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"Where are you going so fast, Valon?" asked Alister, one blistery cold morning. It was still only 9:00.

"I gotta get to the local fire station as fast as I can!" replied Valon.

"Why?" asked Alister, as he poured some milk on the floor, even though he was intending to pour it in his cup. He wasn't paying any attention while pouring the milk.

"Cause I'm training to be a firefighter," said Valon, slipping on his new fire coat and getting the car keys.

"When did you start training?" asked Alister, still pouring milk all over the floor.

"About a few months ago, when you guys were in Hawaii," said Valon.

"Well, have a good time, and don't kill anybody with the fire axe," said Alister.

Valon shook his fist at him good naturedly as he started the engine and sped off at more than three digits an hour. Alister sighed as he watched him speed off, and then said to himself.

"He's probably gonna die in a crash before he even reaches the fire station." Just the, he heard a crash and saw Valon go flying past their house.

That evening...

Valon came home and saw that the other Doom Bikers were eating dinner.

"How'd your practice go?" asked Dartz, who learned from Alister that Valon was training to be a firefighter."

"It was pretty good. I sprayed out the most fires, and I became acquainted with the hot new female fire chief by accidentally spraying her into a wall," said Valon.

Raphael nearly choked on his food, from laughing, when he heard that.

A few days later, in the middle of the night at the local firehouse...

"POOOOTTTTT! POOT!" blared the loudspeakers. Immediately, all the firefighters in the house swung down the pole and stared getting dressed, including Valon. But while Valon was swinging down the pole, he accidentally got his pants stuck, and they ripped off in a matter of seconds. Everybody screamed. "POOOTT! POOOT!" The loudspeakers continued to blare, while everybody just covered their eyes and didn't get ready.

Valon stood there staring at the loudspeakers, and wondered aloud,

"Why do the speakers sound like farts?"

Finally, at the scene of the fire….The Mall…..

"Alright crew! This is what your orders are: When I say "go", you all spray the fire at once together, okay?" said the fire chief to the other firefighters. They all agreed and got ready. But Valon, once again, got too nervous and turned on the most powerful hose and sprayed the fire chief into the fire. There was an explosion and then everybody ran away screaming.

The End.