Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers got to meet up with their loved ones for our next challenge. Izzy got angry because her parents weren't there, Double D and Eddy are annoyed because they're working with Johnny and Kevin, and Stan got a big surprise when we decided to partner him up with his ex-girlfriend Wendy. By some weird coincidence, Jesus also showed up, and D.J. was just about to discuss his relationship with Bridgette with his mother.
Will Stan be able to win Wendy's heart back?
Will D.J. be able to live with the guilt of having his illegal alliance hidden from his mother?
Will Kenny ever live through an episode? I mean, even when we cut the challenges into to parts, he dies in both parts! That is a little weird even for me!
Find out next, on Total Drama Island!
(Cue theme Song!)
Mandy eyed Boney Island with distaste as she and Irwin rowed their canoe towards it. This island was scary enough to even give her the creeps! As she eyed the giant trees that were dimmed in the shadow of the fog. The sounds of the monsters that inhabited the island were echoing across the water into the canoe, and a weird sucking sound was coming from the rear of the boat. With fear, she lifted up her paddle and turned around to see that the strange sucking sound was coming from…
"Irwin?" Mandy asked in disgust, as Irwin made a kissing motion at her. The black boy noticed this, and began to take a nudge toward the back of the boat.
"Um," Irwin said fearfully, rearing at the sight of Mandy narrowing her eyes, "I just thought you might want some comfort in the dark, scary-OW!"
Mandy began to pummel the idiot with her oar, causing the nerd to scream in pain. She then decided how much more expectable the setting became when she was causing Irwin pain.
"OW!" she wacked him again, making her calmer still. "OW!" now she was even calmer. "OW! OW! OW! OW!" wow, amazing how something scary can be so much more fun when you are doing something you enjoy.
"OW!"
Irwin: (Covered in bandages) yeah, Mandy likes to play hard to get. But I will never give up, EVER! (Punches door, only to hold his hand in agony) OW! I GOT A SPLINTER!
"You shouldn't be thinking about getting a girlfriend right now Devon Joseph," D.J.'s mother explained while he rowed the boat through the fog, "You have more important things to do, like study."
"Momma," D.J. countered fearfully, "I have straight A's, and all the teachers say I am one of their favorite students."
"Devon," his mother scolded, "you know how I feel about girlfriends. You shouldn't have a relationship with someone until you are sure they are the one," she said, admiring a small ring on her finger, "That is the way that your father was with me."
"Momma," D.J. whined, "How am I supposed to know if a girl is the right one without at least trying to have a girlfriend?"
"Listen to me Devon," his mother said strictly, "I know that you think this Bridgette girl is special, but I don't trust her. I don't want some girl to lead you on, only to dump you for someone more popular."
"HOW DARE YOU!" a voice screamed from the fog. With a few quick strokes, Bridgette, and her red-faced mother emerged from the cloak of mist, the teen trying in vain to rein her mother in.
"My Bridge is the sweetest, kindest girl ever; she would never do something like that!" Bridgette's mother screamed in a fury.
"How do you know," D.J.'s mother accused, pointing a finger at the woman in front of her, "Girls are just little puppet-masters who wind boys up, only to throw them away when they want a new one."
"Your boy is lucky that my Bridgette even thought about being in a relationship with him!"
"You want to throw down, Beach Bum!"
"Bring it, OLD LADY!"
"I'LL SHOW YOU OLD! YOU HIPPIE!"
Both teens looked at each other in discomfort as their mothers began an insult war of epic proportions.
D.J.: I have learned one absolute in life. If Momma not happy, then nobody happy. Unfortunately, we're dealing with two very unhappy mommas.
Bridgette: I have never seen my Mom get that angry. (Looks down at the ground) You don't think that I would just dump D.J. when another guy comes along, do you?
D.J.: I also don't want to talk about the alliance with Chef Thing. Momma would be so disappointed in me for cheating.
"So Coach is getting on me for being here, huh," Geoff said to Parker, who laughed heartily. The larger teen began to watch the cove, before an idea bulb popped over his head.
"So," Parker asked nonchalantly, have you found a girl you want to date here?"
"Well," Geoff began, rather embarrassed about being put on the spot, "There is this one really nice girl. She is very nice, and her name is Gwen."
"So, the hot, blonde, babe with nice assets," Parker aid lustfully. Geoff shook his head.
"No, not her, she's the-"
"Girl with blue sweater and blond hair?"
No that's Bridgette, and even if I wanted, D.J. likes her," Geoff responded, causing Parker to hold his head in confusion.
"Then who could it be?" Parker asked his quarterback.
"The one who's, you know," Geoff said, before pausing as Parker stared at him, "… Goth."
"…oh crap." Parker said, staring at his friend like he was a stranger, "I don't know you any more."
Geoff stared with confusion as his friend stopped rowing, putting down the oar and sat there in boat.
"What!"
Geoff: Why is he so upset I am interested in someone who is a Goth! How is that at all relevant to him?!
Jesus was silently strolling though the camp. The children he had gotten on the bus were now exploring the camp, looking around at the area where their classmates had been sleeping for the past few weeks.
"What-t do you think-k is in here?" Jimmy asked his buddy, Timmy. He was pointing at a small shed with his crutch.
"Timmah!" Timmy said. To anyone else, this was undecipherable, but to Jimmy, it was plain as day.
"Well, I g-guess I'll j-just have to che-check it out then," Jimmy said, opening the shed. He screamed in horror when he was attacked by none other than- THE SLOPPY JOE MONSTER.
"GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF OF ME!" the handicapped boy screamed, while Timmy, thinking quickly, rolled his wheel chair over the creature. Unfortunately, that meant he was also rolling over Jimmy's face, and causing his friend great pain.
Eventually, the creature ran off into the woods, leaving the boys sitting there. Jesus' jaw was dropped at the sight. He stood there for a minute, before finally being able to craft a few words.
"What a weird camp."
Jesus: Hello my children. I am here to tell you the best way to reach salvation. It starts by following the ten command-
(Door opens to reveal Chris)
Chris: Sorry J, the network says you can't preach. Something about it insulting atheists or something.
(Closes door)
Jesus: What a weird network.
"I can't believe I am actually on reality TV," Lois said, as she and Stewie paddled down the river, "This is more exciting than that time we saw the Eiffel Tower."
"Oh, that isn't the most exciting part of this trip," Stewie said, silently pulling out a stick, which he began to sharpen into a dagger, "the real fun begins when you meet... MR. POINTY STICK!" Stewie then began to stab viscously at Louis, but the stick was not that sharp, so his attempts at matricide were for naught.
"Hey Peter," Joe said, pointing at Stewie, "Don't you think you should go take that kid to a psychologist?"
"That reminds me of the time that…OH CRAP!" Peter shouted, pointing at the shore, where none other than the giant chicken! The chicken jumped into the boat, knocking the fat man out of the canoe, and into the river. Like always, a cross country fight began, and predictably, the fight came to an end when Peter, bruised and bloodied, grabbed the chicken, and threw him into the pond of quick sand.
"Forget about Stewie," Joe muttered as Peter hopped back into the boat, "The one who really needs therapy is Peter. No wonder Cleveland left for his own spinoff that one time."
As the canoe paddled away, a fist covered in yellow feathers shot up from the sand, and clinched in anger.
"This place seems awesome," Gerald, the teen working with Harold said as they paddled through the fog. Harold smiled.
"Yeah, kind of like the marsh of Gulgomoth in Daggers and Demons," Harold said as he sighed happily. It was great telling all of his adventures to Gerald. It was great for someone else to understand his rad skills.
"What's that?" Gerald asked, pointing at something in the distance. Harold squinted his eyes, trying to get a better view of the shore line. He was shocked when he suddenly saw the shore lined with…
…adorable woodland critters? There was a squirrel, a deer, a rabbit, a beaver, a bear, and all sorts of other cute little creatures. Harold also noticed they were all dressed in Christmas outfits. The squirrel suddenly scurried up to the shore, close to where the canoe was drifting on the water.
"Well hello there fine sir," the squirrel said, with a weird southern accent. Wait a minute, did that squirrel just talk!
"Um," Harold mumbled, rather confused at the situation he was in, "fine."
"Well that's good," the critter responded, before putting himself into a thinking position, "say, would you happen to like to join our party today, it has been a long time since we last got a human or two to come."
Harold thought about it for a moment. "What happens at this party?" Gerald asked.
"Food, drinks," Squirrel began, before Rabbit interrupted it.
"Sacrifice you to the devil," it said happily, causing both teens to slowly paddle away from shore, with identical looks of horror across their faces.
"Rabbit you idiot!" Bear said, "Now we have to use one of those weird lookin' beavers again!'
As Harold and Gerald returned to the middle of the river, they ran into Ezekiel and his father.
"We are looking for a faster way through the island," Ezekiel's dad explained, "We thought maybe the land route would be faster, eh!"
"DON"T GO TO SHORE!" The two geeks shouted in fear and anger, causing the other boat riders to look at them in shock.
Ezekiel: I wonder what about that island caused Harold to weird in.
Harold: Believe me; I hope I never have to go to that island again. I'm fine with a few things this show has made me go through, but I draw the line at Satan worshiping Christmas Critters!
Many of the campers were happy to finally out of the fog. Now, they could see the next island. The water flowed peacefully as the canoes neared it. Many of the campers were slightly shocked. The island seemed completely normal.
"This is the island of Cascading Falls," Gwen said with a small chuckle, "I think Chris might finally have lost it."
When Gwen chuckled, Geoff smiled at her, until he noticed Parker making gagging sounds from behind him. He glared at his friend, who just ignored his angry look.
Geoff: What's wrong with Parker?! All he has done for this entire trip has chastised me for liking Gwen. There is nothing with Gwen, she is really nice!
"And that is how I ran for governor," Mr. Peanutbutter said proudly, causing Bojack to groan. It was days like today that he really wished Todd was here. At least he was more tolerable than his old rival.
Bojack: Look, I admit that I'm a bit jealous of Mr. Peanutbutter's happy-go-lucky attitude sometimes. But that doesn't mean that I still don't get annoyed by it.
The hill down the face of the island was beginning to gain a steeper decline. The campers suddenly began to notice the fast currents, and were horrified to see large rapids in their path. Heather glared at Gwen.
"You just had to go and say this place wasn't bad, didn't you Goth!" she shouted as she pointed at Gwen accusingly. Gwen shrugged, and then began to giggle when Heather was splashed by a wave from a nearby rock.
The water began to get faster, making it harder to steer. The water rocked the canoes back and forth across the creek, causing Ezekiel to hold his stomach in pain, before turning his head to the stern a puking. His father quickly followed him.
Ezekiel: Yeah, I inherited my weak stomach from my dad, eh.
"Chris my son," Jesus said warily as he followed Chris into a tent, "It is wrong for you to hold a grudge against Andrew. After all, revenge will only lead you on the path to Satan."
"Put a sock in it kill joy," Chris sneered, as Jesus sighed. He really wondered how someone like Chris could come into being. Was it really that fun to torture innocent people?
Chris began to ruffle through a drawer on the side of Andrew's desk, only to notice a large button. A sticky note was attached to the top of it. Chris picked up the sticky note and read it aloud.
"Do not press this button," Chris read, before turning it around, "That means you Chris!" Chris glared while Jesus tried to wave his hands frantically at the angry host. "Don't press this!" Chris shouted, while he pounded his fist down onto the button, activating it. Jesus slapped his hand to his forehead!
A red buzzer began to activate, alarming Andrew as he sat in a small room with comfortable chairs and several big screen TV's. He walked up to a computer, turned it on, and looked in horror at what he saw.
"My ultimate plan, nuclear missile plan for killing Jamie Spears has been activated!" he shouted in shock, "But I left the activation button in the camp…" He suddenly stopped to process what just happened.
"And another dramatic comeback has been accomplished by Brett Favre," Tony Dungy said on the TV, "and I must say, it was the single greatest play I have ever seen. If a person missed it, they are not a true football fan."
"…I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU CHRIS MCLEAN!" Andrew shouted in a fury.
(Back at camp)
"I feel a pay-cut coming on," Chris said fearfully, holding his head, and more importantly his hair, in fright.
Jesus: Causing a nuclear disaster, (Sighs as he begins to right down something on a list) another century in purgatory for you Mr. Mclean.
"Die, 70's trash!" Momma D.J. shouted as she swung her purse at Bridgette's mother's head. The blonde woman dodged adeptly, before grabbing her oar, and swinging it at the older woman.
The two teens sighed as their mothers duked it out. They both looked sadly at one another. They then noticed a split in the creek. There was a sign at the split. It was pointing to the left, indicating the route they were supposed to take.
"Um, Mom," Bridgette said, trying to get her mother's attention. She was promptly ignored her daughter, as the two canoes were pulled into the current.
"Wendy, we need to paddle fast now!" Stan pointed at the fork in the river, only to see Wendy stare at him with hateful eyes.
"Why should I listen to you," she asked accusingly, waving her arms frantically, Shouting out all the anger that had been building up inside her for the past few days, "Even before we broke up and you started cursing me, you always got me into trouble. You got me into problems with those aliens, made me kill our substitute teacher, and even get breast implants when you were so focused on Bebe!"
"… You killed Ms. Ellen?" Stan asked in a dead pan voice. Wendy's face boiled into a scarlet red.
"That's it!" she shouted angrily, lifting up her oar, "Stan, I am about to teach you a very important lesson that cost Ms. Ellen her life!" She then swung the oar at his head, barely missing it, "Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger!"
"Wendy, stop!" Stan shouted fearfully, ducking under the next swing. Unfortunately, although quite predictably, the canoe next theirs was Craig and Kenny's boat. Kenny only turned around to see the oar come and detach his head from his body.
"Oh Rolf's Lord!" The son of Sheppard shouted in horror, "Those sons of illegitimate birth murdered the orange parka wearing boy!"
"What?" Craig said, as his boat began to float to the left side of the creek.
Morty slapped his forehead, as he and Summer began to go to the right, the wrong path.
"He means, "Oh my God, They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!"", Morty explained, as he, Rick, Ed, Double D, Eddy, Stan, Bridgette, and D.J. all began to travel down the right side of the river with their partners. The rest headed down the correct path.
"Man," Peter commented to Joe, "That Wendy is crazier than Japanese Fisherman!"
(Cue Cutaway)
It was a beautiful day in Miami, as the crowd cheered for their hometown Dolphins. They also gave out well deserved boos to the Patriots, who were tied with the Dolphins for the lead of the AFC division.
"Well were here for a great day of… Oh God Damnit!" John Gruden shouted, as a group of Japanese people, dressed up in traditional kimonos rushed the field, "Japanese people are rushing the field!"
The Japanese showed no mercy to the Dolphins, slaughtering all of them. Not even Chad Henne or Ricky Williams escaped! The Patriots just watched from their sidelines.
"Fuck you Dolphins!" a Japanese man shouted as the Japanese said as they escaped from the field. Tom Brady suddenly started celebrating.
"We win the division by default!" he cheered, as the entire sideline began to hug one another.
"Not yet you haven't," An old man with a number twelve jersey said as he and another group of old men rushed the field, "We, the members of the 1972 Dolphin team challenge you for the division crown now!"
"What can a group of fifty year olds do to us!" Randy Moss asked mockingly.
(Five hours later)
"And in one of the greatest games I have ever seen, the old members of the 1972 Dolphins have beaten the New England Patriots, and are going to the playoffs!" John Gruden shouted excitedly, as the Patriots began to weep at their defeat.
(End Cutaway)
The eight campers and their teammates who had gone down the wrong creek were now experiencing a very bumpy ride, rocked by the large rocks around the rapids. They were all happy when suddenly, the water became calm, as the creek itself became wider.
"Oh dear," Double D said, remembering something form one of his books. He quickly took out a calculator and his face turned grim.
"My friends," he said solemnly, "I have just remembered that a widening river and a calm river mean only one thing," The sounds of water crashing into giant boulders became audible, "A waterfall."
The ten campers screamed as they began to near the edge. They tried to paddle away from the falls, but the current was too strong.
"AHHHHH!" The campers screamed as the fell. Luckily, D.J. grabbed hold of an outcropping branch, and his mother grabbed onto his leg, and then everyone else began to grab onto the chain.
"…Well this could have gone better," Stan said, rather ticked off. Johnny started to look around.
"Hey, where is Plank!"
Courage looked around the creek worriedly for his friends. He really liked spending time with D.J. and Bridgette, and he did not want them to get hurt. He suddenly remembered something. He turned to his fortune teller, partner, and mumbled something.
"I am sorry," she said with a shake of her head, "I can do nothing to help them at the current moment." She smiled when she saw Courage sigh. "You have grown close to the kind one and the girlfriend of the kind one, correct."
Courage mumbled something, which caused Shirley to cringe. She rubbed the back of her head with a small frown.
"Well, the reason I ask is…" Shirley said, trying to come up with an excuse for Courage, when she sighed sadly.
"Dog, I was afraid I was going to have to be the one to tell you, but," she looked into the water in shame, "the reason I am your partner, is because, the stupid one and his wife could not have possibly made the journey."
When Courage stared at her with a look of confusion, she sighed.
"When you were gone, Le Quack came back with a plan to kill you," she began, as the flow began to carry them down the river, "He planted a virus in a box, which had "big bucks" written on it."
"Naturally, the stupid one opened the box, thus releasing a horrible virus upon him and his wife," Courage began to tear up when he realized where this was leading.
"No cure could be found, so… they died," She said sadly, as Courage began to bawl.
"The wife of the stupid one wanted me to give you this," Shirley said, pulling out a long letter. Courage grabbed the piece of paper, as tears continued to pour from his eyes.
Dear Courage,
I am sorry about dying like this. That mean, nasty duck tricked Eustace, and Dr. Vindaloo could not find a cure, even though he assured us, "There was no problem at all." I hope you have had fun so far on your TV show. Unfortunately, I became ill before it aired, so I was unable to see how you have done.
Anyway, I am sorry to say that poor Eustace can't write, so I took over the distribution of the property we have gained throughout the years. Therefore, this letter also serves as a will, and I leave to you all my earthly possessions to you Courage, and the new family that wishes to take care of you.
This includes the farmhouse in Nowhere.
The bank account in Nowhere for the sum total 50 thousand dollars.
All of the possessions inside the Farmhouse.
I hope you enjoy life Courage. Don't worry, I will still always watch out for you. I will always be with you.
Love,
Muriel
Courage's eye's continued to burst in water as he read the letter, until he could finally not handle in anymore, and began to sob as the Shirley gave him a look of pity. She sighed as she looked into the creek, the water lapping up against the boat.
"This is all your fault you hippie," D.J.'s mother snarled at Bridgette's mother, "If you hadn't been attacking me, we wouldn't have made a wrong turn!"
"My fault!" Bridgette's mom shouted in anger, "I'm not the one who used pepper spray."
"Will you two shut up!" both of the mothers were shocked when they heard the voice that shouted at them.
"Poppy doo?" D.J.'s mother asked with shock, "How dare you speak to your mother that way!"
"Momma, listen to me," D.J. said, "I understand you are just worried about me, but you need to realize that you have to let me make my own decisions."
"I'm sorry Poppy Doo," his mother said firmly, "But I have to do what I think is right, and I do not-"
"If you don't stop trying to mess with Bridgette and Me," D.J. shouted, "I am going to let go of this branch."
"No you fucking idiot!" Stan shouted, as Wendy continued to punch him, "If you let go, we all drop to our deaths!"
"Can you honestly think of a better way down?"
"Maybe we should wait for, um, the man with bad smelling hair to pick us up," Rolf suggested. Morty and the rest of the members of camp looked at Rolf for a second, turned to one another, and burst out laughing.
"Oh man, I haven't laughed that well in years," D.J. said happily, wiping a tear from his eye. Unfortunately, D.J needed his hands to do this. And, with his hands preoccupied wiping away a tear of laughter, they could not be used for holding the branch.
Stan glared at D.J., "You Dumbass!" He screamed as the group fell to the river below.
"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!" Jamie Lynn Spears shouted as the entire group of South Park adults stood cheering her, "Well then-"
Suddenly, a whooshing sound was heard. Jimbo quickly looked outside.
"Dear god," he shouted fearfully, "It's a missile!"
These were the last words that the entire town of South Park heard, as the missile quickly hit the center of town, and blew it off the map.
Chris was staring at the now charred remains of the town, as Jesus, Chef, the other Chef (The Good One), Bebe, Token, Clyde, Jimmy and Timmy stared at him with dropped jaws.
"Oops?" he said while shrugging.
Stan pulled himself up from the water, coughing as he tried to catch his breath. He looked around, and saw Rick, Morty, Summer, Jerry, Double D, Ed, Eddy, Rolf, Johnny, Kevin, D.J., Bridgette, and their mothers were safe as they doggy paddled on the water's surface. He suddenly realized something.
"Where's Wendy!" he screamed, and slammed his head under the water. He rammed his head under the water, and caught a glimpse of pink.
"I'm coming Wendy!" he shouted, as he swam to the bottom. He looked around the bottom, and could not see her. When he realized he was running out of breath. He turned up to the surface sadly, only to feel a tug on his shirt. He turned in horror to see his sleeve was stuck on a branch of a fallen tree trunk.
He began to struggle against the branch, but he began to cough. He realized he was blacking out. As he reached up, he saw a shadow approaching him.
"So let me get this straight," Chris said, a dead planned as he was currently held in a jail cell, "I just slaughtered a town of five thousand people by using a nuclear missile that was aimed at Jamie Lynn Spears."
"That's right uncle fucker," a man with a blue t-shirt said to him. This man was extremely weird due to his flapping head, which caused his cranium to separate from his jaw every time he talked. "And you just caused an international incident. Now Canada is going to have to give up a lot of money, and do you know how much farther in debt we'll be!"
"Don't worry though," another weird flapping head man said, with a red t-shirt instead of a blue one, "you'll be out in two days. The US was willing to let us try you, and you go off with one severe paddling!"
"Paddling?" Chris said, only to turn to see a muscular man with a paddle with a red maple leaf standing next to him.
"NOOO!"
"COUGH!"
Stan blinked as he suddenly realized he was on solid ground. He looked up, only to see Wendy staring at him, without her hat.
"You idiot," she said, though with a mildly happy tone, "I was already on shore, you just forgot to turn around. You only saw my hat."
Stan sighed, as he saw the others looking around the woods.
"How are we supposed to get to the other island now?" Stan asked, and none of the others seemed as though they were able to come up with a plan. They suddenly heard a chopping sound in the air.
They looked up to see a helicopter fluttering in the air. They were all shocked, when none other than Izzy poked her head out from the side.
"Get on, we can still get you guys to the other island first!" she shouted.
"How did you find us!" Bridgette shouted.
Izzy smiled. "My new pal told me you were in trouble," she said, as a familiar piece of wood stuck its head out.
"Plank!" Johnny shouted out, "You saved us!"
The five pairs hurried onto the copter, which took off toward the destination island.
Noah was silently sitting at the dock. It was the only place he could get any peace and quiet now that Courtney was back. Her screams combined with those of Katie and Sadie to make life unbearable. But, he was also trying to get away from Justin, who was continuing to annoy him with his muscles and good looks.
Beth was okay, but she stuttered every time she talked. And Cody was also fun, but still he just wanted to be alone.
He suddenly heard a chopping in the air, and saw a helicopter hurtling towards him. Noah was fast enough to dodge the large aerial machine.
"Another day," Noah said, as he glared at the disembarking campers, "another migraine."
"What do you mean they still win!" Heather shouted as Andrew began to finish explaining the challenge, "they didn't take the right path, and then they use a helicopter to get here."
"Well to bad," Andrew said, "They were the first eight groups here, so they win. I am also sorry to say, that due to a Chris related mishap, the town of South Park was blown from the face of the earth."
All of the South Park citizens who had been on the rafting trip looked in shock. Then, however Craig just shrugged.
"Dude, what the fuck's the matter with you!" Stan shouted angrily.
"I never would have guessed that for once you guys would actually do something good for me," he said, though everybody looked at him angrily.
"OH JESUS!" Tweek shouted, "What are we going to do! -
(Two hours later)
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Well," Andrew said, removing a handy dandy pair of acme earmuffs, "I guess since Chris caused all this, I can let you all stay here at Playa Des losers until the show is over. Now, the five groups who won are off on their cruise, and the rest of you say good bye, and get ready for a major vote."
"So, are you going to say goodbye or what?" Geoff asked Parker. Parker snorted.
"I thought you were cool," he said, "and then you go after some goth? Hah, not likely!"
Geoff glared at Parker, before socking him in the eye, sending the lineman off the dock. Soon Irwin was also in the water.
"You do realize that he didn't deserve that," Geoff said to Mandy, who shrugged nonchalantly.
"Since Chris isn't here, I will handle the marshmallow giving out," Chef said evilly. The campers who had not won a reward glared at the chef.
Geoff: You know, I hardly know you, but you shouldn't do that to a guy who likes you.
Grim: This is the perfect opportunity to get rid of an annoying little pest.
Heather: Sorry, but you are just too good to be allowed to get any further.
"First marshmallow goes to Gwen."
Gwen caught her marshmallow swiftly.
"Then, we have Geoff, Jen, Jude, Fry, Leela, Bender, Harold, Heather, Caitlin, Dib, Shake, Meatwad, Early, Owen, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Peter, Stewie, Brian, Bart, Leshawna, Courage, Bojack, Lindsey, and Grim who also get marshmallows along with our ten immune contestants, Jack, Izzy, D.J., Stan, Rick, Morty, Ed, Eddy, Bridgette, and Double D."
"So that leaves us with Mandy and Zeke as our final contestants."
Ezekiel began to tremble with fright, while Mandy just yawned.
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"WHAT!" Mandy screamed, as Ezekiel happily began to munch on this marshmallow, "You can't vote me off!"
"We can and we have," Heather said confidently, as Mandy, foaming at the mouth, was dragged onto the Boat of Losers. Mandy glared at the campers waving goodbye at the docks, only to hear crappy violin music behind her.
She turned to see Irwin playing the music. "Isn't the moon so romantic my love?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Isn't that moon so romantic Stan?" Wendy asked the boy next to her, as they sat out on the dock of the ship. The noise of the Ed, Edd n Eddy partying echoed across the dock, with a rousing song of That's my Horse! Apparently D.J. and Bridgette's mothers had agreed to stop fighting and let the two teens try to have a relationship.
"I guess so," Stan said, as he stared at the girl next to. He suddenly blushed, as she leaned closer to him.
"You were very brave to go and try to save me Stan," she said, her face inching towards his. He smiled, as he began to lean closer too. They were about to kiss, when something began to build in the back of Stan's throat.
"BLUCK!" He accidently threw up on Wendy's face. But instead of being angry, she just smiled.
"Like old times, huh?"
Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie, Justin, Billy, Rusty, Trent, Cody, Beth, Wyatt, Katie, Homer, Ron, Frylock, Jonesy, Nikki, Tyler, Kim, Mandy
AN: Well, how was that for a chapter? South Park has been destroyed and Courage has now lost his entire family. What will happen now? You'll have to keep reading to see what happens next. Also, let me make this clear, D.J. and Bridgette's mothers, Rolf, Kevin, Johnny, Plank, Jesus and all the remaining survivors for South Park will be staying at Playa Des Losers. What this means, You will have to see later.
Sorry all Mandy fans, but I hate what she does to Grim, and she lasted past her usefulness. Plus this means Grim has now gained his freedom having outlasted both Billy and Mandy. Until next time.
