OK! Another one my sister told me. This time, it's probably more confusing...and uh, it's about Jiang Wei defecting Wei for Shu! (Why? Jiang Wei's my sister's favorite)

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One day in the Kingdom of Wei, Jiang Wei was "It" playing Hide-and go-Seek with his bodygaurds. When Jiang Wei found them, he hid, but he didn't want to be THAT visible so he went to the Kingdom of Shu to hide there :3 Zhuge Liang saw Jiang Wei from inside a house with some magical portal. Kinda like security camera's except more wizardy. "Who the heck is that guy and what is he doing here!" asked Zhao Yun. "Oh, he's cute! Zhuge Liang, let's adopt him!" suggested Yue Ying. "Adopt? Yue, if I knew you wanted kids we could've just done it in bed," said Zhuge Liang 0o... "No way! I wanna adopt him!" "Fine..." he said in a sigh.

Back in Wei... "Hm? Where's that idiotic kid?" asked Sima Yi. "Er, I don't know, what's his name?" said Cao Ren. "I believe it was Jiang...Jiang Wu?" "Never heard of him." "Yes, I suppose...Oh well!"

Three days later of hiding, Jiang Wei went back to Wei saying that no one found him. Jiang Wei and Sima Yi had a little talk too, not that it was important. Soon, Jiang Wei went to battle Shu with Wei, Jie Ting, saying, "Everone advance, fight as one, to protect this land!" (Just like in DW5). They fought and stuff but when Jiang Wei and Zhuge Liang saw eye to eye, Zhuge Liang said, "Jiang Wei, come and join us."

"? Why?" Jiang Wei said.

"Because, we're nicer."

"Uh?"

"...And we give out free cookies."

"Okay! I'm in!"

And that is how Jiang Wei chose Shu over Wei...

-The End!

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