I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children… and it was teh bomb. Oh by the way, this is an intermission chapter because my brain has gone blank and I need something to fill in the gap. It's also a list of things that didn't happen, and I'm pretty glad that they didn't.

Disclaimer: I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children… I don't own Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Kingdom Hearts, or anything else I fail to mention.

Lack Thereof: The Lost Boys? Hmm… that gives me an idea…

IceKitty: That's nice.

Chappie 8: Intermission

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Sephiroth's and Ansem's Walk

Sephiroth and Ansem were walking down an unusually long road of Hallow Bastion. It had absolutely no point whatsoever, and was simply created for having happy summer strolls that lead to nowhere. Imagine the boredom. Suddenly, Sephiroth whirled around and started acting very alert. Ansem was watching his friend's face with puzzlement as Sephiroth sniffed the air.

"Erm, Seph? Why are you smelling the air?"

"I sense a disturbance in the force."

"…What…?"

"There is someone hiding in that unusually girly clump of bushes."

"How do you know? I haven't sensed anything."

"I'm Sephiroth you twit. The One-Winged-Angel. The person who has a fifteen feet long sword. The person who is sexier than you."

"…"

"Well, anyhoo, there's one of my stalkers in that bush."

"Well shouldn't we talk a bit softer, what if the person heard us?"

"No prob with that, fourteen-year-olds don't listen to much."

"Erm, okies."Ansem shrugged.

"Okay, you must try to sneak up behind the bush and skewer the girl with your… er… just sharpen a stick and kill the thing."

"But… I don't think we should run around killing random people…"

"You wanna be a god or not?"

"No…"

"Well the only way you can be a god—What? You don't want to be a god? Why not?"

"It's not really my type of thing… I mean, I like to work simple. You know, make a few monsters, destroy a few worlds, write a few overdramatic speeches…"

"Dude, you need to get a life."

"Excuse me Mister I-Spend-My-Saturdays-Watching-Cartoons-On-Disney-Channel!"

Sephiroth staggered a few steps back, looking very hurt indeed. "Why, I never!"

Ansem rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Whatever. Let's go take a look at that fangirl. Wait a minute, that clump of bushes look less girly… What if it escaped?"

Sephiroth looked petrified. Then he started turning his head from side to side to look for a good hiding spot. Sadly, his fear of the fangirl enabled him only to hide behind something that he knew any fangirl would not get within a forty-two feet radius. AKA, Ansem.

"Quick! Let me hide behind you!" Sephiroth dodged behind Ansem, still looking very shaken indeed.

Ansem blinked a few times, and then his eyes widened in realization. "Sephiroth… Did someone forget to take their medication?"

Sephiroth wrinkled his nose in disgust. "I don't like grape flavored… Why'd you get me grape flavored? Anyhoo, I burned it with the rest of Nebelhiem (AN: Dunno if I spelled that right…)!"

Ansem gritted his teeth. Then he sighed in exasperation and yanked Sephiroth by the ear back to the castle. Sephiroth was in Pain. Pain so Painful that P was a capital letter. "Oh the Pain! The Pain! It burns!" Okay, so, no, he wasn't like that. More like… "Ow! Owwie! Don't pull it off!"

Ansem pulled harder. So therefore they went like this for thirty minutes until a whoosh flew through the air and sounds of Sephiroth screaming could be heard. "AHHHH! I TOLD YOU THE FANGIRL WOULD COME FOR MEEEE! GET HER OFF!"

Ansem took one look at the fangirl devouring Sephiroth and took off as fast as his two legs would carry him. Which wasn't really fast because he never ran more than a mile since Gym class in the 10th grade. But happily enough, Ansem was too hideous to attract the fangirl, so he was back safe and sound. Sephiroth though, is another story.

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Yuffie's Gizmo

Yuffie Kisaragi skipped into the accessory shop with the greatest invention ever since the Television. All heads turned as she came with a huge metal machine on her back like a backpack. It was rather surprising that she could carry it, for it didn't look too light and it was about three times her body mass.

Yuffie blinked. "S'not like I'm really carrying the thing, I've wearing the optional anti-grav feature it has." There was a disturbing silence that followed, but poor naive Yuffie took no notice.

Vincent was the first one to say something. "…What is it…?"

Yuffie looked rather proud. "It's my greatest steal— er… What was that word again? You know, when you buy something and didn't steal it?"

Leon was helpful enough to give some suggestions. "Um, is it bought?"

"Yeah! That's it! I BOUGHT it. It's called a Gimzothingermawatsumthunk 2000! Ain't it cool?" Yuffie eyed the machine with adoration.

The Gunbladist cocked his head to one side and blinked. "What's it do?"

"Why, you don't know? It… uh… hmm… gimme a minute to think up with it does… Oh yes! It makes replacement claws, one size fits all!" She really hoped that this would be a good reason for Vincent to accept the lie. Fortunately for Yuffie, this new OOC Vincent did believe her. Mass Ooooing and Aaaahing.

After about fifteen seconds after everyone got back to what they were doing before and paid no attention to Yuffie. So therefore being the annoying brat she is, she got mad. Yuffie pointed the strange leaf blower object at Vincent and pressed a button. Something baaad happened. Something very very baaaaaad. She found out the hard way that the leaf blowing was more like a vacuum.

Vincent screamed like the little girl he was as he attempted to get away from the vacuum, but to no avail because his cape was already gone, and his hair was starting to follow. Yuffie was most certainly afraid. All she could think about is what Vincent would do to her after she had enough nerve to close the machine.

Leon squealed. "AHHHHH OMFG LYKE IT'S FROM GHOSTBUSTERS II!"

Everybody stared at this one, even the poor Vincent who was slowly losing his precious hair. Leon was stuck with a smiley face and Yuffie and Vincent were scooching away. Far, far away. Anyways, Vincent's hair was still ripping off and Yuffie was still too petrified to close it. So three hours later, give or take, Vincent was stuck inside the abandoned vacuum screaming profanities at the long gone Yuffie.

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Ansem's—Er, I mean SEPHIROTH's Marvelous Mini-Series!

Hi again! As with the release of Advent Children, we shall do an Advent Children themed show! How to remember a person burning down your village in Advent Children!

Step One: Position the destroyer in flames, try really really hard to change your polygon memory into high detail please!

Step Two: Raise the destroyer's head slowly from the ground and turn around.

Step Three: A wall of flames rush through the screen of your memory, and then you see the destroyer turn around!

That's it for today's show! Tune in next time to see how Kadaj REALLY died!

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AN: I'm sorry I couldn't think of anything. Really really sorry. I have school and such and I can't think proper. Only four pages… This chapter sucks.