A poem written by Frodo.

No One Else's

Sam is my Sam

And not Rosie's

I love my Sam

So I'm gonna kill Rosie

Sam is mine

And if Rosie can't learn that

I'll push her off a cliff

Sam never married her

You were all hallucinating

And if anyone is to teach her that

It will be me

I won't hurt her I swear

I'll just scare her a little bit

She will seemingly leave of her own accord

I'm a good Frodo

I think

For no one could do a better job

Keeping Rosie away

And I love my Sam

That will never change

No one else may have him

If anyone thinks

That they can have my Sam

They are sadly mistaken

They'd have to go through me first

And I'd pity anyone

Who ever had such a thought

As believing they could get by me on such a conflict

Sam is my Sam

And not Rosie's