Wu: Da Learns to Fight!
Okay, one day Wu went against the Nanman. Sun Ce was a general and, of course, Da was his officer. So, anyways, Da followed Ce to the Nanman area with a shopping bag. Why? Because she thought that they were going out to go shopping...til she figured out that they're going against the Naman.When the area was clear and safe, Da sat on the ground picking flowers and putting them into her bags.
Then the Nanman ambushed them, luckily, Ce and Da weren't alone, Shang Xiang, Xiao, and Zhou were there… and maybe some other officers. As they fought and Ce fought for his AND Da's life, a Guard Captain out of nowhere came up and said, "Da, why don't go do something! Like, help out!"
"Ach, well, whaddya' expect me to do? Smack then with my bag of flowers!" said Da.
"Ugh, you know what? Here!"The Guardsaid handing Da one of her fans. "Take this and go help out Sun Ce!"
"Oh, so you want me to fan him so he won't get all sweaty and stinky?" Da said clueless.
"No! You're suppose to whack em' with these, see?"Gaurd said. whack whack whack!
"What? No way, that's mean!" said Da.
"Girlfriend! If you don't hit somebody with those fans I'm gonna smack you with my chakrams myself! Got it!" scolded Shang Xiang.
"Fine, okay! Now don't blame me if they get mad!" said Da.
So Da smacked, and killed, her first enemy. "Wow, this is kinda fun!" Da said. Whack Whack Whack!
"Gee, Da, you're pretty good at this!" Complimented Ce.
And in every battle Da was involved in, that was what she did. Yup, so that was how Da Qiao first learned how to smack and defend herself…and Sun Ce.
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I had to revise it. My sis told me that I made lots of errors because I forgot most of the story, some are still mistakes but most of them are right!
Well I hope ya'll liked it. I don't really remember how it went but I got most of the parts in. Heehee! This story was thought up by the scene: Never take city boys/ girls to the wilderness and the item: Shopping Bag. Well, please comment up on this! Chow!
