Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The teams all went out to the ball park to play the great game of Baseball. Grim and Izzy dominated, and others stunk up the stands. Tyler stepped in when Grim got tired, and actually did pretty well. But, the Gophers led by Mandy managed a surprising comeback. In the follow up challenge, Duncan cheated his way to immunity, and poor Tyler was sent home.

Who will be the last camper eliminated before the merge?

Will I ever remove that dang extra lever?

And will Kenny ever actually make it through an episode alive?

Find out now, on Total Drama Island!


(Cue Theme Song)


Geoff smiled softly as he rolled over in bed, dreaming about partying, eating meat, and talking with Gwen.

He slightly opened his eyes, and he saw an elephant in the middle of the room. He closed them again, smiling as he thought about seeing the elephant. After several seconds, his eyes opened in shock.

"Why the hell is there an elephant in the room!" he shouted, waking everybody up. A huge uproar occurred when the elephant itself was sent into a startled rampage, eventually knocking down the wall.

As the bass looked out the hole, they heard more screams and trumpeting, and saw four more elephants blast out of the other three cabin sections. The others, still dressed in their pajamas, came rushing out, and staring at the four pacaderms rampaging across the camp. Chris rode up to the campers, as they stared at him in shock.

"So," Chris said, "I guess you want to know why there were elephants in your rooms."

All the campers glared at the host, and even Kenny flipped him off. Chris simply smirked, and continued to talk about the challenge.

"Your task is to corral these mighty beasts in four holding pens across cam. The first four campers to successfully capture one of the elephants, wins immunity, and you are guaranteed a spot in the final thirty! The rest of you will vote off the final loser tonight."

"Wait a minute," Morty said, "so you're saying that tonight we all vote for one of the people who don't catch an elephant. Isn't that more or less saying that today is the first day that the first day that the teams have merged?"

"Yep," Chris said happily.

"Isn't that a little mean to the viewers?" Geoff asked.

"Who cares," Chris remarked, "I just ran out of ideas for two team challenges, and I thought this would be fun to watch. Now get out there, and be happy that the longest any of you will be forced to stay here is about five weeks."

The campers cheered when they realized how far they had come. They were nearly half way there.

Their celebration was cut short when one of the elephants ran by, and it crushed Kenny under its foot.

"Oh my god!" Stan screamed, "They killed Kenny!"

"You Bastards!" Kyle exclaimed in a fury.


Geoff: Could someone please tell me how someone who dies every challenge actually made it this far.


As the elephants rampaged across the camp, the teams gathered together. They all had looks of anger across their faces, and more than a few were swearing at Chris under their breath.

"Guys," Geoff said, as he stood on a podium, "I know that this is the last challenge before the merge, but we really can't do this challenge and compete against one another. There is no way that one person can capture an elephants alone. Gophers are in particularly bad shape since Kenny can't help them." Many of the Gophers looked to the ground in shame.

"So what should we do?" Bart asked fearfully, as an elephant passed by, knocking over a tree in its charge. The entire group shivered. Chris really did need to get his sadism under control.

"I think we should all split up into groups, and then the one who does most for the capture of an elephant gets the reward for bringing it in," Harold said. All of the campers, even Duncan, agreed with the logic, and split up to take down the large beasts.


"Why the hell am I stuck with a baby, a dog, a fat guy, a hippie, a talking horse head, a dress wearing Asian, a black loser, and a Jew?" Cartman asked loudly, ticking off his competitors.

"Shut up you fat asshole!" Kyle screamed at the boy in the red vest.

"Shhh!" Jack whispered as he pointed to an elephant, which was quietly grazing on some grass. The members of the first group all began to tip-toe through the bushes, eyes locked on the huge mammal. As the creature's trunk moved downward to pick up wore grass, Cartman burst through the bushes, and walked right up to him.

"Listen here you stupid gray ass!" he shouted, as the others attempted to lure the idiot back to the bushes, "You need to follow me to the pen! You will come with me, and you will go in that pen, you understand you big piece of shit!"

The elephant just stared silently for a moment at the obese boy in front of it. After several seconds, the elephant picked Cartman up with its trunk, and flung him out of the way. The boy screamed as he flew threw the air, and the other members of his team sweat dropped when the heard him splash into the lake.

"So," Peter said, as he saw Cartman struggle to escape the lake, "Guess we need a new plan."


"You better help us, Heather," Leshawna said, as she Mandy, Izzy, Jen, Leela, Ezekiel, and Kim glared at the queen bee, who was filing her nails.

"Why should I risk my life when I know I won't be voted off?" Heather retorted spitefully. The other girls, and Zeke, sighed, as they looked out on the shore of the lake, where another elephant was getting a drink.

Izzy tapped her hand to her cheek for a second, as she pondered a plan. Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over her head, and she picked up a rope on the dock. She tied it into a lasso, and began to swing it around.

She then tossed the loop of the lasso onto a branch of a nearby tree. When the rope caught, she grabbed Ezekiel, and swung off the dock, and onto the elephant's back. The pacaderm trumpeted in surprise, as it began to run off along the beach.

Izzy yelled in glee, as the elephant galloped around the camp. Not only was this elephant trying to buck her off like that bull at that rodeo that she had been a star of when she was eight, but Zeke was holding onto her so tightly when they were riding. He must really like this.

Zeke was currently pondering taking the easy way out, falling off and being trampled to death by the elephant. At least then, death would be quick and semi-painless! He decided against it when they passed the pancake that had once been Kenny. Zeke suddenly held tighter to Izzy, trying to keep his balance.

"Getting a little frisky aren't we my Zeke?" Izzy asked slyly, causing Ezekiel to pale, "Maybe when were done here, you and me can get to second base."

Being flat mush was looking more attractive by the minute.


Ezekiel: I am not sure how I should go through with my relationship with Izzy. She is very beautiful, and I want to be with her. But, I don't want to think about what kind of things she would want to do for a first date, let alone a honey moon.

Izzy: first date? Hum, I guess a dinner, a movie, and then go alligator hunting in the sewer! Wahoo!


"Why the hell are we in Chris's office?" Stan asked, as he Harold, Double D, Ed, Eddy, Lindsey, Courage, and Dib watched Duncan tear threw the files, searching for something.

"If Chris got the elephants into our rooms," Duncan explained, "Than he probably has some bait or something we can use to get our elephant into the pen."

"Wow," Harold said with surprise, "You actually thought this scheme through."

Duncan glared at the nerd, before he saw a set of levers behind him. He the raised his finger to the air.

"Pull the lever Harold!" he shouted. Harold followed the order, and suddenly, a giant boulder fell on Duncan.

"The other lever, you douche bag!"


Harold: I can see why Chef enjoys doing that. (Laughs)


Harold pulled the other lever, which swung the side of the wall, forcing the campers into the coaster, which sent them downward into the lab. They fell out of the car, all dressed in white lab coats. Harold raised his hand up for a high five, but Duncan punched him in the face.

They ran up to the lab's fridge, as Duncan explained his plan.

"First," the punk cackled, "we will get some of Chris's elephant bait, then we will plant me in the pen, and then, I will win the reward."

The others stared at him, looks of disbelief covering their faces. Suddenly, Harold gasped, as he realized the plate that contained the elephant bait. Duncan groaned when he saw that there was no bait left.

"What the heck are we going to use to get those creatures," Duncan asked sadly. Harold turned back to the fridge, and smiled as a new trap formed in his mind.

And like all great traps, it started with cheese.


Geoff was silently lurking through the branches, as he quietly inched above the back of the elephant that he had been assigned. On branches further up in the tree tops, Gwen, Rick, Morty, Grim, Bart, Fry, Jude, and Owen were waiting for his signal. He saw the elephant bend down, lightening its guard. Geoff smirked, and jumped from his branch.

"Geronimo!" he shouted, as he landed on the mammal's back, swinging his hat around like a rodeo star. Quickly, Gwen landed behind him on the back of the elephant, but the third camper to jump was Owen, and there was no way that the elephant was going to let our loveable bucket of lard.

The elephant was galloping across the camp, trying to buck the two campers off. Gwen fearfully gripped onto Geoff's shirt, trying to keep from the rampaging animal. Geoff smiled softly as the girl holding onto him was griping him tighter. Suddenly, the elephant that Ezekiel and Izzy were riding came up next to their elephant. Izzy waved to them, as Ezekiel held tighter to her, trying to keep himself from falling off.

"Looking good, Zeke dude!" Geoff shouted with a thumbs up, showing approval of his relationship with the insane girl. Zeke just turned to him and stared.

"Get me the hell off this thing, EH!" he screamed as the pacaderm he was riding on veered to the left, separating the bucking mammals.


Jack swiftly ran next to the elephant he was chasing, running along side the giant beast, rope in hand. He was quickly passing the elephant, which was running as fast as its giant frame would allow.

Jack suddenly jumped across the elephant's front, and tossed the hoop of the lasso on a tree. This caused the rope to straiten, causing the elephant to fall flat on its face, bringing it to a halt. Jack then grabbed the other rope on his shoulder, and hog tied the elephant's legs.

The other members of his team clapped as they walked up to the victorious samurai. Just as they were about to more the elephant, they heard a bellowing trumpet. They turned to see the elephant that Izzy was riding.

Now though, it was decked out in golden battle armor, and on top of it was Izzy wearing body armor covered in large green feathers. She let out a war cry as the elephant charged Jack.

"I will beat you Samurai Jack!" she screamed as she barreled towards Jack. Jack face palmed as he jumped into the tree. He was really enjoying his respite from the insane girl.

As Izzy raced past the other members of Jack group, the noticed something tied to the back of the creature. There, tied to the elephant in a slave girl outfit, was Ezekiel.

"Get this insane girl away from me!" he screamed in anguish as the elephant chased the wayward samurai across the island.

"Man, he is so whipped," Peter chuckled, as the members of the group began to roll the elephant towards the pen.


"This is so stupid!" Duncan muttered, as Harold set down the plate of cheese in the pen. The nerd turned back to the jail bird and angrily glared at him.

"It will work," he said, "trust me, everything loves cheese."

"That is so…" Duncan began, before suddenly, in less than an instant, the elephant they had been assigned was standing in the holding pen, eating the cheese. Harold just turned and smirked at the shocked punk.

"Told ya."


Jack cringed as he jumped from a tree as it crashed to the ground. The elephant that Izzy was using to chase him was proving to be an asset, as it was able to knock any tree he tried to escape on down. If he did not come up with a plan soon, Izzy would actually manage to beat him. And he was not going to let that happen.

Jack suddenly saw the elephant stop for a second to try to eat a small branch. Izzy forced the elephant to continue its rampage, and a plan formed in Jack's mind. He sliced off a branch from a nearby tree, and suddenly began to bait the creature into following him. Izzy, too preoccupied in following him, did not notice.

Jack smiled softly as he saw the pen, and he also saw that all of the other pens were already full. They were all standing in front of the pens, and all of them began to watch in awe as Jack tossed the branch into the pen, causing the elephant to run towards the pen.

"Close the gate, close the gate," Izzy barked, trying to keep the elephant from entering the gate.

Stewie, rather foolishly, tried to follow the order. Just as he was about to shut the gate, however, the elephant had already reached him. The elephant crushed him under its heavy foot, shocking everyone as the elephant was locked in its pen.

"Oh my God!" Stan shouted in true shock, "They killed Stewie!"

"You Bastards!" Kyle exclaimed to the heavens.


(Meanwhile, in Comedy Central studios)

Trey Parker sneezed loudly as dropped hot coffee on his lap. He also heard his best friend Matt Stone scream in anguish, and heard the something about a stapler going through his hand.

He sighed, "They must really hate us this time. But, I haven't even done anything to Kenny yet. Must be one of those goddamn fanfiction writers again."

The man sighed as he began to look at the New York Times. Must be something in there to make a funny episode out of.


(Back at Camp Wawanakwa)

Chris drove up in his ATV, smirking as he saw the exhausted expression of the campers. He looked and frowned when he saw the elephants. This challenge was supposed to be one of the hardest ones he had ever imagined, he couldn't believe that they managed to work together like they had. Oh well, the follow up could be just as fun to watch.

"Congratulations to Izzy, Jack, Harold and Geoff for getting the first four immunity places," Chris said reluctantly. While some of the campers cheered, Gwen suddenly realized something.

"What do you mean first spots?" she asked, only to cringe when Chris showed her one of his incredibly evil smiles.

"I see you are still as observant as ever Gwen," Chris said happily, "I hope you are ready for the second challenge."

All of the campers groaned when they heard this, they had hoped they would be done for the day. Chris silently laughed as they wailed. He really loved this job.

"So," Chris said, as the campers refocused their attention back to him, "The next challenge is going to be a real hard one, in it, you will have to do something so mind blowing and annoying, as well as difficult, that you can not possibly accomplish it. Your task will involve a past camper, and an annoying one at that."


The campers walked into the dining hall, and were shocked to see a tan girl in a gray sweater vest sitting at on a podium, across from another identical one, and microphone sticking out in front of her.

"Hello competition," Courtney said slyly, as the others stared angrily at her.

"Your challenge is to make as much noise as possible, using your voice only. The first one to be louder than Ms. Windbag here wins immunity. And, it is my," Chris said, before leaning down to read from a card, "honor," he then stood up again, "to announce that if Courtney beats you all in a noise contest, she will be allowed back in the game, and two of you will be voted off tonight."

The campers all had looks of shock cross their face. They could not believe the unfairness. Gwen grabbed Chris by the collar.

"How could you be so unfair to let her back in the game?" she asked angrily, "She was voted off fair and square in the first challenge."

"My lawyer and I happened to disagree," Courtney said, before turning an angry glance to Geoff, "Don't worry, I will deal with you soon enough traitor."

"You cost us that challenge, you deserved to be voted off!" Geoff shouted angrily. He then turned back to Chris, "You hate her as much as we do, why would you let her come back?"

"She sued the show for wrongful cancellation of competition," Chris explained sadly. Everyone looked confused.

"Okay, I'm no law student," Bridgette said, "but if she was eliminated within the rules of the game, doesn't that mean she was taken out legally?"

Chris nodded his head, and sighed, before explaining, "She hired Johnnie Cochran to sue us."


(At the courthouse three days ago)

"This case is in the bag," Andrew said, putting his hands behind his head in satisfaction, "We've shown all the evidence, everything shows that we are right. Not even Johnnie Cochran can save her case now."

"Mr. Cochran," the judge, overlooking the crowd, addressed the African American lawyer, "You may make your closing argument."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury," the lawyer began, "The show's attorney," he motioned to Chef Hatchet, who was wearing a suit and tie, "would like to make a good case. Hell, I even felt some pity my self for them. But ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen," he suddenly flipped over a large piece of paper that was covering a poster, "this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

"Damn it!" Chef cursed, "He's using the Chewbacca defense!"

"Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?" Cochran continued, the jury looking more confused he word he spoke," That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation," he approached the jury and softened his voice, "does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

One of the jury member's head exploded, and Andrew slammed his head on the table. How could they have lost this case! He moaned as Courtney screeched in victory. Damn idiot Canadians!


(Back at Camp Wawanakwa)

"So Andrew is trying to cut his losses, which is why he hasn't been around for a while," Chris murmured, "so, beat her down to show her that she should not be on this show!"

The campers cheered. For once, they were on the same side as Chris.

Leshawna stepped up to the podium, a look of confidence pouring out from her. "Don't worry ya'll," she said, "I'll take this little white girl down, and show her who the real blowhard of the camp is." She then thought about what she said. "Ignore that last part."

Just as Leshawna was about to talk into the microphone, Courtney began to speak in a loud voice, without ever stopping to take a breath.

"Lifeissounfair,allIwantistowin,,whenIgetmyhandson-" she continued to rattle off, as Leshawna was blown back from the pure force of Courtney's tirade. The other campers looked in shock as Leshawna was helped up from the wall.

"This might be harder than I thought," Chris commented, while Courtney drank from a cup of water.


Geoff: Nobody even lasted twenty seconds with her. Even Cartman, Bender, and Heather were no match.

Gwen: She didn't have to call me an Emo. There is a difference between Goths and Emos.

Chris: I was really worried that she might actually get back on the show, but I should have known that at least one camper has a very powerful set of lungs.


Courage was the last one left. The little pink dog was the focus of all of the campers' attention. Courtney smirked. There was no way she could lose now. Unfortunately, she had forgotten to look at the dodge ball episode, otherwise, she might have seen what happened next coming.

Just as Courtney began her long tirade, again, Courage held his ears. He was whining and yelping, begging for the pain to stop. How was he supposed to out talk Courtney? But then he remembered, he didn't have to out talk her he just had to out noise her. He then began to gather up all the air he could into his lungs. Just when it looked like Courtney would win, Courage let the air loose in a great scream.

"AAAAAAHHHH!" this scream was so great, that it not only shut the annoying girl up, but also sent him flying out the window, and into the sky.


Noah was enjoying the nice quiet surroundings at the resort at where he was staying. Sure, the anti-me was being as annoying as ever, and Katie and Sadie wouldn't shut up, but overall, it was quiet and more than enough time to finish his Othello. Suddenly, he heard screaming. He turned and sighed when he saw Courtney plummeting towards him. He glared at the hole in the ground that she created when she crashed into the Earth.

"So much for peace and quiet," the book worm sighed, as he prepared for the CIT's unnecessary diatribe about how unfair her life was.


The campers all cheered as Courage was given the last spot of immunity, and an MVC award to boot. Chris, while glad to be rid of Courtney, he still did not like to see the other campers happy.

"Okay, that's enough," Chris sneered, causing all the campers to stop talking, "I would like to congratulate Geoff, Courage, Izzy, Jack and Harold on getting individual immunity. Everyone besides them is up for the vote tonight, so make a wise choice for who is the last one not allowed into the individual competition."


The campers were all sitting in the dining room, contemplating who they would vote off. Many of the campers were glaring at some of the more unpopular campers, particularly Heather and Duncan. Cartman noticed this, and quickly grabbed Lindsey and Mandy, and brought them over to sit next to the hated pair.

"What the heck are we supposed to do?" Duncan asked angrily, trying to ignore the glare of Harold.

Heather just stuck her nose into the air. "I don't see why I have to worry, if they look at who play the game best, they would obviously pick me."

While her allies glared at her, Cartman smirked to himself. She had no idea who was really in charge of this game. He then pushed himself from his delusions, and addressed the campers seated near him.

"Listen, you all might want to get rid of these sad shitty excuses of campers," he motioned to Heather and Duncan, who glared at him, "but, if you have seen Survivor, you all know that the winner is chosen by popular vote, so wouldn't be a good idea to keep them until the end."

Several campers, such as Peter, Owen, Rick, Bojack, and Grim, began to ponder this over. Then Bart raised his hand up, and asked, "Then who should we vote for?"

"Obviously the camper that is most physically gifted," Cartman said, "and considering the fact that Geoff, Izzy and Jack have all been voted off, I would have to give the honor to Kim."

Kim looked shocked when she heard this. Many of the campers around her also gained looks of shock.

"But," Bridgette stuttered, "She is Kim Possible, the girl who can do anything!"

"Exactly why we should vote her off, she is too good to be allowed any chance in individual challenges," when several of the other campers began to ponder Cartman's suggestion, Duncan and Heather knew they had a chance.


Heather: Got to say, that fat little boy did some excellent strategy out there.

Kyle: You fat son of a bitch! I don't care if we can't compete with Kim physically, Me, Stan and Kenny are still gonna vote for you!

Gwen: I am voting for Heather, she has been after me from day one, and I can't stand her!

Harold: I can't wait to wave goodbye to that punk Duncan. He has demeaned me since we met, and I hope I last long enough to see him cry as he rides on that boat away from this camp.


All the campers were sitting at the bonfire, along with the recently revived Stewie and Kenny. Stewie turned to his fellow journeyman to the other side.

"You know," Stewie said, "Once you get used to the whole being dead thing, you really that really wasn't that bad of an experience."

Kenny angrily flipped the baby off, and gave out a muffled, "Muck moo."

"Hey campers," Chris said as he walked up to the fire pit, "Sorry, but the elephants got into the pantry, and ate all of our marshmallows," Owen screamed in horror, "So I will just call out your name, to tell you if you are safe tonight."

"First are Geoff, Jack, Izzy, Harold, and Courage."

They all smiled when they heard their names called.

"Next are Gwen, Leshawna, D.J., Bridgette, Rick, Morty, and Double D."

They all also smiled when they heard their names.

"Ed, Eddy, Jude, Jen, Bender, Dib, Shake, Meatwad, and Grim"

They all had the same reaction as those before them.

"Kenny, Early, Stewie, Peter, Brian, Bojack, and Lindsey."

Same reaction…again.

"Stan, Kyle, Owen, Ezekiel, Fry, Leela, Bart, Mandy, and Caitlin."

Owen moaned about the loss of his beloved marshmallow, and suddenly, there was only four campers left, Kim, Cartman, Heather, and Duncan.

"All of you received votes tonight, and the one with the least amount is…Cartman!"

Cartman shouted in victory, as Kim, and the other boys from South Park sighed. The three remaining campers that had yet to have their names called.

"The second to last member to join the final forty is…Duncan!"

Sweat began to pour down Kim and Heather. They all felt the pressure of being voted off after all of their hard work.

"And the last camper to be allowed past the merge is…

…Heather!"

Heather sighed, as Kim hung her head in anger and frustration. As she got up to leave, Bridgette, caught her, and gave her a hug goodbye.

Kim waved back, as she began to fade into the distance on the boat. Geoff, Gwen, Bridgette, D.J., Morty, Double D, and all the other campers all waved goodbye to her.

It was only when they returned to their cabins that they realized something. The merge had occurred, now it was every man, woman, child, robot, horse, and dogs for themselves.


It was early the next morning, and the campers were waiting for breakfast. As they sat their, D.J. attempted to console Bridgette, who was really upset about seeing Kim gone. He knew she was feeling a lot of pain, and attempted to console her. Just then the door of the dining hall was slammed open.

But instead of Chris or Andrew, the person in the door was an older African American woman with a pink sun hat and sweet smile on her face. While many of the campers looked confused, D.J. gasped in a stunned tone.

"Mama!"


Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie, Justin, Billy, Rusty, Trent, Cody, Beth, Wyatt, Katie, Homer, Ron, Frylock, Jonesy, Nikki, Tyler, Kim

AN: Yes, the merge has finally happened, no more teams! That does not mean that campers will not work together, only that there is no rigid team system like before. I am sorry to all Kim fans, I just couldn't find much of a story to her, so she had to go. Now, I hope you like my little cliff hanger, and are excited about the next chapter. Any ways, read and review, and tell me if you like the chapter. See ya!