Hia! I'm back like I promised a chapter! Well this is my 16th chapter and still going strong I'm at the 250+ mark which is pretty impressive for a first timer. Lots of you have been sending in reviews and I love you guys. So now we honor!
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Now for the continuing pain of Tutoring Trouble...
Chapter 17
It was finally Valentine's Day since they had held the dance a week before everyone (especially Athrun's fan girls) had been waiting for today. It had not taken long for rumours to spread about Athrun's and Cagalli's relationship most of them powered by Mia you after 5 nose surgeries still had a crooked nose. So when Cagalli opened her locker and about 69.5 (there was a cut up rat inside…) rats, 200 hate letters, and a pack of locusts all fell/jumped/flew out she nearly broke every window in the building.
"Geez Cagalli everyone's ears are still ringing." said Mir at lunch
"Serves them right and those fan girls especially when I get my hands on them…" she began brooding in a corner
"I wonder where Athrun is?" asked Shiho looking around for their friend, "He should be here by now."
"He's probably being held up by his fan…ooowwww!" Kira looked over at Lacus you had just kicked him under the table then he relished what he was about to say.
"Held up by who?" asked Cagalli sugarly sweet
"Uh uh his uh fanfares he uh is uh in uh the band." Kira finished lamely
"Uh-huh so how come whenever he hears a marching band he covers his ears." asked Cagalli
"Uh they uh play uh v-ver-y bad and he uh can't stand…it." Lacus smacked her forehead. By the time Athrun made it to the table there would nothing left of Kira except a half eaten lunch. Everyone stared at Cagalli waiting to hear her reply.
"So Athrun's in a marching band?" Kira was sweating bullets he couldn't take it anymore.
"Uuugghhhh okay okay you win." He completely ignored the wild gestures being made by his friends, "every Valentine's Day Athrun always gets harassed by his over excited fans. They throw chocolate at him and try to steal his clothes or chop of his hair," Kira shuddered but continued, "So Athrun usually takes a long time to make it here because he's always trying to avoid them by hiding in closets and such. Sometimes they even bring signs saying things like 'Athrun will you marry me?' or 'Hot stuff right here' or 'Come over here and make love to me.' It's quite disgusting and he just…" Kira was interrupted by Cagalli standing up and stalking off, "Uh okay I'll tell you the rest later. OOOOOWWWWW!" As 5 pairs of feet kicked him in the upper thigh. (Lacus wants children.)
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"Why want these over sugared demons leave me alone!" groaned Athrun in his mind, "Not only am I stuck in a closet to avoid them, they're setting up sleeping bags to wait me out like I'm some kind of animal. All I wanted to do was spend Valentine's Day with Cagalli and here I am trapped in a closet. Cagalli's going to kill me if I don't show up! Oh-no wait a minute I left her with Kira he'll spill the beans about me being stalked by my crazy fan girls maybe I better stay in the closet…" That was when Athrun heard shouting. Putting his eye to a crack in the door he saw a very angry Cagalli stomping down the hall. Girls were scattered everywhere as she walked by his hiding place. She stopped a few seconds to glare at the door then said in an overly sugar coated voice,
"Oh Yunna wait up!"
"NNNOOOOO!" shouted Athrun bursting out of the door only to be attacked by overly excited fans one girl got a grip on his arm and wouldn't let go, while six dived for his legs, and about 10 jumped at him.
"Let go of me damn it!" shouted Athrun trying to get one off that had bitten his arm. "I hope she doesn't have rabies!" thought Athrun, "Oh God did one just rip my pants! Oh God get these things off of me! What the hell are these things they aren't human. Ahhh one grabbed my hair! Hey that's attached! Oh God if you save me from these…what ever these things are I swear I'll never ask of anything again! Scratch that I just want to get out of this alive! AAHHHHHH!" Trying desperately to free himself he watched as Cagalli fell to the floor laughing.
"Hey!" he screamed over the din of his over excited fan girls, "Help me!"
"No way in hell Zala! No way in hell!"
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Wiping the tears out of her eyes Cagalli got up off the floor and stared at the tattered and trampled Athrun Zala.
"And what the hell is so funny?" he asked from his position on the floor as he stared up at the giggling Cagalli.
"You actually fell for that… that …I was calling…Yunna hahahahahaha!" she burst out laughing
"I don't see how it's so funny." said Athrun pushing himself up off the floor and glaring at his laughing girlfriend, "Didn't see you get harassed by those girls."
"Oh on the contrary they believed Mia so much that they put stuff in my locker."
"That would explain the scream I heard this morning."
"Har har you're a comedian. Hey what are you doing!" Cagalli shouted as Athrun pulled her into a hug.
"Do you know that all I wanted to do this Valentine's Day was spend it with you." He said looking in her eyes and inching closer to her face, he was about to kiss her when he heard…
"NNNOOOOO! There is no way you like her!" shouted a very sluttly looking Mia running down the hall with her chest nearly falling out of her dress, "She's an evil she-he and she's put you under a spell Athy-poo you love me only me I'm the only one for you! BesidesI have a much better body then she does, I'm sexier and I'm much more popular!"Athrun and Cagalli stared at her in shock. But Cagalli soon recovered.
"Listen here you poor excuse for human existence!" she shouted, "I hate to tell you but Athrun has a right to like who he chooses! And if you weren't good enough for him then that's your own fault! Not to mention you are a total slut! You treat people like dirt and…and…" Athrun stared at her had the great Cagalli Yula Attha ran out of insults that was when he noticed the hand on her waist. One, two if they weren't his hands then who's were they? Looking around his eyes turned red when he saw Yunna grabbing no groping her waist. "That's it his going down!" Shouted Athrun in his mind. He hadn't even lifted a finger before he watched Yunna be flung into the wall and kickedwhere the sun don't shineabout 20 times.
"Both of you listen good because I'm only going to say this once!" shouted Cagalli glaring at them both and grabbing Athrun's hand, "We are together! And there's nothing the two of you can do about it! As long as me and Athrun want to be together we will be and even then we'll still be friends so just sod off!" Her face was bright red with anger or was a blush from stating that they were dating out loud. Athrun stared at her face it was defiantly a blush. Pulling Cagalli along behind him Athrun shouted over his shoulder at Yunna the man to never have kids and Mia with the lopsided nose,
"And to reiterate what she just said is LEAVE US ALONE!" he shouted. Sighing Athrun stopped once they were out of sight of Mia and Yunna, Athrun turned around.
"What do you want! Why are you looking at me like t…" Cagalli didn't get to finish because Athrun kissed her passionately. She could swear she was floating it was just so nice… Athrun pulled away a few minutes later blushing.
"Did you mean those things you said to them?" he asked he looked at her from the of his eye and watched her face heat up.
"Well..I…uh…I… guess…YES! Okay fine you win!" she groaned as she saw the look on his face, "Don't look at me that way I know we didn't want people finding out about us but she was acting like a complete turd! I had to tell her off somehow! Geez you and your crazy thoughts!" That's when she saw Athrun reaching into his pocket.
"Here." He said handing Cagalli a sliver locket it had a picture of them shouting at each other. Placing it around her neck she blushed and turned away from Athrun.
"It's beautiful thank you Athrun."
"Oh and one more surprise." Leading her to his locker he opened it and handed her a giant box of chocolate.
"These didn't come from your fan girls did they?" asked Cagalli at she stared at all the different kinds of chocolate in the box.
"NO!"
"Just checking." She took one out of the box and stuffed it in Athrun's mouth. Quickly chewing and swallowing Athrun glared at her.
"What was that for! You nearly killed me!" Shouted Athrun gesturing wildly with his arms.
"Just checking that you didn't poison them!" Cagalli giggled as she and Athrun walked down the hall and out of the University, "Happy Valentine's Day!" And she kissed Athrun on the lips and began to run, "Catch me if you can!"
Well i hoped you all enjoyed this chapter! I probably won't be able to update till Thrusday/Friday about the rat thing a hyper Sunflower Seeds typed that interesting but never ever under any circumstance give her pepsi do you all hear me do not give her pepsi! Well as you can tell it's just a fluffy torture for AthrunchapterSS thought Athrun acted slow in this chap and Kira a stupid i suppose that's right. But hey whatever makes people laugh I say and was lmao while writing this. I need inspiration for the next chapter some kind of rif the come between them so that's why slow update. I can't keep updating so quickly i'll think of something though. Well gotta go.
Ciao from the most funny author in existence
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