Well here I am the awesome writer you all love! I've updated Wah-hoo! Phew this was the longest chap yet! 6 pages nearly died due to short attention plan but I pulled through! Well I'm impressed the most reviews so far was submitted for the last chap! 34 me impressed! Not to mention another 30 away from 400 wopee! Me just stole chocolate chips from fridge me hyper! Now let me honor awesome reviewers...
jenniferseedlover: Love that you love!
Cagalli Y. Attha: A few more days this chap dedicated to finding date! Keep reviewing!
coquettish-zala: Trying to get a date and living will be torture enough for Athrun!
Yukimi noh Daiomoru: Update ahead...i hope!
Mr. J Everyday: Cool name! What kind of torture is that... that's revenge and Cagalli is the one calling the shots. Starting to feel sorry for Athrun...
Tsukiko Hitsugaya: How about daring to try and find date from among fans! (girls/boys)
MysticalMaiden915: No suggestions! Umph! But I still love ya!
Tina Sudan: Evil evil girl! Thanks for encouragement but please more lovely comments after all the trouble it took you to read it! I really wanted you to read it before I revealed my identiy you owe me 5 weeks of compliments!
WindDemoness: Maybe Shiho should end up with Athrun... maybe not...
Athrun's Precious Rose: Hey me Cagalli in real life and I can talk to you anyway I want! Umph besides you love me to darn much not to review! Sticks out tongue!
HentaiNoBakaChick57: I hear they're making Mia vodo doll won't that be fun...
PINKSISTA: Glad to be apperciated for talent! Umph evil friends won't read story!
kenshinlover2002: Evil fangirls/boys! Mwuhahahahaha cough cough hack chocked oon gum... Gag that was horrible nearly died no update sigh.
cagals: Always an AxC fan no worries beside already got next story planned out! Always faithful me! Parents crazy because well did you read bio... My mom does bird calls and calls me a sucalabumma (don't ask!), my father is twitchy, and to be honest my little sis is a wrestler who uses me as punching bag. See why school is better!
asucags: Then love this chap too!
MiyuCagalli: That's right poor athrun he didn't see them coming!
ANONYMOUS-gsd: Sigh you're no fun! Umph! Review!
DemonME: Oh you want in on bet?
shadOwcLife: No I got better torture book yours is out of date! Besides mine says "Cagalli's ultimate revenge book!" ha!
cute-princess: Worst then all those combined and it has only just began! Mwuhahaha!
SacredBlade: Now the Athrun torture can begin!
QUEENPaul: Hey this is myt story the button can be any color it wants! Purple is way cooler! Sticks out tongue!
premium-heart:Uhhhh you don;t like bashing anyone... wahhhhh... me like bashing! sniff
MxC-the show-rocks my socks: Cagalli's evil little mind is coming for you run!
Cari: Thems the breaks means that whether you like it or not its going to happen, so that's just to bad for you! I really don't know but sure i'll just take your money... and put in the bet..whew!
gundamseedluver: That should happen!
animeluver461: I promise poking in next chap ok! Don't worry though I've got CIA, FBI and MIA hunting down SS's pepsi!
3fi-pina3: Did you think she hda a real one?
soft whispers in the wind: Very profound name!How come no one can think of anything evil!
silvercage: No kidding he already has a yaht, a mansion, and a in home bowling alley! Sigh me must become plastic surgeon! Who the hell gave Mia so much money!
gseedlover: Everyone loves it! Keep reviewing! Love ya!
Sunflower Seeds: Did you actually review story? oh ahhhh wait one little sentence! Thanks for telling me your list but you left out brain!
Cagallifan: You mean Mia right? No one does so I had to do it myself umph!
Tasaika: And no suggestions for torture? Sigh!
Now for the continuing fangirls and fanboys of Tutoring Trouble...
Chapter 21
"So all you have to do is go on one date? It seems to simple to me." stated Kira later that night as boys were conversing over what happened today.
"No she said just one date." resurged Athrun more to himself then to Kira
"Kira's right it's too simple for a girl like Cagalli." said Yzak looking over at Dearka who hadn't said anything all though the conversation.
"What do you want me to agree with Athrun or Kira?" asked Dearka, "Both have good arguments!"
"How come you're so smart all of a sudden?" asked Yzak
"Hey I was always smart!"
"Uh-huh…" said Yzak staring past Dearka to Athrun on the opposite couch, "Do you truly believe Cagalli doesn't have something else planned? I mean being her friend and boyfriend do you truly believe she'll spare you from some horrible fate?"
"Well.. I..uh..uh.." stammered Athrun searching for words to try and reassure himself.
"See even you don't trust that she won't pull something!" said Yzak gesturing with his hands toward Athrun.
"Well as long as I'm forgiven I'm happy. Even if my torture is the worst thing in the world!"
"It probably will be!"
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Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Ugh…." murmured Athrun, "Stop the knocking." Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Getting up Athrun looked at the clock "5am who the hell could it be!" he shouted groggily. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Opening the door Athrun barely had time to react before he was trampled by his crazy fangirls he was even shocked to see some boys among the fangirls. "AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh" Athrun screamed as he was trampled by over 330 fangirls and about 100 fanboys.
"I want the date with Athrun!" shouted one
"No I was here first!" shouted another
"But the poster said he was transferring gay!" shouted one of the boys. The apartment was now flooded by too many bodies. Yzak, Dearka and Kira had all locked their doors haven been warned ahead of time by their girlfriends.
"I'm getting the date with Athrun!" shouted another fangirl with a chest the size of a watermelons, "I'm much sexier then all of you!"
"No way!" said a geeky looking fangirl, "He's smart he'll so choose me!" During all the confusion no one had noticed that they were standing on Athrun. Looking around the floor Athrun spotted a flyer picking it up he began to read in his head, "Athrun Zala looking for one date, one time. TODAY ONLY! Due to extreme beat Athrun Zala beloved sex god needs a girlfriend for one date. ONE DATE! One time offer arrive at 5 am sharp and have your chance at Athrun's heart. Come in anything underwear allowed also loves big boobies, possibly might have sex with you depends on mood! Anything goes! Oh possible homosexuality due to lack of girlfriend offered to all those lovesick boys no gender discrimination. To all those wanting chance at his heart! Have fun! The battle has begun for the one time opportunity at Athrun's heart if one person goes on date and is not to Athrun's liking to bad no more dates! So fight, fight! Fight for Athrun's affections! Apartment 333 at the corner of Sheron St. and Fern Boulevard. See you there! One time offer Athrun will only pick one! So be the best! Enjoy the war!" No one had noticed the small print at the bottom of the flyer, "I'll be watching don't do anything stupid! Or else! Love Cagalli" "What love?" murmured Athrun, "You practically sent me to my doom!"
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Opening his laptop Kira saw "You've got mail!" flashing in the corner opening up the link Kira smiled when he relished all his friends were on.
AngerMangement: They're going to break down the door! I swear if they do…
PinkPrincess: Stop being such a baby we have to put up with AngryGolden.
AngryGolden: Hey!
Photolover: She's right ya know!
AngryGolden: I'm gonna…
AngerMangement'sGirl: Ever considered therapy? Athrun's sure gonna need it!
AngryGolden: Umph! He should be glad it isn't worst!
Freedom: Oh Yeah….
PinkPrincess: You're being really cruel!
AngryGolden: That's too bad!
BlondeMan: Hey finally got laptop from Yzak!
AngerMangement: Oh Yeah!
BlondeMan: Oooowwww!
Photolover: Ya ok?
AngerMangement'sGirl: Seriously we just tried to open the door they're blocking the hall!
AngryGolden: I never thought they'd be so many…
Freedom: See what happens when you're evil he might fall in love with one of them!
PinkPrincess: Don't joke! Do you think he's still alive?
Freedom: No one will know till he bangs on the bedroom door!
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Athrun had been trying to move from his current position on the floor. But every time he moved someone would step on some part of his body while trying to break down the bedroom doors. Sighing he knew he had to get up. Slowly standing he prepared himself for the worst if he was dead how could someone go on a date with him? Then again they'd find a way.
"HEY!" shouted Athrun standing on what was left of the destroyed couch.
"Oh God Athrun!" swooned the girls and boys. Athrun flinched.
"Let's get this done quickly, ok?" he asked he hadn't been expecting the overwhelming burst energy from his fans. Girls and boys were grabbing onto his pajama's and shouting,
"PICK ME!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" shouted Athrun but everyone ignored him! Everyone was so busy fighting over him they ripped of his pajama top had reduced his pants to shorts! As he was pushed and pulled Athrun noticed how close he was to the door of his and Kira's room. Banging madly on it he was relieved when to door quickly opened and pulled him in slamming after with about 430 people banging against it.
"You're a mess!" shouted Kira returning to his computer.
"What the hell are you doing! I nearly got mauled and you're on the internet!" shouted Athrun searching for some clean clothes. Looking at Kira he saw him typing vigorously on his laptop, "What the hell are you doing!" Shouted Athrun looking over his shoulder and onto the screen.
AngerMangement: So he survived?
Freedom: Yup! Is now glaring at me for saving him!
AngryGolden: What!
PinkPrincess: Don't break the laptop AngryGolden!
Freedom: He just stole my laptop!
BlondeMan: Ha ha!
Justice: You guys are cruel!
Photolover: Don't look at us! AngryGolden came up with posters!
Justice: But you guys knew!
AngryGolden: Hey Justice picked a date!
Justice: I outta…
AngryGolden: Forgiveness on the line…
Justice: ggggrrrrr…
Freedom: Well now that you have some clothes on! Justice you need to go pick a date!
AngerMangement'sGirl: Yup! Go show those girls what you're made off!
AngerMangement: Play doh!
Justice: Ha ha!
Athrun growled as Kira pushed him toward the door. Putting his eye to the keylole he tried to find a girl that wasn't wearing, holding, or kissing anything that resembled him. Looking for one sensibly dressed so this could be the least painful for him, in the whole sense of being able to live this down. Sighing he looked and spotted a sensible dressed girl in the corner he was considered her until she kissed another girl! She had come to pick up girls! Mentally gagging Athrun tried to seek out another one preferably not chanting his name as if it was going out of style! Sighing Athrun quickly came to the conclusion that there was no one in the room besides the lesbian who wouldn't jump him the minute he left the room. Decided then it was most safest to just grab random person ask them to avoid being massacred by leaving room. Putting his eye to the keyhole he prepared to grab, "1…2…3…" reached out he randomly grabbed someone. Opening his eyes he blinked three times before quickly thrusting and slamming door on blushing boy! "Oh god…." Once again he prepared this time to grab a girl! "1…2…3…" He reached out he blushed bright red when it wasn't a shirt he came in contact with! Pulling his hand back in and sinking to the floor, he looked over at Kira who had fallen off the bed. Getting up Athrun took the laptop from his shaking hands.
Justice: You ppl suck!
AngryGolden: Probation.
BlondeMan: You don't want to get her mad do you?
PinkPrincess: Be nice, is it really that bad?
AngerMangement'sGirl: Hey got one yet?
Justice: No they're all trying to kill me!
AngerMangement: So we heard!
Justice: Huh?
Photolover: Kira's there to give us the 411!
Justice: Nooooooo
AngryGolden: Coming in contact with no shirt recently?
AngerMangement'sGirl: Or possibility a hormone driven boy?
Justice: You should all go to hell!
AngryGolden: Is someone a little sensitive?
Justice: If I wasn't doing this for redemption I would have killed u by now!
AngerMangement'sGirl: Nuh-huh!
Photolover: U like her too darn much!
Justice: I'm starting to prefer the fans…
"Get away from my laptop!" shouted Kira grabbing onto Athrun's shirt and pulling him off the bed, "You still need to pick someone! And don't give me those puppy eyes it's your own fault!" Athrun sighed and once again resumed his peeping out the keyhole. Groaning Athrun looked around, "This is impossible! Myabe I should just hone Mia and get this over with! At least with her I can defend myself! ……..Ahhhhhhh what the hell why the hell would I think that! The last thing I want is to be seen with Mia in front of Cagalli! Oh God what happens if a pick totally posh girl! Then Cagalli might forgive but throw a fit and then never speak to me again! Ahhhhhh this sucks! Why can't it be simple!" Kira was laughing at the expression on Athrun's face! How could he be so dense! Cagalli was doing this as a test, sure he still had to go on a date with someone. But she was going to judge him through the date! She'd probably put on an overcoat like in some of those mystery books and follow him around with sunglasses on! It wasn't such a big deal! That was when the door broke…
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"It serves you right typing such horrible things about me!" shouted Athrun as Kira cried over his laptop, which was now nothing but pieces of jewelry.
"Wahhhhhhh, it took me five years to save up!" cried Kira into the comforting arms of Lacus
"So what exactly happened?" asked Shiho surveying what was left of the room.
"I got a date."
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The door burst open sending about 200 hormone crazy girls and boys into the room thinking fast the only thing Athrun could do was grab Kira by the hand and shove both of them under the bed. No event hinking about the poor laptop above them. It wasn't until five minutes later when Kira's breathing had returned to normal that he tired to retrieve his laptop.
"I gotta save it Athrun!" whispered Kira fiercely
"If you go out there they'll know I'm under here!" whispered Athrun right back holding onto Kira's legs for dear life.
"No not my laptop…." moaned Kira watching pieces fall to the floor
"Hey what are you guys doing under here?" asked a female voice. Athrun would have hit the top of the bed and alerted them of their presence if it wasn't for Kira holding him down.
"What the..who the…" asked athrun desperately trying to understand what was going on.
"I'm a reporter trying to get the inside scoop on the noisy apartment here!" said a cheery woman pulling out a tape cassette, "Can you tell me what is happening?" Athrun groaned now he was going to be in the news. This sucked!
"Uhhhh… well.. ya see…"
"Oh for God's sake! He's a freaking male icon beloved by all!" shouted Kira he had just lost his laptop and he was not going to stand for this anymore! Pulling himself from under the bed he began shouting at the obsessive fans, "Okay you freaks of nature out out out!" Pushing them out the door and out into the hall he looked for one decently dressed. Finding one he grabbed her hand, took her phone number, and informed her she was going to be Athrun's date. Slamming the door shut he returned to his room.
"I guess I got all I need…" said the reporter lamely. Slowly walking out the door so as not to disturb the very scary Kira. Sighing Athrun called everyone to come over and help clean up the apartment.
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"So you finally got a date!" teased Yzak watching Athrun squirm as Cagalli appeared to care less, "Well at least we know you have a chance." Sighing Athrun once again looked at Cagalli, "Why is she so silent." He thought, "Usually she would be laughing in my face telling me what a klutz I am but shes acting indifferent towards me." Sighing Athrun began to prepare for his date later that day.
Well guys there's my update I hope you all enjoyed! Next chap is the date what will happen give my your opinion i might or might not use it. Seriously though did you all enjoy it? I thought it rather funny! Ya know I really ought to change that name and publishthis as a book that would be interesting! Gotta type fast or else not get dinner sigh really need to get lock on bedroom door and kill sister. not sure which is more important to all my friends who have findly figured out I am author I love you guys and t the reviewers you are the best and deserve everything you wish for anyways got dinner to go to.
Ciao from the famished author
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