Volume 2

May 25, 2004

I had no luck yesterday in my search for the ultimate power I have craved for so long. I paid a man to rent his carriage and horses long enough to get the job done right.. Yes I can feel it soon. Not only will Bart suffer but Springfield itself shall cower. I will drain Springfield of it's

Fruits and reek destruction! Until that day comes it's only a fantasy. But I know I'm getting closer.

May 26, 2004

So far my faithful steed has went up about 6 miles up toward a steep hill leading toward Dracula's castle. I've eaten about half of the food. I shouldn't have. It's so expensive but when I get worried I've been known to be quite the glutton. I had a dream last night that I was a

Vampire and I did attack Springfield full throttle. I still remember Bart's face. The look of terrorâ€It was exquisite. I think I'll take up

Taxidermy. Yes so I can forever see the look on that little boy's face. Then comes Krusty. I'll behead him. His head will dangle so I can forever play with it like a kitten does with yarn.

May 27, 2004

Brrr it's so cold up here. The small town looks like a mirage up here. I've finally arrived. Taken long enough right? Look at me I'm talking to a diary! The castle is huge. I wish you could see it. The majestic beauty of it is truly breathtaking. Anyway I'm going to wait until morning to go in. The night is scary enough as it is. Plus I believe it will rain. Oh and the door is locked so don't bother pointing that out.

May 28, 2004

I've finally awaken and now it's time to pay a visit to the Count. I opened the door with a lockpick all to find a darkened hallway lit with candles. The shadows begin to dance around the walls like demons in hell. I don't see anyone around here. Could it be that this place is abandoned? I sure hope not. All my plans will be ruined. Plus I violated my parole. I thought that when you are a vampire not even the law could stop you. I guess I do believe in vampires. Only time will tell if they actually do exist. Old cobwebs and rats scurry around here. Lord I feel like I'm in some horror movie. All I need now is the villain to creep behind me and knock me out. Great now I'm paranoid. I don't need this at all. It's still raining again. I have to admit that the crashing thunder and uncaged lightning don't exactly set easy with my stomach. It's just raging the butterflies that house within me. I could use a shot of alcohol right about now. I've never even touched the stuff and now I feel like I've drank it for years.

May 29, 2004

After what seems like an eternity I found a giant coffin. I dared fate and walked near to investigate but before I could even touch the case an unseen force pulled me back and to my surprise I saw three elegant women looking at me. They were like sirens. Their beauty was unmatched. I've never in my life seen such in a woman. Their eyes fixated on me. I was almost drawn in by the looks of their eyes. They came up to me wrapping their arms around me and giving me kisses. You could only imagine the look on my face. I more shocked than turned on. I felt something sharp in my mouth when they were dog piling my tongue. I then rose up in fright and pulled out the crucifix. They chuckled at it and threw it out of my hands out the window. I took a few steps back only to meet the wall.

June 1, 2004

I haven't been able to update lately because of my female captors. They swoon over me like I'm some kind of knight. Every once in a while I feel hypnotized by the seductive looks they give me. They've even stripped so I could see their breasts and well how can I say this? Well their vaginal areas. Even in writing I try to be a gentleman. I've looked all over for an exit but alas I know I'm trapped. Will my life be put to an end by 3 sinister brides?

June 2, 2004

I'm so hungry. I haven't had a meal in over 2 weeks. I feel so weak. I've been so afraid. I don't understand why they're letting me starve like this? I figured they'd want me at my fattest. Is this out of spite against humans? I can only pray to be set free from this nightmare. They have a lean and hungry look. I can't die yet! My life long dream hasn't been achieved yet. That little demon should be here and not me! This is insane. I have to get out of here. I don't have any ideas yet but I know I'll think of something. I'm not called the "Sadistic Sideshow" for nothing!

June 3, 2004

I finally saw the creature known as Dracula. His eyes are ruby red and his black cape sways behind him. He looks like he's in his mid thirties. Long straight jet black hair and porcelean skin. He's dressed like a rich suave gentleman. But when I looked into those eyes for the first time I saw through the monster. Such a beast doesn't deserve to walk the Earth. He doesn't speak at all to me but waves away his brides with a wave of his hand. He then looked at me and stared at me for a long time. His eyes went inside my soul. I felt so violated. He gave me a toothy grin. He called for a butler and whispered something in his ear. Dracula left with him and I was alone once again.

June 4, 2004

After 2 weeks of being deprived of food I was treated to a buffet of many different dishes. I hardly ate anything because I thought of either the food being poisoned or them fattening me up. I guess the poison theory didn't bother me because I ate something, but I just had to. After dinner I was escorted to a large bedroom and locked inside. I feel so helpless. What's to come of me? The women circled me like vultures. They tore off my shirt and bathed my chest in saliva. My body tensed up. I felt so easy and violated. I don't know how much of this I can take. I don't think I will get out of here.

June 7, 2004

I've been so weak lately. I finally managed to eat something. I've lost so much blood. Ohhhh I can't write anymorâ€.

Jun 13, 2004

Blood almost goneâ€..Life flashing before meâ€..Body's gone cold.

June 20, 2004

Evil vampire cameâ€..offered me eternal lifeâ€..wanted a sacrificeâ€.

June 21, 2004

I've been rehabilitated thanks to Dracula. Well actually no thanks to him since I nearly died. Dracula didn't think that my blood was enough. His ladies also wanted a taste of another man's blood. But how am I going to deliver the blood to them if I'm held captive? I can't just turn myself into a bat and fly off like they can. I really don't think that Dracula will even keep his word. I don't even think that I'll leave here alive. To think I was killed by my ultimate goal. How ironic isn't it? I don't want to die like this.

July 1, 2004

I tried to escape. I got caught. I was punished. I think my legs are broken. I'm bedridden. Some of the women come in for frequent sucks to my neck. However they leave enough to keep me alive. They don't want to turn me yet. They are monsters. I'm just their toy that they find happiness in abusing. I didn't think that this is how I'd wind up losing my life. If anyone ever reads this journal then warn everyone. Hide your children!! Flee and never look back!