At the headquarters of entertainment productions, the CEO and other businessmen with suits were sitting around a long oval table discussing on what to do.
CEO: it's hopeless we'll never have another trillion-dollar idea for a tv show (someone taps on the door) come in (Chris Mclean walks in)
Chris: hello everyone I am Chris Mclean host of a lot of successful tv shows
CEO: yes, yes, we know who you are Chris, what do you want
Chris: well, I have a proposition, a show were 22 teenagers compete for a million dollars
Businessman 1: this could work
Businessman 2: yes, recent studies show that teenagers and reality shows are rising in popularity
CEO: alright Mclean we have a deal (they shake hands)
In a room Chris and a bunch of fat nerds are brainstorming ideas while eating pizza and drinking soda.
Chris: okay what are our options to film this thing
Nerd 1: we've got the following an island in Muskoka, our old film lot, but if we wanted to spend a ridiculous amount of money, we can purchase a jumbo jet to travel around the world or have a completely artificial island
Chris: I'm afraid the last two are a bit pricey and our old film lot still isn't up to code however I think we can make the island work
Everyone starts mumbling and agreeing on their decision.
Nerd 2: so, what's the key features about the island anyway
Nerd 1: well, they call it Wawanakwa Island it's got a large forest teaming with wildlife and beaches around the perimeter
Nerd 3: hey what's this island not far from this
Nerd 1: oh, that's Boney Island rumoured to be the most haunted island in all of Muskoka containing prehistoric creatures like giant beavers with mammoth tusks, geese the size of pterodactyls and deadly curses
Chris: forest, animals, beaches and a scary island I've got it we'll make it a summer camp
They once again agree on their decision.
Nerd 4: but what will they be exactly doing on that island
Nerd 5: we'll make them do challenges and spilt them into teams and which ever team loses votes of one of their members, and when it gets to about nine contestants left it'll be everyone for themselves until it's down to the final two
Chris: genius
Finally, they were all brainstorming ideas for Show's name.
Chris: okay what have we got for names
Nerd 3: how about Camp TV
Chris: no, it doesn't have that flare to it
Nerd 1: how about Teens VS Wild
Chris: no that's too obvious
Nerd 5: how long is this gonna take I need to go home and watch my shows because I forgot to set the VCR, am I'm telling you the whole thing is just nothing but total drama
Chris: could you say those last two words again
Nerd 5: what total drama
Chris: nerds I think we've made a show
Meanwhile on Wawanakwa Island Chris and the Construction Foreman were overseeing the campsite being built.
Foreman: okay the dock, mess hall, campfire, communal bathroom, outhouse and one cabin are completed so all we need to do now is finish the other cabin, the boathouse, couple of sheds oh and that luxury cabin you wanted for yourself
Chris: perfect oh what about that resort on the other island near the mainland
Foreman: that's almost completed as well but if you don't mind me asking what's it for exactly
Chris: once they're eliminated, we can't let them go home because it'll risk revealing secrets about the show before we air the episode plus we don't want lawsuits for any injuries or trauma they might go through
After that conversation a two tech guys approached.
Chris: ah my tech wizzes you've arrived
Tech Guy 1: yes hi, uhm where do you want the cameras exactly
Chris: oh, just one or places like the outhouse, every building, every pole, every tree, underwater and practically everywhere else
Tech Guy 2: oh boy looks like we've got our work cut out for us, anywhere else
Chris: yes, actually we need a couple on Boney Island
Tech Guys: Bo…Bo…Boney Island (said scaredly)
Chris: yep, now if you don't mind get to work (Chris walks off)
Tech Guy 1: okay one of us has to go to Boney Island NOT IT!
Tech Guy 2: I hate you
Back at Entertainment Productions Chris is interviewing Interns and Staff for the show.
Chris: hello Mr Norbit Hatchet or Chef as you prefer, why do you exactly want to work on this show
Chef: oh, to one day to big celebrity super star, not like an accountant my mother wants me to be
Chris: okay but what qualifications do you posses
Chef: aside from cooking I am skilled with military combat and other forms of torture
Chris: congratulations you're hired (they shake hands)
Soon Chris was at the local news station to promote the show.
Camera Man: okay Ben we're live in three…two…one
Ben: hi welcome back to Channel Five news giving you the scoop on everything with your host Ben Jones, our top story a new tv show is in development we now go to our guest tonight Chris Mclean
Chris: thank you Ben and a question I'd like to ask is, are you a teenager that wants to be famous or stinking rich then compete on our new show TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! Send an audition tape to Entertainment Productions before May 15th for chance to compete on our show and become a millionaire, back you Ben
Ben: thanks Chris, moving on recently a pyscho killer with a hook for a hand has been apprehended by local authorities
As Chris left the news station he was telling himself he's got a good feeling about this while drinking a cup of coffee.
