Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers were challenged to learn to trust one another. Izzy mooned Ezekiel, Lindsey poisoned Jonesy, and Wyatt pummeled Jen with apples. Jude would then shock Jen by replacing D.J.'s original Bunny, which had been eaten by a snake, with another identical rabbit.

In the end, the Bass's winning streak would end, and Wyatt would pay for his inaccuracy in the William Tell challenge, by being voted off. He would then bare a tearful farewell to his friends from home, as he went off to stay with the other losers.

Will the Bass be able to regain their winning spark?

Will Kenny ever live through an episode?

And will Izzy ever stop being awesome?

Find out now, On Total Drama Island.


(Cue Theme Song)


"I can't believe how hot it is here," Leela said as she sat on the dock. She; and every other camper were sweating profusely. It had to be ninety degrees in the shade. "I thought Canada was known for cool weather."

All the campers were trying to beat the heat as best as possible. Bridgette and several others were handing out in the lake, Izzy was fanning herself with a branch she ripped off a tree, and Ed was pouring some of Chef's cold Oatmeal on his body. They suddenly heard a car horn. They turned to see Chris smirking as he got off his ATV, carrying a glass of ice tea, and an ice cream cone.

"Hello campers," the host said, "I hope you all are enjoying this wonderful day as much as I am." All the campers glared at him. How dare he show off his modern conveniences. "Anyway," the host said after taking another sip, "Today's challenge will involve doing what many people do to beat the heat, aqua activities!"

When many of the campers gave the host confused looks, he elaborated. "Your challenge will be a series of summer time activities that take place in the ocean, at a lake, or in the pool. Team that wins the best of five of these challenges wins invincibility, plus an air-conditioner, for their bedroom. Losers send someone home. Sound good." Many of the campers could not help but be glad. They were finally going to get out of the heat.


After all the campers had switched into their bathing suits, they were out on the beach of the lake, all waiting for the first event to be announced. When Chris walked up, all of the campers screamed and covered their eyes. The self-proclaimed handsome host was in a Speedo, and it was too horrific a sight for them to stand. Chris, oblivious to the torture the campers were undergoing, began to explain the next challenge.

"The first of the five showdowns that will take place," Chris said as he walked down to the shore, "Is an underwater scavenger hunt. Each team has a five treasures hidden somewhere off shore. Your task it to find all of these items, and returns them to your section of the beach. First team to return all five items gets the first point." Suddenly, Chris took out two pieces of paper, and handed them to the Bass and Gopher teams.

"You will be searching for a gold necklace, a ship in a bottle, a flag, a cannonball, and, the greatest treasure out there, a golden statue of yours truly." The campers all groaned at the last one, Chris was too narcissistic for his own good. Chris then held up a gun, but before he could shoot it, Andrew grabbed it from him.

"Don't you remember what happened last time?" the producer asked angrily. Chris cringed when he remembered how PETA had called out a hit on him after he killed that innocent eagle. Andrew then picked up a whistle and blew on it, starting the race.

The Bass and Gophers raced into the water, searching for the treasures. After several seconds, many of the divers suddenly resurfaced, desperately trying to regain their breath.

Bridgette, who was one of the few with very large lungs, dived and searched the lake bottom for a moment. As she squinted, she suddenly spotted a bright yellow glare on the bottom. As she returned to the surface for air, she took a deep breath, and shouted, "I saw one of the treasures!"

She would dive again, and soon, she and Jack, managed to get closer to the treasure. It was the Chris statue, and its head was sticking out of the ground. The two Bass then stuck their hands in the dirt, and lifted the statue out of the ground, and toward the surface. The tow then swam over to the shore, only to be shocked to see Izzy carrying the Flag and bottle for the Gophers. The psycho-girl then turned to them and smirked.

Just then, Ezekiel came up to the beach, carrying the Bass's necklace. It had been D.J. who had discovered it, but it was Ezekiel who had actually gotten it. D.J. was still fearful of being too deep in the water. It had been light enough that he had been able to lift it to the beach on his own.

When Ezekiel walked up to the other Bass members, Izzy waved at him. When the prairie boy finally turned to the wild girl, she smiled slyly, and winked at him. Ezekiel blinked confusedly as Izzy cackled. Jack just patted the boy's shoulder, and felt nothing but pity for the farm boy.


Jack: I thought that evil girl could love nothing other than destruction. I feel truly sorry for Ezekiel.

Ezekiel: Why does Izzy always look at me like that? Do you think she might want to kill me?

Izzy: Oh Zeke, you have yet to learn the wiles of us females. We are pure evil.


Geoff was not sure of his opinion his current situation. On one hand, he had found the cannonball for his team. On the other hand, he was still unable to lift the metal sphere. Chris had forgotten to mention that each of the cannonballs weighed about eight pounds, and carrying one of those up to the surface was no cake walk. Just as he was about to drop the ball, Jude, who saw the struggling party boy, arrived and helped Geoff swim to the surface. With only a little difficulty, the two transported the ball to the beach, giving the Bass the advantage.

The Gophers were moving much faster. As Izzy was searching for the Golden Chris, both Fry and Leela had found an item. Leela had found the cannonball in some soot, and had single handily taken it back to shore. Her strength continued to surprise her teammates. Several of the competitors were a little envious of her.

Just as the Bass pulled up their cannonball, which was their third item, Izzy brought the Chris statue to shore, which won the first challenge for the Gophers. "Just remember Gophers," Chris warned, "You still have to win four more challenges if you want to win the whole day." The campers trudged back to shore in order to hear the next activity.


Izzy: Who's bad! Who's bad!

Gwen: I am actually really surprised that Kenny did not die in that challenge.

Kenny: (mumbled so we cannot understand) Me too!


"The next beach game," Chris said as he stood on the dock, "Is a classic game of chicken." When many of the campers stared at Chris blankly, the host sighed.

"He means," Andrew said as he rubbed his forehead, "Two members of each team will go out into a small roped off area of the lake. One of the campers will stand on his partner's shoulder, and then will fight the opposing team's pair of fighters. First team to knock the other team over wins."

The producer suddenly pulled out a list. "For the Bass, we have Tyler and Katie, and for the Gophers, we have Izzy and Lindsey." Tyler shouted in joy at this new test of his athleticism. The two sets of campers began to wade into the lake.

"Oh," Katie said to Tyler, "Let me be the top, I was always very talented at pillow fight with Sadie." Tyler reluctantly allowed Katie on his shoulders; after all, she was lighter than him. Lindsey scowled when she saw this.


Lindsey: How dare Kathy get that close with Trevor? I already saw him first.


"Let me on top," Lindsey shouted at Izzy. Izzy was smart enough to realize that a crazy Lindsey maybe a very dangerous thing, complied. When Chef blew the whistle, Izzy and Lindsey charged at the Bass group.

The Bass were unable to retaliate, because, Tyler was being cursed with his own jinx, and Katie was still talking about how much fun she and Sadie had together. Suddenly, Katie began to cry as she thought about Sadie. Tyler was barely able to dodge the first charge, but with Katie blubbering about how she missed Sadie, he was unable to dodge for a second time. Lindsey slammed Katie when they collided, and Tyler was barely able to hang on.

Izzy smirked as she turned around for another attack. Tyler was unable to turn around to meet the assault, and was knocked over by the pure force of Izzy and Lindsey's attack. The Gophers cheered as Izzy and Lindsey walked back onto shore. They had just won the second game, and they only needed one more victory to clinch a complete victory.

The Bass glared at Katie, who was too upset about missing Sadie to care about what happened in the match. Many of the campers patted Tyler on the back. He had done his best, but he could not make up for the incompetence of his teammate.


Jen: I cannot believe that we lost the challenge because that girl could not get over her friend not being in the game. We all have a chance of losing, get over it.

Peter: Wow that was even more pathetic than that time I tried to cover up my farts my coughing.


(Cue Cutaway)

Alright," a teacher said as Peter was sitting in a meeting, "Welcome to this months PTA meeting. I know there have been a lot of worries about the school serving healthy lunches."

Peter coughed, covering a small farting sound.

"I also know that many of you are worried about teachers' salaries-."

Peter coughed again.

"And about the options in art class-"

Peter coughed again.

"Is there something you want to say, Mr. Griffin?"

"Um," Peter said, before letting out a low, "Nooooooooooo," which covered a small farting sound. "No," he said again covering another farting sound.

Just as the teacher turned back to the board, Peter coughed again.

(End Cutaway)


"Okay," Chris said as he held up his megaphone, "We will have a short lunch break before the next challenge, so rest up and Bass, try to make the next one interesting."

As the campers walked to the cafeteria, they noticed that instead of Chef cooking their food in the kitchen, Andrew was cooking on a grill. The campers all smiled, relieved that they were not going to have to deal with Chef's disgusting food. The campers all got in line in front of the grill, and Andrew then began to hand out hamburgers.

While he was working, however, the American producer was unaware of Chef, who realized this was his chance. Silently, Chef snuck near the back of the line, where D.J. was politely letting everyone skip him. Chef scowled at the boy's mental weakness when D.J. nearly collapsed when Bridgette passed by him. When everyone had skipped D.J., Chef grabbed the linebacker by the collar, and dragged him behind the kitchen. Bridgette turned around to thank D.J., but he was nowhere to be seen. "Anybody seen D.J.?" she asked.


D.J. was trembling under Chef's harsh stare. Why had the large man dragged him here? "Listen D.J.," Chef said, "You are a pathetic spineless wimp!"

"Okay," D.J. conceded sadly, "I guess you are entitled to your opinion."

"No you idiot!" Chef shouted angrily," When someone calls you a wimp, you are supposed to try and prove your toughness by beating them up! Agreeing with them only makes you more of a wimp!" The old soldier then grabbed the young African American by the collar. "We have got to toughen you up!"


Chef: I have to admit, I see a bit of myself in D.J. But I was forced to develop my tough guy persona with out someone like myself helping. This is gonna be fun.


"Here is the deal," Chef said while pacing back and forth in front of D.J., "I'll help you toughen up, and in return, you will split the prize money with me. It is an offer you can't refuse," Chef said, before he grabbed D.J. by the shirt, "I won't let you."

Chef then threw D.J. back into line. Bridgette smiled when she saw him return. "Hey," she asked, "Where were you?"

D.J. suddenly saw Chef glare at him as the cook gave Andrew some more burger patties. "I was feeding Bunny," D.J. lied. When Bridgette smiled and turned around, D.J. began to look on the ground in shame.


D.J.: My momma always told me to play fair, and this new alliance makes me feel so wrong. Plus I lied to Bridgette. She would never like a guy who lied to her. I am sure she has never lied in her entire life.

Bridgette: I still feel really bad about what happened to the original Bunny, and I know that D.J. is the type of guy who would never lie. I just wonder if he would ever be able to forgive me for lying to him like that.


"I hope everyone ate to their hearts content," Chris said happily, as the campers filed back on to the dock, "Because we are about to begin our third challenge." As the campers walked out onto the dock, they noticed a large burly man, with a tye-dye shirt standing on the dock. Most of the American campers suddenly smiled. "I see some of you recognized Rupert Boneham." The man, Rupert waved and laughed. "He is among the most famous reality show contestants ever, even though he never actually won. He competed on two seasons of Survivor, and would win the most popular survivor award when America voted. Andrew managed to get him here, in order to explain the next game. Rupert, if you would?"

"Your challenge is based on among the most legendary people to ever roam the seas," Rupert said enthusiastically, "Pirates!" Many of the campers shouted happily. "Your challenge will involve both teams possessing a boat. The boats will hold five of your teammates. First team to capture and or sink the other teams boat, wins." As the campers began to decide who to send off on their boats, several of the campers went to the confession cam.


Heather: I never understood why people liked Rupert. All he did was be nice to people. Jonny Fair-play was better at playing the game; I mean that fake dead Grandmother Speech was genius.

D.J.: When I saw that I had made it on to this show, I wanted to play the game the way Rupert had. Be kind to others, and always be straight with people. Now though, with that alliance with Chef, I don't think I can live up to his example.

Ed: I like chickens.

(From outside) Leshawna: Hey crazy no-chin-boy, get out of there and give someone else a turn.

Ed: I love butter toast!


"On your marks," Rupert said as each team began to sail their small dingy, "Get set, go!" On the Bass boat, were Captain Jack, Peter, Rick, Duncan, Ezekiel and D.J. One the Gopher boat was Captain Izzy, Heather, Kenny, Bart, Owen, and Brian. Both boats did posses one mast, so they were actually fairly good sailing vessels. As the two boats went out into the lake, Captain Izzy quickly grabbed a cutlass that had been provided, and used a rope to swing onto the Bass boat.

Jack, using his own katana, began to sword fight against the red haired girl. While they fought, the Bass brought up their cannon, and fired. Kenny, who was looking at the Bass boat while standing on the side of the Gopher boat, was decapitated by the cannonball.

"Oh my god!" Stan screamed from the shore, "They killed Kenny!"

"Those Bastards!" Kyle shouted.


Brian: What the hell was Chris thinking, giving us real live ammunition?!


The Bass decided it might be a smart idea to stop firing the cannon. It would probably be a bad idea to hit someone else.

Izzy and Jack were now dueling near the cannon, and when Izzy saw the large piece of weaponry, she smirked. With a flick of her wrist, she turned the cannon around, where it was facing the mast, grabbed a rope, and put a fuse in the cannon. When Jack saw what she was doing, he said, "You're mad!"

Izzy turned to him and smirked. "Thank goodness for that, otherwise, this would never work." She then lit the fuse, gave an air kiss to Ezekiel, which caused the cannon to fire. This would cause the mast to be shot off, and Izzy to be flung into the air. After soaring through the air, the girl disappeared. The Bass crew all stared in shock.

"I wonder," Ezekiel said, as he saw Izzy flying back to her boat, "If she has it all planned out, or just makes it up as she goes along, eh." The crew stared at the farm boy, who seemed unaware of the movie joke he had just made.


Ezekiel: So I haven't seen Pirates of the Caribbean, it is not like I enjoyed seeing us lose our mast. Man that Izzy is one weird girl. Why does she keep doing weird stuff to me?


Izzy smirked as she landed on the deck. When all the Gophers applauded her, she smirked, and said, "And that was with out a drop of rum. Now let's go get their boat, they're sitting ducks!" The Gophers all smiled as they began to steer the boat, but were shocked when they heard a strange creaking noise. Suddenly, the dingy sank into the water at a rapid pace. Their ship was unusable.

The Bass on both the shore and boat shouted out victory cries. They had upset the Gophers. Chris suddenly noticed Chef sitting on the shore, in a wet suit. He really didn't care enough to notice what Chef was holding. Chef smirked as he hid the brace and bit drill he had. He was defiantly fulfilling his part of the alliance. Now all he had to do was wait for D.J. to win the show.


Rupert: It was great to be on this show. Now I have to get back to Indiana where I help out troubled kids.


"Now that Rupert has had his part and gone home," Chris said happily, "We can all get more dialogue from the most important person here, me!" The campers groaned.

"Your next challenge," Chris said happily, "Is a classic water activity, a super soaker fight. Both teams will be given super soakers, and then will be put into two different areas of the camp. Team to have the most members stay dry longest, wins." The campers all began to head to their respective parts of camp.

"Okay guys," Geoff said excitedly, "We got lucky last time, but now we have got to win these next two challenges. So let's go kick some butt!" As he led a charge to the other side of camp, he noticed that no one was following him. When he looked around, he suddenly realized that he was surrounded by Brian, Stewie, and all of the Gophers. The Gophers all smirked as the let out a torrent of water, completely drenching the cowboy. The Bass were sitting behind the kitchen, waiting to attack.


Bridgette: We decided that we would send Geoff out in order to distract them, and then attack. I feel kind of bad about using Geoff as a decoy, but what the heck, it was all worth it when we attacked.


The Bass all jumped out from behind the building, and let loose a cannonade of water on the Gophers. Owen was the only one who was able to get away, while the rest of the Gophers were soaked. The Bass cheered as he Gophers and Geoff went to the dock to wait for the challenge to be completed. The Bass then began to wonder how they were going to eliminate Owen. They came up with a brilliant trap, so cunning that no one could even dare to understand its complexity.

And like all good traps, it started with cheese.


Owen was tentatively walking through the center of the camp, carefully watching out for the Bass. He suddenly smelled a rather appetizing aroma near the flag pole. When he reached the flagpole, he saw a rather large hunk of cheese sitting next to it. "Now that is weird," Owen commentated, "Why would someone leave a hunk of cheese out here."

A light bulb appeared above his head. "I know," he said, "Chef must have known I love cheese, and left some out for me to eat. Well, it would be impolite of me not to comply." When Owen bent down for the cheese, the entire Bass team jumped out from behind their cabin and sprayed Owen with water.

The Bass cheered when Chris announced their victory on the intercom, they had won a second game. Just one more win and they would be immune from tonight's vote.


Chris: I gotta tell ya, Owen actually fell for one of the most stupid traps I have ever seen; I mean does that guy realize that Chef does not like him.

Geoff: Am I angry about them using me as a decoy? Well we did win the challenge because of it, so I guess I am all right with it. (Silently whispers to himself) they will pay dearly.


"I hope you guys are ready for the final tiebreaker round," Chris said as he smiled sadistically. The campers groaned, the sun was already going down, and they were very sore after the long day of challenges. Chris smiled as he picked up a white ball. "Your challenge is a game of water volleyball." Several of the campers sighed happily when they realized the challenge would not be too difficult. "Each team will have six members in the game at a time. The first team to reach five points wins."

As the teams picked their members, Chris turned to Chef. "Hey Chef," he asked, "Why did you give the Bass that cheese in the first place?"

"Oh," Chef said with sweat pouring down his brow, "it makes better TV if we have a tiebreaker challenge."

"Good thinking," Chris said happily. Chef wiped the sweat off his forehead; he had really dodged a bullet there.


The two teams were in the water, in the area that had been set up for a volleyball court. On the Bass side, was Geoff, Katie, Bridgette, D.J., Harold, and Homer. On the Gopher team, was Izzy, Gwen, Leela, Owen, Heather, and Jonesy. Geoff smiled as he was given the first ball, and served it above the net and the heads of most of the Gophers. Just before it reached the water's surface, Leela dived for the ball and hit it up in the air. It was high enough for Owen to get behind it and hit it back onto the Bass side. Harold was able to easily return it, but Izzy had jumped in the way, and spiked the ball on the Bass side, thus giving them the first point.

The Gophers were now given the ball to serve. Owen served it, hitting over to Harold, who karate kicked it back to the Gopher side. Izzy hit it high into the air when she returned the ball, but she hit it too far, and it went out of bounds, giving the ball and point to the Bass.

D.J. served the ball next. The ball was moving very quickly, and was rather high, but it was going to be an easy return. Just as Leela was about to hit the ball, Heather pushed her out of the way in order to receive it. When she returned it however, it hit the net, and fell back into the Gopher's side. Many of the Gophers glared at Heather when Chris gave another point to the Bass.


Heather: What? I am trying to finally win an MVC award here, and the best way to do it is if I have the best performance in a challenge.


Bridgette smiled as she served the ball again. Unfortunately for the Gophers, they were too busy glaring at Heather to notice it. They were all shocked when Chris gave the Bass another point.

The next serve was Duncan's. The serve, however, was barely able to get over the net, Gwen then got under the ball; hit it up into the air, just above the net. Izzy then jumped off Owen's shoulders, and spiked the ball into the water. The Gophers cheered as they got the ball back.

When Leela spiked the ball for the Gophers, she hit it so hard that it went in the stratosphere. When it fell back down, it seemed to be burning up in its descent. When it hit the water, steam rose up from where it had landed, though it had still landed in the Bass's court, thus giving another point to the Gophers.

When the Gophers were again allowed to serve, Gwen managed to get the ball across the net. Duncan returned the ball with all of his strength. But the ball was not high enough to soar over the net, and it hit the net and fell back into the water. The Bass suddenly realized that the Gophers now had four points. One more loss and they would lose the challenge.

When the ball was served again, the two teams began to hit it back and forth. None of them were giving an inch. After about five minutes of continuous returning, Izzy smirked as she formed a plan. With one swift strike, she sent the ball over the net, and near Katie. Just as the pink wearing girl was about to hit the ball, Izzy shouted, "Oh," and then asked, "Is that Sadie?"

"Sadie!" Katie said happily, turning around to the shore. Because she did this, the ball hit the water, and the Gophers cheered. They had won the match. Chris smiled when he walked up to the teams.

"Alright," he said, "Looks like the Bass are going to be heading back to the campfire pit tonight. Gophers, I hope you enjoy your new air conditioner." The Gophers cheered as Chef carried the cooling device off of the boat, only to be crushed when Chef dropped the conditioner into the water.

"Well," Andrew said as Chef and Chris laughed, "I guess this award goes to Izzy. She did more or less win the volleyball and diving challenges, plus she totally dominated the pirate challenge. So I would have to say that she has defiantly earned this medal.


Duncan: You fell for one of the stupidest tricks in the book.

Grim: You cost us the challenge.

Morty: Sorry, but you have to go.

Izzy: (singing) Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!

"You have all cast your vote," Chris said as he walked into the campfire pit with a plate of marshmallows, "and let me remind you, that the person who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the boat of losers, and can never come back, ever!"

"So, first marshmallow goes to, Morty."

Morty caught his marshmallow.

"Geoff, Bridgette, D.J., Double D, Homer, Kyle, Eddy, and Courage."

They all also caught their marshmallows, though Homer caught his in his mouth.

"Jude, Jen, Dib, Peter, Bender, Stan, Ed, and Duncan."

They all also caught their marshmallows.

"Ezekiel, Rick, Kim, Ron, Jack,Tyler, and Grim."

They all also caught their marshmallows.

"Campers," Chris said as he picked up the final marshmallow, "Either Harold or Katie will be leaving tonight. Who is it going to be?" Both Harold and Katie sweated nervously, as they waited for the last name to be called out.

"And the final marshmallow goes to…"

…Harold."

"Yes," Harold said as he pumped his fist. Katie just stared angrily at her teammates.

"Fine!" she shouted, "I hope you all enjoy staying in the hellhole you bunch of marshmallow eating freaks!"

As she walked angrily over to the boat, she suddenly squealed. Sadie waved to her, and the two wonder twins embraced and let out a great "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"


Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie, Justin, Billy, Eddy, Trent, Cody, Beth, Wyatt, Katie

AN: Done! I hope you all liked the references in this chapter.