At the mall cafeteria Leshawna and her friends Jasmine and Alissa chatting about stuff at school.

Leshawna: did you hear about that skinny rich white girl whose daddy took away her car (they all laugh)

Jasmine: well, that's what daddy's little stuck up bitchy princess gets

Alissa: I heard it was because she was dating some punk college guy that smoked weed

Leshawna: alright girls we should probably head out

Before they leave the mall, they cut through the electronics store to save time walking. They started to walk past the TVs which had Chris Mclean on them.

Chris: are you a teenager that wants to be famous or stinking rich then compete on our new show TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! Send an audition tape to Entertainment Productions before May 15th for chance to compete on our show and become a millionaire

Jasmine: you know I am considered what you call an actress

Alissa: since when

Jasmine: remember Romeo and Juliet

Leshawna: you mean when you fell off the tower and crushed Romeo's body

Jasmine: still, I'd do great on that show

Alissa: well, you can't do it anyway because you, me and your family are going to Hawaii

Jasmine: god dammit I forgot about that

Leshawna: still being on TV would be nice

Alissa: then you should audition for it

Leshawna: what?

Jasmine: what (said angrily)

Alissa: you do great in theatre and dance class, you'd be perfect for it

Jasmine: excuse me I think I need to shop more

Jasmine leaves but as she does, she gave her friends the cold shoulder.


Later they head back to Lashawna's house to make an audition, so Alissa grabs a video camera and starts filming Leshawna.

(Audition)

Lashawna: hey yawl Lashawna in the house big bowl and bootylicious, and I'm giving a shoutout to my TDI crew (picks up a cell phone) if you want a sister that's large and in-charge give a holla back because I'm all that and a bag of chips (looks at the phone) well watcha all waiting for fools I don't got all day

(End of Audition)

Leshawna: now how was that

Alissa: Girl just perfect


Later they head down to the post office to deliver the tape however there is a really long line.

Alissa: yo we got a package here that needs delivering asap

Post Office Clerk: girls, please wait your turn there are many people here who've waited longer to deliver their package

Leshawna: DUDE DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE!

She rolls her sleeves up and lifts a pole in the air with a threatening face. Everyone in the line clears a gap straight to the Clerk out of fear. So, the girls walk over with no problems to the clerk who looked like he peed his pants.

Post Office Clerk: h…ho…how may I assist you

Leshawna: we need this package delivered

They hand over the package and leave while everyone their let out out a huge sigh of relief.

Post Office Clerk: oh boy those girls are scary