Hatori made his way up the steps of the house. He could already hear
Ayame's voice drifting out from the house as he removed his shoes and
stepped inside with Kyo and Yuki at his heels. Determining Ayame's voice
was coming from the main room of the house he slid open the door to the
room to come across a sight of chaos that only Ayame was capable of
crating.
Clothes were draped over every piece of furniture so that they spilled onto the ground. Ayame was spouting off random bursts of fashion nonsense, and in the midst of it was Shigure dressed, in of all things, a police uniform. Although in Hatori's opinion if any cop wore pants that tight he should not be allowed to carry hand cuffs for fear of what they might be used for.
"What are you two doing?" Hatori frowned.
"Hari, nice to see you, when did you get here?" Shigure asked.
"Hari... oh and Yuki and Kyo." Ayame fixed his eyes on the three who had just interrupted his fashion show. "Don't you think Shigure looks absolutely fabulous? I always did like a man in uniform. Yuki why don't you try on the pilot's uniform and Kyo.... well with hair like that I suppose you might look good dressed as a bell-hop." Kyo's hair stood on end, making him look like a mad cat ready to strike. Yuki had the "why me" look on his face.
"If you think I'm going to play the part in one of you're perverted little fantasies you've got another thing coming Ayame!" Kyo shouted slamming the door behind him as he left the room stomping off to his hide out on the roof.
"Must he always be so ruff with the house?" Shigure lamented.
"You two are the most embarrassing people I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, it's a good thing Miss Honda is at her job right now." Yuki frowned at the pair.
"Oh don't worry Yuki I brought clothes for her too." Aya commented, lucky Hatori had hold of Yuki by his shirt collar as at this point the rat was looking to do the snake serious bodily harm. Yuki, not about to go making trouble with Hatori stomped off to his room leaving the three men alone in the main room.
"Did you see that Shigure they wouldn't even try on the uniforms. I must say I'm most insulted, kids these days have no manners." Ayame ranted.
"It's just as well Aya you wouldn't want me getting jealous." Shigure commented as Aya grabbed a fireman's uniform and pulled the shirt of the cop uniform ,Shigure was currently warring, off.
"Oh Shigure you know I only have eyes for you." The snake wrapped his arms around the shirtless torso of Shigure.
"Promise?" Shigure asked, as he kissed the Snake lightly on the forehead.
Hatori who had been letting the little act play out so he could get a word in edge wise. Stood a little surprised. Over dramatic theatrics were Shigure and Ayame's specialty the two had been annoying and teasing people with there little displays of affection for one another for years. Still nothing that he would have classified as "real" had ever materialized between the two as far as a relationship other than friendship. So why did that sweet little kiss Shigure had given Ayame bother him so much?
Maybe it was just because it was out of character for there little act. They were usually so over dramatic with everything they played out, if the two were going to fake a kiss it would have been an all out tongue wrestling match. So to see Shigure giving Aya butterfly kisses and now running his fingers through the snake's hair ever so gently, had him a little bit thrown.
"Ayame I brought the car, it's time to go." Hatori said, not one to loose composure. Ayame however just blinked at him.
"Oh Hari didn't anyone at Soma house inform you? Shigure and I have talked it over with Akito and he's okay with me staying at Shigure's, soooo I live here now, with my darling Shigure." Ayame said still holding Shigure, who had not bothered in putting on the fireman's uniform and was still shirtless. Shigure draped his arm around Ayame's shoulders and gave Hari a look that if he didn't know better he would have classified as possessive.
"That's how we got into the little fashion show you see." Shigure had instantly transformed back to his natural cheery self. "We were moving some of Aya's clothing designs up to his room and he just insisted I try them on."
"Wait." Hatori halted the conversation before Ayame could chime in again. "Just like that Akito allows Ayame to move out of Soma house?" Hatori questioned, half wondering if he should even bother, he was convinced this was a prank and he wasn't about to fall for one of Aya and Shigure's half baked schemes.
"Oh come now Hari you know Akito couldn't care less as to what I do, he's shown the littlest interest in me of all the Soma house residents. If I wasn't so outspoken I'm sure he wouldn't even know I existed."
Hatori had to admit, whether it was because Akito was put off by Aya's outgoing nature, or he simply had no interest in the snake, the two dealt very little with each other. It made sense that Akito would not object to Ayame leaving soma house. Now Hari was feeling a tad ridiculous being here he racked his brain thinking of a way to recover from this sudden development.
"It seems Yuki and Kyo were not aware of you taking up permanent residence here. At least they didn't inform me of such." Hatori frowned knowing that Yuki and Kyo were probably well aware of the fact that Ayame had decided to live with them and had dragged him over regardless.
"Oh my disrespectful little brother? I'm not sure. I think he's still in denial over the situation, and we all know Kyo is just unstable, perhaps territorial. Would you like to stay for tea then Hari?" Ayame asked.
"No I think I should be going. I didn't mean to interrupt... So Aya might I ask why you're moving in?" Hatori who had been on his way out paused in the doorway of the room, looking back at Ayame to ask his question.
"Well to be close to my darling Shigure of course..." Aya said leaning back against Shigure who had his arms draped around the snakes shoulders. "Plus it's closer to my work." he added smiling.
"Next time you come Hari you'll have to stay longer." Shigure said staring at the dragon intently.
"Yes... of course." Hatori said taken aback at what had sounded an awful lot like dismissal from the normally overly friendly and approachable dog.
"Bye bye Hari drive safe." Aya called after him waving his hand.
Hatori exited the house and got into his car. What are they up to? he wondered. He shook his head, of course it had always been futile to try and figure out the working of the minds of Shigure and Ayame. He being there friend knew this better than anyone, but there was something else that bothered him. Ayame... he always jumps at the opportunity to try and dress me up. Hatori thought to himself.
Not that the dragon ever had, or ever would take part in Ayame's little fashion shows, but in all his years the snake had never missed an opportunity to try and shove Hatori into some ridiculous outfit, mostly the uniform of a limousine driver in all it's irony, as Hatori always seemed to be the one driving Aya around. Tonight however the snake hadn't attempted to coax Hatori into any uncanny outfits, in fact he hadn't even made the suggestion that he try anything on at all.
While normally this would be cause for celebration, for some reason it left the dragon unnerved, as if something were out of place, and what was with Shigure anyway? Hatori didn't even know his friend could scowl but tonight Shigure had proved himself more than capable of doing just that, and that left a bad taste in his mouth. Shoving the thought to the back of his mind Hatori focused on the road ahead as he drove back to Soma house.
Back at Shigure's house.
"He's going to kill me Aya when he finds out he's going to kill me. You see my love for you is so strong that I would give my life for you." Shigure said now it was his turn to be dramatic, and truth be told that while the dog was not one to worry, he had the feeling that at the end of this if Hari didn't at least give him a black eye he should count himself among the luckiest men alive.
"Don't tell me you're backing out on me Shigure." Aya looked at him slyly "This was your idea after all."
"Aya I would never abandon you in your time of need... Besides the look and Hari's face was ab-so-lut-ly price-less." Shigure sang looking, for all words like a dog happily wagging his tail.
"Not to mention things couldn't have gone more according to plan. Yuki and Kyo brought Hari right over." Ayame practically glowed.
"Yes and if I know those two and if you and I keep on driving them up the walls I think they will be dragging Hari over here on a regular basis, as long as they think he stands a chance of taking you back to Soma house with him. The only wild card in the plan was Akito and if anything that went off better than expected. I think you make him uncomfortable Aya." Shigure chuckled.
"Me? make Akito uncomfortable? but I'm the friendliest person I know." Ayame faked look of shock.
"That's exactly my point." Shigure said. "Now help me clean up these clothes before Yuki brings home Tohru home and decides to tear apart you and my house for you trying to stuff her into some dress or nurses outfit." Shigure commented.
"Not before you try on the fireman's uniform Shigure." Aya said a sly smile forming on his face once again. Shigure turned around and threw clothes at him.
Authors Note:
Glasses: /Hiding under the desk/
Kyo: Oh no you don't I see you. I want Ayame out NOW! /grabs Glasses by the shirt/
Glasses: Waaaaahhhhh!!!! Kyo's hurting me Waaaaahhhhhh!!
Shigure: Kyo, as a fellow writer I'm afraid I cannot allow you're abuse towards Glasses. Creativity of the mind can not be stifled by violence, the pen is mightier than the sword.
Kyo: Fine then I'm going to pound on you for thinking up this little scheme in the first place.
Shigure: Somehow I think you missed the point. Oh I just remembered I have something to do /Shigure runs off/
Kyo: Come back here you BASTARD!
Ayame: /pouts in Glasses's closet./ I can't stand it your Touya and Yuki Card Captor fan fic has more reviews than mine dose, and you have horrible fashion sense as well.
Glasses: That fic has been up a lot longer than yours has, I mean give me some time to get the readers interest here. FYI I never claimed to be fashionable
Ayame: You're not writing it right, I don't have enough lines. The readers need to hear more of my glorious words, my sage advice, my infinite wit.
Glasses: Two words for you. Flaming Car! Flaming Car! I'll send you off a cliff and Hatori can cry at your funeral.
Ayame: My adoring fans would never allow it and you know it.
Glasses: /mutters and starts working on the next chapter/
Clothes were draped over every piece of furniture so that they spilled onto the ground. Ayame was spouting off random bursts of fashion nonsense, and in the midst of it was Shigure dressed, in of all things, a police uniform. Although in Hatori's opinion if any cop wore pants that tight he should not be allowed to carry hand cuffs for fear of what they might be used for.
"What are you two doing?" Hatori frowned.
"Hari, nice to see you, when did you get here?" Shigure asked.
"Hari... oh and Yuki and Kyo." Ayame fixed his eyes on the three who had just interrupted his fashion show. "Don't you think Shigure looks absolutely fabulous? I always did like a man in uniform. Yuki why don't you try on the pilot's uniform and Kyo.... well with hair like that I suppose you might look good dressed as a bell-hop." Kyo's hair stood on end, making him look like a mad cat ready to strike. Yuki had the "why me" look on his face.
"If you think I'm going to play the part in one of you're perverted little fantasies you've got another thing coming Ayame!" Kyo shouted slamming the door behind him as he left the room stomping off to his hide out on the roof.
"Must he always be so ruff with the house?" Shigure lamented.
"You two are the most embarrassing people I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, it's a good thing Miss Honda is at her job right now." Yuki frowned at the pair.
"Oh don't worry Yuki I brought clothes for her too." Aya commented, lucky Hatori had hold of Yuki by his shirt collar as at this point the rat was looking to do the snake serious bodily harm. Yuki, not about to go making trouble with Hatori stomped off to his room leaving the three men alone in the main room.
"Did you see that Shigure they wouldn't even try on the uniforms. I must say I'm most insulted, kids these days have no manners." Ayame ranted.
"It's just as well Aya you wouldn't want me getting jealous." Shigure commented as Aya grabbed a fireman's uniform and pulled the shirt of the cop uniform ,Shigure was currently warring, off.
"Oh Shigure you know I only have eyes for you." The snake wrapped his arms around the shirtless torso of Shigure.
"Promise?" Shigure asked, as he kissed the Snake lightly on the forehead.
Hatori who had been letting the little act play out so he could get a word in edge wise. Stood a little surprised. Over dramatic theatrics were Shigure and Ayame's specialty the two had been annoying and teasing people with there little displays of affection for one another for years. Still nothing that he would have classified as "real" had ever materialized between the two as far as a relationship other than friendship. So why did that sweet little kiss Shigure had given Ayame bother him so much?
Maybe it was just because it was out of character for there little act. They were usually so over dramatic with everything they played out, if the two were going to fake a kiss it would have been an all out tongue wrestling match. So to see Shigure giving Aya butterfly kisses and now running his fingers through the snake's hair ever so gently, had him a little bit thrown.
"Ayame I brought the car, it's time to go." Hatori said, not one to loose composure. Ayame however just blinked at him.
"Oh Hari didn't anyone at Soma house inform you? Shigure and I have talked it over with Akito and he's okay with me staying at Shigure's, soooo I live here now, with my darling Shigure." Ayame said still holding Shigure, who had not bothered in putting on the fireman's uniform and was still shirtless. Shigure draped his arm around Ayame's shoulders and gave Hari a look that if he didn't know better he would have classified as possessive.
"That's how we got into the little fashion show you see." Shigure had instantly transformed back to his natural cheery self. "We were moving some of Aya's clothing designs up to his room and he just insisted I try them on."
"Wait." Hatori halted the conversation before Ayame could chime in again. "Just like that Akito allows Ayame to move out of Soma house?" Hatori questioned, half wondering if he should even bother, he was convinced this was a prank and he wasn't about to fall for one of Aya and Shigure's half baked schemes.
"Oh come now Hari you know Akito couldn't care less as to what I do, he's shown the littlest interest in me of all the Soma house residents. If I wasn't so outspoken I'm sure he wouldn't even know I existed."
Hatori had to admit, whether it was because Akito was put off by Aya's outgoing nature, or he simply had no interest in the snake, the two dealt very little with each other. It made sense that Akito would not object to Ayame leaving soma house. Now Hari was feeling a tad ridiculous being here he racked his brain thinking of a way to recover from this sudden development.
"It seems Yuki and Kyo were not aware of you taking up permanent residence here. At least they didn't inform me of such." Hatori frowned knowing that Yuki and Kyo were probably well aware of the fact that Ayame had decided to live with them and had dragged him over regardless.
"Oh my disrespectful little brother? I'm not sure. I think he's still in denial over the situation, and we all know Kyo is just unstable, perhaps territorial. Would you like to stay for tea then Hari?" Ayame asked.
"No I think I should be going. I didn't mean to interrupt... So Aya might I ask why you're moving in?" Hatori who had been on his way out paused in the doorway of the room, looking back at Ayame to ask his question.
"Well to be close to my darling Shigure of course..." Aya said leaning back against Shigure who had his arms draped around the snakes shoulders. "Plus it's closer to my work." he added smiling.
"Next time you come Hari you'll have to stay longer." Shigure said staring at the dragon intently.
"Yes... of course." Hatori said taken aback at what had sounded an awful lot like dismissal from the normally overly friendly and approachable dog.
"Bye bye Hari drive safe." Aya called after him waving his hand.
Hatori exited the house and got into his car. What are they up to? he wondered. He shook his head, of course it had always been futile to try and figure out the working of the minds of Shigure and Ayame. He being there friend knew this better than anyone, but there was something else that bothered him. Ayame... he always jumps at the opportunity to try and dress me up. Hatori thought to himself.
Not that the dragon ever had, or ever would take part in Ayame's little fashion shows, but in all his years the snake had never missed an opportunity to try and shove Hatori into some ridiculous outfit, mostly the uniform of a limousine driver in all it's irony, as Hatori always seemed to be the one driving Aya around. Tonight however the snake hadn't attempted to coax Hatori into any uncanny outfits, in fact he hadn't even made the suggestion that he try anything on at all.
While normally this would be cause for celebration, for some reason it left the dragon unnerved, as if something were out of place, and what was with Shigure anyway? Hatori didn't even know his friend could scowl but tonight Shigure had proved himself more than capable of doing just that, and that left a bad taste in his mouth. Shoving the thought to the back of his mind Hatori focused on the road ahead as he drove back to Soma house.
Back at Shigure's house.
"He's going to kill me Aya when he finds out he's going to kill me. You see my love for you is so strong that I would give my life for you." Shigure said now it was his turn to be dramatic, and truth be told that while the dog was not one to worry, he had the feeling that at the end of this if Hari didn't at least give him a black eye he should count himself among the luckiest men alive.
"Don't tell me you're backing out on me Shigure." Aya looked at him slyly "This was your idea after all."
"Aya I would never abandon you in your time of need... Besides the look and Hari's face was ab-so-lut-ly price-less." Shigure sang looking, for all words like a dog happily wagging his tail.
"Not to mention things couldn't have gone more according to plan. Yuki and Kyo brought Hari right over." Ayame practically glowed.
"Yes and if I know those two and if you and I keep on driving them up the walls I think they will be dragging Hari over here on a regular basis, as long as they think he stands a chance of taking you back to Soma house with him. The only wild card in the plan was Akito and if anything that went off better than expected. I think you make him uncomfortable Aya." Shigure chuckled.
"Me? make Akito uncomfortable? but I'm the friendliest person I know." Ayame faked look of shock.
"That's exactly my point." Shigure said. "Now help me clean up these clothes before Yuki brings home Tohru home and decides to tear apart you and my house for you trying to stuff her into some dress or nurses outfit." Shigure commented.
"Not before you try on the fireman's uniform Shigure." Aya said a sly smile forming on his face once again. Shigure turned around and threw clothes at him.
Authors Note:
Glasses: /Hiding under the desk/
Kyo: Oh no you don't I see you. I want Ayame out NOW! /grabs Glasses by the shirt/
Glasses: Waaaaahhhhh!!!! Kyo's hurting me Waaaaahhhhhh!!
Shigure: Kyo, as a fellow writer I'm afraid I cannot allow you're abuse towards Glasses. Creativity of the mind can not be stifled by violence, the pen is mightier than the sword.
Kyo: Fine then I'm going to pound on you for thinking up this little scheme in the first place.
Shigure: Somehow I think you missed the point. Oh I just remembered I have something to do /Shigure runs off/
Kyo: Come back here you BASTARD!
Ayame: /pouts in Glasses's closet./ I can't stand it your Touya and Yuki Card Captor fan fic has more reviews than mine dose, and you have horrible fashion sense as well.
Glasses: That fic has been up a lot longer than yours has, I mean give me some time to get the readers interest here. FYI I never claimed to be fashionable
Ayame: You're not writing it right, I don't have enough lines. The readers need to hear more of my glorious words, my sage advice, my infinite wit.
Glasses: Two words for you. Flaming Car! Flaming Car! I'll send you off a cliff and Hatori can cry at your funeral.
Ayame: My adoring fans would never allow it and you know it.
Glasses: /mutters and starts working on the next chapter/
