Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers were forced to face their worst fears, in Phobia Factor. While some, like Jack, Morty, and Double D were able to face their fears, others, like Jude, Ron, and Homer were unable to complete several easy tasks. When it came time for the Bass to vote off their camper, they chose Eva, who had been unable to lose a simple arm wrestling match.
The real action though happened when Geoff and Gwen faced their fears. Gwen, who had been abandoned by Trent, because he had been scared off by a mime, was suffering from extreme claustrophobia. Geoff, who was being chased around by a hail cloud, being controlled by yours truly, tripped over her timer, and even though he was being buried in hail, he still managed to dig her up. They would then meet on the dock after the elimination, and promised to make the competition even harder.
How will we milk this new friendship/relationship?
Who will be voted off next?
And will we see demon Izzy and the Sloppy Joe monster again?
Find out now, on Total Drama Island!
(Cue theme song)
"Campers," Chris said as he and all 56 remaining campers stood out in the campfire pit, "Today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I am not going to lie to you; some of you might not come back alive."
When he said this, some looked at Chris with fear, others with annoyance, and some, (coughIzzycough) with pure excitement. Chris then threw two maps, and two compasses to the teams. "Your challenge is to spend one night in the woods. Your camps will have everything you need; you just have to find them. Oh and watch out for bears, we lost a couple of interns in pre-production. Okay, first ones back for breakfast, win invincibility, as well as a nice vacation after the trip, to a famous Yellowstone lodge."
"Did he really just say that bears are out there?" asked Leshawna fearfully.
"I had a little encounter with a bear once," said a rather smug Owen, "let's just say his head looks real nice up on my mantle."
"Oh," said Izzy, "You killed a bear too, wow. That is cool, but did you kill it with your bare hands." As this conversation was going on, both teams advanced into the great unknown.
"Sadie look," said Katie pointing to a bush. She and Sadie were in the back of the line, and as they stopped, the rest of the Bass continued along towards their camp. She eventually pointed out what she had seen, "blueberries."
"I love, love, love blueberries," Sadie exclaimed happily.
"Oh my gosh, me too," said Katie.
Katie: Me and Sadie have been friends for our whole live. We even had the chicken pocks together. We were so upset when we weren't put on the same team, but thanks to Izzy, we are back together.
Heather was glaring at Gwen, who was walking in front of the rest of the Gophers. "She is so the next one to leave," Heather said icily.
"Who?" asked Trent.
"Goth girl," Heather said as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Why Gwen?" asked Leela, "It's not like she's done any thing wrong."
"Yes she did," said Heather, "last night she was out on the dock, talking to Geoff."
"She was probably just thanking him for digging her up," said Jonesy, "she wouldn't have even done it if Trent hadn't been so distracted by a mime."
"Just shut up," Heather said as she turned around and ignored her teammates.
Leela: I don't like Heather. I think the only reason she wants Gwen gone is because of her appearance. Gwen's actually a great person to be around with, she is nice, and she does what she is asked. I kind of admire her. She is a much better leader than Heather is.
"Can you believe how yummy those were?" asked Katie as they sat down after eating all the blueberries from the bush.
"They were so yummy," Sadie agreed, before looking around, noticing she couldn't see the other Bass members, "Katie, where is the rest of the team?"
"I don't know," Before shouting," Killer Bass, where are you?"
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The Gophers had arrived at their campsite, and found tents, flint for fires, and sleeping bags. There was one thing that they all noticed was not available.
"Where's the food!" shouted Owen.
"This is a survival task Einstein," said Bojack, who was holding the map, "The instructions say were supposed to find our own food."
Heather looked around their campsite for a moment, before saying, "I still don't see it."
"I think they mean in the woods," chuckled Trent.
"I'll go," said Owen, "I'm good at finding food."
"Count me in!" shouted Izzy before heading in an opposite direction, so they would be able to acquire more.
"Well," said Cartman as he was pulling on a rope that held the supplies together, "we might as well unpack, that way- Oh my god, not that fucking thing again!" the Sloppy Joe Monster, which was hiding in one of the tents, jumped out and grabbed hold of Cartman's face. As Cartman began running around, screaming bloody murder, Brian grabbed a dead branch off the ground, and began to hit the monster. While this did force the evil sandwich creature to let go, it also had caused a great amount of damage to Cartman's face. The others went about unpacking the supplies, as Cartman laid down, groaning in pain.
"You don't even know where we are, do you?" asked Sadie as Katie tried to guide them to their camp.
"No," said Katie, "All the trees look the same."
"Oh," said Sadie in a disgruntled manner, "I should have known not to trust you."
"Are you saying I'm not smart enough to find them?" Katie asked angrily.
"Well," said Sadie as she emptied the grains of sand out of her shoe, "You're not exactly the best with directions."
"Yes I am," said Katie.
"No your not," said Sadie, "Because we are now L-O-S-T. Lost!" Katie blew a raspberry at her chubby friend.
"Oh," said Heather as she and the other Gophers waited for Izzy, and or Owen to return, "I am so hungry."
"Yo!"
The Gophers turned to see a guy in a pizza delivery out fit standing near their camp. "Who ordered the pepperoni, with extra cheese?" The camera man suddenly waved to the delivery boy.
"It's for the camera crew," he said.
"What the hell man?!" shouted Stewie as the camera crew began to eat the cheesy meal.
"Wait, how did a pizza van get on an island?" asked Bojack.
The Gophers suddenly heard rustling behind them and turned to see Owen return with a large amount of fish.
My Grandpa taught me how to fish," said Owen proudly, as he handed the scaly swimmers to Trent.
The Bass had just arrived at their camp, and quickly realized they were missing a few members.
"Where the heck are Katie and Sadie?" asked Grim.
"They must have fallen behind, eh," said Ezekiel.
"Well," said Duncan nonchalantly, "The wolves will eat well tonight."
"Duncan!" shouted Geoff before turning to the rest of the campers, "Alright, here's the plan. Me, Jack, D.J., Bridgette, Morty, Duncan, and Courage will go out and search for the girls, and hopefully bring back some food as well. The rest of you will set up the tents, start the fire, and try to keep from being eaten by bears."
"Well at least I know how to drive," said Katie as they wandered aimlessly through the woods.
"Trip to the beach last year rings a bell," retorted Sadie, "You drove my mom's car into a snack shack."
Two squirrels, which had been collecting nuts, stopped to listen to the conversation. They both began to mimic the girls as they talked, taunting the unknowing teens.
"If it wasn't for me," Katie said, "you'd have to walk to the mall."
"Well if it wasn't for me," replied Sadie, "you wouldn't even be able to find your way to the mall."
"Oh, I know my way to the mall," said an infuriated Katie.
"You lean on me," said Sadie, "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be on this show."
"You're just saying that 'cause I'm prettier than you," scoffed Katie. The twins then began to hurl insults at one another, as the squirrels in the tree laughed at their foolishness. The two friends continued to argue as they walked, unaware of their surroundings.
Jack was currently searching for the twins. While searching, he carved an X into the tree's he passed, so he would now where to return to. He had already been searching for half an hour, when he heard something rustle in the woods. Jack, with superior reflexes, jumped out of the way as a dark creature landed where he had previously been standing. As Jack readjusted himself, he quickly recognized his attacker. Part of him could not help but quake in fear as Demon Izzy let out an evil cackle.
"So we meet again, Samurai Jack," said the now demonic girl, "but this time, no dog will be able to save you." As she said this, she pulled out her weapon. Harold wasn't the only one to wield nunchaku. In defense, Jack pulled out his katana, and slipped into a fighting stance. The two warriors then jumped at each other, their weapons moving in lighting quick movements. The fight was up in the air, who would win this battle of titans!
Chris: I can't believe that there is already a Demon Izzy fan club. Since she showed up, our ratings have gone through the roof. But, seeing as some of our viewers might want to see something other than violence, we will now show this adorable scene that was occurring about the same time.
While the samurai and wild girl were duking it out, the others were also searching for the lost girls. D.J. and Courage were accompanying Bridgette, who was too afraid to go out on her own. As they walked, the two came to a clearing. In the clearing was a small pond, as well as an apple tree, and several berry bushes. The three cheered because they had fond food for the night. As Bridgette grabbed some apples, D.J. bent down to pick some berries. Suddenly he smiled.
"Hey guys," D.J. shouted to Courage and Bridgette, the former forced to sit on the latter's shoulders so they could reach the apples, "look what I found." In D.J.'s arm's was and adorable little rabbit with big eyes and six little, darling whiskers. His companions smiled at the cute little fluff ball, before Bridgette cringed.
"Your not planning to eat him," she asked fearfully, "are you?"
"What?" asked D.J. loudly, "No way, He's my new pet. I'm calling him Bunny."
Bridgette smiled at the tall teenager. "You know," she said, "the thing I like about you the most, is that you are so kind to animals. You care about all living things, I really like that," she admitted while she blushed lightly. D.J. could not help but blush at the praise he had just received. Courage smiled at his two companions as they petted Bunny.
Courage: Ah, young love.
Chris:(sarcastically) Yeah, two tree huggers talking about animals, real cute. Now let's move on that totally awesome fight scene that Jack and Izzy were having.
Jack was having a really tough time of it. At first, it had been easy enough; he had blocked all of Izzy's attacks with relative ease. Everything was going fine until Demon Izzy pulled out a second pair of nunchaku. Jack now had to watch for twice as many strikes. He realized that he needed to escape until he could engage Izzy on more even ground. In one swift motion, he threw himself out of Izzy's range of attack. Then, he, using the training he acquired with the jungle man, leapt up several stories onto the tallest branch of tree behind him. Izzy was shocked.
"You can fly!" the she-demon asked in an astonished tone.
"No," said Jack, quoting an old friend, "jump good." Jack then took the opportunity to return to the camp via the tree way.
Izzy: Wow, I really need to work on my battle plans better. If he can jump that well, who knows what else he can do. It looks like Izzy has finally found worthy prey. Be warned Samurai Jack, you are now under the attack of Izzy the Huntress.
"So," asked Geoff after the search party had returned, "any luck?"
"We found some fruits, as well as my new pet Bunny, but no girls," said D.J.
"I couldn't find anything either," said Duncan.
"Me too," said Morty.
"I ran into crazy red hair girl, but no annoying screeching girls," Jack said.
"Darn it," Geoff moaned, "well, it's too dark out to go do another search, so I suggest we grab a bite to eat and get some sleep. If we get up early, we can still win this challenge, and dedicate in their memory, how's that sound."
Most of the campers agreed that was the best idea, as they each grabbed an apple and began to chow down.
"Where the hell were you!' shouted Heather as Izzy returned to camp. Owen's fish were already being grilled. Izzy was smiling.
"I found a worthy prey that escaped my grasp," Izzy said. Many of the others realized that that should probably be the end of it, who knows exactly what Izzy would call worthy prey.
"Nice going Owen," said Trent, "the fish look awesome."
"Thanks man," said Owen, "I owe it all to grandpa."
"So you and your grandpa really fought a bear once?" asked Jonesy.
"Heck yes," answered Owe, "It was the scariest day of my entire life. We went in the woods, and it attacked it, so it was up to my grandpa to shoot the thing. I was never scared of a bear again."
"Hey, has anyone seen crazy girl?" Heather asked. The others looked around, and none of them were able to see Izzy anywhere.
"Izzy the Gopher, where are you!" shouted Owen. The bushes near the camp rustled. Owen let out a sigh of relief. "Good, we thought we lost you for a moment –GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GYZA!"
The others soon realized what Owen was shouting about. A giant Bear had stepped out form the woods. All of the Gophers took a step back from the giant mammalian carnivore. Cody wet his pants. Owen ran around like a chicken with his head cut off. Finally, Mandy shouted, "Quick, up that tree." The Gophers all followed that instruction to the dot.
An owl hooted, freaking out Bridgette. "Relax, Bridge, there's nothing to be afraid of," said D.J. as he patted her shoulder.
"Except Death Bear," interjected Stan.
"What the heck is a Death Bear?" asked Geoff.
"He's a mythical monster in northern Canada that wears a pickelhaube, a helmet associated with WWI-era Germany, and a red cape around his neck," answered Kyle. The others, particularly Duncan, seemed incredulous.
"Yeah I've heard of them," said Duncan, "I don't believe a single story."
"Oh no dude," said Kyle, "Death Bear is no laughing matter, just look at the Wawanakwa Inquire."
Duncan read the headline, "I married Death Bear."
"Yeah," said Stan, lifting up another paper, "and Fake Science Monthly."
Duncan read the next headline, "'Death Bear and Fairy tales are real!' That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And where did you get those magazines?"
"Oh," said Kyle, before pointing over to a crate, "in that crate."
Duncan looked at the crate and saw on the side that it said, Death Bear Warning Kit. He also looked towards another crate, saying Tools to Attract Death Bear. Suddenly an idea for a killer prank was forming, as he turned back towards his teammates, he said, "You know what, you're right, I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all the things I shouldn't do, if I want to keep the saw bears away."
"Alright," said Kyle as he read from the Inquirer, "First off don't play the clarinet."
"Go on," said Duncan as he held up a pad of paper.
Geoff: I thought it was kind of harsh how Duncan was trying to scare them. I should have known that on this island, I should just listen to what the kids say.
Duncan: (Arm in sling, neck in brace) Oh the pain.
"Never wave your flashlight back and forth," said Stan, "Flashlights are their natural prey."
"You're kidding," said Duncan as seriously as possible.
"Don't stomp your feet around, they take that as a challenge," said Kyle before continuing, "And don't ever eat cheese."
"Sliced or cubed," asked Duncan, wanting to make sure the prank was accurate.
The boys talked it over, "Cubed, sliced is fine."
"Yeah, yeah, and?" said Duncan urgently.
"Never wear a sombrero," the boys said in unison, "in a goofy fashion, or clown shoes, or a hoop skirt, and never, ever, ever, screech like a chimpanzee."
"Wow," said Duncan, "I never knew so many things could set Death Bear off."
"He's horrible," moaned Kyle and Stan.
"And suddenly," said Duncan slyly, "I have the feeling we're all in danger."
"Why?"
"I don't know," Duncan answered, before running behind a tent for a moment, only to appear in a hoop skirt, clown shoes, sombrero, and holding a flashlight and platter of cubed cheese, "just a feeling."
"Oh God no," said Kyle and Stan.
"Yes," said Duncan sadistically.
"You dumbass, stop!" shouted Stan. Duncan let out a few monkey sounds. "Duncan for the love of God please don't!" the two boys screamed.
It was too late; Duncan began to dance around, waving a flashlight, as he made ape sounds.
"What the hell are we going to do dude?" Kyle asked Stan, "Death Bear is now going to come and eat us."
"Don't worry Kyle," Stan replied, grabbing a stick, I'll draw us an anti-Death Bear circle in the dirt."
"Good thinking dude," Kyle said, as Stan began to draw the circle, "All the experts say it's the best thing to stop Death Bear."
Stan quickly drew a circle around the camp, which held every camper except Duncan inside it. Duncan, after several moments of doing these actions, stopped.
"Hah," he taunted, "You kids are so gullible. See, I did everything that attracts Death Bear, and nothing happened. If Death Bear was real, why didn't he show up?"
Kyle then pointed to his sombrero, "It may be because you didn't wear your sombrero in a goofy fashion."
"Oh," said Duncan as he tilted the hat, "You mean like this."
A rather large paw from behind Duncan grabbed the Mexican hat, and turned it upside down. All the campers, except for Duncan, had looks of shock and awe of their faces. The only one, who was still oblivious, was Duncan, who was still laughing.
"No," said Kyle, fearfully, "like that."
Duncan turned around, and screamed at the twenty-five foot tall bear behind him. He screamed as the Bear roared at him. As he ran away form the bear, it followed him, and, after making it off screen so we only hear what happens, mauled him. After several seconds of mauling, Death Bear walked past the other campers calmly.
"Duncan," shouted Geoff, "You okay dude?"
Duncan, who was severely mauled, replied weakly "No."
"Quick," shouted Kyle, "Jump in our circle before he comes back, Death Bear often come attack more than once."
"Are you crazy, a dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!" Duncan shouted, before running away.
"No!" screamed the boys from South Park, as the bear came rushing back and mauled Duncan again. When the bear was done, they boys called out, "Don't run they hate that."
"Thanks for the tip," said Duncan, before getting up towards home, "I guess I'll just limp home then."
"NO!" the bear was back again, which made the situation even more comical. After being maimed again, Duncan heard Kyle say, "They hate limping more than running."
"Well, I guess I'll just-" before he could finish, the Saw Bear was charging his mangled body again. When the bear again walked away from Duncan, Peter began to laugh.
"Dude, why are you laughing?" asked an angered D.J.
"Aw come on," Peter chuckled, "Don't tell me you don't find this funny. It's like we're in a cartoon."
Duncan had managed to drag himself into the circle, thus saving what was left of his health. The bear decided that Duncan was no longer worth the mauling that he gave the punk. He walked off into the forest, happy to punish another non believer.
As their teammates were having trouble with the mythical beast, Katie and Sadie were sleeping in a cave. They were being attacked by bats, and could not but be fearful of what else they would encounter in the cavern.
"We are going to die," said Sadie fearfully.
The Gophers were also having their own bear troubles. A bear was growling up at them as they sat in a tree. The Gophers were currently glaring at Mandy.
"I thought this was better than getting mauled," she said angrily, "Besides, if it wasn't for Owen bringing those fish, we wouldn't be in this mess."
"Excuse me for helping," cried Owen.
"Hey lay off the guy," said Fry in his defense.
The bear then began to sniff the fish, drooling slightly. Heather saw this and shouted, "Hey, keep away from our fish."
"He's probably already eaten Izzy," cried Lindsey, feeling sorry for the crazy girl.
"Well then, he shouldn't be hungry," said Heather, as the rest of the Gophers gasped at her. That was a cruel statement, even for Heather. Heather looked at everyone. "What," she said, "This is survival of the fittest. If she needed to go to the bathroom, she should have peed her pants like Cody did." Cody looked down in shame when he heard this.
The Gophers then heard a cracking. They turned to see the branch under Leshawna crack. This caused Leshawna to fall right in front of the bear, which began to growl at the ghetto girl. As the Leshawna began to cry in fear, the bear's growl lessened into a smile, and suddenly asked her, "are you okay?'
The campers on the Gophers looked shocked. Leshawna asked, "Did that bear just ask me a question?"
As she asked this, the bear suddenly took its head off. The bear was shown to be nothing more than Izzy in a bear outfit. As she began to laugh, the others, except Owen, began to glare at her.
The Bass were trying to sleep, due to the fact that they wanted to wake up early so they could still search for the twins. Bridgette, however, continued to rustle around, unable to get to sleep.
"What's wrong?" asked Jude, "got to go pee?"
"Yeah, but I'm too scared to leave the tent," Bridgette answered.
"Me too," said Jude as he held up a bottle with a yellow liquid in it.
Rather than pee in a bottle, Bridgette slowly went outside, looking for a nice bush. As she walked towards said bush, a large group of bats passed by her, knocking her back. This caused her to step near the fire, kicking a hot coal into the air, which landed on the tent, setting it on fire. As the Bass members in the tent got up, they all glared at Bridgette, who could only wave to them foolishly.
Izzy was still in her bear suit as she chowed down on a fish that was being cooked. She then heard a rustling behind her, as a bear, walked up behind her. It was sniffing the fish with its lips salivating.
"Wow," said Izzy, laughing slightly, "I thought that my costume was realistic, but yours really out does mine." The bear just stared at the girl, or more accurately, the girl's salmon.
"It's probably Chris," said Trent, as he pointed at the bear, "he's just trying to freak us out again."
Owen then got up and poked the large creature in the nose. "We know you're not a bear man," he said. The Bear growled loudly at the large teen, scaring several of the more competent Gophers.
"I don't think that's a fake guys," said Gwen as she slowly backed away from the bear. Many of the others followed her lead as they retreated towards the tree.
"Aw come on guys," Owen said, "It's probably just Izzy just trying to scare us again," he ignored the fact that Izzy was right behind him, "This is a fake and I'm going to prove it." Owen then grabbed the hair on the bears head, and pulled with all his might. Instead of a fake head, he ripped off some fur. The bear then got up on its hind legs and roared at the human that had stolen his beautiful hair. Cody couldn't help but wet his pants again. Owen then said, "Yep, that's a real bear," before the large mammal grabbed its hair back and placed it on his head again. The Gophers ran screaming towards the tree, to frightened to even try to save their fish. While running, Kenny tripped, and was unable to escape as the bear came up to him and mauled the parka wearing boy.
"Oh my god!" shouted Jonesy, "It killed Kenny!"
"You Bastard!" Gwen shouted.
Gwen: What can I say, it is kind of fun to say that word and be completely justified in doing so.
The Bass were not doing to well either. After their tent had burned down, they were forced to sleep outside. This might not have been so bad were it not for the rain storm that started soon after the incident had occurred, and D.J. was forced to hold a leaf over the campers as they tried to get some sleep.
The wonder twins were holding each other, as they tried to sleep in a cave. They were unable to do so, as the bats and lightning made going to sleep impossible.
The Gophers were also unable to get any sleep, because they were stuck in a tree, as the bear laid waste to their camp. It was probably pretty justified, as I'm sure no one wants to have their hair ripped out of their scalp.
As the sun came up on Bass camp, the members looked as though, even though they had been forced to sleep outside, they still slept well enough. D.J. had served as a rather comfy pillow to Bridgette and Courage, and Jack was used to sleeping on the ground.
"Okay everyone," said Geoff, "I feel at this moment the smartest move we can make is to head right back to camp. Any objections?" None were voiced, as the Bass raced back to the main camp. Unfortunately, they were going to take a while, because they had to help the still mildly injured Duncan.
The Gophers where not in good condition when they woke up. They were all incredibly stiff and sore, because they had spent their entire night up in a tree. Plus their camp had been ruined by the bear, which had even torn up the map.
"I don't know how raccoons sleep in trees," said Izzy.
"They must be really limber," said Owen, before Heather charged up to them.
"You know what," she shouted, "I don't want to hear a word out of either of you. If it wasn't for you two, we could have slept in our tents last night."
"Calm down," said Gwen, "it's the bear's fault, not theirs."
"Shut up Goth girl!" Heather yelled. She then felt an ominous presence, and turned to see Demon Izzy looking at her with flaming eyes.
"Don't you ever talk to me like that you little, whiny girl," said the demon with rage, "We will win this challenge, you will shut your face, and you will learn to stop being so bossy, or else you will be punished."
"Yeah right," said Heather, "what could you ever do to me."
"Oh you'll see, you'll see."
The twins were also waking up in their cave, as they too had eventually gotten to sleep. As Sadie began to describe how bad the night was, Katie was fearfully pointing to a bear, the exact same bear which had had his hair pulled out. The girls shrieked as they ran from the bear, who roared at them.
Bear:(in English subtitles) I can't believe what an awful night I had. I had my hair pulled out, I eat this really bad tasting kid, and finally, I get back home to find two teenage girls using my cave as a bedroom. The worst part about it is that neither of them were attractive.
As Chris and Andrew were lighting the fire pit, they both heard rustling in the bushes. As they turned around, they saw the Bass enter the common ground. The Bass smiled, as Kim shouted, "Were the first ones back!" As she screamed this, Homer collapsed from nearly having a heart attack from the long run.
The Gophers ran up right behind them. Heather looked shocked. "They beat us here," shouted Heather, pushing Owen down, "This is all your fault."
"Uh, uh, uh," said Chris, "not so fast, Gophers. It appears the Bass are missing a few fish."
It took several seconds for the Bass to understand, "Oh you mean Katie and Sadie," said a now rather healthy, Duncan, "I'm pretty sure they gotten eaten by wolves last night. Darn shame really."
Just as he finished saying this, the group heard some panting. They turned around, to see Katie and Sadie run up to the campfire pit.
"We made it," Katie said as she breathed a sigh of relief.
"You would not believe what we just went through," said Sadie, as she addressed the Bass.
"Well," said Katie, "at least this challenge helped get out friendship back on track."
They both squealed as they began to hug each other. Duncan walked up behind the celebrating friends. "Ahem," he said, before asking, "Is your little love fest over with?" They nodded. "Good, because thanks to you, we just lost another challenge!" He shouted.
"Alright," said Chris, "first things first, Mr. Jefferson, who is going to receive the MVC award."
"Gwen," Andrew said, "before explaining, she is the only one on her team who managed to have and impact on her team, without it being negative. Izzy scared her teammates, and Owen ripped off the hair of a grizzly. So I can't see anyone but Gwen winning this time." All the Gophers cheered for the Goth as she accepted her second medal in a row. All except Heather of course.
Heather: I deserved to win this weak. The only reason Goth girl won is that she tried to keep everyone calm. I actually lead the team.
Gwen: it really is an honor to win two awards, I wonder if this means I'm the most valuable camper so far.
"Alright," said Chris, "Killer Bass, see you at the campfire tonight. Gophers, you all won a vacation at a Yellowstone lodge after Total Drama. Congratulations!"
The Bass glared at the BFFs. One of them would be going home tonight, the only question was, who?
"You've all cast your votes," said Chris at his voting podium, "The camper who does not receive a marshmallow will not be able to return to this island. Ever!"
"The first camper to receive a marshmallow is, Jack!"
The samurai smiled as he caught his marshmallow.
"Geoff, Double D, D.J., Bridgette, and Courage!"
They all also caught their marshmallows, though Geoff caught his in his hat.
"Jude, Grim, Tyler, Harold, Ed, and Homer!"
They also caught their marshmallows; though Homer did it in his mouth.
"Jen, Wyatt, Stan, Kyle, Rick, Morty, and Peter!"
They also caught their marshmallows as each of their names was called out.
"Ezekiel, Eddy, Ron, Kim, Bender, Dib, and Duncan!"
They all caught their marshmallows, except Duncan, whose reflexes were still a tad slow from the beating he took.
"Campers, this is the last marshmallow of the night, and it goes to…
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"No," begged Katie, "not Sadie."
"Listen," Sadie said to her best friend, "everything will be fine. I know you can do well in this competition. Just keep on trying for me okay."
"I will," said Katie as she began to cry. Sadie took the walk down the dock to the Boat of Losers, where she boarded. She turned back one final time, and waved good bye to her friend.
Geoff frowned. The Bass had lost two in a row, and were now at a numerical disadvantage. This would make it harder for them to win the next challenge. As Geoff walked through the bushes, towards camp. He heard a shriek. When he got to the other side, he saw Gwen clinging to a cabin wall. Gwen, when she suddenly saw Geoff, looked relieved.
"Man I hate bears," Gwen mumbled. Geoff had heard about the numerous incidents that the Gophers had gone through, and couldn't help but understand why she was scared. That didn't mean he wasn't going to milk it for all it was worth.
"Oh," he chided, "the great MVC Gwen is scared of little old me. Looks like the Bass will have an easier time next challenge."
"Yeah," retorted Gwen, who developed a smirk, "Hope your team doesn't crash and burn." Gwen smiled remembering how Bridgette had revealed what had happened to the Bass's tent. They both started laughing.
"Well," laughed Geoff, "I suppose I should turn in, I don't think either of us got much sleep."
As he turned away, Gwen remembered something. "Geoff," the party dude turned back to her, "I was wondering about something. You see, each person got four tickets to the lodge that we won in reward. My mom and brother would obviously come, but my dad died a few years ago, so," she said while blushing, "would you like to be the fourth member?"
"Alright!" shouted Geoff "Thanks a lot. We are going to party like there is no tomorrow." He smiled as he high-fived the Goth girl, who he failed to see, was blushing.
They both failed to see a certain queen bee looking at them from the cabin. As she saw this, she began to contemplate how she would ruin this new relationship, and hopefully Gwen along with it.
Izzy knocked on the boy Bass cabin. After several seconds, Harold opened the door. "May I help you?" he asked.
"You said you brought a red ant farm with you right," Izzy asked in a serious tone.
"Yeah," Harold replied. Izzy smirked sadistically.
Heather ran screaming from her bed, as her face was covered with red ants. Izzy and Gwen, who were standing outside, fist pumped at the sight of the preppy girl get her just desserts.
Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie
AN: So for this chapter, I replaced the Saw Bear with Death Bear from Regular Show seeing as how I didn't think former was as scary. I hope you enjoyed anyway.
