It had become May 15th and at the headquarters of Entertainment Productions loads of interns were looking through the audition tapes to be on Total Drama Island. Meanwhile Chris Mclean was in his office compiling who would be on his show, and just then the CEO walked in.
Chris: oh…err sir may I help you
CEO: I just came to inform that this girl will have a place on the show (hands in him a tape) her name is Izzy she'll be a delight
Chris: oh, is she a relative of yours
CEO: no just a nuisance to my yard
Chris: o…kay (the CEO then leaves) well alright looks like we have our first contestant
Later an Intern brought in a tape for Chris.
Intern: sir the school you know that performing arts school where you promised one of the students a place on the show
Chris: yes, do we have someone
Intern: that we do his name is Justin and he's some real eye candy
The intern places Justin's tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: know that's rating material he's in
Intern: perfect oh err what did you have in mind for the rest of the cast
Chris: glad you asked I would prefer the following:
. A wannabe ugly girl
. A surfer girl that seems very nice
. A short skinny geek who thinks he's cool
. A type A kind of girl with severe need to be better than others
. A big intimidating guy but with a soft heart
. A punk who's probably an actual criminal
. A freakishly strong girl with anger issues
. A social awkward person
. A party animal
. A girl who couldn't give a care in the world
. A skinny dweeb
. A really ditsy bossy chick
. Two best friends
. A sassy girl with a huge ass
. A dumb blonde that exceptionally pretty
. A know-it-all smartass
. An annoying fatass
. A musician preferably a guitarist
. And finally, a pathetic excuse for a jock
Intern: well, get right on it sir
After fifteen minutes a different intern walks in with three tapes.
Intern 2: sir good news I have three teens that fit your requirements
Chris: alright let's see
The intern places Beth's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: loud, annoying, can't sing, no talent and quite ugly, I think we've found our wannabe ugly girl
Intern 3: brilliant now these two are sure to bring in ratings
The intern places Heather's audition tape in Chris's TV, after hers is done the intern places Lindsay's audition in the TV.
Chris: that Lindsay sure will get us ratings with those big melons… (he pauses while smiling)
Intern 2: sir are you okay
Chris: huh…oh…yeah, I'm fine, also that Heather girl does seem like someone that can cause problems, get them on TV
Soon another intern walks in with two audition tapes.
Intern 3: sir we have two best friends and a heavy-hearted brickhouse
Chris: okay let me see
The intern places Katie and Sadie's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: physically they look completely different however their wearing the exact same clothes, they also appear to have no talent whatsoever, they're in now show me the brickhouse
The intern places DJ's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: he looks like a promising player and his emotional side will get fans involved wanting him to win, he's in
After 6 minutes another intern walks in with three tapes.
Intern 4: sir I believe these three teens should prove for high ratings
Chris: I'll be the judge of that
The intern places Trent's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: he seems like someone that can get along with others and also someone that will constantly get hurt, he's in
The intern places Geoff's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: good looks, natural party animal seems like someone you want to hang out with, he's in
The intern places Owen's audition tape in Chris's TV. While watching Chris burst out with laughter.
Chris: my god that was hilarious, get him on TV
Later another intern walks in with three more audition tapes.
Intern 5: sir I believe these three do fit your requirements however I'm not so sure
Chris: let me see for myself
The intern places Courtney's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: a need to be perfect and clear anger problems, she's in
The intern places Eva's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: now that's anger issues she'll be perfect to intimate the others, she's in
The intern places Duncan's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: this guy screams of a criminal delinquent however he seems pretty chill, I say we include him too
Intern 5: sir are you sure these three people could cause real problems
Chris: oh, I'm absolutely sure
Soon another intern walks in with two audition tapes.
Intern 6: good news sir I found two girls that fit the exact description you wanted
Chris: alright let me see
The intern places Bridgette's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: very friendly, chill and full of integrity, she'll be good for our viewers to look up too, she's in
The intern places Gwen's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: you know she really doesn't want to do this so let's ruin her day, she's in oh and by the way do we have any skinny teens that want to audition I want to keep size diverse
Intern 6: we'll have a look sir
After about twenty minutes another Intern walked into Chris's office with three audition tapes.
Intern 7: good news sir I managed to find three skinny kids that make should make for good tv
Chris: alright show em
The intern places Noah's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: using brains instead of brawn huh, well in this show brains ain't gonna help so let's see how long he lasts, he's in
The intern places Harold's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: this red head kid is literally going to be a punching bag for the other kids, he's in
The intern places 's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: this guy is trying so hard to be cool which is beyond sad, I'm going to let him be on the show because actually feel bad for this loser
Finally, one more intern came into Chris's office with three tapes.
Intern 8: sir I believe these three should make fine additions to our cast
Chris: okay let me see them
The intern places Leshawna's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: I really would not want to get on her bad side so let's see what happens if we introduce her to Heather, anyway she's in
The intern places Tyler's audition tape in Chris's TV. While watching he burst into laughter at the sight of him failing.
Chris: wow talk about pathetic this kid is on a whole new level, he's in I want to know how long he can survive for
The intern places Ezekiel's audition tape in Chris's TV.
Chris: you know this guy could really use some social interaction with other teens, I'll put him on to see if it helps him, though I have a feeling he won't last long
Intern 8: uh sir I believe you've now 22 contestants
Chris: that I have, please have acceptance letters sent out to their addresses
