Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned below... actually, I don't own much at all... I'm really a homeless man on the corner of the street with a laptop... I stole it... from Donald Trump! Grrr... I hate rich people... And I am strangely attracted to Voldemort... he is MAJORLY sexy... Gnarly!


THE AFTERLIFE: CHAPTER ONE

So, here I am, down in you know where, and it's just like my dream. No, there wasn't any white light, and no, there are no coal-chopping people down here.

I am Lord Voldemort, and I now rule the Underworld.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, that is me. You see, with those ugly horns, that is what I have become! All because that stupid git Harry Potter tossed me down a black hole, I died and came down here. Alas! I was not yet dead.

I am not yet dead...or am I? I can't really tell, after all, I am talking to you in my evil voice and my cackling still rings and echoes in the chambers around me…all will know my voice! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Let me introduce you to Harry…this is Harry…(points at a poster with arrows stuck in the eyes)…it is also my dartboard…after all it does get kinda boring down here with only my horn polish to keep me company…they do have to be shiny for my seat at the PURGATORIAN JUDGING TABLE.


Read on, my friends, for the tale shall continue... As soon as this cop leaves so he doesn't see that I stole this computer... Darn that PoPo...