Chris: last time on Total Drama Island, the campers arrived, giving us some already pretty funny moments. Eva crushed Trent under her bags, Peter mistook yours truly for Jeff Probst, and an innocent host got pushed into the lake by an evil scientist. Any way, now the campers are about to meet their first challenge, DIVING OFF A CLIFF! Awesome!
Who will jump?
Who will be the first voted off?
Will I ever get back at the producer?
Find out right now on Total Drama Island!
(Cue theme song)
"Your challenge is three fold," Chris said to the campers as they stood on the cliff, "your first task is to jump off this one thousand foot high cliff, into the lake."
"Piece of cake," commented Bridgette not taking time to notice D.J. who was scared out of his wits."
"If you look down," Chris continued past the interruption, "you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake we filled with psychotic, man-sharks." As if to prove a point, a shark took that opportunity to jump out of the lake. "Inside that area is a safe zone," Chris continued, "That's your target, and were pretty sure that area is shark free."
"Excuse me," Leshawna said with more than a little fear.
"For each member of your team that jumps," continued Chris without acknowledging Leshawna, "there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. In each crate are supplies that you will need to complete the second part of the challenge, building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a hot tub party tonight. The losers send someone home."
"And that's not all," announced Andrew as he walked up next to Chris, "I have also decided to include in each challenge, an MVC award."
"MVC?" questioned Morty.
"Most valuable camper," said Andrew, "It goes to the camper I determine who had the best effect on the winning team. It includes a trophy and a five thousand cash bonus at the end of the game." Many campers perked up at the thought of a reward for their hard work during a challenge. Chris then scowled at the producer before he turned to the campers with his signature fake smile.
"Alright Killer Bass, you're up first."
"Oh, wow," Bridgette had a look of pure terror on her face as she looked over the side, "So, who's up first." Crickets chirped.
"Don't sweat it guys," said Owen in a rather reassuring way, "I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunts first to make sure it's survivable."
(Two hours earlier)
"We have to test the stunts," Chris said to Chef who was wearing a bathing suit, "you know that."
"Do I look like an intern to you?"
"No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. Come on jump you big Chicken. Bok-bok!"
Chef then put on his goggles and said, "They don't pay me enough for this job." Chef then made the perilous jump into the lake. He landed safely enough, but he missed the safe zone, before he knew it he was being chased by the sharks until he reached shore.
"Well," commented Chris as he scratched something off on his clipboard, "that seems safe enough."
(Present)
"So, who's up," Eva said with disdain for her teammates.
"Ladies first," interjected Duncan while he was staring at Courtney in her bathing suit.
"Fine," said Bridgette, "I'll go first, it's no big deal, just a thousand foot high dive into a circle of angry sharks." As Bridgette finished saying this, she herself jumped off into the lake. She managed to perform a perfect swan dive into the safe zone, impressing everyone.
"Not bad," commented Kim, more than impressed with her fan.
"That was awesome," said D.J. as he marveled at her courage.
"Alright! I'm next!" shouted Tyler as he made his jump, attempting the dive in the same way Bridgette had. While he too, hit the safe zone everyone winced when he hit the buoy on the side of it.
"Wahoo!" shouted Geoff as he dived waving his hat in the air.
"Look out below," said Eva as she fell.
Duncan just fell silently.
"AHHHH!" screamed Stan and Kyle when they themselves fell.
Jude, Jen and Wyatt all jumped with cries of excitement as they fell.
"Aw man that's scary," said D.J. with fear, "I don't know if I can do it."
"Scared of heights?" asked Chris, "If you want, you can give up, but your teammates will hate you."
"Ha! What a big chicken," laughed Peter as he skipped with Homer off the cliff. This however, angered D.J. How dare Peter laugh at his fears! Had Peter ever had to deal with and atomic wedgie caused by a diving board!
"I'll show you!" D.J screamed as he jumped. D.J. quickly realized his mistake, as he began to hyperventilate.
"You idiots," screamed Bridgette at Peter and Homer, "If D.J. hits the water like that, he'll drown."
"Well it's his fault for being a baby," said Peter. Bridgette responded to this by punching said idiot in the jaw. Just as all appeared lost for poor D.J., a blue and red streak appeared. Before anyone had realized it, a web shoot out in between the buoys, and it caught D.J. before he hit the water.
"Wow!" shouted D.J., "Thanks Spiderman!"
"Everybody gets one," said Spiderman before he turned to Peter, "tell him Peter."
"Yeah, apparently everybody gets one."
"Bingo," said Spiderman before he web-slingged into the sunset.
"We'll," said an astonished Chris, "that was awesome! Unfortunately, D.J. didn't hit the water, so he doesn't count."
"What!" shouted the entire Killer Bass team at the evil host.
"Wahoo," shouted Ezekiel as he also jumped from the cliff, only to hit the side of it and go spinning into the lake. Luckily for the bass, he hit the safe zone and they got another point.
"OH YEAH!" Rick screamed in excitement as he jumped into the lake.
Ed was the next to jump, and when he landed, the sharks immediately attempted to get out of the water. Apparently Ed smelled so bad that sharks couldn't stand being in the same lake as him.
While the sharks were recovering, Eddy took the opportunity to jump and safely make his way to the boat.
Jack silently dived into the lake, without any problems. You can kind tell that ticked off a sadistic host.
"I can't jump without Katie," said Sadie pathetically.
"But she's on a different team."
"I'll switch teams with her," said Izzy who was looking annoyed by the twins.
"Alright, you're both on the Killer Bass now," said Chris in an angry tone. The two then jumped safely into the lake.
As expected, Kim made a perfect dive, and Ron's only trouble was that he nearly hit the cliff.
"AHHH!" screamed Double D as he fell, barely making inside the safe zone.
Morty screamed in terror as well, but was able to make it into the safe zone without any problems.
After Grim and Bender had also dived, Harold was up next. "Yes," called Harold, as he dived. Unfortunately, when Harold hit the water, he did a split, thus causing a lot of damage to his nether regions. His screams even caused the sharks to wince in pain.
"Oh, hate to see that happen," said Chris with a completely sadistic smile on his face.
Dib dived without any problems leaving only Courage and Courtney. When it became obvious that it was his turn, Courage began to tremble in fear. When he heard the cheering from Bridgette, D.J., and the others however, he bucked up turned to the camera, and said, "The things I do for love." Courage then proceeded to jump into the lake, hitting the safe zone. When he reached the others, the group all began to hug him and give him praise, something he wasn't really used to.
"Excuse me Chris," said Courtney, "I have a medical condition."
"What condition."
"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs," said Courtney while rolling her eyes.
"You can chicken out if you want," said Chris slyly, "but it might end up costing your team the win, and then they'll hate you."
"It's a calculated risk, I have seen the other team, and I don't think twenty eight of them will jump." The entire gopher team looked ticked off at that statement.
"Alright," Chris passed her a chicken hat, as she went down the escalator to be with her team.
"Okay," said Chris as he tallied up the score," that's twenty-eight jumpers, one chicken and one disqualification. Gophers, you're up, and if you can beat that, will give you carts to help you move the crates."
"Nice," commented Fry, "Okay, who's up first?"
"I'm sorry," said Heather, "there is no way I am doing this, I'll get my hair wet."
"Oh yes you are!" exclaimed Leshawna as she lifted Heather over her head and threw her off the cliff.
"Leshawna," Heather shouted from the lake, "You jerk. I am so going to get you back for that."
"Hey!" shouted Leshawna, "I through you into the safe zone didn't I. Now I just hope I can make it to." She then jumped and landed next to Heather.
"I thought this was going to be a talent competition," remarked a frightened Lindsey.
"Yeah," said Chris with a fake laugh, "No.
Lindsey screamed as she fell from the cliff.
Gwen shouted, "I hate this show!" as she fell.
Cody flapped around like a fish out of water as he dived.
Mandy, like Duncan, came down the cliff silently, arms crossed.
When Billy came down, he bounced off a buoy using his nose, thus avoiding a painful face to face with the large metal flotation device.
Like their friends on the Bass, Nikki, Jonesy, and Caitlin fell to the water without any trouble.
Leela dived in with no problems, Fry on the other hand wasn't so lucky as he hit the buoy on the way down.
Early and Rusty were able to dive into the safe zone, but barely managed to make to the boat as the sharks saw them as more appetizing due to the redneck octopuses being sea life.
Izzy's jump was very similar to how a sky diver would fall. While she was falling, she let out a mad cackle that many on the show would learn to fear.
When Justin dived into the water; he had accidently landed outside of the safe zone. As his teammates shouted for him to swim over to the transportation boat, Justin turned to see that the sharks were coming right for him. Just as it appeared that all hope was lost, the sharks stopped. If one looked closely, you might be able to see that the shark's eyes had turned into hearts. As if nothing was going on, Justin got on one of the shark's back, and rode it to the shore.
"Wow," the American, billionaire, producer commented, "I thought I had seen everything, but this is the first time I have seen gay sharks."
"I don't think I can do it," said Beth, she quickly accepted her chicken hat and went down the elevator while her teammates mocked her. Gwen looked apologetically at the farm girl.
Gwen: I couldn't really be mad at her. I mean, from what I've seen, she is the only one sane enough on our team to drop out.
Bojack and Frylock both managed to complete their dives with relative ease, and even though their weight and lack of legs made it hard for them to swim, Cartman, Meatwad, and Shake had somehow managed to do their jumps without many problems. The next diver was Trent.
"Alright let's do this," said Trent as he high fived Kenny and Owen before he made his dive. Unfortunately, he, like Tyler and Fry, hit a buoy. This caused another full camp wince as Leela was forced to help the music man up on the boat.
"Foolish Earth Hogs!" shouted Zim, "Watch as Zim completes a masterful dive." Zim then jumped off the cliff and did indeed hit the water. Zim then began to scream as steam came off Zim as he pulled himself out of the water, and then he twitched on the deck of the boat like an electrified fish.
Gwen: I personally agree with Dib, I think Zim is an alien.
Izzy: Alien.
Stan: Alien.
Rick: Yup, Definitely an alien.
Next it was Kenny's turn. Like many others, Kenny dived and landed outside of the safe zone. Then the poor parka wearing boy noticed the fins that were circling around him. As he let out a muffled scream the sharks pounced on him and dragged him underwater. After several moments of waiting, a much mauled Parka was thrown up on the shore.
"Oh my God!" shouted Stan, "They killed Kenny!
"You bastards!" Kyle shouted at the sharks, which at the moment were using toothpicks.
"Well," said a rather disgusted, but still smiling Chris, "he still hit the water so technically he still counts, so now it's down to you Owen. But no pressure." Owen gave a small smile. "Okay, there's pressure." The smile disappeared.
Owen: I was pretty darn nervous, I mean, I'm not exactly what you'd call a strong swimmer.
Geoff: I look at this guy, and I say, there's no way he can do it.
Gwen: I thought, if he jumps, he's going to die.
Stan: I mean, look what happened to Kenny.
Owen slipped on water wings, as he prepared to jump. Chris, in an attempt to avoid a lawsuit, attempted to psyche up Owen. "Take a good running start, you can do this buddy." Owen stepped back a couple of steps.
"I'm going to die now," said Owen before he charged over the side. "For Kenny!" He shouted as he fell. After several seconds, Owen belly flopped on the water, sending an explosion of water that sent all the campers, and even the sharks, barreling into the beach.
"The winners are the Screaming Gophers!" shouted Chris through a mega phone.
As his teammates began to cheer him, Owen noticed something odd. "Um," he said, "I think I lost my bathing suit." All those present, including the sharks, let out a cry of disgust."
As the gophers sang a walking tune while they used the carts to pull the crates, the bass were having trouble. While a few were able to move their boxes with relative ease (D.J., Eva, Ed, Bender, Jack, Rick) others were not so lucky. Courtney got a splinter, and then insulted by Eva; Double D, despite his prowess with lifting refrigerators, was having trouble with his crate, and Stan, Kyle and Courage were so small that they all had to push one box.
After a few minutes of carrying, Tyler dropped his box in order to go take a piss, as did Sadie and Katie. The girls went to the opposite side of a group of trees than Tyler. While the three were using the bathroom, a bug landed on Courtney's eye and when she smacked it, she squeaked, "I think something just bit me."
While the Bass were struggling to keep up, the gophers had just reached the campgrounds, and there they began their attempts to open the crates. Unfortunately, Chris had come up with a rule that they could not open up the crates with their hands. This could take a while.
"All better?" asked Eva as Katie and Sadie returned. When they replied positively, the Killer Bass girls began moving again. At this time Courtney's eye began to swell up from the bug sting. After a few seconds however, the twins stopped again, this time commenting that they were both afflicted by a weird itching on their backsides.
"Hey," Izzy muffled to Gwen and Cartman as she pulled a rope that would open the crates with her teeth, "I think I got it open." The crate she was pulling on fell open, but Gwen was more concerned with the state of Izzy's body. "Ow!" Izzy screamed, "Rope burn on my tongue."
"Well," said Cartman as he picked up a piece of equipment, "Everything seems in order-Oh no! Not that fucking thing again!" Before Gwen could question Cartman on his screaming, the Sloppy Joe monster from earlier jumped out and attached itself to Cartman's face… again. "Some one get this stupid thing off me!" screamed Cartman as he began to roll around on the ground. Gwen quickly grabbed a side of the crate and started hitting the monster, eventually forcing it to abandon its attack. As it left to go hide Gwen realized that Cartman's face was badly bruised.
"Oops," Gwen squeaked, "sorry."
"You need to learn to have better aim you stupid bitch." Gwen frowned and then proceeded to resume the beating of the fat boy while the others tried to open the crates.
Gwen: Well, no one insults me like that, especially some fat boy from Colorado.
The Bass were continuing the long trek up to the cabins, and Katie and Sadie's backsides had begun to grow red. When they stopped to scratch, Chris drove up in an ATV. "You guys are way behind," he said. "What's the hold up?"
"Their butts are itchy," when Chris turned to the person who spoke these words, what he saw was Courtney, with a horrific swollen eye decorating her face.
"Guh!" said Chris in disgust, "Oh my boxers that's bad," referencing the horribly treated eye.
Bridgette, who had already come back to help from the front, suddenly asked the girls, "Did you squat when you went to the bathroom?"
"Yeah," said a confused Katie.
"Did you happen to notice what type of plants you were squatting over?"
"They were oval shaped, green, and all over the place," explained Sadie.
"You guys squatted on poison ivy," Bridgette said with more than a little laughter in her voice. The twins began screaming bloody murder as Bridgette began to push the other crates.
"Hey check it out," said Owen as he held up some two by fours. Jonesy also pulled out some tools and a pool liner. As Leshawna was digging through her crate, Heather and Lindsey came up to her to talk.
"Leshawna," said Heather, "I'd just like to say sorry for how things went earlier today."
"Strait up?" said Leshawna in mild surprise, "Well, I guess I'm sorry for pushing you over a cliff earlier."
"Thanks."
While they were walking away, Lindsey asked Heather, "Did you mean all that stuff you said to Lefunda back there?"
"First of all her name is Leshawna," said Heather, "and no, haven't you ever heard the saying 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer?"
"Oh," said Lindsey, before fearfully turning to Heather, "I'm your friend right?"
"Oh yeah," said Heather, before turning away from the blonde and commenting, "For now."
The Killer Bass had finally brought up all their crates, while the Gophers had already started to construct their hot tub. Leshawna then noticed something about the Bass. "Hey, aren't you missing a couple of white girls?"
"Apparently," said Duncan in an annoyed tone, "They're sitting in a lake until Double D and Jen can find some aloe."
Then Leshawna noticed an even more horrific sight. "Oh," she said, "what happened to your eye girl?"
"Nothing," said Courtney nervously, "just an allergy."
"I think it's getting worse, eh," said a rather concerned Ezekiel.
"Shush," said Courtney to her teammate, "We don't want them to know that, I'm a CIT, I'm our most valuable member."
"Yeah," said a rather ticked off Stan, "Our most valuable member is a fucking coward."
In many ways Geoff had realized that after Owen jumped he would have to go Braveheart on his team. While they were, at least in his eyes, the more physical team, he had seen when Courtney's gamble had cost his team big. While D.J. had overcome his fear, and would have scored if not for Chris's sadism, Courtney had been a chicken and instead of just jumping, had cost her team supplies and the carts. This game was meant to make you test your limits, and if you refused to do so, Geoff believed you did not deserve to be on the show. Putting his dislike of Courtney aside, Geoff began to give what he considered the best possible pep talk for the situation.
"Alright!" he shouted at his teammates, "Look, we are behind, but we are not out! We have all made mistakes during this challenge. (I haven't done anything wrong! - Duncan). Some have made bigger ones than others, but we need to band together, win this challenge, and win that hot tub party, WHO'S WITH ME?!"
Duncan was carving a skull into a piece of wood.
Harold was sleeping.
Ezekiel was picking his nose.
Geoff heard clapping. He quickly turned around only to realize it was in fact the Gophers who were giving him applause.
"Nice speech," mocked Heather, "Maybe when you're done with this contest, you should join the theater club, at least someone will actually listen to you."
Geoff: How'd she know I was in the theater club?
Gwen: I kind of feel sorry for Geoff. I mean, he get's stuck on a team with the clumsy jock, wonder twins, and Ms. CIT. Plus that speech wasn't too bad.
D.J.: I personally thought that Geoff did an excellent job. I mean, at least we actually tried to make the tub after that.
"Look guys," Courtney interjected, "we have a hot tub to complete, and we need a project manager, and since I'm a CIT, I feel as though I'm the only one qualified."
The entire group looked incredulous at the CIT. "Where do we begin, Cyclops?" said Duncan.
As the group began to listen to Courtney's orders, Geoff began to realize the pure hopelessness of the situation. She had ordered Duncan to get water, Double D and Morty to set the frame, and Jack to build the motor. As he saw the campers becoming confused or aggravated by the situation, Geoff dawned on the realization that the Killer Bass Team was a sinking ship in this challenge, and he was the poor captain who would be forced to go down with it.
When Chris began to judge the tubs, it was obvious to everyone, sans Courtney, who had won. While the Bass's tub was filled with leaks, the wood on the Gopher's was completely sealed. The water in the Bass tub was green, compared to the completely chlorinated water that the gophers had. The Bass's tub did not even have its motor attached properly.
"This is an awesome hot tub," said Chris while pointing at the Gopher's project. He then turned to the tub made by the Bass, "This one not so much. So, I am pleased to say that the Screaming Gophers have won the first challenge." A cheer went up on the Gopher side of the field. "Killer Bass," Chris said in a rather disappointed tone, "what can I say, someone's going home tonight."
"Okay," said Andrew as he pulled out the MVC trophy," the first MVC on Total Drama Island is…
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Owen, for a high pressure jump, avenging Kenny, and giving mild help to the hauling and building process."
"Alright! Shouted Owen as the rest of the Gophers applauded, "I wonder how many donuts I could buy with $5000."
Cody took out a calculator, "approximately six thousand donuts." Owens screams of joy could be heard all the way in his home town, where a local donut shop owner for some reason felt the need to bless the great lord above.
As the Geoff walked back to his Cabin, ignoring the sounds of victory from the Gophers, only one person came to his mind when he thought of who to vote off, Courtney.
Geoff let a small smile cover his mouth as the group began to plan the choice for elimination. Just as he envisioned, every single member of the Bass wanted Courtney gone. But just as it became clear that there was no way that Courtney could weasel her way out of this elimination, fate made sure the night's vote would be far more dramatic.
"I just don't get how we lost eh," said Ezekiel in his Canadian accent, "They have more girls than we do."
With that one little statement, Ezekiel, Geoff realized, had given Courtney a shred of hope that she could escape her well deserved punishment. The Bass table was now a war zone, and Geoff realized unless he wanted to lose again or have the girls shun the guys, he was going to have to find away to fix up the relationship between Ezekiel and the girls.
"So much for this being an easy turnaround," said Geoff as he walked into the Boy's bass cabin. He now had several bruises covering his body. Maybe he should have told someone else to talk Eva out of voting off Zeke. "So how'd it go with you guys?"
"Well," said D.J., "I talked to Bridgette about voting off Courtney, and she threatened that unless I vote for Ezekiel, she'll throw me to the sharks." He then hid under the covers. "No more sharks Momma, no more sharks."
"Jen isn't going to give in," said Jude through a fat lip, "man she must be really using that boxing game I taught her a lot these days."
"Wonder twins aren't budging either," said Duncan, "Dude why do we even care, if all of the boys vote for Courtney, then the girls votes won't matter."
"Well Duncan if I may interject," said Double D, "what Geoff is worried about is that the girls will get so angry at us that they will refuse to work with us, go on strike if you will. And personally I feel like that might mean complete disaster for us in the next challenge."
"This is all your fault Ezekiel!" shouted Duncan at the home schooled boy, who was hiding under the sheets like D.J.
"How was I supposed to know," squeaked Ezekiel, "I was raised by prairie people for Pete's Sake."
"Look dudes," said Geoff, "We need to realize that this all stems from Courtney and her bossy and cowardly attitude."
"Guys!" shouted Ron as he entered the Cabin, "I made a break through."
"Sure," said Kim as she looked at the Bass boys, "I'll help you calm down the girls until they think rationally."
"Why aren't you going all KP over home school's butt," asked Wyatt. The mentioning of his nickname caused Ezekiel to hide even farther behind D.J.
"Two reasons," Kim responded, "One, I can completely see that Courtney needs to go so that the Killer Bass can win. The second reason is that even though what he said was wrong, I know Ezekiel doesn't have much experience with girls and I feel like he is probably sorry now."
Jack simply walked up to Jack, bowed, and said, "Thank you very much for your assistance, Ms. Possible." Kim simply returned the bow.
"Okay girls," shouted Courtney, "are we going to let a bunch of boys push us around?" When she received a resounding "NO", Courtney couldn't help but smirk. She couldn't believe her luck. At first, it had looked like she would be unfairly (at least in her eyes) voted off. Now, however, thanks to that Ezekiel, she just might be able to get him voted off. She was sure that she could then come up with a new plan before the next time the Bass came up for elimination. That is when Kim entered the room.
"So Kim," Courtney asked, "are you ready to go demand that the boys vote Ezekiel off."
"I'm not voting for Ezekiel, I'm voting for you."
"What," shouted Courtney with unrighteous fury, "don't tell me you don't think what he said was offensive."
"It was," admitted Kim, "but that doesn't mean I should place that in front of whether we win or not."
"Listen Kim," said Bridgette, trying to defuse the CIT, "what that guy said is everything that opposes what you are. The super hero who little girls look up. For many people, you're Wonder Woman. You show people girls can be just as strong, if not stronger than boys."
Kim gave a small laugh, "Look Bridgette, while I'm very flattered that you think I'm that special, I'm not. I just do what I do to save the world. Ron is with me everywhere I go, and in truth, he is always in more danger than I am. I've seen him charge through lasers lacking the natural agility that I posses. But that doesn't mean I don't find what Ezekiel said offensive. What I realize it that he was raised by, and I quote, "Freaky Prairie People." So I'm pretty sure he has no background with girls."
As Kim left the conversation at that, Courtney couldn't help but feel that her chance of survival had just slipped away.
(Campfire 8:30PM)
Chris came out with his usual sadistic smile as he looked at the team in front of him. He then held up a plate of Marshmallows. "Killer Bass," said Chris in overly dramatic fashion, "on Total Drama Island, Marshmallows represent life." Snickering overcame the Bass. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision; there are only 29 marshmallows here. One of you is going to walk the dock of shame and then ride the boat of loser's, hope you all chose wisely, because they can't come back, ever."
"First one goes to Geoff."
Geoff quickly retrieved his marshmallow.
"D.J."
D.J also went up.
"Bridgette, Tyler, Katie, Eva, Kim, Rick, Jack and Harold."
All the called campers had acquired their marshmallows.
"Sadie, Dib, Double D, Eddy, Courage, Stan, Kyle, Bender, and Homer."
Again the group of campers came up, this time the wonder twins screaming as they hugged each other.
"Ron, Jude, Wyatt, Jen, Ed, Morty, Grim, Duncan, and Peter."
When these campers came up, all that was left was Courtney and Ezekiel.
"Courtney, Ezekiel, one of you did not receive a marshmallow tonight. So one of you must leave here, forever."
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"What!" shouted an astonished Courtney as Ezekiel ran up to grab the sweet, "I can't believe you would choose the sexist over me? What did he ever do?"
"One very simple thing," said a slightly ticked off Geoff, "He jumped."
"I'll get you all back!" Courtney screamed as she was dragged to the boat by Chef and Chris.
"Can't say I'm surprised Dudette," commented Chris, "You were way to bossy."
As Courtney screamed from the boat, the Bass returned to their cabin.
Gwen: Yep, so far this camp still sucks, but hey, if I here already, I should probably try to win, right?
Cody raised a glass, "to the Screaming Gophers," he toasted.
"Gophers!" exclaimed Trent, Justin, Lindsey, Heather, Fry, Leela, Bojack, Caitlin and Jonesy as they sat in the hot tub.
"Go, Gophers, go Gophers," chanted Leshawna as she danced tauntingly at the returning Bass. She was soon joined by Owen, Noah, Cartman, Early, Billy, Meatwad, and surprisingly, Kenny. "Go gophers!"
"Hey," shouted an astonished Harold as he pointed at Kenny, "Aren't you dead?"
"Well apparently," said Trent from the hot tub, "Every time Kenny dies, he manages to revive himself just at 8 P.M. on his bed, so we really don't need to be to upset when he dies."
As Gwen watched the rather confused faces of the Bass, she noticed Geoff was walking off on his own. Gwen couldn't help but feel bad for the poor guy who had tried his hardest to rally the team. Gwen then decided for some reason that she didn't feel like partying, told the others good night, and went to sleep.
Geoff: I feel kinda mixed about tonight. I mean I didn't want to keep Courtney, but I didn't want to send anyone home. Well, all I can say is that we need to win some challenges so we don't have to go through this process that often.
AN: See you next chapter!
