I decided to start this story over I didn't like the direction the other story was heading to.

Andres (Author): Yes I do own Naruto.

Lawyer: Uhh...hem!

Andres: I mean no I don't own Naruto.

Enjoy, hope you like it! If I get some good reviews I'll write more. Please tell me what I can do better; I'm an average student in High School.

This is officially my first story.

I need an editor, as you will all see soon.

Chapter One: Why is Sakura in my bed? Where's Saskue?

Naruto wakes up with his famous dazed look on his face. He looks around and finds himself at his shaggy house in bed, with some week old ramen on his table. He then realizes he was drinking last night when he wakes up with this horrible headache. He notices he is not sleeping alone, he notices someone with long hair wrapped around his body. His headache made it hard for him to focus. He didn't pay much attention to the girl due to the fact that he thought it was a dream. He pinched himself, as always to check if this is a dream or not, and he was stunned to realize that this was not a dream.

Ever since Naruto tried the dating scene, he has been rejected more times then anyone can count in one day. At one point Naruto thought he found the right one. He had been going out with her for about 2 months until he caught her cheating with someone's boyfriend. Ever since that break up he has been having a reoccurring dream, where he finds himself with a girl with long hair wrapped around his body. Each time he has this dream he wakes up before he is able to find out who the person is in the dream.

To his surprise the reoccurring dream was real. He was so freaked out he froze for a couple of minutes and started to shake and blush. The girl woke up due to Naruto movements in bed; his whole face became red when her breast popped from underneath the sheets. His eyes opened as far back as humanly possible. He yelled and fell off his bed with a face as red as an apple and with a nosebleed.

"Naruto-Kun?" said the girl to the fallen ninja.

Now the girl's breast was a foot and a half away from Naruto when the girl went to look at the fallen Naruto. Naruto couldn't really get any words out.

"Sa...Sa...Sa...ku...ra...chan", Naruto had gotten up. Naruto blushed even harder when he realized he too was naked on the floor. The next thing he knew Sakura was holding him tightly crying and sobbing. He was stumped by this action. Soon he remembered why he was crying, and he too was having trouble holding in his tears. Naruto had actually woken up from a dream to what happened to them a few days ago.

Sakura was taking a walk and found her boyfriend making out with another girl. Her jaw dropped to the floor. At the same time Naruto came and found his girlfriend making out with Sakura's boyfriend. They were both perplexed, and both of their jaws were now on the floor. Sakura just started chasing at her now EX-boyfriend. He tried to explain what happened. But, since he is a guy it was all bullshit. Naruto had to pull Sakura off the man. Sakura was so angry you would of thought her veins that were going to pop out and that they were going to attack her EX.

Naruto tried to calm down Sakura, but nothing worked.

"Sakura-Chan calm down, please, you are going to kill him."

"Naruto-Kun I'm surprised your not attacking your girlfriend. After what she did to you, how come you are not mad? You must feel like you're in hell right now" she said as she was chocking the man."

"I know your mad Sakura-Chan, but that's how life is." Sakura-Chan let him go. She thought about what Naruto said very deeply.

"What is they had sex?"

"I don't think they have" Naruto said with some doubt.

"I think they have" Sakura said with a very evil voice.

Naruto got a crazy look in his eye. He looked behind him and noticed his EX-girlfriend ran off. He cracked his knuckles, stretched his arms and feet quickly. Counted down to five and went chasing off toward her.

Thirty minutes later, all four of them ended up in the Hokage's office. The Hokage gave them a 10-minute speech about relationships. She used the kind of imagery you might use toward a 12 year old. Hokage told the other two to leave and for Naruto and Sakura to stay.

"You two report here for your next mission at sunrise"

"Sure" they both said simultaneously, with a grin.

As they both walked out the Hokage said, "Try to act a little mature you too."

"My ass" they both said as they walked out.

Five minutes later Naruto and Sakura where at the Ramen shop talking it up.

The next morning, the pink haired girl, the blonde haired kid, and The Copy Ninja stepped into the Hokage's Office. Naruto and Sakura are both 21 years old and now Jounins. Sakura had grown her hair long, just as long as it was when she graduated from the academy.

"Her breast had gotten bigger" Naruto thought to himself.

"I can't believe I'm having these thought, I thought I was over her when I gave up four years ago. I told myself I wouldn't try to get with Sakura anymore, and here I am looking at her breast. But maybe I have a chance now. After all of that she must be feeling lonely, maybe I should go comfort her?" Naruto thought with a blush.

"Dammit" Sakura though to herself.

"Why would he cheat on me?"

"I've given him nothing but love."

"I should have kicked his ass half way to hell when I had the chance."

"It's all Naruto's fault, why did I listen to him? He sure has gotten cuter lately." Sakura thought with a Blush

Naruto and Sakura's mind were somewhere else's due to their EX's.

Naruto was actually the same height as Kakashi. All you can say is for Naruto is that he looks the same, and he finally ditched the orange clothes. Black is now his color, but he still wears an orange undershirt. His whiskers were more noticeable now, and of course Naruto is the same Loud Powerful ninja.

They had just received an A-Rank Mission. Which was an assassination mission. Their mission was to bring the person who had taken Hinata while she was on a mission.

Tsunade started giving more details about the mission" Hinata has been missing for about 3 days. They have just been given information about the hideout of where Hinata might be. She was acting a little funny the day before she went missing. She was last spotted near the Naruto Bridge."

"Eh..." said Naruto. He wasn't paying much attention due to the fact that Sakura was on his mind. He was also trying to figure out why he is thinking of Sakura in the first place. He just said "Eh" because he heard his name.

Tsunade continued, "As I was saying she was last spotted near the Naruto Bridge. We speculate they are hiding out at Gato's old hideout. Footprints were found near the Bridge. The footprints lead toward the lake then disappear. The footprints show no signs of struggle."

As the three of them left Tsunade said "Look alive Naruto and Sakura, I know yesterday was rough, but don't get killed over some breakup."

"My ass" they both said as they walked out.

"I heard that, I may be old, but I'm not deaf" in her most horrid voice possible.

They left with a mental note, that note was "She may be old but she still is scary."

About a half a day later they had reached the Naruto Bridge. Naruto hasn't been to the Mist Country since his 1st C-Rank mission. He was so happy to see the Naruto Bridge. Naruto still being the loud mouth he had always been he yelled," LOOK IT'S MY BRIDGE".

The pink haired girl hit him on the head and said," be quite dropout". Naruto shut up immediately. Sakura had blushed when she did that. Which confused the already hurt Naruto. Naruto was thinking to himself why she used the word "dropout"; he hadn't heard that word for about 6 years. The blush had confused him even more.

"Are you guys alright today" Kakashi said with a concerning voice.

Naruto and Sakura had built up a bubble of frustration on their journey so far. Kakashi bursted that bubble with his concerning voice.

"YES KAKASHI, GOSH!" Sakura and Naruto said together.

Kakashi continued walking like his usual casual self.

They reached Gato's hideout in 10 minutes from the Bridge. All three of them noticed the light on in the mid section of the house. They studied the house from a far view. They noticed the lights in the front go on and off in the back. The lights in the mid section were still on. They all heard a loud scream from the midsection. They had no choice but to act quickly. The plan was to cornering them by Naruto going in the South end of the building, and by Sakura and Kakashi going through the North.

Naruto approached through the back, he didn't find anything out of the ordinary. What he heard confused him. No matter how much he thought he was still confused by the noise. The more he thought about the noise the more confused he became.

Author's note: I know it's a flashback within a flashback. I figured this would be the best way to tell the story.

2 Months earlier…

Hinata, Lee and Gai were on their way back from a mission, which lasted 3 days. They decided to stop after a day of traveling back home. They rested in front of a strange looking house. Gai and Lee hadn't noticed the strange looking house, but Hinata had. Lee and Gai are both guys, which makes since why they didn't notice the strange looking house. They wouldn't even be able to tell if Hinata got a haircut or not.

(The only time any guy has noticed anything in Naruto was when Sakura cut her hair with a knife. Naruto was the only one to remember because he was obsessed with Sakura. It didn't even look like Sasuke noticed.)

Hinata noticed a figure looking out the window. Hinata couldn't make out very well who the person was. All she was able to see that he was wearing a Dark Blue raincoat, had bandages wrapped around his mouth and chin, and he/she was about the same age as she was. What bothered her most about the man was that his eyes, she had sworn she had seen them before. It hadn't bothered her too much. All she got from him was a weird vibe. She thought he was kind of cute even though Hinata couldn't get a good picture of him.

Hinata said to herself "How can I think he's cute when I can't even tell what his eye color is?" She just sighed and told herself "I'm weird."

They started to move through the forest yet again. As they stopped to get some food, Hinata saw this mysterious man again. They were at a local market while this man with a dark blue coat was buying fish. Hinata decided to talk to this man who was getting on her nerve, because she couldn't make out who it was.

Hinata said "Hello."

The man replied "Hello" in a low bashful voice. The man didn't bother to turn around. So Hinata decided to tap the man's shoulder to get his attention.

He turned around and simply said, "Yes?" Hinata was disappointed because she couldn't see anything new about him, just what she was able to see from outside the strange house. This time he had the bandage up to his nose, and his hood was covering his hair so all she was able to see was his eyes. At least she was thankful that it was a man and not a woman that she thought was cute.

At that point Hinata knew that she knew this person. She though to herself if only he could remove the bandages and the hood she would be able to see who it was.

Hinata asked the man "If he knew me or not". He simply walked away. Hinata was confused by this act. Lee and Gai called to Hinata and said, "We are leaving now, come on lets get going, we are all tired." Hinata wanted to chase this man more then anything but she was really tired and wanted to go home. So that is what she did, go home.

Hinata, Lee, and Gai found themselves in the Hokage's office 6 hours later, reporting in on their report. Hinata was surprised when the Hokage told her she had 2 months off. She jumped up and down when she was told this.

"Please Hinata act like a proper ninja and stop jumping up and down," the Hokage said with a smile.

Hinata was thinking to herself already on how to spend the 2 months off since this is a rare occasion, the last time this happened was the first time it happened to her. She went home that day with one goal in mind, to find out who the man was that was at the market.

The next day she went to the Hokage's office for permission to leave the country. She was granted the permission under the lie that it was to go visit his brother who was stuck at the Sand Country due to a bad injury he suffered while on a mission. He refers to Neji as his brother now. She was really going to the strange house to find out who this man actually is. It has been bothering her ever since she saw him the 2nd time.

As she was heading toward the forest she was imagining how he would approach this man. She already knew where he was living. When she got to the house she decided to be very open about it and just confront him by knocking on the door.

She knocked on the door. She could hear the footsteps coming toward her. He heart started beating really hard, so hard she could hear it standing still. As the door open she was yet disappointed to find out he had been wearing the same thing from the market.

She said very bashfully with a blush "um… eh… Hello!"

The man just stood there. His hand reached for his head and slowly pulled off his hood.

She just stood there as if her soul was being sucked out of her. She stood there; she began to tilt, and fell down 21 steps before the man caught her. Little did she know they man was also 21 years old. When the man looked at her she had her eyes closed and was sweating as much as if she was working at a sweatshop.

As she woke up the first thing she realized was that she wasn't sleeping alone. This being because the man who had taken her inside the house only had one futon(mattress), but she didn't know and thought she was raped. Her stomach was hurting due to the fact she was allergic to the medicine the man gave her. Yet, she though her stomach was hurting because she had been raped. She had bruises on her left arm and right leg, but it was due to the fact that she fell down the stairs.

Hinata was acting so scared and trembling so violently she woke up the man sleeping right next to her.

Her two words that Hinata exchanged with the man will be two words he will never forget. As she punched him with more force then she had ever with her life she said "YOU PERVERT."

It had no effect on the man. She didn't remember falling down the stairs. She was reminded when she saw his face for the second time on why she fainted.

It was all clear to her when the man said these simple words "I only have one futon."

She felt really bad about what she did, to make it up she offered to him to cook breakfast. He accepted, Hinata only agreed to one day but that turned into a week and that turned into 3 weeks. During these three weeks they had gotten to know each other extremely well. They knew each other so well, they were an open book to each other, and they both knew how to turn the pages and what page to turn to.

As Hinata was washing the dishes the man walked to her, looked her right in the eye and said three words she never heard in her life.

He said, "I love you" as he came in for a kiss… lasted 6 minutes. That six-minute kiss toke them all over the kitchen. That man did what Naruto will do in the near future. Hinata thought this was going on so fast, but this passion she felt overwhelmed the confusion.

She left the following day because, on the second week of her stay he actually visited his brother to make sure he wouldn't get home before she did, and also to check up on his well being too. Neji told her she was going home in a week and a half. Hinata decided she would leave in a week from now just to make sure she gets home first. It had been a week since he had seen his brother so it was time for him to leave. She was crushed to leave the man behind, but she had to.

One thing that bothered her was that, he couldn't go home with her. He gave the reason to why he couldn't go back to with her. She had made up her mind that she would kidnap herself just that she would be able to stay with the man. She didn't care if others worried for her. To her it was the only way for her to be able to stay with the man. She went back many times without the permission of Hokage. She decided she would kidnap herself on the first mission she would be given as soon as her 2-month break was over. And that is what she actually did.

Three days from her kidnapping she would be making the noise that was confusing Naruto at this very moment.

After 10 seconds of pondering about what the noise might be, he was still confused why he might be hearing this sound.

Meanwhile, Kakashi and Sakura were thinking the same that Naruto was thinking. They proceeded with the plan. They stormed in the room.

Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura will regret ever entering that room.

Kakashi had a very serious look on, while blushing. His face was very confusing; it was like he had on a serious blush.

Sakura turned red as an apple, and then fainted.

Naruto just had a jealous face on.

The two people in the bed were indeed naked. The man was still grabbing Hinata breast. While Hinata was on top of the man. Neither of them could get a good picture of the man at the bottom. Neither of them didn't really want know who was at the bottom.

The room was silent for a while, Kakashi and Naruto walked backwards as they left the room. Kakashi and Naruto waited outside for 3 minutes. None of them said a word.

The silence was broken when Naruto said, "Who was at the bottom?"

Kakashi replied, "I don't want to know."

"I don't want to know either, I'm hearing the confusing noise again."

"Wait isn't Sakura still in there."

Naruto said, "Can't believe Sakura can stay awake through all that noise."

Naruto and Kakashi heard Hinata and Sakura screaming, so they rushed in to see what happened.

Blood was all over the room. Hinata and Sakura were standing over a bloody mess as Naruto and Kakashi rushed in. All four of them became speechless when they looked at the bloody floor. No one was able to say anything.

Finally someone broke the silence. As Naruto was looking at the man all he could say was "Sa…Sa…Sasuke!"

Sakura and Naruto are now wiping their tears away, and yes there both standing up wiping their tears...naked! Naruto and Sakura were putting on their clothes.

"Um...Sakura sorry about your dress", Naruto said quietly and bashfully.

"Its ok, I didn't like this dress anyways", she said as she opened the door.

"The dress looks good on you though", he said as he blushed. Sakura seemed to freeze right before she was about to close the door.

"It looks better on your bedroom floor", Sakura said. He blushed, Naruto approached her picked her up bridal style and closed the door behind them. Soon Naruto would be making the noise that was confusing him.

lol. I love the last three lines of this story.

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Kakashi: I'm speechless

Naruto: Over the death more, or over the whole sex thing

Kakashi/Sakura: Both!

Naruto: You can only pick one.

Sakura: The sex thing.

Kakashi: The sex thing.

Naruto: The sex thing.

Sasuke