Chris: last time on Total Drama Island. The campers all jumped, Spiderman appeared, and Kenny was killed. Eventually, the Gophers won the challenge, and after a few slight altercations, it was Courtney who was forced to walk the dock of shame.
Can the Bass rebound from last challenge?
Will Trent finally talk?
And will I finally get back at that goody two-shoe producer?
Find out next on Total Drama Island!
(Cue theme music)
Chris walked up to the Cabins, holding a megaphone, and then put an air horn behind it. He then pushed to button. The sound carried all through camp, there by waking up all of the campers.
"Man,'" muttered Leshawna, "It's seven in the morning, do I look like a farmer to you?"
As the campers were standing outside, Cody tried to touch Eva's mp3 player, which nearly resulted in him losing a finger.
As Chris walked up to the campers. "Hope you all slept well," Chris said, "because your next challenge begins in one minute."
"Um, excuse me," Owen said, "I'm not sure that's enough time to eat breakfast."
"Oh, you'll get breakfast Owen," Chris said while his sadistic smile grew in size, "As soon as you complete your twenty kilometer run around the island."
"Oh so your funny now?" growled Eva as she attempted to punch the host's lights out.
"Please Eva," said Kim soothingly, "get a hold of your temper."
Kim: Eva really needs to learn to control her anger; I mean she's already nearly choked Zeke to death.
The two sets of campers were preparing to run the lap. "Alright, runners," shouted Chris, "On your mark, get set, go!"
As the sun beat down on the campers, some were proving to be able to take the heat. Others were not so fortunate. Some like Owen and Homer were having trouble due to physical difficulty. Others, like Heather, were just being stubborn.
Heather: I don't run. And I defiantly don't run in high heels.
As Heather continued walking, she suddenly walked by Owen, who was lapping up water from a stream like dog. "Can't, catch, breath," panted Owen as he continued to drink from the stream, "Must have, Condition." He then collapsed into the water, unable to hold himself up any longer.
"Yeah," said an indignant Heather, "It's called over eating, look it up."
"Well what's your excuse," panted Leshawna as she leaned on a tree, "you skinny, annoying, whoo, to tired for insults."
Chris suddenly came by on his motor scooter. "Pick it up people," he shouted through the megaphone, "If you're not back by dinner time, you don't eat."
"I hate that guy so much," muttered Heather as she began to walk again. When she began to walk, she walked right over the exhausted Owen, who was unable to lift himself up in defense.
Several of the more athletic campers (D.J., Trent, Duncan, etc.) were sitting down in the mess hall, waiting for the stragglers to arrive. Of those who were there, some were completely tired out, while others, like Geoff, appeared to be fine. Chris was spending his time filing his nails while they waited for the other campers. Owen then barged in with Noah apparently unconscious on his shoulder.
"Clear a table stat!" shouted Owen as he then threw Noah down on the nearest table. Owen then began to attempt to revive the egghead. Leshawna was the nest member to arrive.
"Oh," she said, "We made it."
"Darn it Harold!" Duncan shouted at the nerd, who was the last to arrive, "because of you, we lost the challenge."
Harold answered, "I think I'm having heart palpations."
"Wait a minute," Gwen said, as what Duncan said dawned on her, "If they lost, that means we won." The entire Gopher team let out a cheer, even Noah who had apparently been faking his unconscious state.
"Whoa there," said Chris with his same sadistic smile, "hold your horse's guys. That wasn't the challenge."
"What did he just say?" asked a shocked Nikki.
"Who's," Chris shouted as a curtain was pulled away, thus revealing a feast that would cause even royalty to drool, "Hungry?
Gwen: After a week of eating nothing but brown slop, I almost cried when I saw the buffet.
Owen: And then I saw it, the buffet table! It had turkey, and applesauce, and maple syrup, and baked beans and… I need a moment. (Cries tears of joy)
Double D: Perhaps I should save a few things for the refrigerator.
Dib: I need to convince everybody that Zim is an alien, or else who knows what will happen?
Ezekiel: I kind of think I'm on thin ice, eh.
After the entirety of the feast had been eaten, or moved to the fridge, the sounds of campers complaining about full stomachs began to sound. Chris then jumped out, while still holding a megaphone, and began to address the campers.
"Okay campers, are you ready for the next challenge!"
"I thought eating was the challenge," said Owen through still stuffed cheeks.
"What more do you want from us," said Gwen as she held her swollen stomach.
"Weird Goth Girl is right," Heather said, also holding her stomach, "Haven't we been through enough."
"Let me think about that," Chris said sarcastically, "NO! It's time for the Awake-a-thon!"
"The what-a-thon," questioned a tired Ed.
"Don't worry," said Chris, sadistically, "This is an easy one. The team with the last camper standing wins invincibility."
"So," said Gwen, "what you're saying is that the run and the feast were just to a part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake during the real challenge."
"That's right Gwen," shouted Chris happily.
"Man he's good," said Gwen angrily, and Leshawna couldn't help but nod her head in agreement.
"Move, move!" shouted Chris as the campers went to the campfire pit to be watched. Trent then walked up to Gwen.
"How long do you think it will be before everyone is out cold," Trent asked.
"About an hour, give or take, "replied Gwen before looking at the completely exhausted Owen, "maybe less."
(12 hours)
"Were now twelve hours into the challenge," said Chris in a quiet voice, "and all fifty-nine campers are still wide awake." While most campers appeared to be dead men, and women, walking, Owen was excitedly bouncing around like nothing was going on."
"Wahoo!" shouted Owen, "stay awake for twelve hours; I can do that in my sleep. Wahoo!"
In light of poetic justice, Owen was the first to fall to the ground in an unconscious thud.
Gwen: The awake-a-thon was defiantly the hardest and most brutal thing I have ever had to go through.
Ezekiel: I didn't really think it was that hard. I mean I've worked my whole life on a farm, so I don't really need much sleep.
As an exhausted Nikki hit the ground, thus taking the Gopher's number down to twenty-eight, Gwen commented to Trent, "This is the most boring thing I have ever done in my life."
"Ah, come on," said Trent, "It could be worse."
"How?"
"I could be stuck here without you to talk to," answered Trent, which caused Gwen to blush.
Andrew: I decided I would take advantage of the coffee craze that effects all teens to make the challenge move faster. And yes, I'm allowed in here. I also know that Chris is trying to get back at me, so I don't plan on taking my eyes off him.
"Who wants coffee!" shouted Andrew as he carried in four cups of the hot liquid.
"Give me that!" shouted Fry as he grabbed two cups of Coffee and began to chug them. Andrew then handed out the other cups to Jonesy and Trent.
"Don't worry," Trent said to Gwen, "I'll give you some after I've had a few sips." As Trent and Jonesy took the first few sips, Gwen suddenly smelled something weird about the coffee.
"What's in the coffee?" she asked as Andrew turned to her, a smile attached to his face that reminded her of a certain host.
"Oh milk, sugar, powder," as soon as he said this, Jonesy and Trent suddenly spat out as much coffee as possible, but it was too late. Both hit the ground in seconds, soon followed by Fry who had already drank two cups of the concoction.
"No Trent," begged Gwen, "don't leave me with these idiots." As the three were dragged away, Heather then began to examine her still standing teammates.
Heather: So, my strategy is to get four other campers to form an alliance with me, and take to the final five. The only question is who. I mean at least one of them should be competent enough to be able to strategize with me.
"What are you doing?" asked Gwen to Lindsey, who was standing on her head.
"Trying to get the blood to flow to my head," said Lindsey.
"Oh can I try?" asked Beth, who wanted to be friends with Lindsey.
"I heard that totally works," said Caitlin, who was lonely now that she was the only member of her friends on her team who was still conscious.
"Idiots," mumbled a rather ticked off Mandy.
"Perfect," said Heather as she looked at the four girls interact, "Lindsey, Beth, Caitlin, Mandy, could you come over here for a second."
"Okay," whispered Heather to her planned alliance mates, "I have a plan to get myself and four other people to the Final five, and I chose you guys." As Beth, Lindsey, and Caitlin seemed excited by the prospect, Mandy gave a harsh eye to Heather as the others walked away.
When the other three were out of earshot, Mandy said, "I can understand getting those idiots in your alliance, but just so you now, I will not give into nearly as many demands as they will."
"Oh I know," Heather replied, "but I chose you because I will need at least some intelligent conversation in this alliance." As she said this, Mandy couldn't help but mentally smile, (she would never let a real one cross her face) at the thought of forcing Grim to be her slave forever. While Mandy was thinking this, Heather was reprimanding Lindsey for talking about the possibility of her dating Tyler.
Lindsey: Heather said I couldn't date him, she never said I couldn't like him.
"I'm going to the bathroom," said Eva as she put her headphones in her pocket. As she walked by Heather, the princess noticed that Eva had dropped her mp3. Heather then nonchalantly went over and picked up the music machine, and returned to her seat.
"Isn't that Eva's mp3 player?" asked Lindsey, as she and the other alliance members took notice of the music device in Heathers hand.
"Yep," replied Heather cunningly, as she pocketed said device.
"Well," asked Lindsey, "Isn't that going to make her really mad when she realizes it's gone?"
"That's exactly what I'm counting on," said Heather evilly as a crafty smirk adorned her face. Mandy quickly realized what Heather was talking about, and though she still didn't smile, she did give her approval.
Mandy: This Heather is my kind of girl. I mean she may be all queen bee, but she is a cunning strategist. I also look forward to being her downfall.
(24 hours)
At the mark of the first day being done, several campers had dropped out, and both teams now had fewer than 30 members. The gophers currently possessed twenty one conscious campers, as Owen, Nikki, Fry, Jonesy, Trent, Izzy, Billy, Shake, and Stewie had now fallen asleep. On the Bass, there were twenty four members, who were still standing, as Katie, Sadie, Eddy, Stan, Kyle and Wyatt had also fallen asleep. Of all the campers, it was Zim who was apparently least affected by sleep deprivation. His eyes had not even closed or even blinking. Dib was also wide awake; as he had promised himself that he would stay awake longer than Zim.
"Congratulations campers," said a well rested Chris, "you have made it to the twenty-four hour mark. Time to kick things up a notch." Chris then pulled a blanket off a pile of books, as Chef, dressed up like a sheep, walked up next to him. The books were, as fate would happen to have it, all fairy tales.
"Oh he cannot be serious," said a distraught Gwen, as Chris began to read the rather boring tale. The tale had the desired effect, as many campers' eyes began to grow heavy. Cartman, who was still awake, attempted to dig under one of the seats. Brian, who was still rather awake, noticed this.
"What the hell are you doing?" Brian asked the fat boy, just as he pulled a box out from under the stump.
"Well ya see," explained Cartman, "on the first day, I dug under here and put a box of candy under this stump, just incase of an emergency. Glad I did, cause now I have a way to stay a-Oh shit not that fucking thing again!" as Cartman screamed, the Sloppy Joe monster jumped from the box, attaching itself to Cartman's face. As his screams echoed across the island, Cartman ran over to the side of a boulder. He then began to continually bash his head against it. This eventually caused the creature to let go and make another great escape, but it was too late for Cartman. He had already knocked himself out with the repeated blows to the head.
For some reason, The Dance of the Sugarplum was heard in the background as Chef began to dance around in a pink tutu. The even stranger thing was that when Chef danced, he was apparently spreading magic dust that caused people to get sleepy. As it turned out, it was D.J. that succumbed to the dust, thus causing the tree he had tied himself to, to fall. This, unfortunately for the Gophers, caused him to land on Kenny, thus killing the parka wearing boy, thus eliminating him from the competition.
"ZZZZZ-Oh my God-ZZZ-they killed Kenny-ZZZZZZ," snored Stan, who even though he was asleep, somehow knew when to say the line.
"ZZZZZ-You-ZZZZZ-Bastards-ZZZZ,' Kyle also said completely in sync with his unconscious friend.
(40 hours)
Both teams had taken major hits during this period, as both teams were now under 20 members. The Gophers were now down to thirteen members, as Meatwad, Frylock, Bart, Cartman, Kenny, Leshawna, Cody, and Noah had all fallen asleep. The Bass were affected even more dramatically, as they were down to fourteen members, as Courage, Double D, Jude, Jen, Ron, Kim, Bridgette, D.J., Tyler, and finally Geoff had succumb to the exhausting conditions that they had gone through.
Heather then attempted to move along her alliance plans. "We should talk strategy," she said to Lindsey, who she nudged.
Lindsey was so tired that all she was unable to give any reply other than an exhausted, "huh," before she fell, asleep, to the ground behind her stump.
"Beth," as Heather said this, Beth also could be seen asleep, as could Mandy and Caitlin. Heather suddenly realized she was the only member of her alliance to still be in the challenge.
Gwen continued to try to stay awake by any means possible. This mostly meant doodling Chris and Chef in horrible situations in her sketchbook. Just as she finished one involving Chris being eaten by an elephant, she noticed that for some reason, Owen's clothes were lying abandoned. She then looked over to the woods, and she was shocked to see a naked Owen walking into the woods.
Owen: Did I mention that I sleep walk after I eat baked beans.
Gwen, in an attempt to forget the horrible sight she had just seen, began to look at what remained of the campers. Heather was looking incredibly tired, and she smirked at how mad the queen bee must be since she has not put on any make up in several days. Zim, who she was sure was an alien, had still yet to blink. Brian was looking dog tired, no pun intended, and Justin had not even sat down. She then stood up and went over to Justin, hoping to learn his secret.
"Look at him;" Gwen said to the remaining contestants, "he's like a statue." Gwen then touched Justin, only for Justin to open his eyes. Eva had seen what had just occurred.
"Hey, he's cheating, he painted his eyes, I saw it!"
"No way," laughed Chris, "I gotta see this." Chris then ran up to Justin and examined his eyelids. Chris the exclaimed, "that's wicked awesome dude, but unfortunately, you're still out dude." Justin then frowned as he walked to the loser area.
While these events took place, Owen had some how joined a group of salmon after falling in a river. Currently, he was somehow climbing up a waterfall. Apparently not even the laws of gravity can keep that camper down.
(85 hours)
Some how, a few of the campers had been able to stay awake for 85 hours. For the Gophers, it was Zim, Gwen, and Heather. For the Bass, it was Jack, Duncan, Rick, Ezekiel, Eva, and Dib. As Dib finally began to feel he would lose to his nemesis, he heard something. It sounded like snoring. He suddenly looked at Zim, and realized that even though his eyes were open, he was snoring. In one quick motion, Dib rushed up to Zim, and somehow grabbed the eyes. Dib then pulled, and the eye came out, or off would be a better term. Zim slept through the whole thing. Suddenly, one was able to see that Zim's eyes were indeed closed. Suddenly everyone realized that Zim had indeed cheated, while his luck was good, Dib also pulled at Zim's hair, pulling it off with less ease than the eye, so it woke Zim up.
"What?" questioned Zim, whose real eye color was pure red, and without his wig, he possessed two antennas.
"Well," said a rather freaked out Chris, "looks like Zim is not only out, but that Dib was right about him being an alien."
"Ha!" laughed Dib as Zim was forced to the loser circle. His joy was short lived however, because he soon fell asleep.
Dib: I told you he was an alien, I am not crazy. Wahoo!
"Come on will you fall asleep already!" shouted Chris at the exhausted campers, he then shouted at the losers, "Alright, if you slept, go take a shower, you stink. The rest of you come up here."
As the remaining campers trudged to the front, Chris took a cup of coffee before addressing them, "I didn't want it to come to this-."
"Yes you did," shouted Andrew from a distance, causing Chris to scowl.
"As I was saying," continued Chris, "I even told Chef that last night. I said 'I didn't want it to come to this, but these campers are tough damn it.' So I was forced to find the most boring activity imaginable."
Gwen: Oh what now, you know what, bring it on.
Chris then pulled out a rather large book. "The History of Canada," said Chris, "a pop-up book, chapter one, the beaver, national symbol, and a "Dam" fine hat."
The remaining campers all groaned in annoyance at the horrible joke the host had made.
Speaking of Beavers, a group of Beavers was currently using Owen as part of their own dam. Since he was sleeping, he really didn't care.
Soon, after only one chapter, Heather and Eva had fallen asleep and Duncan having fallen asleep on the can after going to the washrooms, leaving Gwen as the last member of the Gophers to face off against Jack, Rick, and Ezekiel of the Bass. Gwen realized that if she was to have any chance, she would have to find away to tire out her competition.
"Hey," said Gwen, "don't you guys miss your beds, all comfy and warm."
"Well," said Ezekiel, "I always sleep on a straw bed, so it's really uncomfortable."
"I haven't slept in a bed for so long," said Jack adding his own two cents, "I have to say that the bunks are actually quite comfy."
"And I'm already drunk as piss to care enough either way," said Rick.
"Aw come on guys," pleaded Gwen, "beds are great. You sleep in your own beds, with clean sheets, a warm blanket, and a (yawn) comfy mattress." As soon as she finished the sentence, Gwen fell asleep because of her own trap. When Chris saw this, he held up Jack's, Rick's, and Ezekiel's arms and declared them the victors.
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All however, was not right with the Bass team.
(Bass)
"Ahhhh!" screamed Eva as she threw stuff out of the cabin. The rest of the campers were so scared, they refused to go in and help her. "Where is my Mp3 player," she shouted, "No one leaves until I get it back, I need my music." She then threw a book, which just barely missed Harold.
"Okay," said Kim, "who ever has her mp3 player better give it up now before she destroys the whole camp."
"Hey guys," Heather said cheerfully, "what's going on?"
"Some one stole Eva's mp3 player," Jen explained as she pointed to the cabin where Eva was still searching.
"You don't mean this do you," said Heather, showing them the mp3 she had knowingly stolen, "I was wondering who it belonged to. I found it by the campfire pit, you must have dropped it."
"Oh thank you," said Eva as she grabbed her mp3 player as her campmates looked at her in disgust.
Heather: even though she won't be voted off this time, the split I caused will probably hurt their team in the future.
Bridgette: Eva better be glad that we won the challenge, cause I would have voted her rage-aholic butt off this island.
Gwen: It was obvious when the gophers arrived who would be voted off the island.
"Okay Gophers," said Chris, "you guys lost the challenge today, so now you have to vote one of our own off. And they can never come back. Ever!"
"So, the first marshmallow goes to, Gwen."
Gwen caught her marshmallow.
"Owen."
Chris threw a marshmallow, but no one was there to grab it.
"Hey, you guys seen Owen." When a resounding no was given, Chris couldn't' help but wonder where the big guy was.
Owen, after a long adventure, had finally stopped sleep walking. Unfortunately, he had stopped in front of Sasquatch's cave, which angered the mythical beast greatly. Before he knew it, Owen was traveling Air Bigfoot all the way to his cabin, where he landed in his bed, completely safe.
"Well, the next marshmallows go to Cartman, Kenny, Trent, Cody, and Heather."
All five, including Kenny, caught their marshmallows. Chris was still a little weirded out by Kenny's deaths but he learned that he would have to go with the flow.
"After them, are Jonesy, Nikki, Caitlin, Shake, and Frylock."
Like those before them, these campers caught their sweets without a word.
"Brian, Stewie, Bart, Noah, Justin, and Bojack."
They all also caught their marshmallows.
"Izzy, Mandy, Lindsey, Beth, Meatwad, and Leshawna."
These final six caught their marshmallows, thus leaving only two campers without the treats. Surprisingly, the two seemed without pressure, as Billy was sticking his finger in his ear, and Zim, (who did not posses his disguise), seemed to be laughing to himself.
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"Yeah!" shouted Billy as a marshmallow landed in his mouth.
"What!" shouted a shocked Zim, "You cannot do this to the almighty Zim!"
"Dude," said Chris, "what did you expect, you're an alien."
"No!" screamed Zim as he was dragged to the Boat of Losers.
"Um?" asked a confused Brian, "what exactly will happen to him?"
"We have to wait until the show's done," said Andrew, "but once it's over we will turn him over to the proper authorities to be tested in painful experiments." The Gophers took this as a sign that everything would go well, all except one camper.
Stewie: I will have to destroy this alien before the government can use his technology to stifle my plans for World Domination.
Geoff: would you believe our reward is thirty bags of chips, twenty cases of soda, and a boom box. We can finally have that party we all wanted.
As the Gophers were walking back to their cabin, Geoff was looking out the window at them. He couldn't help but remember how bad it felt when the Bass had lost their challenge. 'So,' he thought to himself, 'why not cheer them up.'
"Hey guys," Geoff shouted at the Gophers, who turned around to see look at him, "we have plenty of extra chips and soda, why don't you come over and party!"
The Gophers all quickly agreed, and before they knew it, the Killer Bass Party had grown to include the entire camp, other than Owen and Duncan, who were still asleep, the later because the sleeping Drug had still not had enough time to work out of his system.
Gwen: I thought it was nice how Geoff invited us over, nearly as nice as what Trent said earlier. But Geoff did it for all of us, including Heather, who did insult him, so he seems like a really nice guy.
Geoff: I can't believe Zim was an alien, guess that goes to show that sometimes you should judge a book by its cover. Oh, especially if that cover has a story summary, that really does give you a good idea of what's going to occur in the book.
AN: Hope you enjoyed!
