A poem written by Frodo.
No One Else's
Sam is my Sam
And not Rosie's
I love my Sam
So I'm gonna kill Rosie
Sam is mine
And if Rosie can't learn that
I'll push her off a cliff
Sam never married her
You were all hallucinating
And if anyone is to teach her that
It will be me
I won't hurt her I swear
I'll just scare her a little bit
She will seemingly leave of her own accord
I'm a good Frodo
I think
For no one could do a better job
Keeping Rosie away
And I love my Sam
That will never change
No one else may have him
If anyone thinks
That they can have my Sam
They are sadly mistaken
They'd have to go through me first
And I'd pity anyone
Who ever had such a thought
As believing they could get by me on such a conflict
Sam is my Sam
And not Rosie's
