Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The teams were unofficially dissolved, in order to allow an elephant hunt to occur. Not surprisingly, Kenny was killed in the outset, and Jack, Geoff, Harold, and Izzy won immunity. Then, in the follow up challenge, Courtney was back and vying for a position in the final thirty. It took Courage's incredible lungs to send her packing. In the end, it was Kim who was forced to board the boat of losers, and the final thirty were decided.

Why is D.J.'s mom in camp?

Who will be the first member of the final thirty voted off?

And will Kenny ever get through an episode alive?

Find out now, on Total Drama Island?


(Cue theme song)


"Mama!" D.J. shouted in surprise, as his mama smiled when she saw him.

"Well there is my poppy doo," She said, as the big linebacker ran up to his mother, and gave her a hug. He even ignored the snickers of the other campers, and Cartman was bellowing haughtily as he laughed at D.J.'s nickname. Even Bridgette was having a hard time not snickering, but she stopped when she heard a very familiar voice.

"There's my little surfer girl," a blond woman, who liked more or less like an older version of Bridgette, said as she stepped through the door. Bridgette jumped from her seat as she ran up to greet her.

"It is so good to see you mom," she said softly as she cried. Her mother held the blond in her arms, smiling as she patted Bridgette on the head.

"Well isn't this a sweet scene," Chris said with obvious disdain in his voice. He then turned to the other campers, "We'll since these two, "he motioned to the mothers who had just arrived, "decided to show up early, I guess I can reveal what today's challenge is. It is one big natural obstacle course with one of your dearest loved ones."

When many of the campers looked shocked, Chris came closer to them. "That's right, we found through a complex survey and your own admission the closest people to you, and brought them here. If your favorite person could not come, then we found the next best choice."

The campers all filed out excitedly, wondering who had been chosen.


A young boy with a baseball cap ran up to Gwen, hugging her when he reached her. "Hey little bro," Gwen said fondly. Geoff smiled at the girl, until a big hand grabbed him by his shoulder.

"Yo man!" a man with red hair, muscles, and a six foot frame to boot shouted to Geoff, "Coach been getting angry with you not being there bro!"

"Parker my man!" Geoff shouted happily, hugging his big lineman buddy. This scene was very sweet, but there are more to see, so let's get cracking.

"Hello my love," A black boy with glasses said shakily as he kissed Mandy's hand. Of all the people to send, why did it have to be Irwin!

She glared when she saw Grim, who was standing happily next to his father, freaking out several of the other competitors. They all found it more than a little weird that Death himself could have a father.

Rick groaned internally when he found out that his son in law and also Morty's father, Jerry was going to be his partner while Morty's partner was his older sister Summer. Oh how Rick wanted to murder Chris right now.

Jude was sitting next to an older man in a security uniform, while Jen was talking to another young woman. Jen was groaning when her sister began to chastise her again, wishing that lightning would strike her down. Caitlin was talking with a blonde girl, who she was apparently on mildly good terms with.

Duncan's parole officer was glaring at Duncan. Apparently, no one besides him was allowed to come to this challenge for legal reasons. Duncan cringed under the glare, hoping that he could somehow get out of there.

Heather was standing next to her mother, who looked more or less like an older copy of Heather, except for the fact that her hair was in a bun. She seemed to be mildly nicer than her daughter, a kind smile covering her face.

Lindsey was hugging an older man, who was wearing a Kashmir sweater. "Daddy," Lindsey said happily, "It is so good to see you!"

Leshawna was standing nest to her cousin, who seemed just as loud and proud as the resident ghetto rapster. They were both talking about clothes and several other subjects that no one really cares about. (HEY!- Leshawna)

Harold was talking with one of his RPG buddies, and Ezekiel was trying to listen to an older man, with gray peach fuzz covering his chin. Bart was talking with a young girl with blond spiky hair and a red dress that appeared to be his sister. Much to his annoyance.

"Hey Lois," Peter said happily, hugging a red headed woman. The woman sighed for a second.

"Peter," she admitted, "I'm not here to be your teammate."

"What!"

"I'm here for Stewie," Lois explained, which caused both Stewie and Peter's jaws to drop.

"How in the name of all of hell did I end up with Lois being my partner?" Stewie asked the world angrily.

"Then who did come to be my partner?" Peter asked sadly. He was answered when a man in a wheel chair rolled up to him. "Aw come on! JOE!"

"I take offense to that."

Brian wasn't too happy about who was his partner either as it was none other than Glenn Quagmire who flat out hated the dog's guts.

Dib was soon finding himself propelled into the air by a punch from Gaz. He did not know how his little sister got talked into coming to camp, all he knew was that he did not like it one bit. Owen was chugging a bottle of soda that his big brother had brought. And, I really do mean big brother.

"Hello Bojack!" an anthropomorphic Labrador retriever in a grey V-neck shirt and aviator sunglasses, usually propped up on his head, with light blue pants with white lines going down the sides, orange sneakers, and two wristbands, a brown one and a neon green one, on his left wrist shouted excitedly, Bojack frowned and slapped his forehead. Why the hell did Chris have to bring Mr. Peanutbutter of all people here?

"Hey! Where is Izzy's family! Or Jack's and !" Izzy shouted anxiously. Chris sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose together.

"We don't know who Jack has for a family," Chris explained, before continuing, "And all of your family is in the insane asylum."

"You would think that," Izzy said coyly, a sly look covering her face, "you would think that."


(Meanwhile, at the Canadian asylum for the insane)

"It is so nice to be out of that jacket," a tall red headed woman said with satisfaction, stretching slightly, "we must thank Izzy for sending us that cake with that hidden nail file."

"Right you are," said a red haired man, "but first, let us burn this place to the ground and to make sure they never attempt to lock us up again."

The insane couple began to dance around, hopping all over the place with incoherent glee. The next morning, nothing was left of the building, or the members of the RCMP who had been guarding it.


(At the camp)

"So that means," Chris continued, "that both Jack and Izzy are unable to compete in the challenge, so they both have immunity in tonight's vote," most of the campers groaned," however, they will not be able to receive the fabulous reward."


Andrew: I really wanted to make Izzy and Jack work as a team. Unfortunately, even Chris admitted that was just a little to inhumane to Jack.

Izzy: (dancing) Boom sha ka la ka, boom sha ka la ka , boom!

Andrew: (Pointing with his finger at the previous image) see what I mean?

Izzy: (Arm reaching across the TV monitor to grab Andrew by the throat) How dare you insult me!

Andrew: (While being pulled back into Izzy's scene) Oh dear.


Courage was looking around for his loving owner, Muriel. He could not believe that she was not here yet. Suddenly, someone tapped him on the shoulder. He turned excitedly, only to realize that it was not his owner at all. Instead, he saw Shirley the medium, a small green chuwawa.

Courage let out a scream when he saw Shirley; she had already caused his family a lot of headaches before. "I was chosen to be your partner," she said with her usual cynical draw. Courage scratched his head, before mumbling out a question. Shirley looked around fearfully, before saying, "the wife of the stupid one is not able to come to the show, even though I am sure she would want to."

Courage nodded his head in understanding, ignoring the sorrowful look of Shirley. The chuwawa sighed to her self. She knew she would have to explain the circumstances to Courage sooner or later. She did not like being the bearer of bad news, it was one of the reasons she hated her job.

Chris then turned to Eddy, Double D, and Ed. "We actually had to make some very tough decisions for you assistants," Chris admitted, "But the votes have been tallied, and for each of you, we chose a partner. In first place, as Ed's partner, is a foreign born boy who talks funny. He is also an avid farmer, and your part time boss Ed," a blue haired teenager stepped out from the yacht that was tied to the dock, "Rolf!"

"Hello two leaky buckets Ed-boy," Rolf greeted Ed with his usual misplaced greeting. Ed, being Ed, didn't care.

"Hiyah Rolf!" Ed shouted excitedly, leaping onto his boss. Rolf tried his best to lift the flat head off of his person, and was disgusted when he finally stood up.

"Rolf's shirt is covered in the drool of the idiot!" he shouted in horror, "Mama! Get Rolf the blow drier!"

"Anyway," Chris said, an annoyed look covering his face, "Now onto Double D," Chris than began to read the card, "your partner is a nature lover with a head the size of Pluto," a boy with a head full of fuzz, and holding a wooden board jumped from the next yacht, "please welcome Johnny 2 by 4 and his loveable friend, Plank."

"Hey Double D!" Johnny shouted, and Double D waved back to him, smiling slightly. Then, to Double D's dismay, Johnny placed the plank of wood next to his ear. "What's that Plank?" Johnny asked, which weirding out most of the other campers. He then turned back to Double D, "Plank says you still need to work out more, Double D!"

Duncan and several other campers burst out laughing. "Well that is one smart hunk of wood," Duncan chuckled, which caused Double D to try to hide under his hat.

"And last but not least, Eddy," Chris than read another card, "Your partner has fondness for bike riding and his dad works at a local jawbreaker factory," a teen wearing a long-sleeved lime green shirt, black shorts/shoes and a red baseball hat with a black peak backwards and had a large chin walked off another yacht, "Kevin!"

"Oh great, I have to put up with Dorky through this whole thing?" Kevin pointed at Eddy who glared.


Double D: Why in all good God's graces did I get Johnny assigned to be my partner!

Eddy: Whose bright idea was it to get Shovel Chin as my partner?!

Chris: We thought it would be funny.

Stan: Man, I do not want to talk about my partner.


"So, that leaves us with the kids from South Park," Chris said, a ticked off scowl covering his face, "Where are they?!"

"They were late for the yachts," Chef, jumping out of one of the yacht that Johnny had been on, "so I sent them to drive here."

"Oh good," Chris said happily. An angry look covered Bojack's face.

"Okay seriously, I have been asking this since chapter 5," Bojack shouted irritably, "How in Hell's name do you drive onto an island, it makes no sense!"

Chris simply ignored him, turning around when he heard a bus pull up. Suddenly, a large African American stepped off the bus, a chef's hat on his head.

"Chef!" The boys shouted excitedly, running over to their large friend, "We thought we'd never see you again!"

"Well," Chef said a small frown around his face, "I was in the Super Adventure club for a few days, but I decided to leave when they tried to make me a child molester." While the boys ignored this, many of the other campers tensed, and Geoff quietly tried to nudge the boys away from the potential pedophile.

"So," Chris said, "Chef was not among those chosen, so please get the heck out of the way so we can get the real partners here."

Suddenly, about a dozen kids filed out of the bus. The first one was the only African American, and he wore a purple shirt. The next kid was a normal looking kid, with brown hair and a red shirt. After that was a kid with a weird twitch and spiky, messy blonde hair was the next kid to step out.

He was followed by two disabled kids. The first one was using two crutches attached to his arms, and he had brown hair. The second one was sitting in a wheel chair, and he had a large head and a stupid smile on his face. Right behind them was a young boy with a cute puff of blond hair coming from his head wearing a light blue shirt. He smiled and waved at the other boys, causing them to sigh in anger. The next kid to step off the bus was a boy with a weird blue hat. He glared at Cartman, and then flipped the entire camp off.

The next member off was the first girl, she had long blonde hair in curls. The second girl off caused Stan to cringe. She had pretty raven hair, and a pink beret. As she walked down, the smile on her face faded when she saw Stan. She turned away from him, and Stan sighed in exasperation.

"Wait a minute," Chris quietly mulled over the number of kids, "We should only have four kids, Butters for Cartman, Tweek for Kyle, Craig for Kenny, and Wendy for Stan." While all the boys' jaws dropped at the last pair, Chris scratched his head, when a final figure stepped off the bus.

The figure was a tall man, who wore a white robe. He had a brown beard, and a small smile covering his face. "I believe I can answer that," the man said, while readjusting his halo. While the entire camp stared in awe at the man, the four main boys rushed up to the man.

"Jesus!" they shouted excitedly, hugging the savior of the souls of the Earth, "We thought you'd died in Iraq!"

"Yes my children," Jesus said, putting a hand on Stan's head, "Those men in Iraq did kill me. But you have also forgotten that I am Jesus, I can revive my self whenever I want to." The boys nodded eagerly, while the other people on the island just gawked. How in his own name did Jesus end up as a friend with these kids?

Grim walked up to Jesus, a small glare coming from his eye sockets. Grim pointed at the man, and sneered, "I'll get you one day." Jesus just smiled and patted Death on the shoulder, which caused the lord of the underworld to shiver as he walked back to his father.

"So," Chef said as he turned to Chris, "About how we got all of the other kids to be able to come, it was actually quiet interesting story. You see, it all began when…"


(Five Days Earlier in South Park Elementary)

"Hello Students," Mr. Garrison said as she came into auditorium, which was filled with kids, "I hope you are all excited about the big, "We Love Jamie Lynn Spears!" community meeting this weekend. But wait a minute," Mr. Garrison said, getting into a fake thinking position, "That's right; no one under the age of thirteen is allowed to come!" He then pointed at the group of students and laughed, "HA!"

Wendy looked around for a second, before raising her hand. Mr. Garrison then pointed at the brightest girl in class.

"Yes Wendy?" she asked.

"Ms. Garrison," Wendy explained, "None of us like Jamie Spears."

As usual, Garrison ignored the obvious point made by his students, and then turned to students. "Now," the former male said, "The reason why we all called you here in the middle of summer is about your missing classmates, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric."

"So much for peace and quiet," Craig sighed, causing several of the other kids to snicker. Mr. Garrison did not listen to Craig, and continued.

"Your classmates have actually been included in a Canadian reality show," the teacher said, "Now, they have lasted long enough for each of them to have a friend to come and come and help compete with then in a challenge. Their parents would have gone, but they all have tickets to Spears meeting!" He then pointed at them with a prideful look covering his face, only to fall silent when none of them responded to him.

"So," Garrison said as he pulled out a list, "I guess will start with Eric's partner," the entire auditorium shivered, no one wanting to have to deal with the fat racist, who was also the least popular student in school. "And the honor goes to… Butters Scotch!"

"Aw Hamburgers!" The boy with a blond tuft of hair shouted in anguish. The rest of the auditorium let out a collective sigh of relief, they were safe.

"Next, we have our representative for Kenny McCormick," Mr. Garrison continued, "and we have decided to allow Craig to be the next representative."

Craig, the boy with the weird blue hat, flipped Mr. Garrison off. He did not want to get involved with those four idiots. This was going to be so stupid. He would probably hanging onto his life by a thread in the next few days, he guaranteed it.

"Then of course, going to help Kyle Broflovski in the challenge is," The teacher read the name, "Tweek!"

"Oh God," Tweek, a jittery boy with spiky blond hair, spazzed when he heard his name announced, "Too much pressure!"

"Yes Tweek, we know everything is too pressure filled for you to do, now sit down and shut the fuck up!" Mr. Garrison yelled, which caused Tweek to scream and sit down, "And finally, for Stan Marsh, we have little Wendy Testaburger!"

The entire auditorium gasped, shocked by Garrison's stupidity. Wendy shouted out, "Why would you pair Stan and I up!"

"Aren't you and Stan girlfriend and boyfriend?"

"We broke up!"

"Oh," Mr. Garrison said, before shouting out, "Too bad for you!" and began to laugh at the girl.

As the students began to file out, the four picked students followed Garrison to the bus, but, they were not alone.

(As Chef begins to drive the bus)

Bebe, Jimmy, Timmy, Clyde, and Token all peeked out from behind the bush, seeing their friends board the bus.

"How are we going to get on that bus?" Bebe asked herself. Clyde turned to her with a confused look.

"Why would we want to get on, going to Canada will only make our lives miserable," he said, with the other boys nodding in agreement.

She slaps her forehead, before saying, "Because we have to make sure Wendy and the others don't get hurt up there, plus-"

"You-u s-still th-think that-at Kyle has a hot-t ass?" Jimmy guessed, stuttering do to his disability, and all the boys sweat dropped when Bebe blushed in agreement.

"Timmah tim," Timmy, the boy in the wheelchair and an inability to say anything other than his own name, said, refocusing the group on their objective.

"But how?" Token asked, "We would need a miracle to get on that bus, now that's it's already on its way to Canada."

"Don't worry guys," Bebe said confidently, "I have a plan."


"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Token said, as Bebe rang the door bell. The blond girl glared at him.

"You said it your self, we would need a miracle to get on that bus, and this guy is the only one who can provide one," she said, as Jesus answered the doorbell. He smiled as he saw the children, and motioned for them to enter the house.

"You need help getting on to the bus that is gong to Canada right," Jesus said, and then answered their shocked looks with, "I am Jesus, I can already tell what you are going to say."

"Well, yeah," Bebe said, and Jesus smiled, before waving his arm in a circular motion. The world around Jesus and the five children began to spin rapidly, until, they had disappeared out of the room.


"We're here," Jesus said, as the he and the children appeared in the back of the bus. Chef, who was in the driver's seat, turned around in astonishment.

"What are you doing here Jesus?" he asked.

"These children wanted to come," Jesus aid, motioning to the five behind him, "And you know, I love all the children in the world," he then got into a thinking position for a moment, "except Cartman."

"Well I can't just take you all to Canada," Chef, the one from South Park, not the employee of the show, said, raising his arms in frustration, "I only have enough money to pay for all of our meals," He was answered by Jesus waving his arms, which caused a pile of pizza to appear, "All right, you can come."

The children cheered as they began to munch on the pizza. Jesus simply smiled as he pulled out his country music magazine.


(Back at camp)

"Can I switch my partner to Jesus?" Stan asked, fearfully looking over at his ex-girlfriend. She did not seem to care, looking blankly at the host.

"No way," Chris said angrily, glaring at the savior of humanity, "He'd probably use one of his miracles to give you an unfair advantage," he said, before adding, "plus it's better TV to have you work with your ex."

Stan sighed sadly, looking down at the ground in disappointment. The entire camp looked at Chris, as he motioned them towards the beach. They had no idea the torture that awaited them. And many could not dream of the consequences of this challenge.


"You're first challenge as a merged team," Chris said, pointing at a map with a long stick, "Is a two man cross-country river rafting trip," he then smiled at the group's looks of confusion.

"You and you're partner will first paddle the canoes out from the beach, to Boney island," he said, causing several of the campers to cringe at the thought of that accursed island, "There, you will take the inland water way across the island, dodging what ever obstacles you might face," he smiled at the increased amount of cringes.

"Then, once you have crossed the entire island," Chris continued, "You will continue to paddle to the island of cascading falls!"


Harold: That does not sound good!

Ezekiel: Does anyone else here feel like Chris really wouldn't mind if one of us dies.

Chris: Of course I care if someone dies! If someone dies, then the show's ratings go down! Therefore, I get paid less!


"There," Chris said, pointing at the map," you will cross the river that goes through the island, till to get to the other side," he then turned to the campers with an angry look, "And what ever you do, when you reach the fork in the river, go left!"

"When you have gotten through the island," Chris said, turning back to the map, "All you have to do is paddle across the lake, to a dock on the other side," he then smiled as he turned back to the campers, "winner gets a fabulous reward," he smiled, "the first five teams will go on a river cruise for four days," the campers began to smile, "you will have five star meals, warm beds, and hot baths," the campers began to drool, "And, you will also be rewarded with your partners staying at the Playa De Losers, waiting for you to lose, and then giving you a friend to talk to while the remainder of the game continues."

"So get out there and paddle," Chris exclaimed, and the campers and there friends raced to the canoes. Stan quietly pushed the canoe off the shore, with Wendy completely ignoring him.

"So, how is it going?" Stan asked, trying to get her to talk as they began to paddle out from shore. Wendy did not even turn around, but she did give an answer.

"Oh, I thought you didn't give a shit about what I thought," Wendy said with a completely calm voice, which caused Stan to cringe.


Stan: (Banging head against wall) Stupid, Stupid, STUPID!


D.J. was smiling as he and his mother began to paddle across the lake. He really loved his Mama. She smiled, before she remembered something she wanted to ask him.

"Devon," she asked sweetly, "I noticed you were sitting very close to that blond girl when I came in…"

This could not be good.


"Aggh!" Tweek screamed as he and Kyle pushed off from shore. The Jewish boy stared at the strange caffeinated boy.

"What's wrong," he asked.

"What's wrong?" Tweek said quickly, "I'm stuck here on a reality show, going to an island where I will be attacked my monstrous creatures, and you ask what's wrong?"

Kyle sighed. They should have never let Tweek be their fourth replacement friend. He was just not able to handle the stress of being part of the group.


Tweek: Gahh! Oh Jesus I can't give you my thoughts clearly. What if I say something embarrassing! Gahh! Too much pressure!


Double D silently moved the paddle in the water, Johnny singing a happy song as he drifted through his own little world. Both of them were broken from the quiet when Ed and Rolf, racing through the water, passed them.

"Stroke Ed-boy! Stroke!" Rolf shouted into a megaphone, prompting Ed to follow his boss's direction, by stroking faster. Their canoe was travelling so fast, it caused a small wave while Eddy and Kevin were in their canoe fighting over who got to row in front.

That wave just so happened to be headed towards the boat carrying Kenny and Craig. With a great splash, it collided with the canoe, knocking Kenny out. As Kenny thrashed in the water, a tentacle came up from the depths and dragged the parka boy to the bottom.

"Oh my God!" Dib exclaimed as he rowed past the scene, "They Killed Kenny!"

"Keep rowing you bastard!" Gaz shouted, cracking a whip on her brother's back, causing the poor boy to scream in pain.


Double D: Well who did not see that one coming!

Johnny: I can't seem to find Plank. (Points at camera) have you seen him?

Plank: (Sitting there silently, doing nothing)


Chris smiled as he walked down the dock, watching the campers disappear across the horizon.

"Well it looks like were running out of tape," He said, turning to the camera, "Well be sure to come back next week to the second half of this exciting challenge."

"Will Stan be able to survive with his ex-girlfriend?"

"Will D.J. be able to convince his mother that he and Bridgette should be in a relationship?"

"Will Kenny live long enough to stop being comedic relief?"

"Find out next time on Total Drama Island!"

Just as Chris is about to walk away, Izzy runs up behind him, pushing him into the lake.

"That's for not letting my parents come here!" She shouted, as she flipped the host off, "Asshole!" She then skipped back to the camp while Chris climbed out of the water and stared with horror at his reflection in the lake.

"NOT MY HAIR!"


Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie, Justin, Billy, Rusty, Trent, Cody, Beth, Wyatt, Katie, Homer, Ron, Frylock, Jonesy, Nikki, Tyler, Kim

AN: What! There is no voting ceremony this time? Yeah, I think you are going to be seeing a lot more of these multi-chapter challenges. I hope you like the idea of the campers loved ones coming to compete. This is a very important chapter for a number of reasons.

This chapter is going to start a process of making Stan a major character in the story. So far, he and Kyle were just background voices compared to Cartman (Villain) and Kenny (He died a lot)

Morty is finally going to retake his place as another major character. He hasn't had much air time lately, mostly due to the fact that he needed to have a few chapters off after a numerous chapter stretch of him being the major protagonist.

This challenge will test both of the bedrock pairings of the story, Gweoff, and Didgette will both have to overcome major obstacles.

Courage will also be explored further.

This story will also have a major affect on who gets into the next season!