"Invader Zim reporting in, my Tallest!"

Tallest Red sighed. "What now Zim?"

Zim frowned. "Where is Tallest Purple?"

"Getting our curly fries, now what do you want?"

"My Tallest, I have found a half breed."

Reds eyes doubled in size and he made small, choking noises. "Wha—not possible—incompatible—how—who—" Taking a ragged breath, he whispered, "Who is it?"

"One previously thought to be completely human, an inhabitant of earth, one Dib Membrane."

Red's eyes narrowed. "The one you're always calling in to complain about?"

"Yes, but that does not color my observations! I am sending you a complete report of my findings when I dissected him."

"You dissected him without permission?" Red roared.

Zim winced. "I thought he was just a human! Besides, I kept him alive. He'll be able to walk in a few weeks."

"What did you find?"

"In addition to several human organs, he seems to have something that appears to be a combination of a stomach and a squeedly spooch. Also, my chips have collected data from his brain, revealing his intelligence to be higher of any human in the history of the planet. Despite the fact that his father is quite the scientist, it is statistically impossible that Dib could be the smartest human in the world."

Relaxing, Red queried, "Well, what do you propose?"

Zim grinned evilly. "Irkin law section 8765-4g9p."

A smile spread across Red's face. "Excellent, Zim. You are temporarily relieved of your post at Earth. Bring this Dib to Irk, we will hold the trial there."

Wiggling his antennae furiously, Zim replied, "Yes, my Tallest."

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"Really, GIR, it makes sense." Dib confessed softly. "Dad never let me or Gaz go to the doctor's, he always examined us himself. He never supported my claims about aliens, he hoped I would drop it on my own and not find out. Now I even remember the day he took me down to his lab and put something on my head. After that, I didn't remember what had happened to Mamá, except what he told me, which was a lie."

"Don't worry, Dib. Lotsa Irks got big heads!" GIR chirped. He hovered above Dib for a moment, then took off around the room, laughing.

Dib closed his eyes in frustration. "Forget it. You'll never understand, you're just an insane, maniacal robot that belongs to an evil little alien."

GIR halted briefly and drew closer to Dib's cot. "I sorry about Dib's Mommy." he said contritely. Dib looked at him, then smiled crookedly.