Disclaimer: This is going to be, A Cruise too far, part 1.

It was a day call Starday. Star Punch woke up and went to the kitchen to look at a calander. She saw when she boarded on Burstday, helped Kabu on Wanday, and had a whole ordeal on... on... well that aint important, the point is, it was the day Star Punch had to get off. When the Ship landed, She, Emerald bot, Rolfus, Dolivina, Rover the Rocket and Sprocket got off. Then they saw Kabu again with another robot. Kabu started talking. "Hey, Star Punch, How did ya like your visit. Because, I found out the Spanish Devels got out, they also stole a ship from the town they are hiding in. We can get there by a ship. The Captian, however, is a crule one. He could Rip Roar the whole boat if someone gets him mad enough, I got tickets,so we can go there, today!Also, I made a new Robot. Whew, I'm on fire with talking. So anyway, it's name is Axel Roller, It can roll into a ball and take out a whole city. But it is only used for defense. It is able to chase something forever, It can even go over any terrain, even walls." Star Punch Looked at it and then said, "It is an elephant robot that... that looks really, really... CUTE! Ehem, so anyway, I do not see how it could possibly roll into a ball, and are you sure it will not turn on you?" Then Kabu gave her the scoop. "No, I am possetive he will not turn on me. But he is not ready to be tested yet."

The rest of the old chapter has been abridged

"So anyway, lets go into... the LAB!"

They all followed Kabu into his house. Kabu, carrying his new robot, just put it on a slab, and then started fixing it.

1 minute later.

"It is done," yelled Kabu, "I shall test to see if it works." He got out a remote and tried controling the elephant bot. The Elephant bot started to walk. Then it rolled up the stairs. Kabu told everyone, "I think it is ready." Star Punch told him, "I was really expecting a Frankenstein spoof." But Kabu told her it wouldn't happen.

After the caught up to the robot. They were heading for the ship. Kabu and Star Punch Traded words with each other.
"The ship ride is free because the Admiral, named Admiral Pain, is a but hole. Yes, take his name seriously."
"Wow, a free ride."
"He is a mean rotten monster. It is safer to to staw right near the stern, where he is not."
"Wow. I guess I could stay away from him."
Then Rolfus said a few words.
"But what if his wife is near the stern. He is married to a Goddess!"
Then Kabu and Rolfus traded words.
"He couldn't be married to..."
"Her name is Robina, Just as mean as her husband."
"She know a spellbook full of magic?"
"She is the enemy of our good god. Minamozati. And no one knows exactly what she is."
"Maybe getting on the boat is a bad idea. Two seriously awful people. A guy that can lift 500 pounds plus and Evil and Powerful Goddess. It aint safe."
"No, scolding those Spanish Devels is worth it."
"I could Beat them with your face."
"No, Boooo! Insulting and wrong."
"Uhhh... I could use Axel Roller."
"Only if it is indestructabul."
"Yes."
"Even then, It may not work. Use the remote!"
"Robina can fly and A. Pain is too fast to be affected. There are other ways he can dodge it."
"What ever."
Then Aces Eights and Kabu traded words.
"I worked there, only Birds are allowed to work there."
"Who works there?"
"Besides those mean people, There is Jaywalker, Rome Service, Pingy Piper, Does Soothing Music, the Twirp, The Cabin boy, andTwingy, the Ships barber."
"And all of them are...?"
"Birds, yep."
"You used to work there, what were you?"
"I was an exotic..."
Everyone covered there ears.
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
Then they unpluged them.
"So people feal alive. So we might as well go in."
Then star Punch and Kabu traded words again.
"Can we stop talking, I am starting to snooze."
"I am too."
"Let's go on the ship, before we start yet another conversation"
"Agreed."
Then they got on the ship and some big eyed bird greated them.
"Hello, I am Jim Noto, but people just call me the Twirp. I feal that is offensive."
Then the twirp showed them all to their rooms. They all looked the same so they were not visited for looks. They were only visited for friends. The rooms looked like luxury. Had oil showers and other robot bathroom goods. The bed was so comfortable, it was like sleeping on a cloud.

While checking on their rooms, they heard soothing woodwind music. Aces eights opened his door and talked to it. "Hey Pingy! How has buisness been?" She said it was better than she thought it was. like they thought the music would be perfect in certain situations. Then she left.

Aces eights went back into the room. Star Punch was about to go to sleep when... She heard thunder and lightning. Everyone went outside. They saw nothing was wrong. Just some black robot Bird with a witch hat and a watermelon shirt. She started yelling. "Alright everyone, my name is Robina!" Then the whole room filled with horror lightning. She continued talking. "I am a goddess. MWAHAHAHAHA! But you knew that. I am the meanest and most powerful girl on board. Now here are some rules. For starters, STAY AWAY FROM ME! Second..." They all covored their ears.They couldn't stand her ranting.
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
Then they unpluged them.
"So, now that you people know to stay away form me and my Husband, just listen to this warning, we do not forgive."
Then she left.
"Oh, and have a nice, safe ride... maybe. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" She said, after poping her head back in the room.
They all went back into the room. None of them could shut down. They were too scared. This trip could be a nightmare.

To be continued

This chapter is mostly talk and little action, I am sorry about so much talk in this chapter.Next chapter might be good though.