Harry Potter and the Insanity Icing

Hi! It's Pandora here! I've never written any fan-fiction before so forgive me if the following is

really bad. It is set after the 6th book.Lupin, Harry, Fred, George, Tonks and Fleur (YUK!) Receive a

tip off, that a horocrux has been hidden inside an abandoned warehouse. Wow! How original!

P.S I changed my format half way though...don't moan!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any or J.k's characters am merely using them for my

own and hopefully your enjoyment...

YAY!


Fleur:dis place is so dark-

Fred: well spotted

Fred: Genius

Fleur: I don't know why the twins 'ad to come...

Fred whispers: I don't see why the

George: Language Fred!

Fred: How did you know what I was going to say?

George: well firstly this is a play so I'm reading the script, and hey, I know you too well!

Fred: ...

Fleur: Ow do we know what this thing looks like once we've found it?

Fred: Oh my gawd! The bitch speaks!

At this point after 'enjoying' a night of cabaret Fred and George style Fleur was completely

infuriated.

Fleur: Arrrrrrrgghhhh!

George: I don't know about you Fred by I've never heard a sane person utter such a strange

expression...

Fred: hmmm...sounds like she's got a hair ball.

George: I thought we'd decided she was Fleur delacor, the French poodle?

Fred: What!

George: You know like a female dog.

Fred: I don't remember this...

George: Oh! hang on, I think I dreamt it!

Fred: Okaaay...

George: Wait! Now she can be Fleur Delacour the French gal with an attitude problem and a

strange resemblance to a Yorkshire terrier.

Fred, Harry and Lupin exchanged worried glances.

Fred: I refuse to be asouated with that person over there I shall dye my hair green, have muggle

laser surgery on my freckles... and...and...Sew up his mouth forever!

Harry: HEY!

(fleur's delicate complexition seemed to have darkened slightly)

Lupin turned around, a look of mild amusement on his face.

"So it has," Said Lupin lightly "Are you feeling all right Fleur?"

" 'arrrrry! You are my only hope of sanity. Pleez ave me from these crazy lunatics!"

" Well, thanks a bunch" said Fred.

" I thought we were all getting along so well" said a gleeful Fred.

" ' arry,please...I beg of you"

Harry looked mortified as Fleur collapsed to her knees and began tugging at the hem of his robes.

" Now, now don't get salt water all over Harry's lovely new shoes." smiled George.

" Noooooooooooo!" Shouted Fred." Not the shoes! "

" NOT THE BRAND SPANGALING NEW,VERY SHINEY DESIGER SHOES! THE INJUSTICE!"

shouted Fred and George.

" Harry, on the count of three..." Whispered Ron "Run-like-crazy!"

" One..."

" What HAVE you given her?"

" Two..."

" When Molly finds out about this...-"

" THREE ! RUN!"

( All together)

0 Fred: What the Hell!

0 George: What the Hell!

0 Fleur:Arrrrry help me!

0 Lupin: But the Horocrux-

0 Ron: Run,run,run as fast as you can!

"You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread-man!" screamed Fleur.

Lupin's P.O.V

What did I do to deserve this?