A/n: I really don't want to jinx this but it's the tenth time I've written this! I didn't want to rewrite it so spent an hour copying up 2 pages worth from instant memory of a corrupt file. (The page opens long enough for me to read one sentence then closes) THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE! YOU'D BETTER BE GRATEFUL!

Chapter 6:

Logan kicked the ground angrily it had been almost a week since he had been told he was going to be a dad. And he hadn't heard from Dana since. He had become very anti-social, secluded, and meaner than usual.
"Come on if you don't do this you incur a group fail!" Natalie snapped. She had barely spoken to him since the phone call from Dana. He had barely spoken to anyone. Apart from Zoey. He found he and Zoey were practically clinging to each other.
"I don't want to."
"I don't care whether you want to." Corey said pulling Logan from his seat. "You're doing it!"
"Hey!" He protested.
"Are you trying to get us both kicked out?"
"I don't care if you get kicked out and YES I am trying to get thrown out, thank you very much!" Logan growled. Zoey placed her hand on his shoulder.
"Logan if you don't do this we go hungry… Please?" She begged rubbing his shoulder soothingly.

Chase growled at the screen.
"He's leading her on!" He said, hurling a handful of popcorn at Logan's image. "Jerk."
"What… even with Dana and everything, yeah right." Nicole tutted at Chase. People called her naïve?
"Shut up." Chase mumbled crossing his arms, feeling embarrassed.
"I think Zoey likes you too." Dustin said reassuringly. His hair was in many, many curls. Nicole and Quinn had quite literally attacked his hair. It stood out a mile. It was bigger than Chase's, and that was big.
"She doesn't."
"Does."
"Doesn't!"
"Dude! Don't argue with me, she's my sister." Dustin ordered.
"It's a bit hard not to argue with you man, you look like a dork." Laughed Michael.
"Yeah well, she's my crush and I probably know her just as well as you do." Chase protested. Dustin was more preoccupied with what Michael had said.
"What do you mean dork?" He raised his hands to his head, felt the quantities of springy curls and screamed loudly. Before running off to his dorm to fix it.

"Dude looks like he stuck his finger in the socket." Snickered Michael.


Zoey walked down the catwalk that had been set up in the yard. They had been given outfits and told to put on a fashion show. They had been told that everyone needed to participate. Logan was refusing to actually get up and model an outfit so Zoey had assigned him the official Bigger Brother Fashion Show commentator. The boys had already been up.
"And first up for the girls… we have Zoey, wearing a stunning J'adoré dress in a fabulous… um… green colour…"
"It's aqua you moron." Zoey laughed, doing a twirl at the end of the catwalk. She turned and disappeared behind the curtains at the end, appearing moments later beside Logan on the lawn.

"Next we have Devonny and Aislin, both girls are modelling a twinset (Pardon the pun) swimsuit and sarong. Lilac and Lemon really suit them." Devonny and Aislin gave a very rehearsed kiss before disappearing behind the very same red velvet curtains. They appeared on the lawn and sat behind Logan and Zoey giggling.
"Oh wow, here comes Natalie, congrats on pulling off white after Labour Day! I jest I jest. Wearing an amazing silver and white halter top which perfectly compliments the white jeans and… bare feet?"
"Hey they didn't provide shoes ok!" Natalie stalked off down the runway in a mood.
"Is it just me…" Giggled Devonny to Zoey. "Or is Logan a little TOO good at this, for his own good, if you catch my drift."

"And last but certainly not least we have the absolutely FABULOUS Miss Monica Johnson wearing an adorable pink bunny PJ set, which practically screams 'sing me to sleep' Give it up for Monica!" Everyone clapped for Monica and the end of the show. She arrived on the lawn and gave Natalie a high five. The heavy curtains lifted and a girl stepped onto the runway. She had her own microphone.

"And next up you have your newest housemate… TANISHA." She pulled a pose. She held one hand on her hip, her other arm stretched to the skies, palm first. The boys clapped, the girls screamed. Tanisha was wearing a yellow sundress with a white daisy print, she wore white daisy sandals to match. The outfit was awful, and dreadfully tacky, but then again precious few of the housemates actually looked good in their outfits.
"New girl woohoo!" Corey cheered. Aaron smiled dazedly. Tanisha winked at Ciaron, seemingly randomly.
"Oh yeah, by the way, it's Tani to my friends, not Tanisha." Tani disappeared behind the curtains, heard whispering into the Mic before she arrived on the lawn. 'Gimme a minute.' Tani appeared on the lawn. She shook everyone's hand and gave everyone a hug... she even sneaked a kiss with Ciaron. Then she turned her attention to the now empty catwalk.
"They're all yours!" She yelled.

The curtains opened.
"Watch out Bigger Brother! Dana Cruz is HERE!" Dana was modelling a hideous purple maternity dress, evidently made for an obese woman carrying octuplets. It was huge. EVeryone froze. Dana pouted. "Oh sure... give it up for the pretty girls. Just ignore Dana. Nobody cares about her." She huffed. She gave a very unladylike jump off the stage.
"DANA!" Screamed Zoey, throwing her arms around her friend.
"Missed you too Zo." She laughed.
"Dana Cruz..." Natalie said in shock. "THE Dana Cruz..."
"Guess you've heard of me." Dana admitted awkwardly.
"COULD THE BIG BROTHER CONTESTANTS PLEASE GATHER IN THE LOUNGE FOR THE RESULTS OF THIS WEEKS EVICTION." Chimed the monotonous voice of Big brother.

"So you're really..." Started Zoey as the gang walked into the house. Logan tried to get closer to Dana but found everyone was a little preoccupied with Tani to bother.
"Knocked up? Up the creek without a paddle? Expecting? Yeah..." Dana smirked slightly.
"Well... I was going to say pregnant but your way works." She shrugged. Dana and Zoey sat on the two seater. Zoey suddenly paled. She didn't want to leave anymore. This weeks nominees were Logan, Zoey and Leonie. Logan and Zoey couldn't leave... not with Dana!
"Relax, the public love you..." Dana reassured her, seeing her strange behaviour.
"They do?"
"Yeah, you're such a whiney brat. Why can't you act like that at school?" Dana smiled slightly. Logan caught her eye. She blushed and turned away.
"The result of this weeks eviction are in..." Bigger brother said. Zoey squeezed Dana's hand. "Leaving the Bigger Brother household this week is..."

"I hate that long pause!" Growled Corey.
"Oh relax, not like your up for eviction..." Logan demanded. An hour ago the thought of being evicted would've been heaven, just so he could see Dana and talk things through. Now he needed to stay. But he still couldn't talk to Dana because she'd be surrounded by people and on telly infront of 10 million people.
"LEONIE. You have ten minutes to leave the Bigger Brother house, or we're coming to get you!"


"So... how'd it happen then?" Honey asked, tightening the straps on her swimsuit.
"How'd what happen?" Dana asked in confusion, sinking herself into the jacuzzi.
"How'd you get... y'know..." Honey gestured to her stomach.
"Pregnant?"
"Yeah that..." She blushed.
"You want I should draw you a diagram?" Dana snapped.
"She meant how did you and Logan end up..." Monica started, genuinely.Dana raised her eyebrows. Zoey made the slash throat gesture, to signify the questioning to stop.
"Sheesh, do we have to spell it out for you? What they mean is how did YOU end up with HIM!" Natalie questioned. "I mean he seems a little out of your league... don'tcha think?"
"Out of my league?" Dana asked skeptically. Somehow she seemed to find this amusing. "He's out of MY league?" Logan looked up from the sunbed. Daring to steal a glance at Dana. Everyone wondered why Logan was the only housemate not in the Jacuzzi, and why he was on a sunbed at 20 past 10 at night.
"Kinda..." Natalie looked mad.

"If anything kid, I'm out of his..." Dana smiled sweetly and splashed Zoey. Zoey screeched and splashed Dana back.
"Yeah right, must be nice living on planet tooth faerie."
"I'm not gonna argue with you kid." Dana shook her head and then tilted it backwards, staring at the stars.
"And stop calling me kid." Natalie snapped.
"Listen, I know you think I have my 'claws' in your little boyfriend... Don't worry. I don't want him." Dana said viciously.
"You're kidding me right..." Corey asked. "Sweetheart you're knocked up to him, you're having his kid. If you don't want him, nobody's gonna want you." Dana froze.
"Plenty of people have kids at my age..." She said, sounding hurt.
"He's right babe... you were planning on having a life after this weren't you?" Dana pulled herself out of the tub, showing off her slight bump. She hurried off into the bedrooms.

"Dana!" Logan said, chasing after her.
"Now look what you did..." Zoey said rolling her eyes. She grabbed a towel and climbed out. Ciaron grabbed her ankle and pulled her in.
"You, angel are staying with me..." He said pulling her close.


Chase threw the popcorn bowl at the television this time. The picture fizzled and banged in an 'I-don't-do-popcorn-bowls' manner before restoring itself.
"She is such a sl..." He growled.
"Don't you call my sister a slut!" Defended Dustin.
"Ok ok... But she's so... ugh..." Chase curled up on the sofa.
"Pretty?" Suggested Nicole. "Look she's turning him down, Chase. It's not her fault guys like her." She rubbed his neck in comfort.
"I love her."


"Dana..." Logan knocked on the door. Dana had locked herself in the bathroom.
"Go away!" She said angrily. She kicked the door. "Damn, that hurt..." She hissed, rubbing her toe.
"Come on we gotta talk..." He said.
"MAKE ME!" She screeched. "I'M JUST SOME CHICK YOU MADE IT WITH AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY... YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!"
"Don't you wanna talk?" He asked softly.
"No I don't!" She cried. Zoey arrived beside Logan and shook her head.
"Do you wanna talk to me?" Zoey asked. The door opened. Dana's hand shot out and grabbed Zoey by the collar. She yanked her inside.

"What is wrong with you... you didn't believe them did you?" Zoey asked sounding hurt.
"Are there cameras in here?" She asked lowering her voice.
"No... They're not legally allowed, we're under sixteen."
"In which case... no. I didn't believe a word they said... I've thought this through. I want this baby, I have permission to keep the baby in a creche near by and I can still stay at PCA." Zoey hugged Dana.
"I'm glad. I don't want you to leave but... what about Logan."
"Ah screw Logan..."
"Isn't that what got you into this mess?" Zoey raised her eyebrows.
"Everyone's a critic." Dana grinned and sat on the sink.

"So..." Dana said for lack of anything else to say.
"So..." Zoey was almost nervously.
"Well... this is gonna be one hell of a ride." Dana smirked. She cracked her knuckles.

A/n: Okay that didn't make as big an impact as it did in the original chapter... oh well. REVIEW