Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers were each tasked to catch an animal to win the chance to have whatever they wanted for dinner as a reward. So much went down, like Cartman and Bridgette almost getting raped by the most disgusting creature to ever exist, Izzy and Jack having their most intense showdown yet, with Morty and a moose becoming collateral damage, Bart and Kenny fighting over Lindsay, Leela telling off Heather, and finally Kyle channeling his Jersey heritage to get rid of the Snooki. But in the end, it was Izzy who got the boot after Rick called the loony bin on her, and the fact that we all finally got fed up with her craziness.

What sort of life-threatening challenge will I come up with this time?

What does Cartman have planned?

And for love of all that's holy, will Kenny actually live through an episode?

Find out now, on Total Drama Island!


(Theme Music)


The campers gathered by the woods as Chris stood before them with a wide grin on his face, which by now was never a good sign.

"Good morning campers, today's challenge will be called…" The handsome host started building up tension, "DARE TO SWEAR!" he bellowed as some of the campers looked perplexed.

"Let me explain…Chef!" Chris bellowed as the drill sergeant cook came out to the campers with eight metal balls in one hand and 35 grey collars with a metal oval and a red light in the center gripped in his other hand

"Since most of you are full blown potty mouths…I thought it'd be fun to make up a challenge about that one aspect of your personalities…" the handsome host continued.

"Wait your telling us that this contest is going to be about us cursing," Stan said quirking an eyebrow.

"Kind of, let me explain. This contest is going to be about who doesn't swear." He continued "The playing field is the woods; you can't leave the woods for this challenge. If you do then your automatically out. And put these on…" He said as Chef threw them the collars. These are the swear collars, if you swear the collars will emit a sound, like a horn or other various sounds we threw in, so no one on TV, since kids also watch this show, will hear the actual swear, but they will still know you did," he said smiling.

"So how will you know if we do in fact swear," Double D queried.

"With these!" he said as chef threw the little silver balls up in the air and stayed hovering as the campers stared in awe as they grew to about double the size of a regular basketball. Next a big claw similar to a crab's, but not sharp jetted out of the bottom of them and the claws could change their widths due to the campers size. The last thing was a big red eye that opened on all of them and they looked around and observed the area.

These are the Swear Bots!" Chris said pointing to the spheres.

"What the deuce?! You can afford those things but you can't even give us a decent cabin!" Stewie shouted angrily but Chris ignored him.

"These swear bots will patrol the woods where you will be…if you swear, your collar will alert them when they give off the noise to drown it out, let me demonstrate as Chris strapped a collar on Chef quickly and stepped on his food hard.

"Ah shit!" Chef exclaimed as all the robots gazed at him

"SWEAR WORD DETECTED…SWEAR WORD DETECTED!" the robots said as one of them picked Chef up and plopped him in the cage and he landed hard as some campers thought the bastard chef deserved it.

"Once you swear…you will immediately be eliminated and placed in one of the cages here…" Chris said pointing to a rather large cage with the TDI logo on it, "And with this walkie talkie and the radio in your collar you will all know simultaneously who has been eliminated" he exclaimed "I have also set traps to further enhance the chance of elimination," he said happily "Also you can try and get another camper to swear by setting traps and such because I love the drama," Chris exclaimed happily

"The last camper or campers standing will win immunity. While the rest of you will be sending someone down the dock of shame, make then ride the boat of losers…and they can't come back…EVER!" Chris exclaimed as the campers looked at each other, they all really wanted immunity and not to be the first off the island.

"Also to tempt you to swear I have set traps all around the woods area, if you attempt to leave the woods one of our Swear Bots will put you in the cage and you will be eliminated, now put your collars on and we will start this game," he said as the campers put the collars on quickly.

"Okay then…ready…set…swear!" Chris declared as they all ran into the woods and the Swear Bots went into various parts of the forest.

"Hey, get me the hell out of here man!" Chef angrily exclaimed

"Okay we'll get you out…eventually," Chris said slyly as he walked away as Chef's collar went off a number of times

As the campers reached the woods some split up with others and some stayed together to help look out for traps and some…individuals…just went off on their own.


With Rick

Nobody argued when Rick left to be on his own. As far as he was concerned, whatever Chris had planned, didn't scare him in the least as he continued on into the woods as some of the woodland creatures ran away in fear of the alcoholic scientist's presence.


"Well even though it's every camper for themselves doesn't mean we can get other people out right, ergo people that we really hate on this stupid show?" Bender asked his group which consisted of Shake, Meatwad, and Early.

"Yeah! We get the faggy cowboy and his emo girlfriend…you get the hippie and the momma's boy, trust me…it won't be hard to get that fat kid and his hick friends to swear, " Shake laughed.

That way it won't look like we're cheating," Bender said with a smirk.

"Yeah woo!" Early said agreeing before chugging a bottle of tequila.

And they were off to find one of their targets.


With the South Park kids

"You guys keep a sharp eye out!" Stan said as he was scoping out for any traps.

"Roger that dude," Kyle said looking around.

"Yeah…sure" Cartman said boringly as they trekked through the woods.

"Hey Bender," Shake whispered "Target found."

Bender came up to see Stan walking by with Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.

"Perfect," Bender said smiling.

"What's the plan boss?" Meatwad asked the grouchy squid.

"Okay…Early…get that huge rock there," Bender said pointing.

"Sure thing," Early complied and picked up the rock with his tentacles that was about the size of a basketball.

"Good now on my signal, you're gonna throw it…if my math is right and the timing it will land on Cartman's foot and that should make him swear like a sailor," Bender said rubbing his hands.

"Pretty good ma-" Meatwad was stopped by a hand over his mouth.

"SHHH! Don't let those morons hear you," Bender whispered angrily to the meatball and he nodded.

"Okay Early three…two…one…NOW!" Bender said as the redneck squid hurled the rock toward the fat boy.

"Hey, did you guys hear something?" Stan said as him and his friends stopped and observed their surroundings.

"(I'm not sure dude, maybe it was-)" Kenny couldn't finish as the rock Early threw hit him in the head, bashing his skull in which of course, killed him instantly.

There was silence for a moment then…"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!" Kyle angrily exclaimed. It took him a moment before he realized that he just swore.

Bender slapped Early's head angrily, "I can't believe that you missed you stupid asshole!" Bender said to the hillbilly squid and then covered his mouth in horror.

"Hey, ya'll can go fuck yourself tin can!" Early retorted angrily and looked shocked afterward, "Aw hell."

Meatwad for once knew better and kept his mouth shut as he knew if he swore then he would be in the same boat.

"Ha! Serves you right you stupid fucking Jew!" Cartman mocked and his eyes widened when he realized he swore as Stan and Kyle stared, eyes widened in shock.

"Cartman, you dumb son of a-" Stan was stopped by a gloved hand over his mouth.

"No Stan don't do it, you have to stay in this...you gotta win this for the two of us!" Kyle said sadly as he heard the Swear Bots coming.

"Ey! What about me you fucking jackass!" Cartman shouted angrily.

"SWEAR WORDS DETECTED!" the robots said as they picked up Bender, Early, Kyle, and Cartman.

"You can do it Stan!" Kyle shouted to his friend who sadly waved goodbye as the Swear Bot took him and the others to their cages.

The Swear Bot carrying Bender was sinking, "NEED ASSISTANCE!" it shouted as two more came and latched onto the heavy bending unit.

"I'm gonna kill Chris," Bender grumbled annoyed

"I just don't know where the hell that rock came from," Kyle said thinking as Bender and Early looked away nonchalantly.

They were all soon dropped into the cage. When the bending unit landed, he made a giant THUNK! And dented the cage floor.

"Well, it was pretty obvious from the get go that you guys would be the first ones eliminated, "Chris said observing the South Park kids.

"Well I guess one of your traps got me Chris, as for fatass here, he was too stupid to keep his mouth shut and Bender, well he's a total dick so there's that," Kyle said to Cartman and Bender who just glared in response.

"And you squidhead?" Chris asked Early.

"Ah was drunk at the time boy, couldn't keep mah mouth shut," He explained to the handsome host before chugging the tequila bottle once more, it was a fake alibi as not to reveal their alliance.

"That makes sense…I think," Chris said getting a walkie talkie out, "Attention Campers…Cartman, Kyle, Bender, and Early have been eliminated and since Kenny's dead again, he's eliminated too," he spoke through the walkie talkie.


Stan felt dejected as he heard the message from Chris, now he was all alone as he slowly continued on, head down.

Shake didn't want to waste time with this idiot as he would probably eliminate himself so he and Meatwad fled back into the woods to try and sabotage the other campers, while chuckling as he did.


With Bridgette, DJ, Geoff, Ezekiel, Bart, and Courage

"Man that didn't take too long," Geoff remarked.

"Well, considering who just got eliminated, we shouldn't be too surprised," DJ replied.

"Yeah I mean none of us are dumb enough to say words like hell or damn eh…oops," Ezekiel said.

"Zeke!" Bridgette exclaimed.

"I didn't mean too!" Zeke said covering his mouth.

"SWEAR WORD…SWEAR WORD!" the Swear Bot repeated grabbing Ezekiel with its long claw.

"Zeke you're costing us man!" Bart shouted angrily as the Swear Bot carried an upset Zeke to the cage as the remaining group looked disgruntled as a member of their group was gone.

"I am so going home if we lose this," Ezekiel said sadly as the Swear Bot dropped him in the cage.

"Attention…Ezekiel has been eliminated."


With Jen, Grim, Jude, Leshawna, Fry, Leela

The next group were all happy to hear another camper had been taken out.

"This is getting better every minute," Jen said happily.

"Yeah, we are rolling right now!" Fry exclaimed.

"Whatever," Leela grumbled still upset from the last challenge.

"Oh come on Leela , at least try to be happy" Fry said putting his hand on her shoulder

"I can't…as long as she is here," Leela aid darkly

"No worries…I'm sure with her harsh vibe…she will be gone soon enough," Jude said calmly

"As long as that witch is here I goddamn can't!" Leela said and didn't even care she swore.

"Leela! Why did you swear?" Jen asked surprised

"Because that's what I do when I'm upset."

"Yeah but isn't words like damn what we are supposed to not say…oh sorry bros," Jude said calmly but upset.

"No!" Jen said pulling her hair angrily

"Don't worry baby girl, I'm smart enough not to say words like goddamn…uh oh," Leshawna said wide eyed

"Well there goes our lead," Grim said glumly.

"SWEAR WORDS DETECTED!" the swear bots said hoisting the contestants into the air and carrying them away.

Leela hung like dead weight as Jude struck a Superman pose and Leshawna slapped her forehead repeatedly

They were all dropped into the cage at about the same time.

"Well that was fun" Leela said sarcastically getting up and brushing herself off

"Yeah it was totally rad!" Jude said happily as the cyclops rolled her eyes.

"Well I figured some of the teens would be the some of the first to actually swear," Chris said happily "In fact I bet on it" he said looking at Chef who was taking his wallet out reluctantly.

"Attention…Jude, Leshawna, and Leela have been eliminated."

"Well at least that evens the field a little," Bender said boringly

"That's right it ain't over yet!" Kyle exclaimed motivatingly.

"Well I'm glad you're all pumped because it time for our commercial!" Chris exclaimed as the caged campers (Cartman and Bender especially) grumbled angrily.


(Commercial Break)


"And we are back on Total Animation Island! If you just joined us, the campers are competing in our most intense challenge yet, where if they are to swear, forced or unforced, they are put in this giant cage behind me already filled with some campers," The host said pointing to the disappointed campers sulking in their cages.

"Okay then let's see what the remaining campers are doing," Chris said happily wanting to see some action and suffering.


With Brian and Stewie

"This challenge is just plain ridiculous," Brian complained.

"Oh there you go again. This is what Quagmire was talking about!" Stewie said to him, pointing out Brian's irritability. "You really ought to stop being such a sCHtick in the mud."

"Hey Stewie, just be glad I'm just ir-wait, what?"

"I said you should stop being such a sCHtick in the mud. You know, you're always so tense and uptight about things, you should learn to relax."

"I'm a what? I'm a sCHtick in the mud? Is that what you said?"

"You're not really getting this whole sCHtick in the mud thing, are you?"

"That's not how you say 'stick', Stewie."

"What?"

"Say 'Stool'."

"Stool."

"Now say 'Stick'."

"SCHtick."

"Stick."

"SCHtick."

"Stick."

"SCHtick."

"Stick!"

"SCHtick."

"You're a dumbass, you know that!?" Brian yelled before covering his mouth as he already heard the Swear Bots closing in.

"Oh there you go again!? You're even tighter than an airlock, and that could cause some serious health problems like heart diseases or prostitution."

"Well I should of have seen that one coming," Brian lamented as the Swear Bot grabbed him, "Stewie whatever you do…don't swear!" Brian said as he was carried off.


With Owen and Morty

Morty was observing the wildlife and for any dangerous traps, plants, and or bugs as Owen also scoped out the surroundings peacefully.

"Well there is no sign of poison ivy anywhere in this area," Morty said looking around.

"Good to know Mortster," Owen said calmly looking around.

"Oh that's cool, is that my nickname or secret codename?" Morty said happily.

"Yeah I give everyone of my friends a cool name, I'm just thinking of the right ones," Owen said thinking.

"Well I like mine so no need to change it," Morty said as Owen looked down and noticed a tripwire where he was about to step on.

"Lookout little buddy!" He shouted grabbing Morty before he tripped it but in the process Owen tripped it himself and was given a mild electric shock or should we say mild in Chris's mind.

"Oh geez, Owen!" Morty said but couldn't touch him as the shocks continued.

"Just to mention to all of you if you get caught in a trap…the only way out is to swear!" Chris said over the walkie talkie sadistically.

"Daaaarrrrrnnn iiiiiiitttt!" Owen said shaking as the current continued to jolt through his body.

Morty knew there was only one thing to do, since Owen saved him it was now his turn.

He shoved Owen off the wire but in the process took his place.

"Morty no!" Owen shouted.

"Oh that fucking hurts!" Morty shouted and the current immediately stopped and he fell to the ground

"Morty!" Owen said running over concerned.

"Don't worry, I've had worse shocks a lot worse than this," He said getting up and rubbing her head.

"You did that for me?" Owen asked surprised.

"Of course…we are friends right?" He said flashing a sheepish smile.

"Yeah dude," Owen miled calmly as the Swear Bot appeared.

"I believe that my ride is here," Morty said happily "Good luck, Owen I hope you don't end up a potty mouth like me," He said chuckling nervously as the Swear Bot hoisted him away and Owen waved goodbye and couldn't dwell on it too long as he knew he had a contest to win and didn't have time to dilly dally, but would remember Morty's sacrifice for a later occasion.

Morty soon landed in the cage with the other potty mouth campers

"Hey...welcome to the loser's club," Bender remarked.


With Harold, Dib, and Bojack

Harold and Dib were blissfully talking up a storm with Dib mentioning every five minutes about his numerous exploits which involved trying to expose Zim as an alien, and this was beginning to wear on the horse's nerves.

"And that's how me and my dad saved the Earth from the Florpus hole," Dib said happily.

"Wow your dad sounds pretty awesome!" Harold said to his friend.

Bojack was trying his best to keep his patience but he couldn't take their rambling much more as it was getting on his nerves

"And that's how I earned all my merit badges" Harold said smugly.

"Does this Steve guy really own that many camps?" Dib asked wondering.

"Yeah, I got a lot of my mad skills from-"

"Okay that's it!" Bojack interrupted startling the paranormal investigator and the Napoleon Dynamite wannabe, "Here's an idea, how about you nerds play a game called 'I Spy'. I'll go first, I spy with my little eye a couple of morons who need to shut the hell up!" Bojack said as it took him a second before he realized he just eliminated himself.

"Wow...you sure walked right into that one," Harold noted.

"Goddamn it!" Bojack said as a Swear Bot hooked onto him and hoisted him up where he was soon dropped in the cage with the rest of the losers.

"Well, that was less than graceful," Bojack said picking himself up.

"Well some of us figured you would get out sooner or later, but at least you weren't as bad as Cartman was," Kyle said encouragingly to the horse movie star.

"Yeah…I guess I did," Bojack said feeling a little proud.

"But you still lost," Leela said annoyed as Bojack sunk again depressed as the other campers glared at her.

"What?!" She asked annoyed.


Leela: (still has collar on) Okay I'll admit that I have been grouchy. It's Heather, she just gets under my skin okay! She is exactly the type of girl I cannot stand to be around. So that's why I have been in a foul mood lately. That and the fact Chris is a total jackass!

Leshawna: Okay, I know for a fact that Heather's bad but come on you shouldn't let her get to you like that. I'm Leela's friend and I'm trying to support her but she is making it hard with her attitude.

Heather: All according to plan people. Leela is going to get so angry with me that she will not be in the state of mind to compete and she will be voted off post haste and I will be a step closer to the grand prize. I know it's pretty underhanded, but hey…it's still a competition and I am just playing the game like always.


With the Eds

Double D was scoping the area and making mental notes of who has been eliminated so far, Eddy was nervously looking around for any wolves or bears, and Ed was making some Kung Fu poses just in case any animals or traps tried anything funny.

"Aw man, I hate going in the woods!" Eddy said looking around nervously.

"Eddy I keep telling you there is nothing to be afraid of," Double D replied, "Despite this being a natural habitat for animals such as wolves and bears, I am sure the former are asleep as they come out only during in the night, as for the latter…well I'm sure they are nowhere near here at the moment," Double D said as Eddy looked still afraid of the bears that may be around as Double D's words didn't seem to help much.

"Not to worry Eddy…if any animals try anything I'll kick their asses! ...Well that wasn't supposed to happen" Ed said rubbing his lack of a chin

"Ed you idiot!" Eddy shouted as the Swear Bot approached

"SWEAR WORD DETECTED!" The robot said grabbing Ed, though he didn't go without a fight as he punched and kicked the metal sphere, but to no avail as it latched onto Ed and began to carry him off

"Ed has failed you my friends!" Ed cried as he was carried off.

"This isn't going good right now for our team…" Double D said rubbing his temples.

"Don't worry sockhead everything will be fiiiiiii-!" Eddy said as he was caught in a high speed spinning trap, his legs were hooked and he was being spun like a top.

"Oh no Eddy don't-"

"Holy crap!" Eddy exclaimed as the spinner stopped and he was holding his mouth about to blow chunks from the high speed.

"SWEAR WORD DETECTED!" The Swear Bot said hoisting the scam artist up and out of sight as he continued to gag.

"Oh dear," Double D said as he continued on, little did he know a certain talking milkshake was close by tracking where he was going.

Ed and Eddy were both dropped into the cage to their extreme dismay.

"Well, that could have gone better," Eddy said upset.

Suddenly they all heard a PLOP in the cage and saw Rick staring into space before getting up and walking to the far corner of the cage as the other campers looked in surprise

"How the heck did you get eliminated Rick?!" Morty asked as Rick glared.

"I *burp* cursed at a squirrel," the drunk scientist said bluntly,

"Why?" Bojack asked confused.

"…It threw a nut at me, then I cursed at it…and it was eaten by an eagle" Rick said and the campers believed that was all they would get out of the scientist, and all they wanted to hear.

"Attention…Ed, Eddy, and Rick have been eliminated," Chris said through the walkie talkie smiling.


With Heather

The Queen Bee walked alone in the woods happily now that more campers were gone, even though she had no allies at the moment, she was still in the lead so for now she was casually walking and redoing her makeup blissfully thinking what she would do if she won the one hundred thousand.

Until she ran into Stewie who was just standing there, a loaded gun in his left hand.

"So-" He began, "It's all out in the open now, isn't it?"

"Whoa, what's with the gun and the angry Hitler look!?"

"Oh so now you're interested in Stewie. During the first day of camp when you found that macaroni painting of a giraffe, you didn't give a damn!"

"That was a giraffe?"

"Yes, and now we're going to look at it again." Stewie ran over to Heather and kicked her hard in the shin. She fell to the ground where Stewie hit her in the head again with the gun. He then took out from his back pocket the very macaroni picture of the giraffe. "LOOK! LOOK! DO YOU LIKE IT!?"

"Ye-Yes..."

"WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT SPECIFICALLY!?"

"I don't know."

"PICK SOMETHING OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!"

"I like...how it looks like a giraffe...?"

"THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!" He then left her for dead, pissed as hell. She then started bawling in fear, as she truly had no idea what Stewie was capable of.

He soon, though, retraced his steps and returned to Heather. "Get up off the floor, you sly pig." He helped Heather off the ground. "Come, walk with me. Talk with me..."

Stewie led Heather further into the woods, and set up a couple of chairs that he somehow acquired, and he put on his performance suit and sat down in one of them just like a therapy session.

"Alright, then, let's take it from the beginning." Stewie said, taking out a clipboard. "Now, I'm going to say a word, and you say the first word that comes to mind. Alright, let's begin: Science.

"Torture."

"Brother."

"Idiocy."

"Abortion."

"Excellent!"

"Mommy."

"Whore!"

Heather shouted the last word, and at that point, she covered her mouth, a little ashamed of herself for saying that about her mother. Stewie, however, found this hilarious.

"Whoa, you too. You're matricidal too!? Oh this is great!"

"SWEAR WORDS DETECTED!" The Swear Bot carried the genocidal baby and the angry queen bee off as her eye twitched in anger.

They were both soon plopped in the cage but before anyone said anything a stone cold glare stopped them as Heather went over to the side of the cage as her eye twitched more and for the first time since the dock, Leela was smiling.

"Okay then…" Chris remarked casually "Attention…Stewie and Heather have both been eliminated."


Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, Bart, and Courage

"Well that figures," Bart said calmly, hands in his pockets.

"Well at least it was Heather this time," Geoff pointed out.

Just when you thought it wouldn't get any worse…the remaining members of Jen's group walked in front of the other campers, startling all of them.

"Well look who it is guys…the ones who will lose this game!" Fry said slyly.

"We'll see about that," Bart said smiling at the cocky delivery boy.

The campers were in a stare down, almost thinking of ways to make each other swear.

They began to step forward slowly…step by step like a standoff, what they didn't see was a trap waiting for them.

All but four of the campers were caught in the bungee trap as four campers were slung in the air and were bouncing up and down at high speeds like a bungie but much faster as it felt like their skeletons was going to be pulled out of them.

"Oh maaaaan!" Fry said as he was being flung around like a rag doll.

"You swear first DJ!" No you swear first Bart!" the two argued as they too were also being flung around as Bridgette, Jen, Grim, and Courage watched in horror.

"I can't take it anymore damn it!" Fry exclaimed as he was released and dropped on his head.

"Me too! Shit!" Geoff screamed.

"Well that was fun!" Fry said sarcastically as his head was spinning and Jen slapped her forehead in annoyance

"Swear DJ!" "You first Bart!" "Never DJ!"

"Just say shit or something dude…oh no!" DJ said nervously

"Ha you said shit!" Bart said slyly, then realized he swore as they were both dropped to the ground a little dizzy

"SWEAR WORDS DETECTED!" the Bots screamed as Geoff, DJ, and Bart were hoisted up and Fry was clinging to the ground as the bot tried to lift him.

"Wait I'm innocent guys…nooooo!" Was what the remaining campers heard Fry say as he was carried off.

"Retreat for now!" Jen ordered to Grim's displeasure as they fled and trust me if Bridgette was allowed to swear right now…she would have but for the sake of the competition she kept it together and went in search of the remaining 6 teen members for revenge

The four campers were dropped in the cage.

"Wow…you losers actually lasted longer than the flavor in my gum," Heather said chewing as the other campers glared at her.

"Attention…Fry, Bart, Geoff, and DJ have been eliminated, only fourteen campers remain," Chris spoke through the walkie talkie as it was getting down to the wire.


With Bridgette and Courage

Bridgette did not have time to lose; she had to find her remaining friends before they too were eliminated.

After a moment of dashing through the woods she crashed into someone. She looked up to see that the person he ran into was still standing unfazed.

"Oh hello uh…Bridgette," Stan greeted the surfer and the pink dog.

"Stan! At least I found you before something happened," Bridgette said getting up.

"Oh…uh where is everybody else?" Stan asked.

"They've been eliminated Stan, only you, me, Courage, Double D, Gwen, Harold, and Jack are all that's left of our friends," Bridgette explained to the fourth grader.

"Jesus dude, the competition sure is winding down fast," Stan asked looking around.

"We have to find them Stan and avoid the others," Bridgette said as they trekked through the woods.

"Any idea where they might be?" Stan asked behind Bridgette and Courage.

"No but they have to be around here somewhere," Bridgette replied looking around.

About five minutes passed before they heard something nearby.

"What was-" Stan started until Bridgette put her hand over his mouth, "Shhhhh! Let me check it out first," she whispered and crept forward silently as Stan watched.

Bridgette got close enough and peered through the bushes, but before she could look a trap sprung and he was caught in a net.

"Uh oh!" Courage said in a frightened tone.

"Oh no, it's Chris's trap!" Stan said panicking.

"Quite the opposite," Double D said pulling a rope and dropping Bridgette down with a thunk.

"Nice one Double D but you bagged one of our friends," Gwen said coming from a nearby bush looking at Bridgette who was fumbling and trying to get out of the net

"Gwen! Thank goodness you're alright and you found Double D," Bridgette said getting out of the net.

"We need a plan to get the other campers out and get invincibility while we're at it," Stan said thinking.

"No problem, I have it taken care of, they come to us and we spring the traps we set, a little unorthodox for my type of strategy, but in this game, anything goes" Double explained seriously.

The alliance gathered around to further talk about their plan and strategy against the other campers.


With Jen, Grim, Lindsay, and Owen

Jen and Grim were also looking for any remaining campers as they managed to run into Owen and Lindsay on the way. Right now, Grim was calmly looking around as Jen was almost ripping through the bushes frantically.

"This isn't good you guys. the rest of campers still in this game most likely already have a plan set up and we are still looking for any allies!" Jen shouted angrily "Grim, Owen, Lindsay keep looking!" she ordered in almost a shriek as the others continued to look around. They hated when Jen was in one of her over controlling moods and when she screamed, she had a very high pitched shriek that could shatter glass.

"Come on where are they?!" Jen asked herself as she continued to look.

"It's a big forest Jen…" Owen said calmly.

"It doesn't matter Owen, we need to come up with a plan here and we can't do that when we have no one here but us!" She exclaimed angrily screeching

A few seconds later she heard ruffling in the bushes and turned around quickly

"If you're an enemy then you better watch out, I've got…" she looked into her purse "LIP-GLOSS!" she said angrily

"Lip-gloss?" Grim asked cocking his head.

"It's all I have…I left my pepper spray at home like an idiot…that would have made someone swear!" Jen said smiling crazily as the three other campers seemed to be a little intimidated by how seriously Jen was taking this, however it wouldn't be the first time she took a competition so seriously, or the second, or third…

It turned out to be the two Aqua Teens Master Shake and Meatwad, as they came out of the bushes Jen sighed and put her lip-gloss back into her purse.

"Hey losers, what's going on!" Shake said rudely.

"How did you find us?" Grim asked

"Oh…well we both heard a loud screeching sound and uh… figured we'd check it out…" Shake said as Jen realized it was her "By the way did you see what was making that horrible sound…hm?" Shake asked as Jen seemed to shrink into her light blue hoodie.

"Nah you got me," Grim said shrugging as Jen sighed relieving that Grim bailed her out.

"Oh well then…have you crazy kids seen Napoleon Dynamite and that kid with the big head?" Shake queried.

"No we are looking for them right now," Jen said annoyed an as if on cue the two boys walked through the bush startling her.

"I think I heard the banshee over here Harold!" Dib said excitedly as Harold came soon after.

"Oh hey there, what do you mean banshee?" Shake asked quirking an eyebrow.

"Oh yeah! Me and Dib heard a screeching sound and we are sure it was a banshee or something," Harold said looking around for any sign of it as Jen looked around nervously, she hated that her voice could be so high pitched at times and the Grim Reaper rolled his eyes.

"Yeah I heard something like that too," Meatwad said rubbing his chin in thought as the three all thought of what it could have been.

"Okay enough!" Jen said startling the other campers, "In case you guys don't know we are in a challenge here, one some of us want to win or one of us will be going home…and never come back…ever!" Jen said getting the others back on track and kind of imitating Chris.

"Okay then we can talk about it later," Meatwad said getting his head back together.

"Yeah we'll find it," Harold said enthusiastically and Dib nodded quickly.

"Well first things first…we need to find them," Jen said thinking.

"Oh yeah! I already know!" Shake pointed out as Jen's eyes widened.

"Why didn't you say something!?" Jen asked angrily.

"I was thinking about the sound that I heard and well, I forgot until now," Shake chuckled as Jen seemed to turn red.

"Okay…" Jen said calming down "Shake, can you take us to them?" Jen asked and Shake nodded and they began to trek and meanwhile Harold and Dib began to talk again about the banshee and where it could be.

Five minutes later they were in a bush about twenty feet away from the other remaining campers that were just sitting in a clearing and talking but about what they couldn't hear.

"Whatcha think they talkin' about?" Meatwad asked quietly which was a first.

"Probably a plan to get rid of us," Jen said narrowing her eyes.

"Well what are we gonna do?" Owen asked.

"We need a surprise attack of some sort," Harold said mimicking a trap with his hands.

"Yeah but we need to do it before they find out we are here," Grim said quietly as not to get their attention.

"Okay I think we should send someone out as bait to attract them…then we spring our surprise attack," Jen said slyly "So who wants to be the bait?" Jen asked as her team looked at each other.

"Okay then…all for Meatwad?" Jen asked as she, Shake, and Meatwad raised their hands.

"You want to be bait?" the brunette asked quirking an eyebrow.

"Yeah it sounds like fun!" Meatwad said happily.

"Okay then…you're the bait talking meatball," Jen said, "Your job is to get their attention and most of all…don't tell them you are the bait…just get their attention and we will spring the trap…got it?" Jen asked making sure the Aqua Teen got the plan

"Yeah I can do that," Meatwad said excitedly as he went out of the bushes and began to slithered over to the other campers.

"You sure this will work?" Grim asked Jen a little concerned.

"Yes…if I marked right…Meatwad will be right by a trigger step electric fence, I know because I saw a raccoon step by it and got shocked, it lived, but its hair was burnt," Jen said, "If they all step into that they will all have to swear and we will win!" Jen said almost manically as everyone else backed away a little. Knowing Jen she was always a little over competitive, but she was going a little overboard here.

Bridgette's team were talking about random things so not to alert Jen's team that they knew they were nearby. Unknown to Jen's team, Double had set up thin as hair tripwires around the area and once someone stepped on them or broke it, it would make a log that Gwen had brought from earlier fall from a tree which it did a few moments ago when Dib stepped on the line, how they set it up was all Double D's idea as many didn't know how he did it.

"Everyone remember the plan?" Double D asked in a whisper and the rest of the team half nodded so not to attract attention

Meatwad came into their view "Hiya guys!" he shouted waving his arms around to get their attention.

"Oh my goodness it is Meatwad!" Double D said pretending to be shocked.

"Let's get him!" Stan said pointing at Meatwad.

They all ran at Meatwad as Jen rubbed her hands together in anticipation.

"Just a little closer…" Jen said quietly smiling.

Just before they got to the tripwire electric fence they stopped.

"Wait why did they-?" Harold didn't get to finish as Double D got out a rock and threw it at a hidden half cut rope which made it break.

"NO!" Jen said leaping out of the bushes in time as the other six campers in the bushes were flung into a net.

"Oh no," Grim said slapping his forehead

"Oh it gets worse," Gwen said smiling as she pulled another rope by a tree and it tripped a box above the net and let out three wild raccoons that were lured in there by raccoon food that Gwen got from Chef's kitchen much everyone else's disgust.

The raccoons didn't seem friendly as they were thrashing everywhere.

"Great Pyramid of Giza, get away you vermin!" Owen said fending off one of them as it tried to bite him.

"Nice kitty," Lindsay said hugging one as ripped her shirt in half.

"Oooh you're a mean kitty," Lindsay said smiling as it continued to claw at her.

"Dang it!" Grim said as he held one away with his foot though it wasn't really working.

"Swear and we let you down," Bridgette said smiling.

"Guys don't!" Jen pleaded frantically.

"Jen I'm sorry but if these things have rabies I don't think Chris has good medical care so…shit!" Grim shouted.

"I'm with Skeletor on this so go fuck yourself broad!" Shake exclaimed.

"Yeah this kitty isn't nice," Lindsay said as the raccoon had clawed his clothes to shreds, "Damn it!" Lindsay exclaimed

It didn't take long for the rest to follow suit as JDouble D smiled and lowered the net and the campers that were captive tumbled out and the raccoons fled into the woods

"SWEAR WORDS DETECTED!" the Swear Bots said carrying Grim, Owen, Lindsay, Shake, Harold, and Dib off leaving only Jen and Meatwad alone for her team.

Jen's eye began to twitch and her face grew redder and redder with anger as the Bridgette's team high fived each other.

"That is it! They have forced my hand…" Jen said quietly to herself, she had one last ace up her sleeve.

"What?" Meatwad asked confused.

"Sorry Flapjack but…I have to do this for invincibility," Jen said as Meatwad was still confused.

Jen took a deep breath as the remaining campers stared in bewilderment until…

AYEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Jen wailed as all the campers covered their ears in horror.

"Oh my God…it isn't human!" Bridgette said covering her ears hard "Can't take it! It hurts so goddamn much!"

"Fuck!" Gwen shouted.

"God fucking damn it!" Stan yelled in agony.

"Son of a bitch!" Meatwad shouted as well as he couldn't stand the sound either.

Back at the cages the campers and Chris and the camera crew and the animals in the forest were also covering their ears

"Well…that bitch sure is mad," Cartman said annoyed, "And they blame me for having a problem with my anger."

"I knew it! There was a banshee!" Dib exclaimed.


Jen: (looking sick for some reason) My mom always said that I had a high pitched voice at times oooohhh…but I didn't think it would be that loud…gurk (holds mouth and runs out of the confessional).

Double D: (holding his ears) horrible…horrible…HORRIBLE!

Dib: I told you I heard a banshee! Now that Zim has been exposed, I feel like I can take on the entire world. I'll show them that I'm telling the truth, I'll make them believe…BELIEVE!

Chris: Wow…I think that broke the sound barrier…or at least every mirror in camp.


"SWEAR WORDS AND UNUSUAL SOUND DETECTED!" the Swear Bots said hoisting the seemingly unconscious campers away.

Jen exhaled "I know my voice if I shouted loud enough would do it," Jen said happily.

"Not quite young lady," A voice said as Jen turned around quickly to see a certain samurai standing there smiling slyly.

"Wha…but…how did? I thought I...?" Jen said flabbergasted

Jack took the earplugs out of his ears, "I kept these in case the animals in the forest or if anyone snoring kept me up. Turns out they work rather well," Jack said putting them in their pocket as Jen glared angrily.

"Well then…it's down to us then" Jen said slyly "You could take one of my screams…but how about two?" Jen said inhaling even more then before.

Jack had to think fast because he doubted that even he couldn't handle another screech like that. Then he felt something in his pocket, he pulled it out and he remembered the 'food' that he saved from earlier this morning.

Jack got a light bulb over his head as he took some of the gunk out and put it in his hand.

Just as Jen was about to scream again Jack ran up to her and stepped on her foot hard and causing her mouth to open in pain before she could scream.

"Have something to eat!" Jack said shoving some of the sludge down her throat as Jen's eyes widened.

She grabbed her throat in disgust and began to gag and twitch as Jack waited anxiously.

It didn't take long as Jen's face turned green and threw up in the nearby bush repeatedly.

"THAT WAS SO FUCKING FOUL!" Jen said falling over twitching, seemingly having a seizure.

"SWEAR WORD DETECTED!" The Swear Bot said picking up the nearly lifeless Jen as she was carried off.

Another Swear Bot hooked onto Jimmy and carried him back to the start as Jen hung like a dead fish in the other Swear Bot's claw.

Jimmy was dropped next to Chris and Jen was plopped in the cage.

"We have a winner!" Chris said pushing a button as the cage walls dropped and released the campers as the campers hoisted Jack up and celebrated as they congratulated him on his victory.

"Well then…later on you will be sending someone home and that someone will be this week's loser!" Chris said enjoying this "So get yourselves ready for later as the campfire ceremony will be held later tonight. Until then go back to your cabins and relax and maybe start packing," Chris said happily and warningly as all the campers feared being sent home.

"As for Jack you also win a reward," Chris said as the samurai wondered what the reward was.

"Instead of eating Chef's food tomorrow…you will get a five star dinner with a violinist," Chris said as the losing campers seemed even more depressed as they would have to eat Chef's…lunch tomorrow.

"Well then see you later campers," Chris said smiling as he walked to his trailer to get freshened up and Chef went back to the kitchen to prepare the losers 'lunch' for tomorrow.

"Well this sucks," Bender said bitterly as he took out a beer bottle and drank it.

"Tell me about it," Brian said sulking.

"Yeah," Early said disappointed.

"So…horrible," Jen said half unconscious as Bridgette rubbed her back soothingly.

"Too bad, but hey Chef's foods good too, " Ed said happily

"Oh yeah isn't it?" Owen asked happily as the campers seemed shocked that anyone could like it, let alone be in the same room as it.

"I'd rather starve then eat that crap again, it almost killed me!" Bojack said angrily remembering when he first tasted it.

"Me too, I mean it isn't even food," Eddy said disgusted even remembering it.

"Now we have to go through that again and vote someone off," Bridgette said sadly as Jen let out a moan of agreement.

"Yeah, harsh," Jude agreed.

Soon all the campers arrived at their cabins, and went inside, some happy, some…not so much.


A few hours later, the campers all heard the intercom in the center of the campground buzz as they unfortunately heard Chris's voice over it.

"Attention loser campers, report to the bonfire ceremony for the tonight's elimination ceremony!" He spoke through the speaker.

"Well it's time to face our doom," Gwen said grumbling.

"Let's do this," Jen said weakly as she still needed Bridgette to hold her up as all the campers went to vote in the confessional and then would see who would be the next camper eliminated on the show.

The fireplace roared as the 35 campers were on their respective tree stumps looking nervous and anxious and Jen was wobbling on hers, ready to fall.

"Well hello there campers," Chris said happily from his podium "Welcome to tonight's campfire ceremony!" the handsome host exclaimed throwing his hands in the air for effect as the campers groaned.

"Well then as you can see I have a tray of marshmallows here" Chris said pointing at the 34 marshmallows beside him on the tray

"There are only 34 marshmallows here, which will mean one of you will be spending their last night in Wawanakwa. One of you will be walking the dock of shame, catching the boat of losers and you can't come back…EVER!" Chris exclaimed happily remembering how fun it was to say that

"Do you always have to repeat what we know already?" Bojack asked annoyed.

"Yes…because it explains it to first time viewers and I love to say that line," Chris said happily

"I think you just like to hear yourself talk," Bojack grumbled as some of the campers snickered and Chris glared.

"Okay then…whatever," Chris said grumbling "Our first marshmallow goes to…

The campers waited anxiously to see who would be the first one safe as Chris made the anticipation grow thicker.

"Come on already!" the campers shouted in unison.

"Fine…don't like suspense I see," Chris said in a mumble "The first one safe is…Stan."

Stan smiled calmly as he accepted the marshmallow from Chris and waited on the sidelines where the other winners would soon join him.

Kyle and Kenny both gave Stan a thumbs up as Cartman just flipped him off.

"Okay then…next is…Ed," Chris said as the tall Ed boy leaped up and hugged Chris happily and thanked him.

"Okay okay just take the marshmallow!" Chris said shaking Ed off and giving him the marshmallow which ate quickly.

"Next is…Geoff, DJ, and Double D," Chris said holding three marshmallows.

"Yeah!" Geoff exclaimed grabbing a marshmallow.

"Gwen get up here and calm your boyfriend down, oh and you're safe to so grab a marshmallow" Chris said as goth girl was happy that her friends were safe for another night.

"Okay then…next is…Harold, Dib, Eddy, and Kyle," Chris said as the campers went up and got their marshmallows.

"Now then…next we have…Fry, Bender, Early, and Stewie," Chris said as the red haired delivery bo pumped his fists and high fived the host as he got the marshmallow and kissed it happily as he was safe another night.

"Next is Shake and Meatwad," Chris said as the Aqua Teens got their marshmallows and joined the other safe campers.

"Okay…Jude my man come on up here" Chris said as Jude took his marshmallow happily and went over and fist bumped his guy friends, happy that were all safe for today

"Bridgette, Lindsay, and Leshawna," Chris said as the blonde bombshell squealed in delight, as did Bridgette and Leshawna that she was safe as she took her marshmallow and joined her safe campers.

"Okay…Owen you human garbage disposal get up here and take one marshmallow!" Chris warned as Owen reluctantly took one marshmallow and gobbled it down as the campers cheered that the most likable contestant was safe.

"Okay so the rest of you, Jack, Leela, Rick, Morty, Brian, Grim, Bojack, Kenny, Bart, and Courage are all safe."

"Getting down to the wire," Chris said as he looked at the remaining campers who seemed very nervous now.

Heather seemed nervous but was covering it up by scowling.

Ezekiel was biting on one of his fingers nervously.

Jen though still sick looked nervous, and still a little green.

Cartman was no doubt pissed off as he sat on his stump as it seemed to sink into the earth due to his weight.

"Okay then the next marshmallow goes to…

"Cartman!"

"Kickass!" Cartman shouted and took his marshmallow as he joined the other safe campers much to their disappointment.

"Three campers…two marshmallows" Chris said slyly as all the campers seemed to be nervously sweating.

"Okay then the next to last marshmallow goes to…

Ezekiel."

"Yes! Phew!" Ezekiel said wiping his brow as he walked over and ate his marshmallow as some of the campers patted him on the back, glad that he wasn't voted off

"Campers…this is the last marshmallow of the evening," Chris said holding it up.

Heather was about to rip her hair out with anticipation and Jen looked even greener as both stared at the marshmallow as if it was the most priceless object on earth.

Chris looked at both of them building suspense. The campers all looked nervous as they knew they could lose one of their friends; Gwen also looked on intensely now that the one who was causing her the most grief was on the chopping block.

"The last marshmallow of the night…the last camper this night to be safe…goes to…

Heather," Chris said finally as many of the campers were surprised, Leela the most as if her jaw dropped more it would hit the floor

"What?" Heather as surprised as Jen seemed to stunned to even move, let alone speak.

"How the hell could you guys pick her over Jen?!" Leela asked shocked as the campers didn't respond as they seemed to be worried about Jen as she didn't even seem to be breathing

Jen's eye twitched as if she couldn't handle that she didn't get a marshmallow.

"Jen…are you okay?" Bridgette asked worried about her friend.

Jen snapped out of her trance, "Oh I'm fine" she said happily "Just waiting for Chris to give me my marshmallow," she said smiling and rocking on her seat as the campers looked at each other nervously.

"Jen…I gave the last marshmallow to Heather, right there beside you" Chris said as Heather quickly took her marshmallow as she joined the group.

Jen's eye twitched again, "Silly Chris…you forgot to give me my marshmallow," She said giggling, eye twitching.

"No…I didn't…your fellow campers have spoken and you are the next to be eliminated," Chris said trying to spell it out to Jen who seemed out of it.

"I guess if you won't call my name I'll save you the trouble and just take my marshmallow myself," she said as she got up and went over to the tray to find it empty.

"Where's my marshmallow Chris?" She asked confused as her eye twitched more.

"Okay that's it…Chef!" Chris bellowed as Chef came and swung Jen over his muscular shoulder as she was carried to the dock and plopped on the boat as the campers followed.

"Bye Jen, I'll miss you," Bridgette said crying as Gwen rubbed her shoulder.

"Bye guys! I guess Chris ran out of marshmallows so Chef is taking me to get more," Jen said giggling and her eye twitching.

"Kid's crazier than Izzy," Chef mumbled as he started the boat and drove off as Jen laughed on the back and all watched until she was out of sight.

"I can't believe she just had a mental breakdown," Morty said surprised.

"I can't believe I have to spend another day with…with…" Leela said glaring at Heather who glared back.

"I can't believe it's not butter," Ed said drooling as the campers looked at Ed as he continued to think about butter toast.

"Well since you all seem to want answers, here is the confessional voting," Chris said rolling a plasma screen onto the dock, the screen was fuzzy until Chris gave it a punch and the screen cleared up and the campers watched intensely, some seemed nervous however.


Geoff: Look, I have to vote for Jen, I don't want to but she is way too over competitive and I don't think that this game is helping that, so sorry bra, I know we're friends but it's for your own good.

Kyle: Do you even have to ask…of course I'm voting for that fatass!

Shake: As much as there are so many annoying people I want gone, that Jen broad's a little crazy and way too freaking loud! So, sorry slut but you gotta go.

Ed: (chewing on a Swear Bot claw and still oblivious to camera).

Eddy: I vote for Heather cause that bimbo's always been nothing but bad attitude!

Bojack: It's a no brainer (holds up a picture of Jen, where he got it is a mystery)

Morty: Oh I hope this doesn't come back to haunt me but…Jen.

Meatwad: I really didn't want to vote someone off because I like everyone! But if I have to…then Jen because she really hurt my ears! /rubs his ears/

Rick: I vote for Jen (walks out without another word spoken).

Gwen: My choice is obvious, I vote for Heather because he has been on my last nerve lately!

Heather: I vote for Leela because she has really been on me lately even more so than weird goth girl!

Jude: Jen, sorry bra but you need to go. Your just to competitive that your harshing your own mellow.

Bridgette: I'm so sorry Jen, but I have to vote you off, you're too sick from Chef's food and I couldn't see you get sicker from it. Your one of my best friends Jen and I care about you, and if that means voting you off, then that's what I'll do…(bursts into tears)

Jen: (about to say who she wants voted off…then throws up)

Chef: I'm so sick of them kids givin me no respect! My food is high quality. (crosses his arms) So some people get sick and throw up, and others get mild seizures and even some go into comas, get temporarily blind…. It doesn't mean that it isn't edible people!


The campers stared in shock at some of the statements that their fellow campers said as Chris looked happy that he had caused some new drama

"Well then…now that that's settled…I'll leave you to your business, have a good night campers" Chris said somewhat slyly as he turned around and began to walk to his trailer as something unknowingly slipped out of his back pocket.

One camper saw it…Rick, who put it in his pocket for later inspection.

"I can't believe it!" Ed said surprised

"Surprised about the results Ed?" Double D asked his friend.

"No…he was videotaping me!" Ed said feeling like he had been violated.

Double D sighed "Ed, that's a Confessional Cam. You tell the viewers what's on your mind and then when it's time you vote for who you want off in it."

Ed stared into space as Double D had no clue if anything he had said had gotten through Ed.

"So…I wasn't being spied on?" Ed asked.

"No Ed," Double D said hoping that he would get it.

"Ohhh…okay, I'll remember that for the next time," Ed said happily as he went to bed.

"Well then…" Chris said from a location in the woods, "That concludes today's challenge for our campers…what sort of humiliating challenge will I come up with next?" he said slyly "Well it's been a long day and for now I leave you with this…

"What will be the next challenge for our campers?"

"Will there be even more drama to unfold? …I sure hope so."

"And will anyone ever find out what is in Chef's cooking that gives it its 'unique' flavor?"

All this and even more will be revealed on the next episode of…Total Drama Island!" Chris said happily as he disappeared into the woods and the camera faded to black/


Losers: Courtney, Zim, Noah, Eva, Sadie, Justin, Billy, Rusty, Trent, Cody, Beth, Wyatt, Katie, Homer, Ron, Frylock, Jonesy, Nikki, Tyler, Kim, Mandy, Caitlin, Duncan, Peter, Izzy, Jen

AN: Well, I'm sure a challenge like this was bound to happen at some point, considering that this story is pretty much uncensored for the most part. I apologize to any Jen fans but certain 6teen episodes like Overexposed for example didn't exactly put her very high up on my favorites list. I also forgot to mention that this story has a TV Tropes page and I would appreciate it if someone would tinker with it or something, feel free to do so. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please remember to leave a review. Until next chapter everyone, see you there.