Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters or anything like that! I only own the plot.
Fred paced about his room at Mystery Inc. "What if she doesn't like me?" One part of his head said. "What if she does?" Insisted another part of his head. "What if I make a big fool out of myself?" "What if you don't?" Fred tried to fall on his bed in confusion but instead missed and hit the floor. He groaned and heard someone knock on the door, "Freddie are you okay?" Daphne, it had to be his crush.
"Yea, fine! Just um…." He looked around for something to improvise with. "Just trying a new work out in my Sports Magazine!"
"Are you sure your fine?" She replied.
"Yea!" Fred waited for his crush to walk away before letting out a scream of pain. "I swear even thinking about her makes me clumsy!" He thought to himself. He then sighed and decided to call on all his guy friends to seek their advice. Since Shaggy was dating Mary Jane and Velma was dating Patrick there was two more people around the house and at least one of them was a guy.
"Like what man it's almost dinner!" Shaggy replied annoyed and hungry as he entered the room with Patrick and Scooby.
"Yea!" Agreed Patrick. "I have plans with Velma tonight and don't want to be late!"
"I know, I know!" Fred replied quickly. "But I'm desperate and need your help!"
"Ri ran relp roo reddy!" (I can help you Freddy!) Exclaimed Scooby happily.
"Thanks Scoob but, I need human advice!"
"Rine!"(Fine) Scooby barked annoyed. He then picked his head up and left.
"Well, what do you so desperately need help with?" Patrick asked annoyed?
"I kind of need help with…..Daphne…" He looked down embarrassed and blushing expecting to be mocked and ridiculed and well quite frankly he got it. Why, because that's what guys do laugh at each other in times of need and give advice when its not needed.
"Like, Fred Jones the great leader of Mystery Inc. and ladies man needs advice on women?" Shaggy said laughing like there was no tomorrow along with Patrick.
"Guys, stop! I really need help! I've never felt this way about a girl before, I mean I get all nervous around her, and I worry about the stupidest little things and not to mention I get clumsy."
"Well there's only one thing that includes all those symptoms, LOVE!" Patrick exclaimed still laughing, Shaggy was now on the floor in a laughing fit.
Now Fred was mad, madder than a little sister when you flush her Barbie doll's heads down the toilet. "Fine then I'll just have to tell your girlfriends what really happened to their designer purses you used for fire wood by accident! Oh Velmmphmg!" Shaggy had got to his feet and covered Fred's mouth.
"Fine man! We'll like help you! Zoinks, no one can take a joke any more." So they did they told Fred everything they knew about women which only took about 5 minutes.
"Wow, thanks guys!" Fred said cheerfully. "You can go now." Shaggy and Patrick hustled out of the room mumbling to their selves as they left.
