I am going to actually reply to reviews. WOW.

attaasa: REALLY? YOU MEAN IT? YES! I AM FORGIVEN!… Well, ya see… everyone is supposed to be extra OOC. Except for Yuffie. Because this story is about HER.

Lack Thereof: Wh00t! I can't believe you said my fic was FREAKIN' AWESOME. I just thought this fic would be just another piece of litter in the almighty Kingdom Hearts FanFiction street!

Return-of-skeledude12: Yay! And I said I would include Zell! I will also give you free refills on your Evil-Os!

Now, to keep my promise, that I will write if two people review, I will write. –marks today down as a day that I actually kept a promise-

Oh by the way, this is at Traverse Town. NOT IN VINNIE'S MEMORY.

DISCLAIMER: If you sued me, you'll only get about… -counts change- 47 cents and a candy wrapper. But I don't own Square Enix anyways.

Chappie 3: Hello Evil Demon Guy!

In tRaVeRsE tOwN

Vinnie, wedged between Yuffie and a Defender leg, was not the happiest genetic mutation ever right now. He was weaponless with his life depending on a guy with the personalities of a reinforced-concrete wall and a Second-Rate teenage ninja. The sharp pointy tips of his claw poked his other eye, which had not been poked by Yuffie's conformer, and a demonic roar boomed out of his mouth. The pink-ish-red-ish eyes of his sparkled strangely, and then two gray, leathery wings popped out with a rip. His amazingly-pale-face-that-looked-like-he-never-ever-saw-the-sun-before face transformed into a demented one. Chaos was loose.

The monster roared and everybody stopped in his or her (or it's) tracks, wide-eyed with fear. That was the silence. Then came the noise. A heartless that bumped into the nearby lamp made it. All of a sudden, everybody was running for his or her (or it's) lives, even the heartless. Yuffie scrambled up the wall, running to the first district and into safety. Leon, who wasn't so lucky, simply collapsed on the ground and fainted. The heartless retreated to the shadows, and all the nearby citizens who were also placing bets on the battle ran to their houses, locking the ten locks on their houses with smoldering lead.

Chaos bellowed and stomped on the ground a few times. He powered up and then looked around for a monster to kill. The only thing he saw was a spider that was scrambling like he actually had a chance. A chance of a snowball in hell. Chaos squished it. Now the Spider was with the puddle of water that used to be a snowball. Chaos still had an immense amount of energy built up, and he had to get rid of it somehow. The first thing he saw was an unfortunate phone booth. He stepped into the phone booth and…

Farted.

Chaos now wondered why he was even here. There was no worthy opponent. There was no immensely heavy object he had to lift. There were no little children for him to scare. So Chaos scratched his head and walked casually for the nearest bar. Unfortunately, he just came to Traverse Town, AKA he had no idea where anything was. And it seemed that every time he tried to ask for directions, the people ran away from him.

So he went to the nearest newsstand, took a map of Traverse Town when the owner ran off screaming for mommy, and figured out how to get around. "Hmm… So… The bar is northwest from here, and the port-a-potty is in the other direction… How inconvenient…"

Meanwhile… Leon rubbed his head and woke up. After he saw the huge gray demon, he pretended to be unconscious again. Sadly enough, he was never very good at lying, so you could his breathing quicken and beads of sweat run down his forehead while he was trembling. His mind held on to a single thought as he twitched. Oh dear God, this is one of the few times I wish I was Yuffie…

Meanwhile… Yuffie ran to Cid's accessory shop. "CID! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS! VINNIE IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! " She flailed her arms around as she told of the incident with the Defenders, and how Vincent turned into Chaos, and then how even the heartless ran away, and how Leon fainted and how she used her amazing ninja powers to escape.

Cid polished a Thundaga Chain as he listened to Yuffie ramble on and on. Probably lying. Once she had made up a story where Cloud had returned with a big black wing and wearing Vincent's cape. Like that will ever happen. She had also made one up about Sephiroth returning and fighting in the Coliseum. Yeah right. So as Cid listened to Yuffie, he rolled his eyes so much that he looked like he had a muscle problem.

"And so now he's running around in the Second District, doing oh so horrible things to the poor people- Hey, um, Cid… are your eyes alright?" How wrong she was. And I don't mean about Cid's eyes.

Meanwhile… Chaos sat on a bench with a pair of glasses and reading the paper. He discovered the bar was too noisy for his taste, and grabbed The Traverse Town Journal instead. As he read, he found some very interesting things in the gossip section. Like how Leon bites his fingernails, and that Aerith was actually possessed by an evil pink flower princess, and how the Moogles were planning a devious plan to overthrow Cid, etc.

"Ahhhh… yes… really? Hm, I never knew that." He made comments such as these when he read the articles, stroking his imaginary beard. A little boy that was no older than 5 came and bonked him on the head with an overly huge carnival lollipop.

"Heh heh… Big monsta thingy! I will destroy you, just like Cloud!" He hit Chaos on the head again.

"Do you mind little boy, go find your mommy or something, I'm trying to find out if Sora picks his nose!" Chaos shoved the little boy to the side.

The little boy fell on the ground and started sobbing. "WAHHHH! MOMMY! BIG MONSTA THINGY PUSH MEEEE!"

Meanwhile… Yuffie was jumping around on the Traverse Town rooftops, trying to find Vincent. Or Chaos. Whatever. As she passed the border between 1st District and 2nd District, she remembered the time Sora tried to fly from 1st District to 2nd District and was stopped by a weird invisible barrier of some kind, and dropped around 20 feet.

Yuffie shook herself. This was no time to be reminiscing on the good ole days, she thought as she pounced from one rooftop to another. Oh dearie me, where is Vinnie? She shielded her eyes from the imaginary sun and found Chaos on his knees and trying to comfort a toddler that was next to him.

Sadly enough, Yuffie did not have very good vision from hours of surfing the Internet, so her little brain got confuzzled and thought Chaos was attacking the poor little kid and rushed down to save him.

"YAGAYAGAYAGAYAGAYAGAYAGA!" A loud and annoying war cry streamed out of her mouth as one foot was stuck forward and a ninja star in each hand, ready to slice up the monster. As she zoomed down at Chaos, three thoughts slowly dissolved themselves into her slightly underdeveloped mind. 1) There was no way in heck she could beat Chaos. 2) The monster will probably brush her away like a fly. And 3) THIS IS VINNIE! IF CHAOS GETS HURT, SO DOES VINCENT! I HAVE TO STOP! Too late. Yuffie scrunched up her eyes and hoped for the best.

Chaos looked up and grabbed the obtruding leg. It was like a Popsicle stick, the top frozen and not moving. He tried licking it. Sadly enough, it was kinda salty tasting and it screamed. He dropped the Popsicle.

Yuffie screeched. "GAH! I THINK YOU JUST BROKE MY TAILBONE!" She landed on her rump and looked very red, obviously either from embarrassment, pain, or anger. Or all of them.

Chaos turned around, back to reading his paper. Yuffie stared at Chaos, not believing her eyes. She never knew the monster could read! Or even talk for that matter. Using a method she didn't use too often, she got to her feet.

"Hey Chaos, wanna play Go Fish? If I win, you turn back into Vincent. If you win, you get to… wander around Traverse Town forever!" Yuffie really hoped she would win. Even though that was very likely, she had never played against a 1000-year-old demon before.

Good thing Chaos said yes. He turned around and nodded while taking out a pack of cards from behind his back. The cards had little… red spatter marks that looked way too much like blood to be healthy. Yuffie backed away unconsciously.

The demon was the dealer, and what a dealer he was. The cards spattered into neat little piles, and he threw the remaining cards in the middle. Yuffie moaned. This was going to be a looooooong game…

1.25 hours later…

Yuffie was tired. This was just way too boring. Every time she asked for a card, he didn't have it. Every time he asked for a card, she didn't have it. Their card quantity gradually grew so huge that they had to put a portion behind their backs. Passersby walked a circle around them as to not disturb the extreme tension that was hovering around them.

2 hours later…

She raised her arms in to the air in victory, having finally defeated Chaos in Go Fish. Then she collapsed on the ground, and got a concussion from the cold unforgiving ground. Chaos sighed. He always kept a promise, so he transformed back to Vincent. The former monster shook himself, and saw Yuffie on the ground with a growing bump on her head. He dropped to his knees, and picked her up (Awww! -gets shot by Vincent- XX). Vincent then started sobbing. I did this… I put a little girl in danger… I have committed another Sin… I AM A MONSTER.

Meanwhile… Leon actually fell asleep, but now he woke up again. He saw Vinnie sobbing uncontrollably. The Gunblade wielder silently moved closer to Vincent, and then whacked him with his Gunblade again. Vincent fell to the ground, also with a concussion.

Leon looked around. He had thought some freak had transformed into Vincent and hit Yuffie on the head or something, but unfortunately, he was wrong. Yuffie was so going to kill him…

I'm sowwy this took so long. I'm also sowwy that Vinnie did not discover HP balls in this chappie, like I said he would. I'm sowwy for any grammar mistakes. I'm sowwy for any spelling mistakes. Yes, please throw rotten fruit at me.