Disclaimer: I do not own anything House, M.D. except the season one box set. I own no copyrights and do not intend to make money off of this. I do this because it is fun. So no sue. I have no money anyway.

Summary: 100 word ficlets about pretty much whatever I can think of. I'm going in alphabetical order, picking a word and then kind of writing a story around it. This is my first House fic, so I'm trying to keep the characters in character, as they ought to be, but hey, I'm not a good writer so I'm sure some OOC may rear its ugly head, though I will try to keep it to a minimum. I hope you enjoy it!


Bleeding

"Wilson, you need to be admitted to the hospital immediately."

"Huh? Why?"

"Your heart is bleeding because it is full of too much care. Not only is caring too much bad for your health, it is detrimental to my emotional well-being."

"House…"

"Yeah?"

"I am not going to skip out on the neuroblastoma conference just because you want to whip my ass at Halo all weekend. Believe it or not, unlike you, I truly enjoy going to these things."

"So you are going to choose your little bald-headed kids over me? Your loveable Limping Twerp?"

"Obviously."

"Your compassion kills me."