Disclaimer: I just took a shower.
Part Two.
As soon as Raphael saw Dartz cackle like an old lady, he immediately rushed for the phone, and dialed the asylum.
"Wait! What are you doing!" asked Dartz, when he saw Raphael dial the asylum.
"Calling the asylum, what else do you think I'm doing?" said Raphael.
"No! I'm not crazy, okay!" said Dartz.
"Must've been the bean and pineapple dog doo omelet," whispered Alister to Valon. Valon nodded in reply.
"The gas he's holding in is probably frying his brain," added Alister.
Anyway…
"Just don't call the asylum and I'll tell you why I'm acting evil," said Dartz.
"Okay, but don't try anything funny," said Raphael, picking up a baseball bat.
"Alright, take it easy. Now here's why. If we go to the turkey contest, there'll probably be a lot of people! Especially teenage boys! That means move souls for The Leviathan #2!"
"You rebuilt him?" asked Raphael, slowly lowering the baseball bat.
"Yes, of course!" said Dartz. "And I used only the best materials, including hardened dog doo."
Alister started screaming when he heard that.
"Why are you screaming, old boy?" asked Dartz. (Funny it's Dartz who asking the question.)
"Because I touched and rubbed the new Leviathan this morning!" said Alister. "I even stuck my head in all the way and rolled around in it!"
"And why were you doing that!" asked Dartz, most angrily.
"Because I wanted to see if there was room to put rocket launchers in," said Alister.
"Oh, you didn't need to worry about that. I put manure launchers instead. Not only is it economical, it's easy to get ammunition. Plus, it's really easy to fire and load," said Dartz.
All of his workers gagged and barfed right there.
End of Part Two.
