Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, The campers were forced to endure a sleeping challenge. While that occurred, we tortured them with sleeping powder, fairy tales, and a pop up book about the history of Canada. In the end, MVC Ezekiel beat Gwen to give the Bass their first victory. The real action though, was happening at the Bass Cabin, as Eva freaked out about losing her mp3 player. It was in fact, taken by Heather, who was attempting to cause a rift in the Bass team. In the end, it was Zim who walked the dock of shame, as the campers just couldn't stand the alien.
Who will break the rules of their new alliance?
Will Gwen be able to stay awake until the end of the episode?
And who will take the next ride on the boat of losers?
Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet. All here tonight, on Total Drama Island.
(Cue theme song)
Most of the campers seemed quite wide awake and happy as they sat in the mess hall. Though for some reason the Bass appeared to be more tired than the Gophers. In particular was resting his head against the table.
"Duncan," said Chris, "You look like crap dude."
"Stuff it," replied Duncan, before laying his head down again. Kim then turned to Chris.
"Harold snored all night," she explained.
"Man, ninety hours without sleep," said Chris, "So how much pain are you in dude?"
"Wanna to find out?" growled Duncan as he held up a fist to the host.
"No, no it's cool," Chris said nervously.
As Harold walked in, it was shown that he was the victim of an unfortunate prank by Duncan. A mustache had been drawn on his face, and everyone snickered at him. The last camper to arrive was Gwen, who looked like she had been run over by a truck. As they sat down, Heather quickly turned to her alliance members.
"Let's go over the rules one more time," Heather said to her allies, "number one, I'm the captain of the alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two-"
"Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance," completed Lindsey as Heather smiled.
"Good," said Heather before continuing, "number three, I can touch your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits."
The other members of the alliance, even Mandy, looked uncomfortable now. "I don't now about that last rule," said Caitlin.
"That's cool," Heather said with a small smile, "I can also find someone else to take to the final five with me." The other members of the alliance except Mandy quickly shook their heads in fear.
"Okay campers," said Chris as he walked into the room, "your next challenge begins in ten minutes. And be prepared to bring it."
The campers were standing in a clear plastic room, with a hard wood floor. As Duncan walked in however, he just laid down on the bleacher. When the other campers looked at him questioningly, he growled, "Wake me up, and it will be the last thing you ever do."
As Chef, who was in a referee outfit, blew a whistle, Chris began to explain the challenge. "Today's challenge is the classic game," he held up a red ball, "of dodge-ball."
"No please!" screamed Double D as he dived behind Geoff, "I will not play this accursed game," Double D then appeared to enter a trance, "so many red balls, they're everywhere."
As everyone looked shocked at what happened, Eddy explained, "One time at school, we were playing dodge-ball, and everyone on his side had been knocked out, and the other side all aimed for him, and several of the balls hit him in the nuts." All the male campers felt a sudden pang of sympathy for the sock-hat boy.
Courage: Oh man, I hate dodgeball too. Especially after I was almost blown up in the last game I played.
"The first rule," continued Chris, "of dodgeball is-"
"Do not talk about dodgeball," interjected Noah, as several others laughed.
"As I was saying," continued Chris, not losing his smile, "if you get hit with a ball, you're out." He suddenly threw the ball at Kim, who caught it easily.
"And if you catch a ball," continued Kim, interrupting the host again, "the thrower is out and the catcher can bring in one person form their team."
"Wow," said Noah sarcastically, "Throwing balls, another mentally challenging task."
"I know, right," said Lindsey, who wasn't sarcastic at all.
"Okay," said Chris throwing a ball to Geoff, "try to hit me." Chef then handed the sadist another ball. "You can use another ball to deflect a ball that is thrown at you."
"So," asked Lindsey, still somehow confused, "What do I do when a ball comes at me?"
Geoff took the opportunity to try to Chris, while Chris explained to Lindsey, "You dodge," as Chris deflected Geoff's ball, there by hitting Lindsey in the face.
"Ooh," winced Chris, "You were supposed to dodge."
"Ow," said Lindsey, before taking her hand off her fore head, thus revealing a giant welt, "right."
"You have one minute to decide who the first seven on the court art," said Chris, "Choose wisely."
"Alright," said Heather, "who wants to sit out the first round with sleeping beauty here."
"Alright," said Noah with fake reluctance, "I'll sit out. Now let's see you keeners get out their and dodge."
Gophers: Cartman, Lindsey, Owen, Cody, Kenny, Leshawna
Bass: Tyler, Harold, Stan, Eva, D.J., and Katie
"Bring it on fishies," said Heather, "other wise winning won't be as satisfying."
"Oh," said a shocked Tyler, "were gonna win, were going to have our cake, and eat it to." The rest of the bass groaned at the stupid pun he made.
"What an idiot," said Bender.
"Okay campers," said Chris, "best of five games wins. Now let's dodge some balls."
As chef blew the whistle, Cody threw a ball at Tyler, who dodged it. Tyler then glared at the computer nerd, who nervously smiled at the jock. Tyler then began to spin around like a top, allowing him to throw an incredibly fast ball. Unfortunately, the ball instead went to the side lines, hitting Sadie in the face. Chris, with his still sadistic smile present, said, "That will smear the make up." Owen then charged down the court, ball in hand, and threw the ball so hard it knocked Tyler all the way into the wall.
"Ow! Darn it," moaned Tyler as he held his stomach. Chef then blew the whistle, signifying that Tyler was out. Many on the Gopher bench cheered, except Noah, who was still reading his book.
"Time to unleash my wicked skills," said Harold as he threw the ball. The ball barely passed half court. Leshawna picked up the ball, and like Tyler before him, Harold soon became very closely acquainted to the clear back wall.
"And that's how we roll!" shouted Leshawna as the Gophers applauded.
Stan then picked up a ball and threw it. "Can some one tell me what I'm supposed to do with this again," said Lindsey with a ball, only for her to be floored by the ball Stan threw. As the Bass cheered for Stan, Lindsey looked up and saw Tyler wave at her. When she waved back, Heather saw their interaction; she threw the ball at Tyler, and hit him in the balls. As Tyler moaned in pain, Chef called foul and ejected Heather. Cartman then realized that they were tied, and shouted at Stan.
"Well what do you know," said Cartman, "Faggot boy has got some game!"
"Dude!" shouted Stan, "I'm not Gay!"
"Then why do you always hang out with Kahl?" said the fat boy mockingly. When Stan threw his ball to hit Cartman, Owen caught it. Stan was forced out and Gwen was brought in. However, as soon as she walked in, D.J. threw a ball at Owen, who ducked, thus causing the ball to hit Gwen. When D.J. tried to apologize, Gwen instead thanked him.
"Were losing!" shouted an irritated Eva, "just hand me the ball and I'll win this thing."
Eva did indeed grab a ball, and she chucked it so hard that it was like a cannon ball. Not too surprisingly, it hit Kenny, crushing him against the wall. As blood splattered out from the parka, everyone was disgusted.
"Oh my God!" said Stan, "She killed Kenny!"
"You Bastard!" shouted Kyle.
Eva, as punishment for killing Kenny, was pulled out of the game. Many campers look infuriated with the buff girl.
Kim: Eva really needs to control her temper, just imagine if it wasn't Kenny that got hit.
Stan: I'm not gay; I and Kyle are just best friends. And beside, I have a girlfriend, or, I used to at least.
It had come down to the final two on both sides, for the Gophers, it was Cody and Leshawna, and for the Bass, it was D.J. and Katie. Katie and D.J. both threw their balls at Leshawna, thus taking her out. That only left Cody.
Cody, in desperation, began to spin the ball, and then, after doing some rough estimates in his head, threw the ball. It went right past D.J., only to come back and hit him in the rump.
Chris couldn't help but comment on the throw, "That is one tough ball to dodge!"
Cody, now smiling deviously, began to rub the ball repeatedly against his shirt, thus creating static electricity. He then threw the ball, which began to chase Katie around. After several seconds of running away, Katie hit the back wall, and the ball bounced into her, thus giving the Gophers the win in the first match.
"Come on guys," said Harold, "If we give it our best, and believe in ourselves, we will win this challenge."
"Yeah, I believe you suck!" shouted Eva.
"Yeah, you throw like a girl," said Tyler, before all the girls on the team turned to look at him with angry faces.
Bridgette: Looks like Zeke isn't the only one who has some sexist views.
Ezekiel: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
"You should talk," said Kim accusingly.
"It was a warm up throw," said Tyler reassuringly, "look I can dominate this game, just give all the balls to me and we will win."
"Alright Noah," said an irritated Heather, "Your up."
"You know you guys did such an awesome job," Noah said in a rather insincere manner, "That I don't want to mess up your mojo." Heather looked incredulously at the book worm.
As the round began, it was Tyler, Jude, Bridgette, Katie, Sadie and Wyatt for the Bass, and Lindsey, Bojack, Leela, Owen, Trent, and Izzy for the Gophers. For some reason, Tyler was holding all four balls four the Bass. Tyler then began to spin like a top again. When he released the balls this time, they hit Chef, nearly hit Chris and the benched Gophers, and also slammed Lindsey in the face. While most of the Bass were happy with Tyler finally hitting someone, Tyler, surprisingly wasn't.
He rushed over to the downed girl, who asked him, "Tyler, how does my face look?" Her face currently had three giant welts covering it.
"Um, it looks good," said Tyler, trying to hide the obvious from the girl, "yeah, you can barely notice." As Tyler said this, Trent came up and hit him with a ball, thus taking him out of the competition. Tyler didn't care, as he then asked if Lindsey would like to go on a walk.
When asked this, Lindsey thought to herself, 'half to say no, have to say no,' before replying, "Okay!"
As Heather was chiding out Lindsey for being with Tyler, Owen became enraged at the injury to so many of his teammates. With a cry of "Game On," Owen grabbed all the balls on the Gopher side, and in quick succession, knocked out Sadie, Katie, Wyatt, Bridgette, and Jude. Jude's defeat; was particularly brutal. So brutal, in fact, that Chris some how showed an instant replay of it, several times.
The Gophers cheered for Owen as he returned to the bench. Owen, who was surprised by his own outburst, said, "I don't know what got into me."
Heather, who suddenly became angry, growled, "I'm glad someone is trying today." She was talking to Noah, who suddenly realized that the team was angry at him, let out a fake cheer, in an attempt, at least in his own mind, to appease the team.
Geoff: I don't mind what Tyler did. He was trying his hardest. Plus, sometimes people do crazy things for love. Noah on the other hand, that guy is too much like Courtney for his own good.
"Hey fishies," taunted Heather, "how does it feel to realize that you're sending some one home tonight?" The Bass realized that their situation was desperate.
"Okay guys," said Geoff, "We need someone strong, someone mean, someone who will crush those darn gophers into the dirt!" All the members of the Bass looked at Duncan's sleeping form.
After several seconds of contemplation, D.J. said, "Nuh uh, no way, if we wake him up, he'll kill us."
"No," said Grim, "he wants to win this too, and he won't kill us, only wail on us so bad that we will be attached to a feeding tube for the rest of our miserable lives."
While this actually scared most of the Bass more, Harold agreed with Grim. He said, "I agree with Grim, we need Duncan's fierceness to win this challenge."
"That's the spirit," said Grim nodding his head, "now go wake him up."
"Why me?" asked a now fearful Harold.
"Are you kidding," said a near hysterical Grim, "If I wake him up, he'll kill me. Good luck though!"
"Plus," said Stan, "Out all of us, you're the most expendable one besides Morty."
"Okay, ouch." said Morty.
"Look," said Geoff, "theirs gotta be a way that we can wake Duncan up without getting to close to them. I have an idea. I heard in History that Teddy Roosevelt always said, 'speak softly, and carry a big stick.' "
The Bass did indeed follow Teddy's advice. They did stay completely silent, and they did indeed now possess a vey large stick, which they were attempting to poke Duncan with. They eventually did wake him up, by accidently sticking the stick in Duncan's nose. Duncan then grabbed then grabbed the stick and snapped it in half.
Harold: (sarcastically) Thanks Teddy. Gosh!
Duncan then rushed up to Harold. "You better have a real good reason for sticking this up my nose nerd." Before Duncan could permanently damage Harold's face, Geoff jumped between the two.
"Look," said the annoyed Cowboy, "Were down two-to-nothing. I can appreciate that you need some sleep after that last challenge, but we need your help."
"Oh, and why should I help you all," said a rather smug Duncan.
'Because I'll freeze you solid if you don't," Rick threatened as he pointed his ray gun at the punk's forehead, making him sweat in fear.
"And also I can personally guarantee that you, not Harold, not Tyler, not Morty, not even Eva, but you will be going home tonight," said Geoff before adding a curt, "punk!"
Duncan glared a moment at the party boy before sighing. "Alright," Duncan said reluctantly, "I'll play. On one condition, you do what I say, when I say it."
Geoff smiled as he and the rest of the Bass nodded their heads, amazed at the courage of their leader had shown in the face of certain doom.
D.J.: I got to tell ya, Geoff and Rick are so much braver than I am. They both stood up to Duncan like it was nothing.
Grim: I like this Geoff. He is about as annoyingly happy as Billy, but he lacks the completely apparent stupidity. I mean, most people don't smile when I walk up to them, but he treats me like every one else. (Begins to cry) He is such a good person.
Jack: I must say, Geoff does know when to lead. We needed someone to get Duncan to work with us, or else we would have been completely annihilated.
Heather: Geoff is definitely a threat. Maybe I should steal his hat. He might go bonkers like Eva did.
Gwen: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"Okay," said Duncan, addressing, his teammates, "Here's a strategy that I picked up in my first visit to Juvie. It's called rush the new guy."
XzZZZzttX
This time, the Bass members who were out on the court were D.J., Geoff, Kim, Jack, Ezekiel, and Duncan. For the Gophers, there was Izzy, Owen, Cartman, Fry, Beth, and Jonesy. When Chef blew the whistle for this round, the Bass quickly dodged several balls sent by the Gophers, before all six the members grabbed a ball.
All of the Bass quickly locked their sights on Owen. In one great barrage of red rubber, Owen was taken out of the competition, as the remaining Gophers stared in fear of the onslaught caused by the Bass's new strategy.
In quick succession, Leshawna, Cartman, Fry, Beth, and Jonesy were all eliminated from the challenge. This left Izzy as the only member of the Gophers left. Izzy, however, was greatly angered by the way the Bass were already celebrating. She suddenly grabbed a ball.
"No one messes with Izzy Kaleidoscope Fitz-Patrick!" shouted Izzy as she suddenly threw the ball in her hands, hitting Kim and taking the secret agent out of the challenge.
The Bass, shocked by this, grabbed the balls on their side and threw another salvo. Just as it appeared that Izzy was done for, she pirouetted out of the way of the on coming red balls of doom. As all the campers, Chef and Chris looked in shock at her gracefulness; Izzy grabbed another ball, and with pinpoint accuracy, nailed Ezekiel in the stomach. As the prairie boy walked to the sideline, the Bass prepared for another volley.
"Dude," said a nervous Geoff, "Are you sure this will work. She already dodged it once."
"Beginner's luck," explained Duncan before he felt an ominous presence in the room. Duncan then turned to the Gopher side of the court, not believing what he was seeing. For some odd reason, Izzy's whole body was covered in a shadow. All that was showing was two glowing yellow eyes, and a slightly more insane version of Chris's sadistic smile.
"Oh Duncan," Izzy said in a sickingly sweet voice, "your NEXT!" As Izzy shouted these words, somehow a giant fireball appeared behind her, giving her the appearance of a person who controlled the fiery forces of hell. It was possibly Geoff who phrased the thought of all those who saw this occurrence best.
"You're so totally, fucked dude!"
Duncan's only reply was to wet his pants.
Andrew: In case you're wondering, the reason I wasn't here today was because I was buying the St. Louis Battering Rams football team. Glad I picked this week too, I don't want to know what was so awful that it caused Chef and Chris to have to sleep with a night light for three straight days.
As the next group of the Bass's balls sailed by, Izzy dodged it matrix style. As the campers were continually stunned by Izzy's flexibility, Izzy picked up two balls, and threw them. The first hit Duncan in the face, causing him to have a bloody nose, due to his piercings. It was the second ball that did the true damage, as it was well aimed enough to hit Duncan in the place where no man wants to be hit. Let us all pray for the souls of those poor unborn children.
Heather: Glad psycho horse beast switched to our team, or I honestly don't think any of us would survive.
Grim: that girl even put the fear of death in me.
Rick: Jesus Christ, that girl's a fucking psycho and that's saying a lot coming from me.
Cartman: (eating out of box of crackers) Did you see her, all devil like and stuff- I mean she was like all-(suddenly stops, looks in box and screams as the Sloppy Joe monster came out and attached itself to his face again) get it off me, get it off me! GET IT THE FUCK OFF ME!
Gwen: (blood, presumably from Cartman and monster completely cover the Out house where the Cam is) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Izzy: How crazy was that huh! I just sometimes like to take my anger I build up out on people! This kind of thing runs in my family, like genius intellect, and psycho therapy! Hey, why is there all this blood in here?
As Duncan was carried to the sideline, Geoff, D.J., and Jack all formed a huddle. "Look," said Geoff, "we need a plan, or Izzy will do to us what no man wants done to them." They all cringed at the thought of what happened to Duncan. "So do either of you have any ideas."
"Give up and call it a day?" asked D.J. hopefully. He then looked embarrassed as Geoff glared at him.
"I have an idea," said Jack before whispering his plan to the others, who began to smirk.
"Come on," whined Izzy as she stood, waiting to begin another cycle of dodge, throw, and beat the crap out of who ever you hit.
The Bass lined up like they had before and exactly like before, they threw the balls together at the wild girl. When Izzy dodged again, the Bass groaned as she prepared to pick up another ball. As she bent down to pick it up however, she heard a whizzing sound. When she looked up to see what was going on, a rubber ball plastered her in the face.
"Dude," asked Kyle, who was shocked, "what in the hell did you just do?"
"You see my young friend," explained Jack, "I tricked Izzy into thinking we had used up all the balls on our side, and then, when she wasn't looking, I hit her with a ball I hid behind my back."
"Not bad," said Izzy as Chef gave the victory to the Bass, "but I just have one thing to say to you," Izzy then frowned and shouted, "CURSE YOU SAMURAI JACK!"
Izzy: Looks like Izzy found herself a new rival. And seriously, what is this stuff, (she licks the wall) defiantly blood, mixed with (Pauses with a confused look) Chef's Sloppy Joe mix?
Noah, who had missed the whole match, thus luckily avoiding a large amount of mental scaring, began to chide his teammates. "Come on," he said, "pick it up people." He was answered with Izzy glaring at him in her Demon Form. This allowed Noah to receive his daily recommended amounts of mental scarring.
On the other side of the court, Harold had again been rebuffed for a position of the playing team. While Geoff comforted the geek, the next set of campers went out to meet the opponents on the court. This time both Jack and Izzy were resting as well, so both could be saved up for the final match.
"Okay," said a ticked off Heather, "not that Noah, here cares, but we can't lose another match. Wait a minute," she said as she looked around, "where is Lindsey?"
As Heather searched for Lindsey, she eventually came to the dock, where a canoe was lying on the side. When she heard giggling, Heather looked over the side, and was shocked to see Tyler and Lindsey sitting together.
"This is so against the rules," said Heather as Lindsey looked up at her.
"I'm sorry," said Lindsey fearfully, "I didn't mean it."
"Hey," said Tyler in a defensive fashion, "Why don't you just chill out."
"Why don't you," said Heather, as she raised the canoe over her head, "Dodge this."
The canoe crashed on Tyler, trapping him in the wooden vessel. With a weak "Ow," Tyler was forced to stay still and watch Heather drag Lindsey back to the game.
Lindsey was dragged by her alliance member to the bench, where she was told by Heather, "sit down, and stay there." Heather then turned to the rest of her teammates, and asked, "So how are we doing?" She was answered with Beth, the final member of the Gophers, getting knocked down by the same strategy that the Bass had used the last game. Apparently rush the newbie did work as long as there was no insane devil woman on the other side.
"Sports," said Noah, not looking up from his book, "Not my forte, remember."
"You know," said Heather angrily to Noah, "you could actually give it a shot, and pretend to care."
Noah looked impassively at the girl, before sighing and saying, "Fine, in the next round, I'll play."
As the Bass were cheering, Tyler arrived at his bench, holding his head. Jen noticed the boy's arrival, and asked, "Where were you?"
"No where," replied Tyler nervously.
"You were with that blonde gopher girl weren't you?" said Eddy with a scowl.
"No," he trembled under the glare, "maybe, so?"
"So," replied Duncan, who had since regained consciousness, "she could have been getting you to spill all of our weaknesses to her." At the very moment he said this, Lindsey was having what appeared to be a very interesting conversation with her own hand.
Stan: In hindsight, there probably wasn't that much of a risk at all.
It was time for the final match. On the Gopher side, was Izzy, Owen, June, Gwen, Trent, and an annoyed Noah. For the Bass, it was Jack, Duncan, D.J., Peter, Homer and Geoff.
"Okay," said Chris, "Gophers Bass, let's dodge some balls."
When the game started, both teams began to ease into it. Though there were some balls being thrown, they were more or less just light tosses to see what the other team was planning.
"Hey Gwen," said Trent, "you doing okay?"
"Yeah," Gwen said exhaustedly, "I'm fine."
"Well," continued Trent, "Just tell me if you need anything, cause-Ow!" As Trent was saying this, a ball from the Bass side was thrown and smashed him in the face. When Gwen looked for the person who threw it, all she saw was Geoff whistling.
Geoff: What, I threw a ball at Trent while he was talking to Gwen, that doesn't mean anything. (He suddenly looks confusedly at the camera) Does it?
Again there appeared to be a lay off in the game for a moment, even after several minutes, no one accept Trent was out. Geoff then noticed Harold sitting on the bench. The poor guy had only played in one game so far, and he had been humiliated. Geoff, Feeling sorry for the geek, walked up to Harold, and said, "Tag out!" before he slapped Harold on the shoulder, allowing him into the game. As Harold excitedly walked onto the field, several members of the Bass looked incredulously at Geoff.
"Get to the back princess," said Duncan as he eyed Geoff angrily.
Duncan: If we lose, I'm going to vote for Geoff 'cause he should have cared more about winning than snore monster's feelings."
Geoff: I knew how hard Harold wanted to prove himself. He feels he hasn't helped the team much since the Game started, so I decided that he deserves another chance to prove himself.
As D.J. and Gwen threw their balls, they some how hit each other, taking them out or the competition as well. While they were both upset that they were out, both were also glad that they were now able to avoid the worst of the carnage, as Izzy was now sufficiently angered to bring back her demon form. As Demon Izzy tm began her maniacal cackle, she grabbed four of the red rubber balls, and began to throw them at Homer. They all hit him in succession. First in the head, "Doh,", then in the stomach, "Doh!", then in the in the chest, "Doh!", and finally, as Izzy sadistically planed, in the crotch, "DOH!"
Peter, angry at the loss of his buddy, shouted, "Take this you bitch!" Unfortunately, Izzy simply dodged the ball and angrily stared at the fat man. She picked up all the balls on her side, and sent them flying at Peter's stomach. After being hit about a dozen times in the stomach, Peter did what any normal human being would do after being hit multiple times in the stomach. He threw up.
"Alright Peter, your first purge on the show," said Chris, "You guys have a five minute break while we clean the place up."
After Peter's vomit had been cleared, the match had started up again. Jack and Izzy began to have their one on one match, while Duncan took on the remaining Gophers and Harold was forced to the back of the court. Duncan was knocked out quickly by a salvo of red rubber coming from the Gophers.
Jack, however, was adeptly dodging every thing that Izzy threw at him. It did not take long for Izzy to grow tired of this. So, she quickly began grabbing other objects to throw at the samurai. Jack quickly began to dodge a seagull, a canoe, a chair, a bear, and even the kitchen sink. As Jack began to feel comfortable again, Izzy picked up another ball, and threw it. Jack appeared to dodge it again, and was shocked when chef's whistle blew, signifying he had been hit. Jack suddenly realized that his kimono had in fact been frayed by Izzy's ball, and that he was out because of this.
It was suddenly apparent to the entire room that the only one on the Bass who was still standing was Harold. The Gophers let out a great cheer at their sudden inevitable victory. Owen, who was holding four balls, said, "Sorry dude, but you have to go down."
"Good night Harold," moaned Duncan as he glared at Geoff.
Owen then threw all the balls at Harold, who to everyone's surprise, dodged, ducked, and danced his way out of the incoming red spheres of death. Everyone, from both sides of the court, was astonished.
"Time out!" shouted Kim as the Bass pulled Harold over to the sideline. As Harold drank some water, the others formed a circle to form a plan.
"Man that boys got dodge," said a rather impressed Duncan, "Where'd you learn to do that?"
"Figure skating," replied Harold.
"Harold," said Geoff, "That was awesome, but dodging isn't enough. If we have any chance of winning, you either need to throw someone out-"
"Which we all know you can't do," interjected Rick.
"-Or catch a ball," Geoff continued, "You think you can do it."
"Definitely," said Harold as he spat out the water in his mouth, spraying Tyler.
As Owen prepared another ball, Harold stepped out on the court again. When Harold was on the court, the game started again. Owen then wound up the ball, and with a cry of "Cowabunga," threw the ball at high speed towards Harold. It hit Harold in the chest, causing him to hit the back wall. This time however, instead of losing, Harold held onto the ball, thus causing Owen to be sent out and another camper to come in. Just as Jack got off his seat, Chris interfered.
"Sorry," said Chris, "but you must choose either Double D, Morty, or Courage."
"What!" shouted Duncan, before asking, "Why?"
"Neither of them has been in yet," said Chris, "plus I'm a sadist, I want to see them face their fears."
"Okay, fine Double D, get in their," said Grim, before realizing that said sock-hated boy was hiding behind D.J.
"No, I really don't need to be out there," said Double D as Duncan and Geoff dragged him out to the middle of the court.
"Why is this so bad?" asked Geoff, "This is no worse than jumping off a cliff."
As Double D was forced next to Harold, Noah just yawned, before, he easily tossed the ball in his hands in the air, so easily that Double D was somehow able to catch it. Granted it was caught in his mouth, but he caught it.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!" shouted an enraged Leela.
"I don't think you need me anymore," said Noah, "besides, don't tell me your scared of three nerds and a dog."
As the three remaining Bass stood in the middle of the court, Izzy was now more enraged than before. She then grabbed all the balls on the Gopher side of the field, and threw them at the Bass members. Harold, realizing he could not dodge all of the balls, knew he had only one course of action. He, with no concern for himself, pushed Courage and Double D out of the way. Harold and Morty who couldn't get out of the way in time was soon hit with several balls, signifying they were out.
Double D, who was now forced to face his great fear, picked up a ball. His arms were quivering. Leela also picked up a ball that had rebounded off Harold. They both threw their balls at the same time. While Double D was pulverized by the ball, somehow, he had gotten just enough strength behind it to hit Leela, knocking her out as well. When the Gophers noticed the matchup, they cheered again. There was no way that a dog could beat an opponent with such talent.
Courage looked scared, even when he was being encouraged by his teammates. He then turned to them and whimpered.
"Come on Courage," shouted Bridgette, "There must be something you can do."
As Courage pondered this, Bridgette asked loudly, "Come on, what can you do?"
This line sparked a memory that Courage had possessed since his last match. As the light bulb went on, he began to gather his breath. He then did what he learned he did best. He screamed.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Courage shouted as his screams forced all the campers, including Izzy to cover their ears. The screaming was so loud in fact that no one noticed when the roof began to crack. When they did notice, it was too late, as the piece of a fallen roof had landed on non other than Izzy, easily incapacitating her.
Courage, who had stopped screaming, simply picked up a ball and, very gently, hit Izzy in the head.
"The Killer Bass win again!" shouted Chris as the Bass leapt on the field, running to the pink dog and lifting him into the air.
"Gophers," said Chris, "What happened."
"What can I say," said Noah, "weak effort."
"Oh shut it Noah," said Gwen as she headed back to the Cabin to get some sleep before the ceremony.
Harold: I guess I'm kind of a role model now, you know, leading a bass comeback and winning the MVC award. I'm sure people will now start asking me for my autograph.
Double D: I actually knocked someone out, I did it. Take that stupid phobia.
Chris was now holding another plate of marshmallows, as he prepared to tell the Gophers who would be leaving. "Remember, if you don't receive a marshmallow, you can't come back, ever!"
"Okay, first up is Izzy,"
The girl cackled as she got up to receive her marshmallow.
"Gwen,"
The Goth girl also got up, and tiredly picked her Marshmallow up.
"Heather, Owen, Justin, Trent, Bart, Cody,"
These campers also picked up their marshmallows.
"Nikki, Jonesy, Brian, Stewie, Beth,"
Like the others, they also came up.
"Caitlin, Leshawna, Fry, Leela, Shake, and Early,"
They all ran up to Chris in order to grab their marshmallows.
"Kenny, Cartman, Bojack, Frylock, Meatwad, Rusty, Billy and Mandy,"
As these campers also ran up to grab their Marshmallows, the last two members of the Gophers that were up for elimination were Noah and Lindsey. While Lindsey looked nervous, Noah seemed completely confident.
"And the final Marshmallow goes to…"
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"What are you kidding me!" shouted Noah as Lindsey celebrated her survival. The other members of the Bass seemed to smile as Noah began to accept his fate.
"Alright," shouted Noah angrily, "see if I care! Good luck, because you just voted out the only one with any brains on this team. OW!" While he was ranting, the others, other than Owen and Ed, threw their marshmallows at the egg head.
"You need to learn a little thing called respect," said Leshawna, as she dusted off her hands before calling him a "turkey."
"Whatever," said Noah as he walked off, "I'm out of here."
"Alright," said Chris as he faced the camera, "so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever. But I still get paid, ha ha, bonus!"
"Actually," said Andrew, who had just arrived from St. Louis "That no lying clause in your contract said that you now have to forfeit a day's salary."
"Fuck." was Chris's response.
AN: Well, see you next chapter!
