Disclaimer: ONLY THE BADDEST OF THE BAD MAKE IT AS BADGUYS, NO MOODIES AND NO SNOBS. JUST MEANS AND THE VERY SNOBBY ONE!

It was anther day in Rah-Safer. Chief Boyardee Just got Elected Chief of police, Kabu Came over with his invention, everything was happy.

As soon as Star Punch Walked out, one of the other houses blew up. Then she saw Kabu, Awhite and red robot cat, controlling hisinvention, Rizzoto, a blue mouse botwith an anntenne and a beard. He made him shoot everything with a laser. She ran over to Rizzoto and tackled him. After this, Kabu Yelled, "What is going on, I am trying to destroy town."Star Punch yelled, "NO YOU WON'T I WILL BEAT YOU!" Then she ran, it was thursday at 1:59. The dump truck was almost at the dump. She went into the dump and burried herself. Kabu and Rizzoto went in the dump and Rizzo got ready to laser her, but the Dump truck came and took them away. She uprooted. She went to Hooks to talk about remodleing.

She got to Hooks and Tom Hook told her right when she got in, "TIME FOR REMODLEING, BIGGER AND BETTER. BONUS PRIZE, YOU GET A CABANA LAMP." He threw the Cabana lamp at Star Punch and it fell to the floor. Hook Continued. "Second Bonus prize, a R the R Action Figure, (Rover the Rocket) With real explosive action." He threw the toy at Star Punch and it blew up. It reshaped though. Tom Hook Continued talking. "Third Bonus Prize, A roof the color of your Choice." Star Punch quickly said Purple. Tom Hook continued, "FINALLY, YOU MUST GO TO THE BLACK HOLE, WHERE ALL THE TRASH GOES, I ACCIDENTALLY THREW OUT SOMETHING, GO GETTUM! PS: IT IS AN IGLOO MODEL!" Star Punch gasped. She had a twisted thought in her mind. She told nook, "But some people who are destroying the town, I can't go there." Tom Hook yelled, "TOO BAD, GO THERE NOW, OR I WILL RECONSIDER REMODLEING YOUR HOUSE, NOW GO GO GO!" She ran out the door.

She looked at the map, she found the black hole before she could say Kabu's whole name. But she ran back to Hooks. She yelled at him, "HOW CAN THERE BE AN IGLOO ON A DESERT PLANET?" Hook said to him, "WHAT, YA THINK IT WAS MADE HERE, IT WAS MADE ON WHAT YA CALL EARTH, NO GO GET MY IGLOO MODEL!" She ran out.

She got to the Black hole again and went down to the entrance. She saw rolling barrels of doom, ripping up blades, pulveriseing hammers and alot more. She walked down and saw a little blue in some trash near the end of the ledge. She grabed it thenwalked to the exit, but Kabu and Rizzoto showed up. Kabu told her, "I want Rizzoto to talk because I want to be a moron who does not knooow how toee hey, stop thia talk." Star punch was puzzled, "WHAT IS GOING ON, WHY CAN'T KABU SOMETHING OR OTHER TALK IN SENSE! The Rizzoto stepped forward and said, "Bet you are not going to expect this." Rizzoto reached for the antenne and broke it. He then said, "That's right, I am not being controlled, infact, Kabukiyamawhatever is the controlled one. My brilliant robot mind transmitter is controlling him, I can controll him with my mind. And now, I will use the gravity remote and push you in." Star punch got pushed into the pit of the barrels of doom. She smashed her fist in the wall and held on. She said to herself, "I am like GUTZ GUY, THE POWERMAN!" Rizzoto got a gun out and went to the edge of the cliff. HE pointed it at himself, thinking he pointed it at Star Punch. "NO FEAR THE BLOW OF MY GUN!" He shot it. "YEEEEOWWWW, let's try that again. NOW DIE!" He pointed the gun at Star Punch, He almost fired but got blasted with water. Then he malfunctioned and fell down. Kabu snapped out of being brain washed... untill Rizzoto Functioned again and shot blindly everywhere. Then, Aces Eights showed up. He shot more water. Rizzoto Dodged. Then Aces said, "LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE! I WILL SHOOT!" He obviously was not Star Punche's sister. Rizzoto Shot a big blast rom the gun and fell off the cliff. HE grabed on to Star Punch. Then Star Punch said, "I am like a barrel of monkeys." Rizzoto mind controlled Kabu to go after Aces Eights. But Aces Eights shot him with a stun missle. Then went to the cliff and shot Rizzoto. He fell off screaming, "NOOOOOOO, I'M FALLING, I'M FALLIN, WHAT A WORLD!" Then Kabu talked in perfect sense and said, "What the, what happened? Where am I? Where is my invention? Well, it looks like I am in the black hole garbadge disposal. As for my invention, it went down the destroyer. Dang, my invention, I put brain controller on him and he controlled my brain. I cannot believe it." Star punch yelled, "Great, could ya get me out of here."Kabu picked up the gravity remote and saved Star Punch. Then Star Punch said to both of them, "Thank you for saveing me both of ya, and Aces eights... I am not your sister." Aces Eights was like, "Yeah, about that." They simply walked home.
At home, Star Punch pushed the button and went in the house to find that there was a tv at the end of the room, she watched it.

The Tv blaired, "The Spanish devels are lose, Somehow they manadged to get out of prison. They are on the city Tarrot. A city across the Sand Dunes. Only a Sand Walker could cross that. CAPTURE THESE BADGUYS!" Star Punch had to do something, but she already pressed the button, so she went to bed first. To BE continued.

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