Thomas The Tank Engine
This title contains explicit content. Reader discretion is advised. This is the dumbest thing on earth. Anyone that likes pointless, unserious books will enjoy. Also, note that the symbols mean thought-speech.
RCopyright Icy Shayde®
And Elektrik Shadow.
This is the untold sotry. Therefore, it is a continuation from the show. THEREFORE... it starts at Chapter 5.
Chapter 5: Thomas Gets a New Horn
12:37 p.m. Day1
Really? "Yes, Thomas!" FINE! THEN I QUIT! FUCK YOUR KINDERGARTEN SHOW! These were Thomas the train's last words in the TV studio. He had been doing the famous show for kids for 9 years. He was 19 now. He was fed up with the director's shit. Period. He was going to see Annebelle the caboose. They were just friends. Friends. That's it. Ok, I'd tell you if they had a relationship, cuz I can't keep a secret for more than 2 hours. Anyway, when he arrived at Annebelle's mansion, it was 12:42. We call it a mansion because it's the biggest and prettiest stable in the trainyard. Hi Tom. Hey. Why do you look worried? I'm not. I'm pissed. I quit the show. WHAT? Tom explained the story. Damn. This was all Annebelle could say.
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1:22 p.m. Day 1
Yeah, they got it good, fo shizzle. Yep. You learn a lot about them when you're a caboose, huh? Sure do. Tom and Anne just finished talking about human actions and hobbies. Anne, being a caboose, knew a lot about them. With excruciating detail, none the least. I wish I were human. Yeah. I like the idea of money. I like the idea of food. They were headed back to Annebelle's mansion. They said goodbye, then Anne went inside. Thomas was tired, so he choo-chooed the fuck home. He realized that it was only 1:29, so he decided to stroll around the countryside. None the least for 2 hours.
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3:12 p.m. Day 1
Yeah, yeah. Choo-choo! Still hauling his curious ass around, he saw, big and green, gasp, a forest. This one never before caught his eye, and being the curious hellion he is, went through. He was in there for a long time, for it was dark and scary. He was scared as fuck. I'm scared as fuck! he said with a funny look on his face. Just then he saw a blue figure. He slowed down. It stood up. As he got closer, he noticed it had red hair and dark blue wings, and was naked. He stopped. Who the hell are you? "I am Shnitski the dreamsprite. You?" Thomas the Tank Engine. Why the hell are you stripped? "I never knew trains talked." Well, BOOM! Here you go. "Anyway, you get two wishes." Two? What? "Yeah." What about the usual three? "Nothin. Your wish?" Tom was excited anyway. Very excited indeed. I wish me and Annebelle were human. And I wish I was back on Walnut St., out of this place. "Very well. But the human only lasts three days." "WHA"- In an instant he was back at his house on Walnut St.
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7:58 p.m. Day 1
He was tired as hell. I'm tired as hell. Percy, his friend, nodded. Me too. Percy was another train. They started the show together. They had been best friends for a long time. I think, childhood? OK. Goodnite. Night. They both fell asleep. Like, whammo! We're asleep! You get it.
