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"So James; you mistevious thing you; what was that about with Michael? He looked paler than some of those old ghosts at Hogwarts. What was ours? Nick? I still don't understand how someone could be nearly headless. Oh right, off track." she said at a look from James showing she was going off again.
They were in the Ministry's huge restaurant of a cafe, talking about random things. Lily had just brought up the incident with Michael MiConway, her fellow employee. He was going to work for her soon though, she was brilliant in her job and getting a promotion quite soon from Amelia Bones.
"Fine fine, I'll tell you just stop rambling." he said and she gave him a look then laughed. He smiled back, and started; with a lot enthusiam as he spoke each word. "Well, that cow, I mean your fellow employee, yeah whatever you call the bloke. He was sitting next to me, and talking about how he was going to 'get you in his appartment flat' and all that. I swear, I would've killed him if it weren't for the area I was in. I mean, there were lawyers walking all around, and that wouldn't be good for my case. You get him in a dark dank alleyway for me, and I'll kick the crap out of that--"
"James!" Lily hissed. His voice was raising and several of the other lawyers and employees in the Ministry looked his way for brief moments. He gave her an 'I'm sorry' look and Lily rolled her eyes. "Honestly, thank you James but really. Not so loud... He really said that?" she said now a bit of distaste in her voice for the MiConway fellow.
James gave her a look, "No... I'm being a bloke and making it all up." he said sarcastically. Lily raised a brow. "Alright... I get it. Sorry." he said and Lily laughed.
"Well thank you James. Have I ever mentioned how much I love you?" she asked with a sexy grin.
James grinned back and said, "Well... you can show me because Lily; right now I'm feeling unloved." he said. At a glare/laugh from Lily he grinned even wider and they finished their lunch talking about random snippets of information.
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"Sirius."
"Sirius?"
"Mmm."
"Sirius!"
"Seriously?"
"Yep."
"SIRIUS!"
"Seriously Sirius?"
"Yeah."
"Oh Sirius..." came a sexy voice.
Sirius and Remus' heads whipped in the voice's origion to find Krys standing there, with a glare plastered accross her face. Sirius raised a brow suggestivly and Remus laughed. Krys responded to Sirius with a slap upside his head.
While Sirius rubbed the back of his neck in obvious discomfort, Krys spoke, "If thats what it takes to get your stupid ass to turn 'round, I don't even know why I bother." she said rolling her eyes.
"I love you when your mad--OKAY I GET IT!" Sirius said at another slap. "Does everyone have some sort of club; besides my old Hogwarts FanClub; to slap me all the time?" he said with a look that was truely stupid.
Remus laughed. "Yes, now go over there so we can plan our next moves." he said sarcastically.
"Fine.." Sirius said and got up. He walked into the kitchen and pulled out a drink, and a piece of chicken.
"I didn't think he'd take it literaly..." said an astounded Remus. "Is he really that stup--"
"Yes." Krys said immediatly. She'd seated herself on the arm of the armchair Sirius had been sitting in, facing Remus on the couch. She grinned at Remus and he grinned back.
"That question wasn't all that necessary than was--"
"Absolutely not necessary." she said and they both exchanged grins again.
"You done plotting my sad demise yet? Just a note: Don't ruin my face or hair! I want to die good looking thank you." he said from the kitchen.
Krys and Remus exchanged a look, andjust rolled their eyes.
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Lily looked at Ellie, trying to hold back her laughter.
"Its honestly not that big of a deal! Its not funny!" she said pleading with her best friends, Lily and Krys.
"Oh yes it is Ellie... You never told us? And he never told James?" Krys said laughing, while Lily at least tried suppressing her laughter.
"Well, if he told James then James better have told me." Lily said and Krys grinned back at her.
Then, at the silence, Lily and Krys exchanged looks and laughed again together; Krys using Lily as her support, for she was falling slowly towards the ground.
"Oh come on!" Ellie said, blushing. "I didn't kiss him back! He just... dove in! And I kicked him in the balls later anyway. Merlin.. its not that funny!" she said with a look of pure friendly hatred for her friends right now.
"Yes... yes it is... Ell... Ellie." said Krys tearing.
"We should stop. Ellie--" Lily giggled again, "Ellie doesn't need the making fun of. Though it is funny."
"Is not!" said Ellie in her child like voice.
"Is too!" argueed Krys.
Lily rolled her eyes. "I swear, you two could still fit in at Hogwarts... as 4th year students." she said laughing at their childishness.
"But let me explain my side of the story--no laughing Krys! I'll kick your ass otherwize!" said a disgruntled Ellie.
"Fine fine." Krys said waving a hand lazily over at Ellie from the couch that she'd seated herself on. Her legs were crossed and resting on Lily's lap, while Ellie sat accross from them on the arm chair in Lily's appartment.
"Okay now... Sirius and I--STOP LAUGHING KRYSANA ANA GUILL!" she yelled using her full name. Krys immediatly stopped.
"I hate my first name..." she mumbled incoherently.
Ellie huffed and went on. "Sirius and I had to walk back to the common room in 7th year. Remember? When we went to visit James in the Hospital Ward; he'd fallen off his broom? They still won though--okay! I'm going.. I'm going.." she said at a glare from the girls. "So, we had to walk back to get him his books so he could finish some of his work--"
"Not like he did homework.. what was the point?" Lily muttered and Krys laughed.
Ellie cleared her throught. "Do you want to hear my side of the story?" she asked with a look.
"Yes yes.. sorry go on." Krys said.
"Okay! Now. We went back, and well Sirius was being his usual conceited self saying that we could 'do other things besides look for books' and crap like that. So... he was being an arse and I went to look for James' bag that he'd left on the couch, while he went and got James' books. When he came down he bumped straight into my nose with his hard head and we both fell." she paused. Krys had her eyebrows raised waiting for the rest; Lily was leaning foward waiting; with a grin on her face.
"So. He. Kinda just. Well, ugh.. When he helped me up he desided to be a smartass and sneak in a kiss. But I was getting ready to say something to him; I think it went something like 'Sirius you big concieted arse'. Yeah so anyway. I opened my mouth... and he just kissed me. He was a good kisser, but still. Ew." she said scrunching up her nose in obvious distaste. Sirius was a friend; and would always be that way. Everyone knew that if Sirius was going to find someone; it would be someone like Krys.
Lily's lips were pressed together holding in a laugh. Krys wasn't even bothering. She was curled up, on her back; legs folded over her stomach and her hands over her face; laughing. Ellie and Lily didn't even know why Krys was laughing so hard.
"Krysana! It is not funny!" said a glaring Ellie. Krys got up and faced her.
"Don't use my name!" she whinned. "Krysana Ana Guill. Ew. I mean come on." she said with a look of pure misunderstanding for why her parents came up with such a name.
Lily quirked a brow at her.
"What, its stupid!" she exclaimed.
"So anyway." said Lily turning back to Ellie. "I had a question for you girls." she said now a smile on her face, her eyes bright.
Krys shot up, "Tips for James?" she asked with a stupid grin.
"NO!" said Lily and she laughed. "I've already got all that down." she said and Krys and Ellie laughed back.
"No, I was thinking... since James asked me to marry him; we'll be having a wedding and all that and--"
"Yes; yes we will. And I'll get to kiss my loverly bride." said a voice Lily knew all too well. James stood; leaning against the door frame in a dead sexy way. Lily unoticably swallowed; hard.
Sirius was in the room already, leaning against the wall and Remus was just walking in.
"Hey James. Just talking about the wedding--" Lily said but got cut off by a pale Ellie.
"How long have you guys been here?" Ellie asked hoping and praying that Sirius didn't hear. He'd bring it up and act like a bloke. She didn't need it. After all; they were just friends. Her type would be more of a Remus.
"Just got here. Krys was laughing when we came in." Remus said.
Ellie fell back against her chair. "Okay." she said with a pretty smile; her face regular color again; everything back to normal.
Krys rolled her eyes. James sat on the couch's arm next to Lily. Sirius seated himself on the floor, next to James. Remus sat next to Sirius on the floor.
"So. What I was saying was," Lily started again with a smile to her friends as the boys listened; James already knowing what she was going to say. "I have a request of you two." Lily said with a bigger smile and James smiled too.
Sirius and Remus had already been asked to be Best Men (James just couldn't deside on one of them).
"Mmm?" said Krys now listening. Ellie nodded and waited.
"Well, I want you two to be my Brides Maids; of course. And I want you two to be my special designers for the wedding." she said with a smile. Ellie brightened immediatly; she loved designing and decorating. Krys grinned.
"Okay! Oh, I can't wait. Krys what are you grinning about?" asked Ellie with a brow raised.
"Nothing, but Lily of course would've asked us. We're awesome and all knowing..." she said and Ellie rolled her eyes while Lily laughed. Sirius gave a snort/laugh. Remus rolled his eyes with Ellie, James joining in on the eye-rolling.
"Oh yes, because your both just so smart." Lily said sarcastically.
"Hey! She may be dumb and slow but I'm not! Don't ever do that again Lils." Ellie said and Krys glared.
James got up quickly. "Lily and I need to 'dicuss' the wedding. So we'll be back later." he said and grabbed Lily's arm.
"What? Discuss what?" Lily asked clearly not getting it. Sirius looked at them dumbly.
"We need to talk about what were doing after the wedding." James said, repressing a grin.
"Oh." was the last thing they heard before James and Lily rushed out the door.
"Ah, James knows what he's doin' and how to do it." Sirius said lying back on the floor.
"What are you on about?" asked Krys.
"What do couples do after the wedding; on their honeymoon Krys?" he asked wiggling his eyebrows.
Ellie's mouth fell, Krys just grinned, and Remus rolled his eyes for about the 8th time that day.
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