Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers were put through a boot camp by our very own Chef. Duncan pushed the sergeant over the edge, and the rest of the camp got back at him by making Chef think he had stolen food from Chef's fridge. In the end, Jack would win the challenge for the Bass, and Cartman would switch the votes so it was Frylock who was leaving Camp Wawanakwa.
Will the Bass continue to be winners?
Will Andrew try to get back at me for locking him in a cellar for nine days?
And will Kenny ever live through an episode?
Find out now, on Total Drama Island!
(Cue Theme Song)
"How could Frylock have been voted off?" Nikki asked herself, as the Gophers sat on their porch, trying to relax before the next challenge. All of them knew that Chris was in a bad mood, and would probably take it out of the campers.
"Hello campers!" they heard Chris shout. All of the competitors began to look around to see he was wearing a cheesy outfit that was covered in Q's. "Your challenge today is a blast from the past, the pop quiz."
The campers groaned, and Chris relished every second of it. "In this quiz, you will not be asked mere dates and numbers," Chris said, "But information about your fellow campers."
Many of the campers on both side suddenly looked at the host with looks of horror.
"That's right," Chris said as his smirk grew even more slyly, "Time to lay your dirty laundry out for all of your cast mates to see."
"Now if my assistant would please guide you to the podiums, we can get started," as Chris said this, Chef walked up to the campers and was wearing, you guessed it, a dress. As the campers screamed bloody murder, Chris suddenly pulled out a large number of collars. "These collars will give you a mild shock if you get the answer wrong."
"H-how bad is mild?" Morty asked fearfully. He knew better than to trust his health to the sadist.
Chris just ignored him as they walked to the stage, which had been set up to look like the set of Jeopardy. They began to here the famous music play, and saw Andrew sitting in the stand. The producer glared at the host, who was trying his best to ignore his boss.
Andrew: Chris, not only do you lock me in a cellar for over a week, but you have the gall to ignore my orders about ripping off other shows. You will pay dearly for this. (Holds up remote) Let's see if the viewers will enjoy seeing your planning sessions.
"Now the first team to answer ten questions correctly wins immunity, and the person who answers the most questions wins the MVC," Chris said before grabbing a card. The campers were at a loss of who would represent their teams first. Finally, it was decided that it would be Stan going up for the Bass, and Jonesy for the Gophers.
"The first question is," Chris read the card, "What was Eric Cartman's greatest triumph?"
"Not getting voted off," Jonesy stated cautiously. He was answered by a bolt of electricity zapping through his body, knocking him over. Stan thought about it for a moment, and then realization dawned on him.
"Was it making Scott Tenorman eat his own parents?" Stan asked while pinching his nose. All of the campers stared at Cartman in disgust when they saw a point added to the Bass's score.
"You actually made a guy eat his parents?" Geoff asked in a fearful tone.
"That son of a bitch stole sixteen dollars from me," Cartman explained. Many realized it would not be wise to cross Cartman at that moment.
"Well," Chris said slowly, "That is kind of gross, so let's move on to the next question, Duncan, Lindsey, your up!"
Duncan smirked when he stood up to the podium. Lindsey just smiled stupidly as her teammates slapped their foreheads. Chris smirked as he saw their reactions.
"Your question is," Chris said as he read the next card, "what was Harold voted most likely to be in his middle school year book?"
"Biggest dork," Duncan said jokingly. He was then shocked by five hundred volts of Karma.
Harold: Take that jerk wad!
"Who are we talking about?" Lindsey asked Chris, who sighed.
"Harold."
"Guy most likely to be in the movies?" she asked more than answered. The entire camp jaw dropped when the Gophers received another point.
Harold: Isn't that cool.
Lindsey: I could totally see him doing a Wellington TNT remake. That Henson, such a comedian.
"Guess I'm up," Geoff said as he walked up to the Bass's podium, and he saw that his opponent was Bart. Both of them were looking fairly confident.
"The question is," Chris read the next card, "Who starred in the very famous 90's sitcom Horsin' Around?"
Both Geoff and Bart blanked for a second, before a buzzer went off. "Bojack Horseman." Chris said, as both of the contestants left the stage much to Bojack's irritation.
Geoff: how was I supposed to know that? I'm not even on his team!
Bojack: Seriously?! That was like the easiest question in the entire challenge!
"Okay," Chris said as he prepared to give Bridgette and Caitlin their question, "Why did D.J. join Total Drama Island?"
"I know," Bridgette said happily, "He joined in order to help pay for his mom to go back to Jamaica." All of the girls cooed when they heard this reason, and D.J. could not help but blush. He would lightly high five Bridgette when she returned to the sideline, happy that she had known such an intimate fact about himself.
"I'll handle this," Mandy said as she stepped up to the stand.
"Guess I'm next," Jude said lazily, as he also stood on the stage.
"Who stole Eva's MP3 player back during the second challenge?" Chris asked the campers, and Mandy quickly answered.
"Heather."
"Correct," Chris said happily. Many of the Bass glared at the queen bee. Even if they did not like Eva, she did not deserve to be cheated out of the competition.
Gwen sighed as she and Courage walked up to the stage to answer their questions. Chris smiled slyly as he read the question. "What is Geoff's favorite song?"
"Summer Nights by Rascal Flats, duh," Gwen answered quickly before realizing her mistake. Many of the other campers looked shocked when they heard a ding from the host.
"How do you know that Gwen?" Leela asked apprehensively.
"We talked about music at one of the parties," Gwen quickly said, diverting the suspicion of many of her teammates.
Gwen: Man, I dodged a bullet there.
Heather: So close! Just a little more prodding and everyone would know she likes party boy.
Lindsey: I think Gerald and Ginger would make an awesome couple. Just like me and Trevor.
"Which of our campers is famous for being a world champion limbo dancer?" Chris asked Heather and D.J.
"Grim!" D.J. shouted. He then explained to the rest of the campers, "In Jamaica, he is famous for winning a lot of tournaments." He and the lord of death high fived, while several of the others looked at them strangely.
Grim smirked as he walked up to the podium. He was rather confident, especially with his opponent being Izzy. There was no way he could lose to a girl that crazy.
"Which former Bass member is known at her school as the girl who thinks with her head?" Chris asked.
"Eva!" Izzy shouted, only to be shocked badly. Unlike the others, she actually laughed when she was shocked.
"Sadie," Grim said, then explained, "I got to collect all your souls eventually, I should probably at least know something about you." He unfortunately did not understand the strange looks that the other campers were giving him.
"So," Chris said, "To speed things up, I have decided to just ask the question to everybody at once, but don't worry; only those who answer wrong will be shocked."
Gwen: Personally, I'm surprised that he didn't make all of us get shocked.
"The next question is, who does June have a crush on?" June blushed badly when she heard the question.
Kenny let out a muffled response, which no one could here, and was treated to a shock to the system. For some reason, the shock was so great, that it cooked the boy from the inside out.
"Whoops," Chris said as he walked up to Kenny to examine his collar, "Knew we should have checked the power on these things."
"Oh my god!" Stan shouted, "Chris Mclean killed Kenny!"
"That Bastard!" Kyle exclaimed.
"The next question is; what are Ezekiel's parents' occupations?" Izzy tapped her chin in thought, and then she beamed at the host as she rang the buzzer.
"Fruit farmers!" she exclaimed. Chris nodded as some of the campers gave her weird looks. "If you want to make a man yours, you got to know a lot about how to suck up to their parents." Ezekiel blushed a bright pink when he heard this.
Ezekiel: That's kind of sweet. Incredibly creepy, but sweet.
"What is my most valuable possession?"
Kim sighed at the host's antics. "Your hair."
"Correct! Next question, who here has traveled to the future?" Many of the campers looked confused, before Heather slammed her buzzer.
"Bender obviously."
Many of the other campers seemed to understand her logic, and were shocked when Heather was, well, shocked.
"Bender is from the future, and so is Leela, the guy you are looking for Jack."
Peter: Man, this challenge is harder than when I tried to tame a giraffe.
(Cue Cutaway)
Peter sighed as Lois ordered him to take the giraffe he had stolen back to the zoo.
"Guess you have to go back to the zoo Alison Janie," Peter suddenly looked around and noticed the creature was nowhere to be seen, "Alison Janie?"
Peter suddenly saw the giraffe running away from his next door neighbor's house, and then colliding with Cleveland's house.
"What the hell?" Cleveland shouted from his bathtub. The bath suddenly began to tip towards the front of the house. "No, no, no, no!" The bathtub fell out off the floor and onto the ground, shattering it.
"I got to stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans."
(End Cutaway)
Geoff would answer the next question correctly, earning a sixth point for the Bass. Many were not surprised when he correctly answered Captain Melon-head, to the person who ruins Eddy's scams at home.
Jude correctly answered what Jen's sister's name was, while Rick was able to correctly state who Lindsey was going out with. The blonde bombshell tried to apologize when the Asian girl revealed she had been meeting with Tyler when Heather wasn't looking.
As the questions began to grow harder, people had a harder time answering them. Harold and Owen were shocked when they both tried to answer, "Who is the strongest person here?" and no one could answer when a question about who is famous for writing the most universally bashed novel in circulation. No one noticed Brian giving a sigh of relief at that.
"Which camper knows how to speak eight languages?"
"Zeke!" Izzy shouted. Ezekiel shuddered when the red head blew him a kiss.
"How many times has Duncan attempted to escape from prison?"
"Twelve, me and Ron have stopped about half of them," Kim said as she smirked at the punk, who just waved her fist at her.
"Which camper has lead has lead his team too a conference championship as quarterback?"
"Geoff, we played each other in a game that season," Tyler stated. Geoff suddenly gave a once over of Tyler.
"Now I remember; you were that linebacker that dropped that interception."
"Shut up!"
"The Bass have nine points at the moment, while the Gophers are stuck at thirteen, so if the Bass get this next one right, they win immunity," Chris said, before adding, "Again!"
"Who has their own clothes modeling career outside of camp?"
"Justin!" Jonesy shouted before being shocked, before guessing again, "Lindsey?" He was zapped a second time.
"Stewie!" Peter shouted. The Bass cheered as they added the tenth and final point needed to their score, "Knew forcing my infant son to be a diaper model would have benefits one day."
"Well Gophers," Chris said as the Gophers sulked, "Bet you are feeling pretty crappy right now."
"Yeah, so," Gwen said angrily.
"So, I am here to offer one of you a way out," Chris said, "I a talking about a second challenge to decide who gets individual immunity." Many of the Gophers stared at the host angrily. Wasn't one challenge enough for this psycho!
"I felt that this challenge was too boring, so I decided to make a second one," Chris said, "And-"
"And I would like to show you a video of how Chris came up with this challenge," Andrew said while covering Chris's mouth. Andrew then took out a remote, and clicked a button causing a screen to appear. It suddenly turned on.
(On the Screen)
"This challenge is too boring!" Chris shouted as he read the plans for the days challenge, "We need to come up with something else!"
"I thought that the shock collars were a good idea," Chef said angrily.
"Not that, the questions we have," Chris sighed, before stepping over to a wall, "Were going to have to come up with another idea. To the lab!" Chris then pointed at a panel of levers on the side of the wall.
"Pull the lever Chef!"
Chef pulled the letter, which suddenly caused a giant safe to land on the narcissistic host.
"Wrong lever!" Chris moaned from underneath the safe. Chef pulled the other lever, which caused the wall to spin. When they were spun, the two landed in a cart, and suddenly heard a voice.
"Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle, and keep your seat belts fastened at all times."
The two sadists took a trip down the coaster, finally hitting a stop, which flipped the two out of the cart, only now dressed in lab coats. They looked at each other, high-fived, and ran towards a table.
"This is perfect, perfect, perfect!" Chris said, as he plotted his plan, "Fist, well make the losers run up the cliff, then make them get on a helicopter, then send them all the way to Montreal, and then make them ride a bike all the way back to camp, first one back wins! Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"
Chef just stared at Chris, "Wouldn't that be a lot of extra time and money, when instead we could just make the stone wall we need, and we could use them as free labor?"
"That works too."
(End Video)
Chris sighed as the campers howled in laughter. Seeing Chris being physically crushed was a sight for sore eyes.
"So," Chris said, 'Whoever builds the best six foot section of wall in five hours wins individual immunity, and will not go home."
The campers began to gather their supplies, and were placed on a remote area of camp just a few hundred yards away from the kitchen. As they were given to their positions, Heather faced her alliance.
"Start building my wall," Heather ordered Caitlin and Lindsey. Nikki and Jonesy both glared at the Asian girl, and walked up to her.
"You can't do that to our friend," Nikki growled.
"Oh yes I can," Heather scoffed, "she is in my alliance."
"Since when," Jonesy scowled.
"Since I made her," Heather said, "And I kindly ask you to leave my alliance alone."
"Yeah right," Nikki said, "Come on Caitlin, just go do your own wall."
"Okay," as Caitlin raced off, Heather glared at the three. They would pay for upending her alliance.
A few hours later...
"There, all finished," Nikki smiled at her handy work, as her entire section of wall was now complete. She smirked as she jumped up onto a tree branch, and began to rest. Just as she closed her eyes, however, she heard shouts and yells from off in the distance. She suddenly opened her eyes, to see a large group of Asian's on horseback riding towards her wall. She was shocked when they began to smash it down, and got up and ran to the walls.
"Get out of here you damn Mongolians!" she cursed, as the horseman retreated into the woods.
"Stupid Mongolians," Nikki muttered as she began to rebuild her wall, "why is it every time a Chinese person tries to make a wall, they always come to tear it down."
Chris: And she is some how not surprised by this.
Nikki: Hey, after a few weeks on this island, you get used to this kind of thing happening.
"Man, this is tough," Gwen groaned as she laid a foundation of mortar, "I now know why my mom makes me get good grades. I would hate to do this for the rest of my life."
As Gwen began to lay the stone, she was bending down, unable to see the presence behind her.
"Boo!"
"Ahhh!" Gwen screamed, only to sigh in relief when she saw it was only Geoff. "What do you want?" She asked tiredly.
"You look like you could use a hand," Geoff said as he got down next to her, "I am at your service."
"Geoff, you're on the other team, I can't ask you to do this," Gwen said sadly. Geoff just put his hand on her shoulder.
"Don't worry about it, I want to help."
As Geoff bent down to grab some more bricks, he was unable to see the bright pink flush that covered Gwen's face.
Gwen: Geoff is the nicest guy on the planet! He is generous, kind, sweet, caring, helpful, hot… (Slaps forehead) I just said that out loud, didn't I?
Geoff:(Wearing MVC medal) What can I say, I like Gwen. She is really nice and sweet. Plus she is a great competitor.
"There, that should do it," Nikki said as sweat poured from her body, "the wall is completely rebuilt now."
She suddenly heard shouting and metal clanging in the distance. She looked and saw a large area of armor on a hill, with sound emanating from it. She suddenly grabbed a large branch that was lying on the ground.
"I'll get you Mongolians!" she shouted as she ran to the hill. When she arrived, she was shocked that the only things there was some spare armor and a tape recorder that was playing the sound of the attack. When she turned it off, she heard the sound again, only this time coming from her wall.
"Damn Mongolians!" she shouted as she chased the barbarians away again.
"Stupid Mongolians," she muttered, as she began to build her wall back, AGAIN!
"Well," Chris said, as he examined the now finished walls, "You guys suck at manual labor."
The campers sighed at his insults. They had become used to it by now. As Chris began to inspect the walls, he suddenly came across Cartman, who was covered in his own blood and cement mix.
"What the hell happened to you!" Chris asked. Cartman then stared fearfully in a tree, seeing the Sloppy Joe Monster hiding in the branches. It appeared to growl at him, and then jumped back into the leaves.
"I fell down," Cartman lied.
"Um, you should be more careful," Stewie said.
"Not bad Nikki," Chris said. Nikki's wall was again standing, and was well made. Just as she sighed in relief, she heard swords clanging behind the wall. She turned to see the wall crumble, revealing the horde of Mongolians laughing. Nikki suddenly threw a brick at them.
"Damn Mongolians!" She exclaimed in frustration.
"Well," Chris said, completely unaffected by Nikki's plight, "Guess that means you lose. These walls have to be good enough to keep out anything, including Mongolians."
Nikki screamed in pure frustration.
"Okay, I have made my decision," Chris said, as he stood in front of the entire Gopher team, "I feel that Gwen has made the best wall of you all, and now has individual immunity." Gwen sighed as she sat down, full of relief.
"The rest of you will have to vote someone off tonight, so, see you at the pit in a few hours," Chris walked away, leaving the Gophers with a difficult choice, who to get rid of next.
"Man this sucks ass," Cartman said, as he sat with Mandy, Heather, and Lindsey, "We lost one of our alliance members."
"I say we get rid of either Nikki or Jonesy," Heather said.
"Yeah, but their both well liked," Lindsey said sadly, "How could we get rid of them if we can't convince the others to vote one of them off."
"Easy," Cartman said, holding up a small folder, "Blackmail."
"Hello Gwen," Cartman said as he walked up to the Goth, "I am sure you are…"
"…Trying to decide who you will vote off tonight."
"Yeah," Bojack said, "So?"
"I just felt you wouldn't want the others to see this," Cartman handed Stewie a picture, which caused the baby to scowl.
"So what do you want you douchebag?"
"Just for you to vote for Jonesy tonight," Cartman said sadistically, which eventually caused Fry to hand back the photo and nod his head in agreement.
Cartman: Excellent!
"Well," Chris said, carrying out another plate of marshmallows, "You guys must be getting pretty sick of being here."
"Shut up Chris!" Gwen screamed.
"Touchy," Chris said fearfully, before grabbing the first marshmallow, "You know the marshmallow, you get no marshmallow, you leave, for good."
"The first Marshmallow goes to our individual star, Gwen!"
Gwen sighed as she caught her marshmallow and popped it in her mouth.
"Leela, Cartman, Kenny, Fry, Mandy and Lindsey!"
They all also caught their marshmallows.
"Owen, Izzy, Caitlin, Nikki, Brian, and Stewie."
Owen caught his in his mouth, while the others just caught theirs normally.
"Bojack, Bart, Leshawna, Shake, Meatwad, Early and that leaves us with just one marshmallow left."
Both Heather and Jonesy started to sweat. Heather glared at Cartman, hoping that his plan had worked.
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Heather smirked as she caught her marshmallow, as Jonesy sighed. Nikki suddenly ran up to her friend, gave him a hug goodbye, and with that the Hispanic boy walked onto the boat of losers, and left Total Drama Island.
Nikki: I know Heather had something to do with Jonesy's elimination, and I will find out how.
Cartman: Excellent, now with the others suspecting Heather of foul play, I can manipulate the votes as much as I want.
"So," Morty said as he bit down on their reward, a custom made burger with all their favorite toppings, "You guys ready for what happens in three challenges?"
"The merge," Geoff stated, "Kinda. Guess it will be one on one for the rest of the show from then on."
"Well," Bridgette said as she finished off her veggie burger, "Good night."
Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie, Justin, Billy, Rusty, Trent, Cody, Beth, Wyatt, Katie, Homer, Ron, Frylock, Jonesy
AN: So yeah, Cartman has taken Heather's place as the main antagonist for the past few chapters, and Jack and Izzy haven't had a fight in a while. Don't worry, the rivalry will start back up again soon, and I hope you are all looking forward to the big merger, which I plan to be the first double chapter of the story. Thanks for reading, and I hope to get another chapter out really soon.
