Brother!" Just then, It earthquacked again and this time, a Shiny metal SpiderBot showed up and it had another ugly, but not as, face. His hands were like shields made out of a drill andhe carried the same pickax. Then it talked, "I am Don Mark V, reseti series, I am here to introduce my self only, But seriouslly, Do not forget to push the red button." Then the Sonny Mark III continued, "You heard him, do not forget the red button. I will let you go easy seeing as how ya are not used to this, but I won't go easy next time, so push the red button every day before you go to sleep, now... SCRAM!

They then went under the ground creating the same earthquake. Star Punch told herself, "Whoa. That was cool." Then she walked to Tom Hooks store where on the way, she saw a flier for the filming of Sand Wars, with Lucky V (the 5th) as Luke Sandtreader and the Vladinator as Darth Vladin. She went to see for a while, she heard Luke Sandtreader saying, "I Know you, You KILLED MY FATHER!" Then the other guy said, "No Luke, I had nothing to do with the death of your father, he got killed in a sky diving accident!" Then she heard Luke yell, "NOOOOOOOO!" Then she continued on to Tom Hooks Store, She was almost there when suddenly, someone pulled her. It was a Big red metalic Octopus. The Robot Octopus yelled, "I am Octavio495 and I am this towns GREATEST FEAR! Then she said, "Wait a minute, you are, ONE OF THE SPANISH DEVELS!" Octavio495 said, "Si, now Get her, Low Blow!" Just then, a big Navy Wolf Bot with Piercing yellow eyes punched her in the butt. She yelled, "Hah, that was my cyborg butt!" Then she got punched in the other side and yelled, "Oww, why do you do this, stop being so mean?" Low Blow yelled, "Because we want to do it, you got a problem?" Then she said, "Yeah, actually, I do!" Then she Punched Low Blow as hard as she could, then he said, "Was that you best shot, I am made out of metal, ya ignoranus!" Then Octavio495 yelled, "We will let ya go ya twirp, but do not expect mercy next time, YA HEAR ME!"

They walked away and trampled over Star Punch. Star Punch thought, man, why doesn't the Police just arrest them. She went to the Police station but then it hit her, "I don't know where the Police station is!" So she went to Tom Hooks first. When she got inside, Tom Nook Yelled, "WELL... come, sorry, I thought you were a customer, well time to pay the debt, Hurrah! First, take this ax to Bo Bob Gon, okay!" Then Star Punched asked, "Why doesn't the Chief of Police Arrest the Spanish Devels?" Tom Nook answered, "Cause the head of the Police department, Ceaser King Bot, is Octavio495's Father, He is just as evil as Octavio495! But not to Worry, There is a Debate going on between him and Chief Boyarde! ChiefBoyarde is winning big time, so I am sure he will solve the problems of everyone." Then Star Punch took the ax and asked, "Can I have a map?" Then Tom Hook yelled, "What, you say it is to difficult to find your way through town without a map! Why, when I was a little one handed robot raccoon, we... oh nevermind. Here is your dang map!" Tom Hook handed Star Punch the map and she was on his way.

She somehow managed to find Bo Bob Gon's house, Out poped a little male Purple Robot cat wit a girl dress, it started yelling, "I love cross dressing because the spanish devels don't hit girls!" The Star Punch said, "well that is a load of bull, I got it right in the Hinnie! Here is your dang ax ya dang cat." Bo Bob Gon said, "whoa whao, careful with the swears there, I thought if I dressed up as a girl, they would not beat me up so bad." But star Punch said, "Why should you worry, you are made of metal?" Bo Bob Gon stuttered, "Uh well, it makes our circuts go wild, uhhh... VOTE CHIEF BOYARDE!" Then he ran in the house. Star Punch Then Went back to Hooks store.

When she arived, she had 400 tooken away from the house bill, then Tom Hook said, "Okay you can take the day now, just because... well, let us just say, I know how your day went!" Star Punch Thanked him and went back home, but before she went inside, "Oops, don't forget the magic button that makes sure I do not get yelled at by that...

The rest has been Abriged

She was inside, resting for the long day of tommorow.

Chapter two end

I expect some kikbacks with this story, dang, I sure hope someone reads.