Disclaimer: blah blah blah, I don't own Love Hina, blah blah blah…

A/N: gasp Can it be? I'm still alive? Yes indeed, love hina fans, I'm back! Oh, and this chapter may suck because I wrote it over a period of like, five months, so, uh, yeah… Anyways, now I proudly present chapter 3. Be warned, some factual information may not be correct. Thanks to those who bothered to read this story. Okay, now on with the show!

Change of Mind, Chapter 3: Girl Lessons

After an uneventful night, the morning started on overdrive.

"YAAAAGGH!" Naru yelled. "Why are you sleeping with me!" She pulled back and got ready to send Keitaro into orbit. Keitaro, who was only half-awake, automatically rolled out of the way.

"Wait, Naru, stop! You were the one who planned to sleep with me!" Keitaro shouted. Naru stopped, dumbfounded. Keitaro normally never yelled back. This thought was quickly pushed aside as Naru started shouting again.

"Why in the world would I want to sleep with you?"

"Because you wanted to make sure I didn't do anything perverted!" Keitaro yelled back.

"Silence, you two!" Motoko came barging in the room, sword at the ready.

"AND YOU!" Keitaro yelled, rounding on Motoko. "You've cut at me so many times when I've been innocent. So much for your honor! You two never hear me out, in your haste to punish me for perverted acts that I never commit!" Keitaro stopped ranting, breathing hard.

"You're lucky that you are in my body, otherwise Motoko and I would be pounding you into the ground right about now." Naru said with a deadly whisper, while Motoko nodded in agreement.

"Okay everyone, calm down." Kitsune said, appearing out of nowhere. "Now what's the matter?" Keitaro then launched into his tirade again. Upon hearing Keitaro yell again, Kitsune started to laugh.

"What's so funny?" Naru asked.

"well, hahaha, it would seem, hahahahahahaha, that Keitaro has PMS." Kitsune gasped out between laughs.

"WHAT!" Naru, Keitaro, and Motoko all shouted in disbelief.

"Think about it. Keitaro, when you woke up to Naru yelling at you, didn't you feel like killing her? And when Motoko came running in, waving her sword about and yelling, didn't you feel like killing her?" Kitsune explained.

"Umm… that's sort of true." Keitaro admitted.

"Exactly! So now, what do you know about PMS?" Kitsune asked.

"Well, honestly… nothing." Keitaro said. All the girls sweatdropped.

"How can you know absolutely nothing about PMS? Even if you are a guy, you should know something." Kitsune yelled in disbelief. "Fine, Naru, you might as well teach him, considering that-"

"I know, I know, that it's my body. Fine." Naru interrupted.

"Come to think of it, Motoko should probably learn about PMS too." Kitsune said.

"I do not have PMS!" Motoko said forcefully, blushing slightly.

"Of course you don't," Kitsune said. "You just have it all the time, as does Naru." She added under her breath.

"KITSUNE!" Naru and Motoko yelled.

"Okay you two, calm down." Keitaro said. "I need to learn about PMS, so Naru, please."

"Oh alright." Naru said huffily. "PMS stands for Premenstrual Syndrome. It occurs for up to two weeks prior to menstruation. In short, it makes females feel cranky, irritable, depressed, and the general feeling of wanting to kill something."

"How do you deal with it then?" Keitaro asked.

"Hmmm… I dunno. I generally punch you sky-high, and that usually makes me feel better." Naru replied. "Plus I'm, also punishing you for perverted actions, so it all works out."

"And what if we don't have the opportunity to bash people sky-high?" Keitaro asked, giving Naru a look.

"Well, than you deal with it. Take pain relievers, exercise on a consistent basis, and eat six smaller meals that are low in sugar and high in complex carbs." Naru replied.

"Okay, that helps. Now, what about periods?" Keitaro asked.

"Well, how much do you know about them?" Naru asked.

"Absolutely nothing." Keitaro said, giving Naru a blank look.

"How can you know absolutely nothing? Even a little kid would know something!" Naru shouted in disbelief.

"You're forgetting that this is Keitaro. He has no girl experience whatsoever." Kitsune remarked pointedly.

"Just great…" Naru muttered, shaking her head. "Arrggghh! This is just so frustrating! I give up! Go find out for yourself!" Naru yelled, storming out of the room. Keitaro then turned to Kitsune.

"Well, can you explain to me what periods are?"

"Heh heh heh…" Kitsune chuckled darkly.

-----------------------------15 MINUTES LATER------------------

Keitaro stumbled out of the room, after having been given a very colorful description of what a period was by Kitsune. Mind reeling, Keitaro didn't watch where he was going, and stumbled into Shinobu, who was carrying a plate of food. All the food was smeared over Keitaro's chest.

"Auaaah! Gomen nasai!" Shinobu cried, rushing to try and clean up.

"It's okay, Shiniobu." Keitaro said, while trying to clean himself up. "I'll need to go change now." Keitaro turned around and walked to Naru's room.

"Hey! What are you doing in here?" Naru yelled.

"I need a change of clothes." Keitaro said flatly.

"Alright, come in." Naru said. She walked over to her closet. "Here, you can wear what I normally wear." Naru pulled a blouse and a skirt from her closet.

"A skirt?" umm… I don't…" Keitaro began.

"Oh shut up and wear it. You're a girl now, so get use to wearing feminine things." Naru said, throwing the clothes at him. Keitaro caught the clothes and changed into them.

"How can girls deal with this? My legs are freezing!" Keitaro said, shivering slightly.

"Get use to it. I won't have you dressing like a slob while you're me. Now, since you're me, you might as well get to know your own wardrobe." Naru said, walking over to her closet. Opening it, she indicated how her clothes were organized.

"Woah, you have a lot of clothes." Keitaro remarked, staring.

"What did you expect? I'm a girl, so I do have a lot of clothes. Since I'm sure you have no fashion sense whatsoever, check with me before you leave the dorm." Naru said. As she walked off, a thought struck Keitaro.

"Hey Naru, don't you need me to explain to you about my room?" Keitaro called after her.

"If I need anything, I'll just ask you." Naru said from outside the room.

"Sigh… Well, it seems this issue has been settled. Time to go back to the regular routine." Keitaro said, walking to his study area. A new thought suddenly hit him like a thunderbolt.

"WHAT ABOUT PREP SCHOOL!"

END CHAPTER 3

A/N: hehe, things will get interesting next chapter. Who knows what prep school will be like. Oh, and once again, I apologize for the length of time between updates. Plus, yes, I realize this is an extremely short chapter. Bear with me, because I've been very busy overall. Being a junior in high school isn't exactly the easiest thing to deal with. As always, leave some comments/suggestions!