Okay, here's another InuKag fanfic. Thanks to all those who support me. The rest of you guys, burn in hell. But please don't let that stop you from reviewing.

Chapter 1: Miroku, a gentleman? Since when?

Miroku, for some reason, has been acting strange. Both Inuyasha and Sango, his best friends, were worried. Inuyasha has known Miroku for 12 years. Sango met Miroku when she moved about a little over 8 years ago.

"Hey,Houshi(monk and Miroku's last name), are you alright?" Inuyasha said. He tried hard not to sahow any concern, but ended up failing miserably.

"Yeah Miroku, Inuyasha's right for a change" Sango said, almost whispering the last part. Inuyasha was mad at the last part, but would get Sango for that later. "You've been a perfect gentleman. It seems like you actually want to go to school."

"Hey aren't I always a perfect gentleman?" asked Miroku in the most innocent face he could manage.

"Suuuuurrrrrreeeee you are, and Kikyo is a virgin" Sango said with a laugh. Inuyasha and Miroku had to laugh at the last part. Kikyo had to be the sluttest, whorest, bitch you have ever met. Kikyo was Inuyasha's ex. He had dumped her because she was hitting on other guys. Inuyasha had love Kikyo with all his heart and tried to convince himself that she loved him to. But in the end, thanks to Sango and Miroku, had finally gotten over her.

Soon, they forgot why they were worried and talked about random things. He even groped Sango. "Hentai(pervet/perveted)" was heard throughout Japan. But when they got to school, Miroku was a jumpy again, as if someone was going to jump him.

"'Roku, you sure you okay?" Inuyasha asked. Last time Miroku was jumpy or a perfect gentleman was because his fav. cuz was in the hospital and some people in his family had died. So Inuyasha thought that was happening again. Inuyasha was about to ask him if something happened in his family, when the bell rang. So Miroku ran all the way to first period. Aparently(sp?) he was looking for someone.

Everyone took their seats. Preps in the front, punks in the back. So Inuyasha took his seat.This is how the last row was (Xempty)X, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru(Inuyasha's older bro), Rin Sesshomaru's girlfriend, Yura, Ayame, and Kanna(good guy). The row in front of that last one was: Miroku, Sango, Kaguya(good),Ayame, Kagura(good), Jinenji, and Kouga. The very first row was: Eri, Ayumi, Hojo, Kikyo, two of Kikyo's friends, and the last seat was taken by Naraku.(You need to know this for later on)

Miroku went to the front of the room and whistled,loudly. Poor Inuyasha and Sesshomaru and the other demons."Everyone, I have a very important announcement to make, it's about my behaivor"

This got everyone's attention, since everyone wanted to know why was Miroku acting so strange." Now many of you have heard that there is going to be a new student here. Well her name's Kagome Higurashi. She is my cousin. She is 16, birthday's on March 14(that's my b-day). I warn you, my cousin is very hot. Some of you girls, no, all of you girls will get jealous. And all of the guys, including Inuaysha and Sesshomaru, will start to drool. (okay this is were my cuz Jovanie,a guy, comes in) Kagome is the hottest girl you'll ever see. She's an inu-hanyou(doginu half-demon hanyou). Has the most gorgeous body you've ver seen. Beautiful curves, nice round ass, plump breasts. Great long raven hair with blue,red,and silver highlights. Kagome's got amazing smokey green hazel eyes. Nice singing voice, very kissable lips."(okay I'm back. Thanks cuz)

By now all the guys were drooling and the girls were steaming. Miroku continued "Now please some of you guys will try to bed her. Please I warn you don't. She's suffered way to much and will probably kill you if you try to hit on her,KOUGA!" Miroku said.Kouga was known for hitting on any girl he thought was hot.

"She's a fifth degree black belt in all of the arts of self-defense, a miko(priestess), and will not hesitate to kill. Trust me I know her. Do not lay a finger on her or I will personally take care of you. Normally, I don't like violence but will harm you guys if you try to harm an innocent sweet kind caring person like Kago-" Miroku didn't get to finish because something shiney wizzed past him almost hitting him.It was a dagger!

"What did you say monk?" said someone in a cold, threatning voice. Everyone turned their heads to find a goddess. She was dressed in black, cargo pants that had A LOT ofpockets and zippers. A red tight, tank top that stop a little above her belly-button,but had a white tank top under that was bigger. She had red and black fishnet stockings in one arm and two fingerless motorcycle golves on. On her bare arm there were many different colored sex bracelets. She had a necklace on that had a pink glowing ball (guess what?). She wore red and black chucks. Her long-waist lenght hair was tied in a high ponytail. Across her chest, she had a black one-strap backpack that looked empty.

"Oh hey cuz. Hehehehehe?" Miroku said in a nervous voice. Inuyasha thought Miroku would pisshimself any moment.

"Hehehehehe, my ass. That doesn't give you permission to touch it however." Kagome said before Miroku could think of anything. She knew Miroku like the back of her hand.

"Oh and what did you call me Houshi?" she said stepping into the room, trying to get her dagger out of the wall.

"I called you innocent, sweet, nice, and caring" he said trying to help out Kagome. The dagger was so deep into the wall

"Well :grunt: I :grunt: dont appreciate :grunt: you telling everyone :grunt: my life story :grunt: and :grunt : you telling everyone :grunt: how I look:grunt: and exagerating :grunt: my features." The wall let go of the dagger and Miroku and Kagome went flying. Kagome did a flip and landed on her feet. Miroku did a smaller flip and landed crouched down

"WOW!" said the class impressed Kagome and Miroku could do that. Suddenly the teacher came in, 20 minutes late.

"Sorry class I am late. Some ass in the road was driving too slow" he said. He turned and looked at Kagome. "YOU!" they said at the same time.

"How are you calling an ass, jerk?" Kagome said very pist off.

"Obiously, the idiot who was driving the Mercades!"

"Why you donkey-fucker. No one insults my grandmother and gets away with it!"

"Uh-oh" Miroku said "Looks like theres going to be trouble"

"You got that right 'Roku." said Kagome. She turned to the teacher and said "Look you wannabe mother-fucker. Apoligize right now before your class room turns into a WWF smackdown and you and I are in the ring."

"Apoligize, she ain't kidding" Miroku begged "Last time a guy insulted Kagome's grandmother, he was in a coma for two years with many broken bones. And the guy was a police officer" The class gasped.

"I can tell you're serious. Look Kagome, I just had a fight with my wife this morning. So I'm not in a good mood.I'm sorry" the teacher said, soundingsincere

"It's okay, just don't let it happen again. Oh and apoligize to your wife, take her out for a nice dinner, and sing her a song about how you feel towards her. She'll forgive you."

"Okay! I'll do it. Now class take a seat. Lets see where you can sit? Um there are two empty seats. One in the front near the door and the other in the back by the window."

"I'll take the window" Kagome said quickly. She had noticed that hte preps sit in the front and the punks sit in the back.

"Okay class, today we'll start off..." Kagome cut off the teacher as she sat down. The guy sitting next to her turned around and said "Hi, I'm Inuyasha"...

Well there you go please review.I don't care if it's mean. If you want to e-mail me any time my e-mail is Thanks. I love you guys (not)!